>be me
>have been working at a local convenient store for ~1 year
>store so small that the manager is also the cashier and stocks the shit
>be working as the cashier one day with friend
>be fucking bored (we're almost always empty)
>sometimes jerk off under the desk because so fucking bored
>one day, last july
>about to bust a load
>a chubby women walks in with her midget of a husband
>i remember the husband looking really depressed and the fatty women having somesort of neckbeard
>litrelly climax the moment the door opens
>she turns at me
>knows what I'm doing under the desk
>are you pleasuring yourself to me?
>co-worker overhears and walks into the room
>mfw i was working with manager today
>oshit.jpg
>i knew this bitch was going to give my secret fap technique away and possible get me kicked out of the floor
>i remember she had the most hoarse, monotone voice I had ever heard
>she opens her mouth
>GOOD LORD
>the fat lumps around her mouth stretch up
>it fucking looks like shes in pain when she does a simple fucking action
>"scooze me!"
>she says in her black chick wannabe tone
>she fucking smells like Cheetos and shit
>but her breath
>HER FUCKING BREATH
>smells like fucking shit mixed with dead rats and sweat
>"yer' employAAH is pleasUUring hisself to me! This is sexual (pant) hurrASSment!
>she sounds so fucking southern
>manager glares at me
>submissive cuck husband looks down to the floor
>you'll never guess what she says fucking next
>cont?
Be me
Yes
>I know this may sound a little unbeliveable, but no joke, she says this!
>"I am actually an under FEMINIST scouting out misogynistic employers and this (pants) employee matches perfectly
>tries to hold back laugher but couldn't
>undercover feminist? misogynist?
>she gets triggered at laugher
>autismorage.exe
>claimed I raped her friend 3 years ago
>manager ignores fat tard but turns to me
>"you're jerking it under the table?"
>lost for words
>she sees my raging boner, dripping cum
>try to get her to turn her attention to the fucking women yelling at me
>she gets my signal, but still won't look me in the eye
>"miss, is there anything I can do for you
>miss
>just realize my manager just started a shitstorm w/ tard women
>surprisingly she notices it too
>her rage quintuples, and starts yelling at the both of us at max autism levels
cont?
I like where this story is going.
If you're going to make up a story then you should probably make up a good one. Just sayin.
loser Cred Forumstard vs. the fat tard PART III
>the women takes a big breath but coughs like dying seal
>"miss?"
>she pauses. me and manager exchange looks
>"MISS?!!" she yells
>"I've been married to MY husband for 13 FUCKING years, you little shit!"
>little husband, who's something like 5'3, tries to calm her down. God bless his soul, having to marry someone like her
>"dear, just calm down. Let's just go..."
>"SHUT UP, WALTER!"
>cuck husband backs up to the walls of the store
>this fucking ape women waddles up to the counter, litrelly 3 inches away from my nose
>Little did I know, I was getting ready for major embarrassment
>little fucking user didn't pull up his pants, my dick is still fucking out
>"I'll DROP CHARGES, if you come out here and PROVE you weren't masturbating under the desk
>drop charges? Is she really going to escalate this?
>what happens next, i shit you not, is the most fucking embarrassing moment of my life
cont?
Yes.
cont
You suck at writing.
Bump pls cont
>does she really want this?
>i know I can't get out of this one, she'll never let it go
>we just all stare silently at each other for 1 minute
>"well? get out here!"
>try to signal boss to pull up pants
>she's trying to get me to accept my fate
>probably just doesn't want to get sued, fucking jew
>take a deep breath and began to waddle out towards her at the front door. still with dick out
>realise I don't want the CCTV camera to film my dick
>get idea
>and I still cringe every time I think off it
>I fucking say
>"oops... dropped my pencil!"
>the women doesn't say anthing, but I knew I had just fucked up
>still awkwardly bend down and quickly pull up pants
>feel so good
>strut down towards here like a little smartass
>so proud of my bullshit lie
>so excited to prove this little tumblr-freak she's fucking wrong
>she looks down at me
>gives me devil-like smile
>confused and look down
>THERE'S A FUCKING HUGE CUM PATCH ON MY PANTS
>realize she's won.
>ready to admin defeat
>until manager speaks up
final cont?
yea
Finish it OP
inb4 tumblirina is prehistoric monster that just wanted about tree fiddy,
...
>manager walks up towards the women
>women towers my manager, she's on-par with the submissive husband
>look around for the little guy
>nowhere to be seen
>probably fled. don't blame him
>the chub tard clears her throat
>"have you seen your co-workers pants? there's semen on them!"
>manager awkwardly looks down at me
>you may have thought that my pencil lie was the worst lie ever done. But the manager gets the cake
>"what stain?"
>facepalm
>her cheeto-crusted finger points down at my pants
>manager is royally screwed
>release that I'm going to lose my job
>wish I had ran with the cuck husband
>"I am appalled at your service! your rude to your customers and your cashier is masturbating. This is against code!"
>really want to crawl into a ball on the floor
>it is clear that my manager is mad as shit
>she grabs the women by her collar over her monster cleavage
>"YOU... GET... THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE YOU FAT, OBESE PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT!"
>women is speechless. so am I. always seen boss as squeaky clean, family friendly.
>women is dumbfounded
>"i said..." she began
>"GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY FUCKING STORE!"
>manager opens the door and somewhat pushes the fatty out, slamming the door
>She then turns to me
>get ready for pink slip
>"We're you really jerking off to THAT?"
>quickly shake head
>"If I find you jerking off in the store AGAIN, I'll fucking rip your dick off. Got it?"
>beta mode activated. quickly nod head
>quit 2 weeks later
>never gone to store since
>still paranoid when I see fat women
>still not sure if manager joking or not
Go in and see if manager wants to bang you
Rekt
>didn't fuck manager
>didn't become semi friends with manager
You fucking suck at life bro
that was a fun story
thanks OP for sharing
it doesn't make you a beta to feel shameful when your manager tells you to stop masturbating in public, and the woman's husband isn't a beta for not trying to stop her
he's a beta for not divorcing her ass