Be as much of a newfag as humanly possible

be as much of a newfag as humanly possible

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how do i greentext?
also, can someone tell me how to get a gold pass?

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how do you guys qote the other number? XD its my first day here sooo... :3

How do I green text?

>How do I green text?

What's a newsfag? I watch CNN, does that count?

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Can we get a trap thread going? I'm not gay btw

What is YLYL and kek?

Everyone is these threads trys way to fucking hard

also not being ironic newfag

>Faggot doesn't know how to green text.
Top kek.
I'm not a new fag I promise!

>be op of this thread

eew why do you like dicks?
What are you, gay?

Fuck off with your hentai and anime shit.

is this where all the bad guys are? o.o i heard some seriousssly bad stories about this place tbh x.x n.n is this true? Cx

>topkek
>greentext pro
kms
Anyone know what "dubs" and "roll" mean

>Sides with Niggers in nigger hate thread

Nigger

Who are you quoting?

Who is the frog I keep seeing so much?

Lol the internet.

I was wondering that too, some kind user in another thread said all you have to do is open up notepad, type in "delete system 32" and it automatically detects the number you want to quote!

>how did you do that?

Sauce? Moar!

noooo haha XD its my first day here :P

whats a new fag

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Triangle Triangle

You've crossed the line

What is a moot and where can i get one?

where is boxxy ?

goregrish you tronkerful basturd kekekekekek le memes 9gag aye d00bz

Is this the place that do the cool funny raids on streams?

Hello can i join your elite hacker group called anonymous, how do i contact the main hacker? i think hes called fourchan

ohhh okay Anonymous 704171963 i will try that out right now!!
i mean you with the picture Cx
thank you so much!!

how to do meme text>

dubs, also called "doubles", are two same numbers at the end of your post number. I'm not a newfag so I know a lot about this internet sanctuary.

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Mods...

who is moot ?

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Pls tell me how to green text someone, anyone.

will i get in trouble if i say mean things to people?

I came here because fappening

oh look at that!! you got 2 7s at the end, i heard that is smth very special here i believe

>This
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>is this how i green text?????

YLYL

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS "IM NOT A ROBOT" SHIT EVERY TIME I WANT TO POST ITS ANNOYING THEN IT TELLS YOU TO CLICK ON ALL THE STREET SIGNS OR STORE FRONTS WTF

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Hey everyone!!

Add me as a friend!

How do I upvote stuff?

These gore threads should be illegal.

Fuck you, just because you're a Navy SEAL doesn't mean you can talk to me like that. The mods should ban you.

When is today's raid scheduled?

< am I doing greentext right?

Anyone know where I can get one of those Guy Fawkes masks at?

Where is the porn thread I was looking at this morning? That was awesome, I hope I can find it again. How do I search for earlier posts you guys?

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Wow nice dubs! xD

>am I doing it right?

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ha ha ha ha >

What's a dubs?

how to boxyy?
is this 9gag?

What does dubs mean?

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some of the numbers in a row are the same

Wallpaper HD

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Do I get admin privileges or something if I get double numbers?

How do I get a gold account?

If I get all 7's can I finally qualify for a good pass?

Like!

youll get 1 moot for each dubs i think

>Le

>please how to make the green word

ayy

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What is newfag threads for

Oi

Im Not sure i think it means you're OP

Darude-sandstorm,,,, did i do it right this time :3

Woah Its 3 8s nice dubs

>be as much of a newfag as humanly possible

CUCK CUCK CUCK! YOUR A FAGGOT CUCK YOU FUCKING CUCK! KILL YOURSELF CUCK! CUCK MEANS WHATEVER I HATE ABOUT YOU, YOU FUCKING CUCK!!!

Do dubs and trips have to be at the end of the post number or the beginning?

Who's heaven?

Triples! check them!

I think Its either

Grinman is my favorite meme

Hey guys Harambe and Filthy frank are so funny lol :^)

Faggot nigger spic jewbag

Where's the 'like' button?

Haha, lololol that's so funny. What's your Facebook, we should be friends.

Does anyone else here watch leafy?

who the hell is this john guy always complaining ?

the winner

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Nice thread , gonna bookmark it for future reference.

Whats kek??? :3

This thread is full if roody poos

haha, lost! xD

im a hacker now i can make memes and stuff

I don't think you understand why people are using cuck you actual newfag

can we summon mute for shoe head treads?

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How do you bookmark? I though all of these things disappear?

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

how do I register?

i find this highly offensive, you should remove it

>i am pro doodz

Are fingerboxes used for resting fingers

As a woman??? I hate this website.
See what it's been reduced too?

Tumblr was right. Fuck you.

How do I use all of these short vines?

>oldfag here

Save bookmark from your Internet Explorer you newfag

wait whos who? i think im glitching everyones username says Anonymous?? is this a hacker website?

What's a newfag

triforce?
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I don't get it

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You shitlords really did it this time. This shit is disgusting. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people? They weren't kidding when they said you bastards were just downright nasty. All I fucking see is cock shots, naked bitches, cartoons fucking each other, murder scenes, shitty jokes, gas the niggers, kill the jews, dragon dildos, horse cocks, shit tier drugs, gay ass music threads, more horse cocks, fandango mexican bullshit transvestites, a couple of real porn stars, anal bleeding, feminist dykes, some cocksucker named Heaven, "I'm a faggot ask me anything please", more rate my 3 inch fuck weapon, I wanna fuck this slut post more bitches, shitty ass celebrity titties and pussy flaps, more dicks and traps, some weed and shit, a couple posts about shit I won't mention because it's just too fucked up, and some stupid shit you fuckers call cancer. Shame on all of you motherfuckers. I hope moot or whoever the fuck it is closes this site down for good. Better yet, I hope he sells it to some black jewish gay motherfucker who turns it into a black gay jewish hookup site so you fucks never mention it again unless you want to be associated with gay jewish black culture with a Starfox fetish.

Wonder What this post was

Is this trips??

My son was in a thread earlier and everyone was putting a forward slash then a small case b then another forward slash and he said if you write it on your hand and call it a timestamp you can become a member.
>if I get a tattoo like it can i be a member
>my son is 21 he is a member
>I'm 46 can i still be a member
Will I have to live the rest of my life as a summerfag?
If I post a picture of my cock and a picture of my son with a caption saying
This fat cock made this skinny kid and my cock has a bald purple head his is blond how does that work?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do I like a comment?

>the joke
>your head

Omgroflmaobbq

came here to show my mate how fucked up this site is, please help and provide new memes and stuff before 9kek steal steal them. Also can someone tell me how to get to the deepweb and what bitcoins are?

look at me triforce
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Can someody ask Cred Forums to mail me I need to ask him something.

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I am accepted and loved her in this friendly and nice community that share art and culture interests,right?

If you don't reply to this post then your mother will die in her sleep.

What's a moot

hate that guy i got into a few heated debates with him this week

whats a fingerbox?

wow dubs

Did i win gold membership?

Row Row Fight da powah amiright giuyze?!

What's with all the little triangle comments?

Check'd
>what does trips mean

what is porn

It was probably "Hey guys, newfag here"

hahaha XD gonna post it on 9gag and git madz likz, also lik my band on ytyoutube.com/watch?v=UPrUx0yQkfM

>>meme arrows

>how do I green text and what is a triforce? Also stop posting porn my parents don't like that

they mean "If you don't reply to this post then your mother will die in her sleep",so do reply

Fuck, we can stop anons, this guy's hit rock bottom

This reminds me of when I used to be on flipnote hatena for the DSi. Everyone talked like this

haha what a gr8 b8 guys so what is sage??

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dubs are nubs but not trubs!

It really is true I saw it on tumblr

What does kek mean? And how do I change my username to not anonymous? Do I need to sign up? I heard there is a Cred Forums pass

what now?
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i keep seeing this. whats the story?

Hey, my buddy set me up with a free month's pass for this site and all I had to do was give him some weed!

How much is a normal priced month here anyway? I wanna rub it in his face when him and my girlfriend get back from their Friday night study session at 2 am.

Listen up, motherfucker. I'm pretty much top dog around here. IQ: 144. Martial arts. Good looking. The whole package. You can talk a mean talk all you want, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty, I got your fucking ass around my dick, you dick-loving faggot. Go ahead, take the first shot. I've studied Kung-Fu with the shaolin monks, that's the god-tier martial art of using your chi. You think you can attack me when I can punch brick walls all day without breaking a bone? You don't got shit, brah. You don't got shit.

wow hopw do i do thiz
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Herion overdose in front of their kids xD

how do i instal minecraft mod

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Gtfo gay fruity fuckbagg!

What's an user?

Is Cred Forums Chinese?Are they family of four members?How do i fax him my comment?

HOw du I set up my profile?

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It had to be a trap thread.

what is a new fag

This is the most cancer thread I've been on and I hate all of you.

Thats copying pasta !

I am an anonymouse I am a legion I do forgive you but I won't forget you

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Sometimes i do

MODS MODS MODS
REMOVE THIS THIS IS RACIST
MODS MODS MODS

lulz u got a facebook ? boy or gril ?

Hey 4hackers I to want to be a part of anonymous
XD who is the leader of the 4hackers

guys guys
How do i buy iphone 7??...should i upload my credit card info here..buy it to me

Hey guys, girl here. Ask me anything

We are anonymoos. We are legion. We do not forget. We do not forgive.

OP SAMEFAGGING HARD!!!

Anyone can link me some pr0n guys?
Heard you have all the newest hacks XD
L337T

wasted

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NIIIIICE trips brosef

LOL u are all newfags im allready here since 2014

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who is this girl i see posted on /b all the time?

is her real name boxxy?

LOL this site is better than twitter!!!

what are dubs?

any hackerz here ? really need to get into my gfs fb ??

Imposter I said it first you think your clever cos drinking beer
>I recognise that hand it looks like my sons

>kek

dubs means doubles..i know it from book i read

hahaha i love that movie so funny

Sure, but I need you credit card infos and your social security number for access. No worries you can trust me

hi guys im new here but pls stop calling me fag or faggot, i did nothing to u pls stop

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT DUBS ARE

kek

Can you hack 9gag bro..i want nudes of my gf too..I will give you my credit card info,social security number and sell you my sister

Anyone want to talk about Naruto I love that show. A shame so few people know it

keke

OMG dat is a human bean u piece of shit! U sicken me!

hahah XD LOL

>what does dubs, trip and roll mean? :)
>also, is this how i turn the letters green?

Where can I get the Cred Forums gold account

who?

ikr

If dubs milhouse is a meme

How do I get into party van? It sounds so much fun!

Sounds good, I switched the thread to privat; just post your info, only I can read them. After my nigerian prince brother confirms the data, I will send you those nudes .

This website is so fun
But it looks like someone designed it like 2003, weird. But I like oldchool

Calling people fag is not nice!

im 1 oldfag, im jewish but pretend to be normal and lure caucasians into liking black ppl sex

What's the difference between this site and tumblr and reddit?

millhouse iz teh funneh!

Tell me how to PM you
Can't find your username
Will give gold to 1st who halps

Is it summer already? Lol

This is Maximum there is nothing mir then this

If dubs am oldfag

4916071136845068 Scott Bradley

dont have credit card, can u use my moms ? would that still work ?

££½
££½ ££½

iv been this site for over a year
>not newfag

laff* laff*

It's a little bit more complicated but ok, would help though if you could send your dads card too.

Winrar

Looks good so far, I will be in touch

who the hell is roberta paulsen ? i search her in google and nothing :( please help

What the fuck is a new fag?

how do you roll? and get dubs? like, weed?

Hwoa! Nice quads!

Desu It's only for oldfags

@704171361

I think you quote the other number liek this amirite

Nerve Gas

so what brings you guys to the chan?

What is a newfag?

ITT: newfags trying to prove they're not newfags by acting like newfags

Warm and friendly people

Pool is close

guys how do I roll i want free steam games

Look at all the dubs!

Omg thats double dubs!

>wants all 7s
>gets trips
>kek

@704171017
lolz

Double dubs get!!!xD(not quads but 2255)

Why does everyone keep asking for sauce? Is it a food thing? My favorite is Alfredo.

But serioualy what the fuck is a new fag? You guys suck

i came here because i heard it was the place to go to find some memes for facebook

Too soon

Hey guys, how do I triforce?

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heh
ill be honest you got a small kek out of me

1.Put three fingers in your ass till blood comes
2.cry like a little bitch
3.???
4.Profit

>is this how to greentext?

and what is a pepe?

:v)

where is user, when is chan?

Are these quints?

Omggg is that a dead body oh jeez oh no guys oh man the FBI is gonna be here soon oh jeez

Smh

a symbol of the alt right, stay away from it

No, these are

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roflcopter

only a newfag would post this thread.

nice double dubs

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>turn 360 and walk away
Ahahah then you'd be facing the same direction xD

Nice middle dubs!!

Is Gaia a good website?

How do I enter the darknet guys?

There's a plane from newyork.

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who is boxxy?
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use the onion brwoser you faggot
i myself found some pretty nice cps there,wanna see?!??

Whats a cp?

Approximately 10% of the stuff we've been sharing have post identifiers ending with two numbers that are the same.

What are the odds!

Can anyone tell me what is the story about this picture

Isnt kek the messenger
California perfume

Fucking summer again, newfags everywhere

Oh you are the hackers called Cred Forums right?
I heard about you guys.

Too late user. Too late

No joke...what is it?
Is she dead or something?

it's lil girls lol super illegal stuff my m59
dont u wanna peek>??!?

Overrated post right here.

how does rolling work? >meme arrows

Can't mess w me I'm behind like 7 proxies

WHO THE FUCK IS SIBERIAN MOUSE?
>WHO THE FUCK IS CAT GODDESS?
WHO THE FUCK IS VICKY?
>WHO THE FUCK IS LAURA B?
WHO THE FUCK IS APRIL?
>WHO THE FUCK SUGAR KATE
WHO THE FUCK IS VALENSIYA?

WHAT THE FUCK IS LS MODELS???
AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?