Sitting behind 8/10 in Calc lecture

>sitting behind 8/10 in Calc lecture
>never spoken a word to her before
>wearing my bogo
>want to finesse
trips decides what I say to her

nigga fuck supreme

you should tell her you've been taking pictures of her when she's not looking and posting them on the internet

Get some scissors. Cut off a locket, to sniff and fap to.

nigga fuck you

please sit on my face
>picrelated

Can I stroke your hair

Hey beautiful. The smell of your cunt is more fragrant than the sweetest bunch of flowers ever known to man

i cum rainbows , want to see?

I'll pay you 500 good boy points for a blow job

roll

Shameless self roll

nize box logoh my niggraoxx lmao

in the name of our lord, james jebbia, i now christen you a hypebeast

Have you been kicked out the class yet, OP?

poor people always say dat brah

Ask her, "Tits out for harambe?"

nobodys gotten trips yet lmao

How about pay attention to lecture that your parents busted their ass to pay for and quit fucking around....supreme shirt already tells me you don't go far in college

kys you autistic fuckboy. You're literally one step worse than your typical fuckboy.

Sorry when I buy expensive shit I make sure it's not sweatshop dogshit with a gay ass brand name.

ask her if you can see her insides

y=tan(x)?

spank her when she gets out of her desk at the end of lecture and say ayy girl lemme eat dat ass

"d-do you like memes?"

notice me senpai!

Either one of these actually.

yeah lmao I took calc last year so this shit is mad easy for me

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl lemme eat dat ass

OP, please tell me who Jeb, Jason dill & Angelo baque are.

Winrar

gotteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

check em

jews did 9/11

winrar will do when we get out

You don't fucking skate, take off that box logo

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee deliver with vid op, be as autistic as possible

Fuck thupreme. I'm an APE. BANGING ON MY CHEST

if dubs do it now and video

DO IT

Tell her u love sitting behind her so u can smell her farts

check

Gonna be another of those threads "OP is a fag who never delivers"

Op isn't going to deliver.

...

fun fact: turns out she is a title 9 activist so she called me a misogynistic asshole. my boy who sitting with me knew I was on the thread and was dying

lmaooooooooo op delivers

>title 9 activist
oh my fucking god lmfao

>didnt record it

my boys reaction was fuckin priceless

Good job OP, you made the world a better place. How does it feel to be based?

>my boy

you bring your slave to school??

Holy fucking cancer. You all need to die.

I wonder if this line helps OP. Rolling for that.

You better start whiping him before he thinks it's okay to laugh at you

Wow op. Way to hype it up and release this shit.

Hey there, how are ya? I've seen you in class and around campus a bit and you seem like a really cool person. My name's user.

Bogo?

>slowpoke.jpg

would sexual congress be out of the question?

Holy fuck a Tyler fan/someone who knows who Tyler is on Cred Forums

oh fuck boys update. she's going to the same frat party I am going to tonight and i'm gonna try to get my nut. I need a gameplan stat

>lmao
>mad easy

Find a slut this girls gonna claim you raped her if you actually do get to smash

>this
>Title IX Activist

not worth it man

deliver OP.you really have nothing to lose and something to gain if your to pussy to talk to her anyways

"Im a fuckboy, wanna shop on hype beast with me?"

A true ooga booga poppin' caps fried chicken watermelon nog, if I ever did see one...

dave?

fuck thupreme drippin in bape bangin on ma cheth

Ask her if she's fucked a black guy, if she says yes tell her she's useless now and walk out of class if she's no tell her you would like to cum inside until she pops like a balloon.