Rekt thread. I'll start

Well that escalated quickly

This thread is fun

holocaust of a yeast infection inc

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This rekt thread sucks

decent uppercut

DID YOU CUT THAT ON YOUR PUSSPUSS?

thats acid theyre sliding into

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Why aren't they dead, yet?

>starts rekt thread with gore
Typical newfag neo-Cred Forums faggot

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rekt

You are one sick twisted motherfucker
Kys

Rekt

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So fucking brutal

You gay ass nigger, this is a rekt thread not a caturday cute thread. You're supposed to post gore.

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Wtf
Why ruin a fluffy bunny kitty puppy thread with shit like this?

And nothing of value was lost

The look in that guys face before burting into flames
I feel terrible now

even Cred Forums has limits man

Fuck off.

Love the way the bloke pouring the petrol gets set on fire too

teach mi senpai

>filename bitch savagely beaten by youngsters

fuck off m8 this is good contrast

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

gege

I like this.

that was my side b

youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s

sauce

You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.
I don't really like to watch them but force myself to. It's a good reminder of how fragile we are and how quickly things can go wrong.
I believe the world would have less accidents if more people were reminded that things aren't always sunshine and lollipops.
I feel everyone should see this shit and get some real world / life visuals. And know that this is out there and not fake.

The main thing is, reality is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

xvid/eos/com/video7835326/xxx_birthday_party_at_sams_with_pussy_and_cake_for_the_birthday_boym

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no

sauce

video clearly indicates that no condiments were used

I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.

i have my time on the internet, but today i realize that porn has no fucking limits PD: im hungry now

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totaly kek, you got me bro

cmon man, now im thirsty

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DON'T YOU MEAN MUSTARD?

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here some real rekt faggots

But how do we fix this? How do we build up our community to be free, fair, open, transparent - to be willing to fight without any kind of politics, abusing of admin, personal attacks, harassment, no reporting but dealing with issues that concern us directly and amongst each other? How can we possibly turn around and repair the damage that has been done at this point, when we have come so far, and lost so much?

I propose the following:
An international body with overarching powers above those nations which agree to participate in it, which concerns itself on with the nations which adhere to its doctrines of free, fair-play, of transparency, of dealing with issues directly, of removing politics, extremism, racism, discrimination and hatred, etc.

Those nations which become members of this collective will have the opportunity to voice their dissent, to make their problems clear, and those in positions of influence: that is to say, those who have the bigger groups, will be able to speak to an assembly of neutral persons who will offer to negotiate the issues at hand with the appreciations of those involved.

GeneralJon12 and Zombiepatrol will be offered participation in this collective, with no demands made upon them other than that they follow the established rules of the community, and that they engage with each other and with those other members of the community upon those lines.

Those who have damaged the community to a great extent (the other two individuals I mentioned earlier) will be declined any participation in the collective, and will be left to their own devices. Those individuals interested in dealing with these two appropriately, should bring this group to the attention of the administrators with the clear indication that the group itself is dedicated to reporting ROBLOX groups which do not agree with the political machinations of the group holder.

It's in reverse
abc11.com/news/raleigh-police-officer-talks-man-off-bridge/976461/

they are acting like it's some kind of magic trick. obviously the cameraman threw the cucumber at her
stupid bitches

I've been looking
SO HARD
for THIS ONE VIDEO

It's CCTV where a guy walks into a place where people are looking at things in displays, so I think it's a store of sorts, he starts shooting rounds from a pistol into a guy who is strapped up and gets a successfull last stand on the skinny bitch before I think they both die anyway.

It ends looking kind of like this.
I literally have only seen this video posted once and any time I ask for it I get responses like "Too soon" or "That video was never released".

how do u explain the car then?

you are a god

I don t read lol

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

Have some salsa,

xvideos.com/video4179860/champagne_bottle_in_the_ass_2

the background actors in these are my favorite

this was weak stfu

This is a troll well your offending alot of people you little shitty recarnation of fuck hitler how is this funny only a person with a tiny brain and racist thoughts would upload this shit we all fucking hate you and think you should slit your throat if you are unable to do so we would be happy to watch your burn also there is a special space satan has made in hell for you racist little cunt worst kid ever to find out about the internet this aint funny its just mocking other people but you wouldnt care for the consequences because your a little dick who deserves nothing more then to be burnt gutted slited cut and watch be eaten alive by fucking dogs wich you are one and all of this should happen by your loved one's who dont give a shit about you like the way you dont give a shit if you offend black people cause your a racist worser then donald trump wich i politicly disagree with and many people do like the way we disagree on you having your fucking channel go burn in the depths of hell you dirty mother fucker nobody wants to see another of your shit videos so stop uploading and kill yourself cause your usless piece of shit who should not have won the race to your mothers eggcell another thing your moms a cunt who should burn and be raped by dogs like the slut she is fuck you and go die along with your famili

Topkek

The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it?

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I'd venture a guess that you don't go around telling people to fuck their mothers when you don't have a screen to hide behind, or that if you do the majority of people let it go because you're fifteen years old. If everything you've said is true, you might be an intelligent individual. If you think that grants you worth, or makes your opinion valuable to anybody but you, you're wrong.
Being fifteen means you've never had to take care of yourself. You've presumably never known the fear, loneliness, and pain of addiction. I sincerely hope that you never do. Everything in your life right now, you can afford to take for granted, because you don't actually have to work for anything. It's handed to you. So here you go, attempting to prove how smart you are, to a stranger on the internet, because suddenly just being you isn't enough to impress.
While I could do a point-by-point analysis of why your self-aggrandizing diatribe is meaningless to everyone but you, it would essentially feed your ego further to dissect your message, which was the whole purpose of writing it out in the first place. Your IQ proves nothing. Your bronyism proves less than that. Your self-reported physics knowledge is likely bullshit, but also useless in forming human relationships.
Being a dick on the internet is easy. Actually being thoughtful, considering other people before you say things, and being willing to admit wrongdoing or at least try to examine a perspective besides your own, that's a task. But you can get away with just being a dick, and it feeds your sense of superiority (which clearly you possess, by the nature of your defense), because you can't defeat irrational insults with rational responses.

WHAT IS ALL THIS CHITTYCHITTYCHATCHAT GOING ON WHEN YA'LL COULD BE ENJOYING SOME MOTHERFUCKINGLOVIN TACOS?

those look tasty

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

horrible...

It's sort of 2 things:
I feel shitty that the people die, especially the escalator one with the chinese mother getting killed got me thinking. Her effort to safe her child from the grasps of this devilishly underengineered contraption while being eaten up by the machine in front of her childs eyes. That was some fucked up shit.

But it is important we see this, and realise it is something sad when I life is lost.

2. Watching someone die is sort of interesting, maybe even fun in a way. It's fascinating. But it's the kind of fascination that is not worth sacrificing a life over. So videogames in which we kill computer opponents is fine. Real life killing is just wasting of human potential. It's nonetheless interesting though to people who come from relatively peaceful societies to see. Don't judge people for that.

HELL-O, THOSE FINGERS MUST BE TIRED GOING BACK AND FORTH FROM SCHLICKING YOUR CHILDHOOD, TO TYPING SOOO MUCH CRAPPULANCE. HERE, I MADE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR LUNCH TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THE STRESSES OF Cred ForumsEING YOU.

AND BEFORE YOU FAGGOTS SAY IT, I FUCKING KNOW ALREADY, YOU CUNTS.

NOW ENJOY AN AFTERNOON OF TACOS.

MMMMM TACOS.

GAWD. DAMNED. TACOS.

I'M GETTIN ME SOME FUCKING TACOS TODAY. IF YOU'RE WELL BEHAVED, I JUST MIGHT SHARE SOME GAWD DAMNED OC WITH YOU CUNTS.

I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

BUT FOR THE TIME BEING, ENJOY SOME SLOPE TACOS.

Let me guess, when you were 35 you realised it was time to catch a pussy with your penis?

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IT'S MOTHERFUCKINGGAWD DAMNED TACO FRIDAY YOU MORANS. GET OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOOT IT.

kek

I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities.

BOTH LIPS ARE WATERING JUST THINKING ABOUT SOME FUCKING TACOS FOR LUNCH.

U a fagt this is ræl pane

worst rekt bread ever

trippy af

FUCKING TRIP TACOS FOR MY OWN FUCKING TRIPS POST. ALLOW MYSELF TO PLEASURE MYSELF ALL OVER THAT FACTOID.

I cant sleep now! Fuck u user

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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ABOUT BREAD. SAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE TILLA'S USED IN TACOS THAT WERE DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERWEBS?

TORTILLAS.

jesus i flinched so hard i fell out my chair

what a waste

So much intelligence and so little humility, you're a sad man for not being able to come to terms with the fact that you're just a human being who lucked out in the lottery of life. Anyway most people on these forums lucked out for living in places where people are not being torched by their communities for irrational reasons like those fine black gentlemen this whole shitstorm started over.

You might be luckier than most, then again tomorrow you might not be. Maybe your aggressive tone and arrogance will have others tip the scales in the direction of your demise sooner rather than later. Oh and fuck you for wasting my time.

You literally just blew my mind..

the clip with sound is at 2:47

youtube.com/watch?v=kfOqjDWSfCo

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