Rekt thread post dem all

drug dealers

He survived and runs a vegetable store near São Paulo with his family. The attackers are facing a life sentence

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Anyone got any isis ones? My file got wiped :(

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lol that looks like the 2nd from right didnt even get shot and just acted like he was to survive..

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i know right, theres not even a single drop of blood near him in the close up

No wonder they spray so much with such bad aiming.

Only 9mm, lol.

Evidently fake though...

ISIS IS A HOAX OFFICIAL INSIDE JOB

Its just a papercut

lol this was a american police go pro recording

Thats a big ass baby

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I always lose to this

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lose what?

Keep lurking

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thx i kekd, made my friday night better

Damn Muslims trying to blow up a bridge

took the bait lololol
hahaha niger :P

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Goofy af
ISIS has high production values it seems

whats the point of this? Its neither gory, dramatic, or sadistic

source? he looks pretty dead to me

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I HEARD IT WAS A TACO TRUCK DOWNTOWN.

Dude, are you 3?

These are propaganda films made by the US to scare the populace to allow them to invade nations, break their own laws and generally have free reign.

For you

Rothschild

He cleverly faked his dead

lolwut

Too soon.

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Dont worry about that my man. Just vote for Hillary/Trump its all going to be fine

oh thank fuck for that

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He's merely pretending.

FIRE DOG DID WHAT FIRE DOG DOES BEST, SNIFFING OUT THE FIRES AND THEN CRUSHING THEM HARSHLY AND WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, MUCH LIKE HOW HILLARY CLINTON DEALS WITH HER ENEMIES. ALSO TACOS.

If you seriously think ISIS propaganda videos are work of the US, you're retarded. If anything, it's Saudi Arabian.

That's why I never gonna get pregnant.
It's the baby even alive?

US cops stopped a pedestrian for being Black.
As usual, they killed him.

die op die

>It's the baby even alive?
Please dont get pregnant

not you again...

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>not sauteeing the onions...

follow the money. Always follow the money and you will find the culprits.

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fuck you they taste better this way

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Yeah because the US government would NEVER do that, NEVER!

Meanwhile they invaded a sovereign country for no reason at all, commit war crimes daily and pretty much have free reign to do whatever the fuck they want and say it's to fight ISIS.

Lol you completely missed my point smartass.
I understand why they make these videos, but what is the point of -that- specific execution method? It looks almost comical to me and not scarier than screaming "THEY DIED IN EXPLOSHON!!"

What is wrong with you?

People get desensitized to things if it's the same, so they add some flava.

They will be firing them from cannons into walls soon. Showmanship.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT? THEY'RE CANADIANS EH?

thats a gyro you fuck

This is probably the most funny one

>"""US""" commits war crimes
Every nation does user. Some try to commit less than others

>No reason
Wew

>free reign
Might makes right

oh

HOW. FUCKING. DARE YOU QUESTION MY TACO AUTHORITAY.

Laughed harder than I should have

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>Might makes right

Exactly, all that's needed is a little coaxing of the population with propaganda. It's not hard when the US population is incredibly easy to fool and have the attention span of a goldfish.

this isn't a maisie williams thread

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i googled it, whats so special about a spooky face?

those are gyros too you dolt

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How much should you have laughed

Hint: He have no hand

wait what? she gets blown back and sucked into the hole? that gif is broken

IT'S A PORTAL YOU SLACKING FARTKNOCKER.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

kill yourself you piece of shit nigger faggot ass mutherfucking cunt thats a god dam carne asada taco. fuck you. i cant believe people like you exist. im going to kill myself for you you fucking daft nigger

R.I.P chinese beyblade

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Just a chuckle, now that I laughed hard enough for my lady to come up into our room from her shit and say "what sick thing did you see this time?" I'm for sure that I laughed too hard

i agree that shit looks disgusting

where did you got this from?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT Cred ForumsROTHER, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL RIP IN PEACE FOR YOU IN MY OWN, SPECIAL WAY... BY EATING ONLY THE BEST OF TACOS UPON YOUR GRAVE.

you stupid white piece of shit go to tacobell you amerifat nigger

I'LL MAKE IT THE BIGGEST FUCKING TACOWAKE Cred Forums HISTORY HAS EVER KNOWN. I'D FIND LIKE 3 OR 4 Cred ForumsTARDS TO HELP CELEBRATE YOU.

Moar like this plz

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so i guess you like that overpowering nastyness that covers up the good tasting shit underneath?

maybe he doesnt browse Cred Forums 24/7

what makes you idiots think he got hit by lightning ?

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maybe its the fucking metal he's wearing on his head..... just a though

Kek!!!!

hot. thanks.

dids he died?

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Of course, the baby survived the abortion and graduated with honors from ITT tech you fucking bigot

For my buddeh

kek

did he died?

thats nothing
I tried to abort my baby twice
but she kept growing inside my pussy
so I just kept her

quick solution - the stairs

You do know that is pretty common thing?

Nice

Maybe that CAUTION sign is a bit small given the possible consequences?

THERE IS AN ONGOING DEBATE IN THE CULINARY WORLD REGARDING FRESH VS COOKED ONIONS. FRESH ONIONS ARE TRULY AT THEIR BEST AT THE TABLE WHEN THEY'RE PICKED, STORED AND HANDLED WITHIN 1 TO 3 DAYS. THIS IS A FACT. CUTTING AND USING A WEEKS OLD UNCOOKED ONION AND USING IT AS A PRIMARY INGREDIENT ON A TACO IS RISKY BUSINESS, FLAVORWISE AND HEALTHWISE. PERSONALLY, I FIND FRESH ONIONS, RED, WHITE, NEVADA SWEETS ALL OVER WHERE I AM. EVEN THEN I COOK THEM FOR ABOUT 20 TO 30 SECONDS ON A MED-HIGH TO HIGH HEAT. THIS BRINGS OUT ALL SORTS OF FLAVOR, BUT ALSO WILL KILL MUCH OF ANY BAD FLAVOR FROM THEM BEING RAW. IF YOU'VE NEVER TRIED THIS, TRY THIS. THE MAJORITY REASON RAW ONIONS ARE USED IS DUE TO COST, AS IT TAKES TIME TO COOK & CLEAN UP UTENSILS. SECONDARY REASONS ARE PERSONAL TASTE. IF EVERY CUSTOMER CAME UP AND ASKED FOR COOKED ONIONS, EVERYONE WOULD BE PUTTING COOKED ONIONS ON EVERYTHING.

There are thousands of bridges trucks cant go under. It's the drivers responsibility.

that black baggy set it off (Bag comes in at 6 seconds in). Watch how it quickly came into play, second later the bomb blew up.

Even black bags can't help themselves to chimping out and destroying shit.

If the air is being expeled from one side it's going to get sucked in from another.... Stay in school.

they killed that dog to eat it you sick fuck

You must be fucked in the head if you think that is funny or whatever you are trying to get through by stating "I always lose to this"

the fucking pussy cant shoot a 9mm without limpwristing it like hes giving his bf a handy

kek'd

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Fake. This user is a big fat phony!

his spahgetti

Not saying it isn't, just that its stupid to have a warning sign that small. It gets completely lost in all of that sign information. That should be reason enough for the driver to debate his fault. Meanwhile the fucking Grooved Pavement sign is 4x bigger and in bright orange.

There's a reason it costs like 10 000 to get an a-z license.

Tom and jerry?

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And thus, a new usage of the term 'wheelbarrowed' was born.

Why did they just stand there and let it happen , i know they were bound but they could have at least took the fucker going to kill them with them

What is that? An arrow with LED's?

The fuck is that

HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.

That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.

Lol, it's hilarious how it just flies away and the feathers pop out

This is just wonderful

tracer round

>runs into hailstorm holding metal pan above head
>lightning hits near where he was in seconds
>metal pan above head
>metal pan

oh I dont know user, context clues maybe?

Seems way too slow for that though.

Prop crew was trying to put Rudolfs nose on from a distance...all because some one was way to lazy to walk over and do it.

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She's a little too casual about it, like, "Omg, it happened AGAIN..."

>what was that?
>oh
>well it's outside company property
>not my problem

dude, they make tracer rounds for guns and bows. Plz don't tell me that you're this retarded.

GUISE GUISE GUISE
WAIT...
GUISE
ISIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY KILL PPL
GUISE

I don't live in burgerland so I have very little experience with those things

I don't know why this audio fucks me up

youtube.com/watch?v=rgrG1o8vESw

Was a tracer really necessary? A simple google search and you can trace most things to its original file location.

fucking retard

its an arrow with an led on the end to make it easier to find

Ace screaM killed the whole of the enemy team

Fake as fuck

You act like the U.S. is the only place that hunts....Again, are you retarded?. They were also invented in thew U.K.

the last 5secs is basically me when i'm drunk

Obviously a chicken.
When you shoot a chicken, you lose a chicken.
Basic maths

I wouldn't expect an amerifat to understand

If he missed the shot, it flew into the woods behind it, it is much easier to find with a tracer notch. Plus a lot of ppl go hunting early as fuck....So chances are he had a tracer arrow notched and just never took it off when it got bright enough out.

1.
Not necessarily the case. If you're hit with anything that punctures your cranium, it could rupture other parts of your cranium, be it a rock or bullet or a swarm of pellets or a slug. BUTm it could also just stay in there, or sometimes, bounce back out.

2. His face does not turn into jelly. The force behind the blast is strong enough to reverberate throughout his body. the subcutaneous fat and skin are soft enough tissues to "flop" about. You don't need a shotgun to reach that effect. Look at videos of pigs being shot with 5.56 ammunition from assault rifles - same thing happens.

3. they didn't pop out as I'm glad you are aware. they Portruded slightly from their sockets. Eyes are soft and somewhat malleable, things happen when your cranium breaks, and even while they didn't, I am quite confident they eyes could have popped out of there if their optic nerves were severed on top of that massive trauma to the cranium.

Stay at home and in school. Nobody wants to see you more than they have to.

A blank shell, especially a hand loaded blank, will shoot enough hot propellant gasses out of the barrell with enough force to pierce the skull.

What you're seeing is a blank shell firing at point blank, and shooting all of the ignited gas blowing a hole into the skull and filling all the space between the brain and skull. Hence the eyes blasting out like that. Its the gas shooting through the skull pushing them out.

ISIS doesn't have practical special effects wizards you retard. They just have real sick fucks who like to find cruel way to execute people and get creative with it. Learn some more shit about how the process of firing a gun works.

Deus vult

Do you truthfully believe that if the US did "whatever the fuck they wanted", that there would be any ISIS members left. If the US has one thing, it's a steady stream of military members who are tired as fuck of the rest of the world's bullshit. They all want a vacation and to be home with their families.

Think about it.

Lucky Son of a Bitch!

Watched enough porn to confirm this technique

Camwhore bear antics.

>trauma
You'd need skin contact for a blank to cause any trauma to the cranium.

most people just fart babies like no tomorrow thinking that's "how it supposed to be" born into this society i think nothing more then hope we were all aborted.

then maybe the earth wouldn't get to that fucked stage that it is right now.

fuck I almost didn't see the whole thing

2/2 Follow up, look at the serious burn around the hole in his skull. Consistent with powder burns from firearm discharge.

Someone screencap these to help the next idiot posting "ISIS MAKES FAEK EXECUTIONS GUISE" can learn some shit.

IS BAMBI GOING TO BE OK? MAYBE IT'S JUST SLEEPY? IT MUST BE NAPPY TIEM.

Ayy

dolls.

everybody know's this illuminati shit.

story?

a challenger appears.

arent tracer rounds illegal?

For no1 slugs maybe?

isn't this terrifying? one little metal marble and your dead.

Miracle

And we wonder why cops don't want body cameras.

I'm not even american, I'm Canadian you dumb fuck.

I wouldn't expect a retard to understand. I am surprised you have not be given the Darwin reward yet.

No, you're the retards. Lightning would hit the building and the million taller things around, and even if pan was nearby or touching the building, there's no quick way to reach mass through pan, so no significant amount of electricity would go through it; not enough to be lethal.

it was still burning in his neck

award**. Auto correct gave me reward. Still stand, this person is still a retard.

would you rather die quickly in an explsion/bullet in the head or get slowly torture to death ?

I sure hope he didn't get in trouble for that.

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lol. boom your dead. what a leg day

awesome!

that's exactly what would happen, with your hands tied behind your back, triggered

Nice try Amerifat.

A Canadian would understand that different parts of the world have different laws regarding hunting. Especially in Yurop.

It would hit the building if it has a lightning conductor...Which good chances it did not. The cars would not be hit due to the tires..which is why they say stay in your car during a lightning storm. Also you can tell it hit ground cause how it violently shook every thing. It was also in the news a couple yrs ago. It was a person who got hit. You're the retard.

I heard they practice this shit a million times and one time they randomly do it.

at least they eat it?

LIKE A RECORD BABY

White niggers do this.

An led knocked arrow

Oh man god....You truly are retarded. Just gonna ignore you now. Arguing with you is pretty much arguing with a brick wall. Why not go do some google there, you'll see how wrong you are within a few seconds.

So many retards and autistic ppl in thread...That is Cred Forums for you.

Anyone remember this guy? Sewing his foreskin shut? I have all of the webm's if you fucks are interested

Agreed with the doobles.

Apparently they stage executions to film regularly that never actually happen. Most of the victims are made to believe if they cooperate they will not be harmed one way or another.

I guess the moral of the story is never cooperate. You probably have a better chance at survival fighting in any way than you do hoping for the best.

>said the dumb phoneposter

Yeah. I think that is probably the only thing he could do. I don't see anything wrong with it.

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>This kills the human

post em

Nerve gas

Yeah.. Keep lurking
>>And youll discover rekt threads on THIS "random"thread are strictly limited to no sound which sucks Orc dick

Find a rekt thread on "adult gif" however..
>>your brain WILL go fuckin diamonds.

Nerve gas

Fuck man, this is scary.
My father actually has that job.

you can see the nigger move every time they shoot him. obviously he lived.

Will do

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Nerve gas

"Worthless fucking pearl." growled Garnet as she began ejaculating on the kneeling Pearl. They were in Garnet's room, their filthy deeds dimly lit by the hovering gem bubbles overhead. This was not the first time Garnet had disciplined Pearl in this way, but it was the first time she had brought up her status as a pearl during sex. Garnet was curious to see how she would respond to being degraded in this way.

Pearl said nothing. Garnet was displeased. Pearl didn't cry, she didn't utter her safeword, she just stared ahead blankly as Garnet released her sperm all over her face. The only sound filling the chamber was the quiet splatter of fluid hitting soft skin.

"You're the weakest, most pathetic gem on this planet." she barked. "This is all you're good for. I hope you're ashamed of yourself, you useless, defective thing. This is your place now. You are my toy." Her cruel words filled the chamber and echoed off the walls. For a moment, silence. Then, sniffling. The sound of tears hitting stone. Garnet smirked as Pearl hung her head. Pearl, finally pushed to the point of tears, wept openly.

"Good pearl." the red gem whispered. Garnet pointed her erection at Pearl's forehead, directly at the center of her gem. She grunted as she squirted out hot ropes of thick, sticky jizz all over the lily-white pearl. The thin, submissive gem sobbed harder as Garnet covered her very soul in disgusting organic goo. All she would have to do to stop this was to utter their safeword, they both knew this, yet Pearl said nothing. And so Garnet continued.

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I like hillary

that death spasm

>Not an expert but I'm pretty sure
theres ur problem right there
ur a fuckin idiot

interested

Nigger

How fucking braindead are you?

Do really think these animals that don't even know how to hold a gun are cops?

I know inner city cops aren't the best at their jobs but goddamn are you a nigger enabler.

Fucking retard.

gonna masturbate to make sure mine is still ok

whats a nigger doing there?

>Buzzwords

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That dude 2nd to the end on the right didn't even get shot

and nothing of value was lost

did he die?

That looks really fucking nasty

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You are a fucking idiot.

That poor fuckin' doctor.

>The smell

These isis videos seriously look fake as fuck. It might be the slow motion and high quality. I've probably seen too many horror and war movies with realistic special effects I can't even take these seriously.

kek

What are the odds of that happening, feels sad man!

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In about to vomit.

Worst rekt thread ever!!!

Official.

it was just a side effect of some nerve gas hed inhaled earlier.

NAW MAN, THESE LOOK NASTY.

I HIGHLY AGREE.

tom and jerry got that shit from what used to happen during the 20s and 30s... that's some real shit for developing countries

You are a very stupid person

>Excellence

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that last punch outside... beaut

hes right though...

>Not an expert
>but I'll talk from a point of expertise anyway

Your skin is basically just a fucking suit for the skeleton, once it's 'degloved', it looks exactly like shown in the video.
How about next time maybe, I don't know, check yourself before you wreck yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2GBXoqOR4

ATMs in India are generally in a little sideroom off the street, and attended by a guard. This guy was clearly caught napping by these thugs

New fag here. What's wit taco posts? Trying to 404 this page or something?

that sounds like a good night story, thank you

Your caps lock is on

AYY TEXAS FAG HERE I LOVE TORCHY'S TACOS

Sauce?

>not knowing why tacos being posted in rekt thread

He's the guy that filmed Hillary fainting

looks like reapers ult

newfag

Alright, hunter here. That's an arrow with an LED tail, to make it easy to locate. He made a near perfect shot, never seen that before. Elk/deer/whatever you're hunting will bolt at the sound of a rifle shot, but with archery, more often than not, they won't turn tail unless you fuck up and make a messy shot.

What they shoot him with?

>strawberryjam.jpg

>Hollywood.webm

At least you answered "I am this braindead".

that jacket and collar didnt do shit..hes dead before he hits the ground.

deer slug

that jacket and collar are most likely for shrapnel, the force of that blast is what killed him

yeah

Hey yanks
What do you think about dont starve?

How did it crawl in there?

WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT REKT POSTS YOU'LL ONLY BE LIED TO ABOUT ANYWAY? YOU ARE THE CANSER THAT IS KILLING Cred Forums AND YOU WILL BE PURIFIED. WITH TACOS.

THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME. MY SIDES.

Here's your (you)

Cringed hard.

Are you retarded?

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EXACTLY.

Sovereign country? It was knowingly harboring terrorists directly connected to 9/11. I dont know what faggot shithole you come from, but if someone attacks your country and then another country gives them free shelter, fuck that other country

I rather die like this than get my head cut off

cool

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you would think they would kill at least one aryan...but they are too cowardly to do even that lol

>fuck westerners!!
>kills sand niggers

What ever as long as they keep killing more sand nigs im fine with isis

I didn't realize it restarted and thought the other pigs were coming back and gonna tear the bears ass up.

they have stupid...Jim whatshisname the journalist.
Which is sad because he seemed like an awesome dude.
Theres a Doc on HBO about him called "Jim"

Fucking blm

Pretty sure this is called sharking.

Nigger tried to steal a baby by shoving it in her cunt

cowards

you're right lol holy shit. i wonder if those dumbfucks even noticed when they dragged his body away.

can't kill anyone like a man, have to handcuff and shoot them in the back of the head. fucking scum of humanity

it is funny tho

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someone needs to shoop some snowspeeders with some tow cables

hey look guys we have an expert on middle eastern shotgun executions

>stupid white piece of shit
>amerifat nigger
pick one