Goat appreciation thread

Do you happen to know what the fine is here for necrophilia?

that it's fine?

500 gold.

i change my guess to 500 gold.

That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks!

If that's directed at me, I was talking about goat appreciation, not the undead
This is why not linking posts is a problem

I was dead for a moment because my cat wanted to lie on top of me and purr for about... 20 minutes.

Just realized what a huge hypocrite I made myself sound like... Oops

hyeh

Nyeh heh heh~ even?

youtube.com/watch?v=-XzlCWn57Jw

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more like

hon hon hon

we are not accepting of baguette here

post more burly guys doing cock things

pretty please

you will accept le froggy leg

baguettes are nice

that is what I'm known to do on occasion

#removebaguette

fuck this just makes me wanna get some amphetamine and hit someone up and have lusty angry gay sex

like literally fuck in the word's essence and get into things so hard once you come you are all surprised like was that really me right there

baguettes are dry

nou

I know, right?

not if you use lube

LMAO

I dont have any male furs, sorry

I've never liked leather but those pictures, fucking hell

I'm scared I'll end up like one of those people who random bareback and do leather and have sex in swings

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Ew.

your butthole is mine

HIS BUTTHOLE IS MINE BACK OFF

who the fuck are you?

What the hell.

I didn't know this turned into the butthole ownership thread

This is now a dog thread

i'm actually just renting it

It is what you make it... I suppose

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This is now a cactus thread.

demos thread

that might be hurt

No it's an egg thread

Wait a second why the hell did *you* say that?

Pancake thread and that's final.

more please

asserting my dominance

My heart-shaped egg is superior

yall make me hard

It's not yours.

My mini-pancakes spit on your ass-shaped egg

IT IS A GOAT THREAD
I LIKE GOATS

I want some fanart of that shit

fine. i'll go get a better ass.

that's kinda hot

this thread is a much gayer than suppose to be

weirdo

I know that's supposed to be an insult but you should know by now I don't care about the quality of my butt.

you'd like to do stuff in public, wouldn't you?

You don't even have an ass in the first place.

maybe you don't but maybe tay does

SHUT UP

I'd rather you didn't.

Doesn't sound so bad to me.

alrighty

don't embarrass me like this

Exactly.

if you say so

Maybe because of cunts like you.

been a while

I think his content can get annoying at times... but i have to say: i'd tap that

yeah it's been a while since i got drunk off of whiskey

disgusting

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i mix the whiskey with coke

Must be fun, having whiskey. I don't know if I'd prefer to be lively and drunk or in my current state.

Also groden you post some of the best things.

ty, I appreciate it

i'd prefer to be dead

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Same.

death is tempting, but I don't think it's quite for me. not yet at least.

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It's perfect for you, go for it.

wow

it's darwin

i haven't seen you for a long time

touch fluffy goat tail

It's not yet that time.

There's this annoyingass fly that won't leave me alone
I might just join you in the suicidal club, Parafirk

I could not bear being without you any longer, my dear.

there's no entrance fee so go ahead

where the hell have you been anyway

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Want me to dump a few pics like this, Nothing gets me harder.

Steam, I guess. I tended to forget these threads were a thing.

i like this thread
how is everyone today

HEARD YALL WERE TALKIN SHIT

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Dumping anyway, I've fapped to this and for once I didnt feel guilty.

getting drunk... still too sober

what have you chosen to drink this evening

How good is your tolerance?

Whiskey and coke. That's my usual.

Shouldn't be too good, it's been some time

Eating popcorn kernels, you?

I'm alright. A bit sad, but strangely serene and glad I finished Penny Dreadful.

i'm always a fan of whiskey and coke.
just got up from a nap but it doesn't feel like it was long enough. at least i've not messed up my sleep schedule like what normally happens when i take a nap
don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened

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If it's a goat thread, then it must be Gabu time.

Yah I've just managed to fix mine, but porn is just about to screw that up again

Ah the memories

got a level 6 blademaster in a game today
>how it feels to bladestorm an entire army to shreds

howdy dotts how goes
sometimes porn isn't worth it

gay.

Glorious, huh?

Ups and downs, man.
How about you?

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Yeh

How goes it, Para?

same, man.

Matthew~

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Well I just finished my 12th working day in a row and I'm enjoying some whiskey and coke right now. Aiming to get drunk

I have to fix this shitty lack of a social life thing. One of the guys I do actually meet up with is moving up to Scotland this week.

Oh, you have a job now? Congrats.

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I am, it's just that it feels so final. I can never watch that same series again and get so into it. It's like something I cared for died. It's one of the ways I determine if something is good or not. It's a pleasing kind of torment.

This man gets it

Long time.

Yeah, I got my old job back

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Good stuff.
I'm looking into switching jobs.

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that's really lame. social lifing is hard.
i know what you mean. there's only a few shows that have done that for me though.

So I remember. Anything in particular you looking for?

OH MY GOD ITS YOU.
It has been years.
Where've you been besides abandoning your dear, sweet friendships?

Yes. Yes, it is. I've always been shit at it.

Support jobs, the usual. It's been an on and off search. I'm devoting more time to it again.

Beats being a customer service representative

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I know you too, right?

Don't be so sure.

I don't really think you'd enjoy getting someone phoning you up and then calling you a "liar" and then insistently trying to get you to let them speak to a manager even though you can't let them do that, but they still keep repeating the same shit.

Yeah, only a few shows, movies, video games and books.

>tfw Darwin-sama doesn't love you anymore
We've been in the same proximity but not formally acquainted.

I worked as a CSR too, Para.
It was my first job.

Nice to meet you, then.

See . Not much occurs here, so I was not compelled to visit much.

me too, it's pretty hard
it's all good in the end, though.

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how are you groden

Charm's all mine.

So a support job is worse than that? I hope you're getting paid well enough.

Almost tragic, and I'm fine with that.

And by the way, has it been fucking raining all day for you as well?

It's similar in some aspects, worse and better in others.
I want to move onto some other place which isn't as shit.

Yep. And it's far better than 25+C. It's rare that I've been grateful that's it's raining a lot.

indeed.
what were you up to for the day?

I'd rather do a job which requires minimal of any sort of human contact. And yeah it's either a damn heatwave or an all day raining session.

I'll have to get steam again then.
It is not just a compulsion it is your duty.
Abandoning post does not befit a man of your stature even if it is your nature, and blemishes your record of service.

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Support involves a lot of human contact, of course. Most jobs do.
And our weather's just great like that.
Missing Europe yet?

No, not really

Do as we do and grumble impotently about the weather, then.

I paid my dues and was honorably discharged. The more salient problem is that I no longer have a Cred Forums pass.

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It's always bloody raining, mate.

Or it's too fucking hot.
Or cold.

Jonny Hurricane, is it?

fahkin 'ell

Been watching Penny Dreadful for the past 7 or so hours, moving on to Dorian Gray I think.

Hello, all you familiar faces

i've not seen nor heard of it, do tell me if it's good or not. i've been meaning to get into some tv shows

Hai

Fucking humidity, mate. It's worse than bleeding Malaga.

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Might as well be in the boozer all day at this rate

>not kickin' it oldschool
God I miss the days without captcha.
Get one then.

Molest me.

Hey Para, what's up

I see a Chap.

ayyy shurk

It's actually a movie, and yes, I consider it good. Very much so.

Chaplain.

I shall always regret not claiming BCB first.

I'm a little intoxicated at the moment.

I've missed you, how have you been?

If I could, mate, if I could...

Ahh. I recognise the name.

hello there
how you
ah, then i guess it shows that i've not heard of it
i'll have to look it up after i have a smoke

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Suuuup what have you been up to?

A little inebriation is nice. I've missed ya too, been doing okay, working and also working on a business venture along with the occasional party weekends.

Yourself?

Juuust fine, just browsing the internet and now checking up on people.

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I can't keep this up, I don't have the blood for it

I'm doing.. well, I guess. I managed to get into second year of uni and also got my old job with a bigger chance of keeping it this time.

nice. haven't seen you in a while.

I do not want to provide my money to chinky moot.

Well, I dunno, mate.
I'm lonely and fed up of my life too.
So ehh.

Not really much. School and such. You?

Yeah, I know what you mean, but we can act if we want to, if we don't, nobody will and you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile.

I only act at work, really. It keeps people I don't particularly want to socialise with off of my back.

Careful now

Awesome! I am actually taking a year off to figure some stuff out. I'm glad you are doing well. What is even the status of the rest of the people in that skype group or did it just evaporate.

Same, how goes the recovery?

Sounds like the usual, and suppose the same for me except work instead of school.

HOW DARE YOU GOSSIP ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK
Been around for a long while.
Then I guess I shall have to do it for you.
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be nice

It's pretty much dead. I'm in a new one but it's kinda hectic, I don't even bother to get to know the people there.

I am certainly not opposed to that.

Not all bad then, I hope?

Down with that sort of thing.

Yeah, I know you have.

Always the problem with large groups.

Not in the least, I'm enjoying it

> you deserve any better.

Yeah, same here, mostly.

I kinda miss last year.

its game day tomorrow, whos ready to tailgate?

BE
NICE

I will be nice when I choose.
Late/Early Christmas present then.

normie get out

i will be tomorrow, want to come too?

Late 9/11 gift, I say.

Hmm. I don't really bother posting here that much anymore and I don't really miss it.
I guess I'll let the pass lapse once it expires in a month or two.

NEVER.

Good to hear, enjoying life is important.

Last year was nice, yeah.

neber 5get
Damn, I really should've turned on the tv and seen if they were playing Michael Moore films that day.

you MUST

only if i can come kick your butt

Got a crush on that corpulent man?

Yep, sounds like a good time to say fuck Cred Forums.

NEVER EVER

youd have to catch me when im not concious, so GL kid

Give me one good reason.

KICK HIS BUTT KICK HIS BUTT

i'm worth it

How'd that gobshite get on the television?!

Mmm...

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Oh hi, just gonna drop a few lines before going to bed. Sup?