You aren't a proper man if you don't have a wound

at least you still have your meat unlike 3rd guy

Let me find a pic of my road rash

>you aren't a proper man if you are not a clumsy idiot that loves disregarding proper safety measures.

fixed that for you

Hell man thats just a flesh wound, like this

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that looks pretty god damn cool

Scraped my knuckle pretty good a week ago twisting my pool pump filter lid off

aghhh man you should've been wearing leathers, ride safe

My mistake was buying textiles thinking it'd be enough.

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My leg

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gee man,
what happend?

looks like a burn

>bangedup.com

wow I feel like a teenager again

Not my hands, but mine were a little less like this.

>Rowing

OC

Can' be arsed taking photos, but at last count I have 128 scars, some are tiny, got a few large ones.

Biggest is a stab wound in my calf from a fight when I was 11.

Smallest is just some shit on my knuckles from training / fighting.

big piece of concrete fell on my leg. The leg is ok now, but scar is quite big

I have a broken heart, does that count?

Sure, if you're a woman or a faggot.

Only beta manlets listen to safety measures.

Like, at all times? Any wound?

Pray4me

scar across brow/bridge of nose from mirror smash to the face. few screws in hand from pounding ash-vault in fight

>Ash-vault
underage b&

Lobotomy

i cut my arm a week ago

You need to be 18 to use this website

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i often break my right fist when im drunk and i almost never remember how it happened

You could tattoo that to look like a pudge hook. Im browsing d2g and thats the fight thing i thought of.

xD

why did you get a lobotomy?

My hair is grown back now and the scar isn't visible tbh
There's a big dip in my head so i dont like shaving my hair short

Inside of leg

Outside of leg

west side mother fuker

Wew man, just wew.

It wasn't a lobotomy, i joke. It was a right anterior temperal lobectomy, amydalectomy and hippocampectomy to treat epilepsy

Kek

Wrist (bone broke and popped out my wrist)

Mommy cut my arm when I was young.

Must have been one hell of a fapping session

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He was diagnosed with feminism.

This counts? then i've became a man when i was 15.

Looks like some kind of fossil. Nice.

Should mention that this happened from getting crushed between a van and a chain link fence.

Got a treac scar from waking up with a tube through my throat, and a scar from a kidney feeding tube. Coma.

our deepest wounds are not in the flesh

sometimes the only ones.....

Knife fight during my bachelor party. Went clean through muscle, super glued that shit.

Man

>Taking pictures of a little scrapes
>Probably posting it on fb

What kinda faggy shit is this? A real wound doesn't need a picture taken off it; the scare should be sufficient.

Faggots: inventing things to cry about because first world problems are "real"

Down to the bone baby

I too vault the ash from time to time, get a wallop from time to time. But im sure you understand as its a very dangerous hobby.

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I've had a few...

>stabbed in head with screwdriver

>shot in the chest with rocksalt at close range

>stabbed in the back, narrowly missing my spine

>fell off my bike as a kid onto a street drain...cut off a chunk of my chin meat

>tripped on a step and fell into a harling wall, almost tore my ear off

was it football? most my friends fuck their acl in football

Are you kill bill?

Oh yeah? Well i had a bowl of nails for breakfast,

yeah, it was

Without any milk...

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Got a sweet permanent scar on my left cheek. Kind of a lame story though, got it when I was 5, went full speed into a thorn bush when I was sledding

Oh shiiiit no milk?!

3 inches of my rib removed

You don't need a wound when you have crippling depression

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maybe i just don't know how humans work put it always impresses me to see bare flesh without any flowing blood. i mean i do know blood comes from veins but still

do i win now? table mounted saw
more pics if anyone is interested

Do mental wounds count? All my other wounds have healed into scars.

thats not the bone, you're extremely fat too

How did you not bleed out?

didn't bleed too much bro. once i saw my arm i took my gloves and belt and strapped around my arm. had to run for 10 min like this to find someone worst pain i have ever experienced

The body cuts off blood flow due to back pressure, it's pretty neat shit

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I snorted

how long until the pain hit you

nice haircut fag

The worst was when I fell down a flight of stairs as a kid with a pool cue in my mouth...it ripped open the roof of my mouth and burst through my neck. Really lucky to have survived that one. Dumbest shit in the world. I almost killed myself a few times as a kid. I fell through a frozen pond and got trapped under the ice and once I fell off a 15 foot waterfall onto a big ass rock and almost broke my back. Never had any workplace accidents as an engineer but seen a few horrific ones. An apprentice got cunt in half on a ten foot vertical borer...I saw a guy explode his thumb by hitting it with a 4 pound hammer...I even saw a guy get hot swarf fed up his fucking nose whilst using a lathe! Haha!

The best advice I have ever had during my career and has saved me a few injuries was "Never put your fingers where you wouldnt put your cock"

like 2 minuttes, but when i started running for help i got more energy than i've ever gotten before. I could run for sprint for 10 straight minuttes. surreal experience, would recommend

familiare feeling

That bump is the back of wrist being pushed agaisnt my skin after being fractured.

haven't laughed this much in ages user, thanks

Post-wound ten years

how about wearing gloves dumbass?

dope. story?

suicide attempt

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My knee

This guy was on here talking about this a LONG time ago. I remember this pic.

story on attempt?

Burned my leg. Second degre burns.

this was ouchies.

Fucking gollem hands

im smart enough to not get wounded while i work

also have a similar one like OP but much smaller.

left hand everytime lol

technically still not a man...

I cut my arm.

golem?

i think you mean gollum, you cunt
to which i reply: go fuck yourself, hulk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hey man you look like a Riddler

lold

How can this happen while fapping? Teil Story, user!

not a great storyteller are ya

I felt like it was pretty self explanatory.

Kek'd hard

okay then let me rephrase: why did you have a suicide attempt? what lead you to do that?

>inb4 I felt suicidal

Warts

Haha that's not you, that's a YouTuber called Charles Trippy. His channel is ctfxc

Happened last year, this is after 30 minutes of direct pressure and after using 2nd skin(its like liquid nails but for your body). Ended up losing about a pint of blood. Never even went to the hospital.

i felt suicidal.
why are you asking questions that you already know the answer to.

You're not man for having that wound you whiny bitch.

>what lead you to do that?
Are you retarded? How could you not understand that fucking attention seekers.

w... where should I put mine user-kun?

I have a tiny baby scar above my right eye, if that counts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxsSOjY8bSo

>a pint of blood

PURPLE AKI!!!

Can I feel your quads mate?

Good god! A child could see this you sick bastard!

I'm not the attention seeker. You're the one who keeps asking questions.

this tbh

i want to do that to me
how did you do that? how long has the liquid been on there, etc.?

Look dipshit im not the ficktard who asked you all that i was just fucking stuned how you couldn't understand something so simple

Only if you squat for me, chap.

He'll yeah I feel you, rowed for three years had the exact same hands! And i think you'll agree that wearing gloves with rowing is fucking impractical

how deep did you cut for that scar?

kuk

pretty deep.

He asked me why I attempted suicide, and it was because I was suicidal. I don't understand what's so difficult to understand about that.

i see.. and did you cut slow and sawing it or just slashed your arm like that?

Fuck it im not waisting my fucking time on someone who couldn't even do one thing right in his life.

Me a couple months ago

why did you quote me? i dont care about your argument, im interested in his scar man

idk. I wasn't even the user in the pic.

oh i see

Or if you're not a fucking retard.

hey, I was waiting for a car to pass before crossing the street. then it decided to go in to the sidewalk. Shit happens.