Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed

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still here

>best fox claimu

Rolling for Ruri lewds.

Check out these trips.

i dunno you have your reasons
drugging is poison as well
ah i see, first match is always important i agree
do you have a good chance of winning?
>drink responsibly
hell no, how else would i be able to have fun
dont worry i wont drink till i drop,
dead.

FF VI 3D remaster when? I want to see Kefka in glorious 4K. I'm a little jealous of you for that concert.

That settles it, thanks! I'm pretty sure I would regret making that orc since I like playing female characters too much.

I never played Fable, and yes, TES is a series that every RPG lover should at least try.

Claiming best girl!

Daijoubu Desu~

That sounds pretty fun! Im curious, why are you grilling? Did you volunteer for a event or something?
I may be at 4-4 but I have yet to do 3-1. kek. Also I still dont really know what im doing.
So far I like it. The beginning was a bit confusing though. Hmm I might just do that...

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Fine :'^)

ouch im hurt that you dont trust me

Devstream is over. Time to waste a few hours on Space Cyborg (Not) Ninja Frame

Im not sure what i will use my blueprint on yet.
Yes, that because your an addict.
>atleast im still ahead of some of the Shipfuckers
What did you try SSS.2?
Wait what

Hitagi Senjougahara claimed

My father hosts the HBO PPV fights here and has me grill. Well I taken over the grill from him but still, he'll hook me up with some whiskey

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It's third match of the season actually, just the first against a really good team.
I say we have a good chance of winning, yes.
I'm glad to hear that.

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Bye friendlies

Oh you should unlock 3-2 for one of the best xp farming spots, especially for BBs/CVs.
One of the cranes, they are crazy strong.

A summer well spent.

Claimed

Went to DMM don't know how to proxy properly

Off by 70.
It's like you're not even trying.

Jungle a shit.

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Support>ADC

what a shitty waifu, op. just kys pls. this is also true for y'all pissmops who're enjoying an unwilling, fictitious person that sucks even if was real.

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Claimed

Mid > Top = Support > Jungle >>> ADC

When I beat 2-4 it unlocked 3-1 and 4-1. I jumped straight to 4-1. For some reason I can't beat 3-1...
Oh okay! Thats a pretty sweet deal. Hope you have fun!
Oh? I didn't know that, thanks for the advice. Especially considering im trying to level BBs and CV/CVLs right now. kek.
I used a chrome extension to bypass it. Want the link?

Goodbye lovely.

H-he was 41 off from 666.

im sorry just messing around
also im gonna go again
im sorry busy day
i will be back in a few
oh okay my bad misunderstood
good luck with it but im sure i will speak you before it happens

>and im off
later

>playing support
>ever
Just play based shotgun man of damage and jungle
Yes that'd be nice

Mmm dem thighs

Oh I will! Its gonna be a good fight

Sarisa claimed.

(Saya)
Oh oh oh! Final Symphony. You're talking about music from FF VI. I love that game; it's one of my favorite SNES titles. The relationship between Celes and Locke is one of my favorites.

What other RPGs you like?

There's just something about female characters. They seem neater to me than male characters. I always go for a girl character when possible.

A friend of mine suggested I get Oblivion and play it. I hear Morrowind is also fantastic.

How about the Witcher? Play any of those?

whorebocaust

the damage has been done. see you seen

Top = Jungle = ADC = Support > Mid
See ya.

Alright, Shoukaku kai ni it is.
I was planing on doing it anyways.

Indeed.
kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Tutorial:_Proxy_Connection
Come on now sss.2, you can figure it out.
More or less this.
or
Mid > Top > Jungle >Support > ADC
Oh right, i forgot that was a thing.
Do you have a full destroyer team for 3-1?

Excuse me?

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hey what's up

See

Just be careful, I've killed 2 subs because it's mind numbingly boring.
Actually I just remembered, abukuma Kai ni, get her.

You've got a point there, user.
Well played!

You're better than this.

>Support and Jungle
Literally 'I'm too braindead to last hit correctly': the roles.

Just remember you can only launch it in chrome and you have to have Developer Extensions enabled. chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kancolle-launcher/iiiimjljokaamhjooacjmdamnnblcjhc?hl=en
Im usually not a big fan of fights but they can be fun occasionally.
Haha yeah. I thought it was kinda strange though. Letting you skip to world 4... Umm...Oops... kek. I didn't know you needed DDs... Welp time to grind DDs. kek
Will do. I haven't sank anything yet and I plan to keep it that way. Thanks again

your wife a whore

I play Top and Mid too though.

Where you don't have to rely on a 2nd person to help you out :^)

Unless your jungler is camping your lane.

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Can you come up with an original insult?

Sleepy and full, you?

It grew on to me, been going to fights with my folks as a child to their friend's or our house, drinking makes it more enjoyable cause I actually socialize with people

Sorry if I missed anything last thread, I just got off the phone with the college about my book n shit.

her name is korbo

>Where you don't have to rely on a 2nd person
>Unless your jungler is camping your lane
You're just contradicting yourself, and you know I'm a top main.

Be careful with those words, I might want to turn the lane into a competition and show you that I can get better cs than you as support.

Fuck off cute boi.

Good taste.

What's your problem with mid?

I guess it's because we like girls? I need to admit that life as one seems more interesting.
And no... I didn't play that many RPGs either, mostly stuck to a few oldschool titles from Square.

I overslept a lot today so I'm kinda feeling like shit right now but it should get better soon

I'm not contradicting myself though.

How often does a jungler camp your lane in a game where you are top or mid?

With ADC you always have a 2nd person in lane.
And don't give me the:"I could win lane alone as ADC" crap.

>Daihatsu Landing Craft
Yes, thats probuably a good idea.
No, no im not.
It shouldn't take a lot, if you have more trouble with it, you might want to check the wiki

Sour, I actually woke up early today, probably not very necessary but now I feel sleepy

People that play mid generally like to cut their own dick off.

Horray, the new warframe, Titania, has awful mechanics that make most of her kit useless, but I need to get good

It's my fault for not predicting how a zro G ragdoll will react

And because she's a faux clt, making her invaluable in light torpedo squadrons.

ITT: Talk shit, can't last hit, the crew.

Fuck.

Nyaruko

I wouldn't be surprised, I've got a static 281 m/s latency on EUw.

Not with that attitude.

>How often does a jungler camp your lane as top or mid
You'd be surprised.
Maybe they just dislike Rumble.

>I could win lane alone
No, but at the very least I'd be able to hold up just fine.
Ezreal and Caitlyn are way too difficult to deny.

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Yes, I believe you are right. We like gals. Deciding which characters you think are cuter is even a sound way to choose which game you purchase next. If you're gonna invest hundreds of hours into a game, you want a character you enjoy looking at.

Which Square games did you play? Final Fantasy? Chrono Trigger?

You said you wouldn't ignore me!

You wish.

I'm really not. More of a "if it happens, it happens." attitude about it.

Bruh

Whats the matter user, can't even get a 2D girl to love you? What a fucking FAGGOT.

Ah that makes sense.
>socialize
kek I wish I could do that.
I have a level 45 Fubuki and 49 Yuudachi but they are my only destroyers past level 15. Not sure if that would be enough.

All your waifu are belong to us

I didn't noticed you posted Tomoko.
Don't scream!

yes?

Not without trips

I'm not very good at socializing either but when Im drunk I'm more lively and happier so fuck it I'll talk about anything at that time

Who else would randomly reply to you with a smug anime girl?
Welcome back love.

Oh what the fuck?

Earth is the starter planet? Whaaaaaaaaat...

I'm Soviet Russia

Get yuudachi up to level 65 for CA levels of fire power, but yeah you will need a lot more destroyers, but levels in KanColle aren't that important, I used a couple level 30 something ships in the event.

I'll have to wake up early tomorrow to try to fix my sleep schedule for next week. Anyway what did you do so early?

I know, It failed miserably

Same thing I always do, but early

Thank you. How have you been?
Still drinking coffe?

Alright, then its set.

But i still want to get my Shoukaku Kai Ni for reasons.
Actually wait a second, i might have messed up.
Destroyer team was for 3-2
3-1 should be just luck and force

;)

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

oh uh guess its normal

In Soviet Russia cancer has you.

A couple of FFs, SoM, Xenogears, PE, CT.
I might be forgetting something but I don't think so.

Maybe in some years servers will be fast enough for us to play together.

no one likes you.

sad shit man

I've been good, No I don't drink coffee this late into the day silly!

I'm going on a camping trip so I won't be able to talk to you for the weekend.
XOXOXO~~~~

and what would that consist of?

You're leaving already?
Right now?

I dont drink anymore. Promised I would quit. I just am not good at holding conversations.
Okay. Any Destroyers you recommend? I have a lot but I haven't used most.
Oh okay. Maybe I will go try it a few more times real quick.

I hate anime

But this girl is cute

Cool stuff.

Neat, I always wanted cancer to have its way with me.

Maybe I could actually die next time, that would be fun too

>girl

Destiny and Runescape

Damn did you had a drinking problem?
Nither am I, sorta don't like people coming to me to make conversation in public cause I either don't care or have nothing to add, usually both

I'm fed up with your shit faggot

Brush it off all you want.

It doesn't change the fact that everyone hates you here.

Isn't it bed time soon?

>Implying

We can only dream, but I love that positive attitude.

I don't mind

Funny you would mention Parasite Eve. I plan to play the game later this afternoon. I adore its story-telling. Such a well written script. Haunting and twisted, in the most artistic of ways.
Plus, Aya Brea is love.

My waifu is from Final Fantasy V. Not sure if you recognized her.

I missed the Xenogears boat. I regret that so much, because everyone tells me how awesome it is. Did you play Super Mario RPG?

It was sooo good and gave too high expectations for final symphony 2 which wasn't as quite as awesome.

Final Symphony had music from FF 6, 7 and 10, not just 6.

Persona 4 golden is probably my favourite rpg. Then some others and Dark Souls 1 and 3.

Whatever. Anime is for greasy nerds anyway.

I think I'm gonna hop on Warframe and farm Frost parts for a bit.
>I think my weapons are done anyway.
Any recommended weapons for a beginner?

Why

Being very statfaggy:
Yuudachi, Ayanami, Yukikaze, Shimakaze and Asashio are all top tier . Though you really want a lot and there's also some good utility like Ushio and Hibiki, read a bit on kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_destroyers_by_upgraded_maximum_stats and look at which destroyers look both useful and cute.

>Greasy nerds
You're on Cred Forums pal. What did you expect?

Fuck you

Oh still on the big grind alright. Well I'm kinda doing the same right now

i'd fuck me

i'd fuck me hard

The grind never ends
Whatcha grinding on?

Sounds hot.

Is that part of your autism? You don't pick up on social cues? For example, everyone hates you here yet here you are.

Yeah. But they changed up the star chart heavily with Specters of the Rail. All good.

The weapons Vor drops on Mercury are bullshit MR fodder, Venus boss drops Rhino.

Still rolling for trips.

PE is one of my all time favourite games, Yoko Shimomura is a goddess, the combat system is unique, you won't find anything like it in other games, not even the other titles from the same series.

To be honest Aya personality is sort of a robocop, but an interesting robocop and the plotline itself is pretty good.

Sadly I haven't touched V yet.

Dreams are good, they give us motivation to do our best. I want to rub that cat belly.

You don't get it

Why do only pedos post here?
Would it kill you to pick a waifu that's post puberty?
Mei cuz bae.

I'm not greasy. Not really nerdy either. I just like free porn

Good ol maplestory. I just felt like listening to some music today and it's a good game for that

Never played maplestory

so i should grind them?she looks alright

What a newfag

>I just like free porn
Yeah well, Cred Forums is a decent place to get porn, but it kinda ruined Cred Forums, now all anybody wants on Cred Forums is porn or gore, its rarely anything good anymore.

Age of consent is 15 here.

I want to pet that kitty. I also want to not mix up my work schedule

Kinda. My family has a long history of alcoholism and its for the better that I dont fall into that too.
Couldn't have said that better myself. You know exactly how I feel then.
kek that's okay. Hmm I have a few of those. Hibiki is one of my favorites. Thanks.

It never was good. Just dumb shit for dumb people. That being said, I've been here for like 8 years. I miss the camwhores.

cough

>Why do only pedos post here
Japanese anime mostly consists of high schoolers/middle schoolers. Plus in Japan the age of consent is 13 so it doesn't really matter, that and some of these Waifu's aren't entirely human so their age is irrelevant.
Plus a pedophile goes after targets that are pre-pubescent, there's another term for the ones who go after kids in puberty or whatever.

I Googled Yoko Shimomura and I see she is the composer for Parasite Eve. Must be a good composer if you hold her in such high regards. As I play the game, I'll get to experience her musical gifts. I'll keep you updated!

Aya Brea reminds me of Motoko from Ghost in the Shell.

What did you think of Parasite Eve 2?

Eve's pair of sights.
>Huehuehue

It used to be pretty hard and challenging but now they really made it easy mode. It's still kinda fun playing from time to time

I see, my family has a similar history of alcoholism however I don't make it into a habit, only for events is when I drink.

Fair enough. Cred Forums was doomed to this anyway.
The camwhores were great.

Sounds like runescape

If dubs post a suggestive pic

yeah pretty much

>Implying

Two things
>she
>already claimed earlier

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That's got a penis.

I'd say I'd give it a go but I've invested so much time into Destiny/Runescape, I wouldn't last more than an hour on any other mmos

Not today I guess
/aco/ it is!

I hope you enjoy it, she also composed Kingdom Hearts, Xenoblade Chronicles, Super Mario RPG and a few other lesser titles.
>Aya Brea reminds me of Motoko from Ghost in the Shell.
I can see the connection.

Bow-chan was my favorite. Beautiful eyes