You are about to be exected by the ISIS, what are your last words?

"Hold on did you say exected?"

VIVA FRANCO!

Most likely head bash him, then spit at him.

I take his knife and cut my self loose and proceed to behead him.

i instantly teleport behind the cameraman and eviscerate him and his jihadi comrades

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"

"My ancestors are smiling at me Jihadi, can you say the same?"

I would say "Fuck you asshole" then I would stand up, kick the guy in the balls and make a run for it.

Remember they kill different sects of islam aswell, you're only confusing your own god

I was waiting for this.

Check'em

"bush did 9/11"

"Oh shet wadup, it Dat Boi"

my ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

"Post this on Cred Forums for me"

What is exected? Sounds fun

Flippity floppity, give me the zoppity!

"lol isis peasant al qaeda masterrace"

kek

"I will come papa"

I really can't help but feel ISIS is basically the same concept as those people they hire to start breaking shit at peaceful protests..

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"This is turning me on so fucken much"

Therefore, especially if you're an american;

"Tu quoque, fili mi?"

kek god

if his god was truly even a god he would understand his intent due to being all-knowing. fuck off theist fag

let it rip pepe
make room for the next meme of 2016
Rainbow nazi

...

Avenge me, Trump! You're our only hope

"This is more humane than what they did to Harambe"

LONG LIVE THE RAINBOW REICH!

hi i'm gamegrumps

"jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Do it faggot!

Underrated af

Chins out for Leafy

better to get shot than beheaded

GAS THE BLACK AND WHITE JEWS!

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jack ass

"God I'm so fucking hard right now".

Yippee Ki Yay Goat Fucker

I never understood why these sheep just sit there and let them cut off their heads or herd them like cattle.

Id rather eat 20 rounds to the back than give them the satisfaction.

Kill all sand niggers. No more ROE, full airstrikes: women, children, and all.

"Zyzz was natty"

Allah is a fag.

One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your entire fucking race.

Same

Muhammad was a gay

Sure you would tough guy. After they torture you for weeks on end, take you out to kill you and do nothing a dozen times you'd die just like the rest.

"C'mon sniper!"

"I have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"..

You are obviously not over the age of 15.
Ever here the concept of "if you don't comply, I'll only make it worse for you"?
These people are not only under constant watch , but they're also probably drugged.

So when you get captured, you can use those bollocks of yours and get limbs cut off instead of making it easier on yourself.

I'm your father

"you may of already won 10 million dollars, spare me to find out how to claim"

Oh yeah? Because they don't. They roll into a village, round up all the men in a line and fucking kill them right there.

It's total war, kill the grown men, keep the boys as soldiers, and rape and enslave the women. If you're white just don't even bother.

You're trying to say if you know you're going to die, you'd get on your knees and pray they decide to let you go? They won't. Hop up and fucking run. You won't get far but you'll die on your feet.

I did contract work in the middle East for almost a year. Our only "security" while digging trenches and laying pipe was a bunch of fat, retired, trigger happy army rejects that called themselves security contractors. I've actually had to think this out.

But I'm sure McDonald's can be rough too.

>ISIS is about to cut your fucking head off, you're crying like a little girl scared to death of these brown skinned savages
>suddenly Donald Trump jumps out of a fucking chopper, lands next to you and mows down all the bastards

Trump 2016!

Beheader is a fag

Topkek

Of course you'd ignore me because I fucking shot down your tough-guy rationale. How's highschool going for you?

youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw

Short back and sides please

Logic flaw here, how can he mow them all fown if his hands are too small to hold any kind of semi or fully automatic weapon?

With his massive dick, blast them with PISS!

youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ

1: 2 for beam up mister scott.
2: Have spock deliver a vulcan mindfuck to your executioner.
3: Target the entire area with a moderate 4 megaton photon torpedoe, best be done with it.
4: ???????
5: Profit

>haha look at me I'm pretending to be a soldier to get replies on the internet
>w-why aren't you responding?
Here's your (You), NEET.

I half-swallowed the Koran! Kill me and you destroy your holy book!

you beat me to it...

YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE... BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE

MY VIRGINITY

dude

Then you get a bullet up the ass instead.
Is that what you want, being raped by the thing that kills you?

cyka blyat

wtf i hate isis now

>So when you get captured

Shabbat shalom

...

allah akbar death to america

maybe they'll let me live

At last I shall meet Harambe. Can you say the same Imperial?

"I'll be eating tendies... in heaven now..."

>"Oh shet wadup, it Dat Boi"
Now I hope you get fucking killed

Lol I can smell your moms cooking kid. They aren't hoping for escape anymore dumbass. Have you ever run with your hands tied behind your back? They would catch you and instead of maybe just blowing your brains out... You have little experience with how people actually work.

Anyways it's their job to make sure you know that you have 0 control over this. Guess what it actually works in real life

My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see i was right.

these three made me laugh

Of all the money that e'er I had. I've spent it in good company And of all the harm that ever I done Alas it was to none but me. And all I've done for want of wit To memory now I can't recall So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be with you all
Oh, all the friends that e'er I had They're sorry for my going away And all the sweethearts that e'er I had They'd wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot That I should rise and you should not I'll gently rise and softly call
Good night and joy be with you all
If I had money enough to spend And leisure to sit awhile There is a fair maid in the town
That sorely has my heart beguiled
Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips I own she has my heart enthralled So fill to me the parting glass Good night and joy be with you all

meme

youtube.com/watch?v=W5jv13oakdE

"NUKE THEM TILL THEY GLOW"

We're all gonna make it

I had a blood transfusion from a pig, you will die if you cut my throat.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

"checkem fuckers"

> Learn Arab
> Right as the knife is about to cut into me, yell in Arab "THE MONEY IS IN THE-"

Avenge me, Donald Trump!

"allahu akhbar"

you do realize that continuing all of this , it just means the big bomb drop will come faster than it did for japan right ?. So here's a deal you let me go and my country won't get up and kick your ass faster .

do you know about candlej

"At least I'm not muslim so I'll be sent to a god that exist."

"what did I know about hillary clinton"

allah is a newfag

pls be my ai gf

I'm high as fuck right now.

(They drug the shit out of people before execution, thats why they barely react)

"Thanks chaps, I'M COMING FOR YOU JESUS"

Go Naked Gun on their asses, and their buttocks as well.
>language joke, HAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=j6nW7XvTYn0