How can i lower my sperm count without any serious side effects or permanent damage?

how can i lower my sperm count without any serious side effects or permanent damage?

if you're interested, here's my pathetic story about why:
>been married to legit 8/10 for five years
>sex life has been awful since we got married
>she just doesn't want to do it
>she goes off birth control a few years ago
>whatever, we never fuck anyway
>finally guilt her into fucking one random time
>she gets pregnant from that time
>this is fine, we're in a place in our lives where we can raise a kid
>now we have an 18 month old and she's talking about trying for a second kid
>i need to make sure i don't knock her up on the first try again so we can be "trying" for at least a few months
>i have mostly given up on sex at this point in my life and i just jerk off whenever i get an overwhelming urge
>still, i feel like like is an opportunity for a last hurrah before we both get old and disgusting

inb4 "why are you married to a girl who won't have sex with you?" i have paralyzing social anxiety and the idea of trying to start over with someone else at this point would be terrifying. plus we have a kid and i'm not going to leave my daughter.

Take long hot baths every night

Go get a vasectomy. Your insurance will pay

>i'm not going to leave my daughter.
good guy.

also TALK TO YOUR FUKIN WIFE, holy shit wtf is wrong with people these days.

Nature is counting on your cock to be in the right position at the right time, with the right amount of cum, being shot at a very small target, with your dick the deepest it can get.

if you make sure you cum shallow into her, the odds of pregnancy are pretty slim.

And by shallow i mean, dont shove you dick has hard as you can into her cervix when you cum.

Try to cum more near to the opening, thats what porn actors do in creampies vidoes so that the cum can drizzle our for the camera.

Pretty sure if you jerk off every day each load will have less sperms.

steroids, particulary 6-nor class like trenbolone. Shit will make u a wild animal and will also make your cum basically clear and useless

19-nor class i mean*

i wouldn't mind having another kid, so i can't do something permanent. i just want to delay the process a bit while still fucking.

i used to bring it up a lot and she'd never give me a good answer and we'd just end up fighting. now that we've got the kid, i don't even bother anymore because i don't want our daughter to hear us fighting.

good advice, thanks.

do it right faggot, get a vaseoctomy. It will take her years to figure it out

yo the shit that u said is good advice is not good advice...steroids will legit shut your sack down brah, trust me...hot baths? nigga what the fuck

sperm production only happens if your nuts are kept within a relatively narrow temperature range. That's why they're outside the body and hang loose. If you get them too hot they simply stop making sperm, or make defective sperm. It obviously doesnt last forever, so you're best having sex in the next 6-8 hours or so to maximise the effect.

She'll notice a vasectomy. Just jack off ALL THE TIME. Also, drink more. Wear briefs, not boxers. Wear tight pants. Wear clothing that increases the temperature of your nuts. Chafing WILL be an issue; use baby powder.

full retard detected

How can you be sure she is your daughter, sounds to me your wife is sleeping around.

I already drink heavily and wear snug boxer briefs (and did so back when the first baby was conceived). I guess I could up my jerking off frequency. I probably only do it once or twice a week now unless I'm really stressed about something.

Sounds to me like you get cucked.

Daughter looks way too much like me to not be mine. I honestly think my wife just doesn't like sex very much. There has never been any evidence of cheating, but even still, I have looked at her phone, email, social media, etc on a few occasions when she didn't know and there was nothing even remotely suspicious.

Post pics of wife?

Put your balls in the microwave and turn it on defrost for one minute

TRT. Long term testosterone replacement therapy will lower sperm count by a lot. Guys have to come off if they want to try and have kids. You will have an insane sex drive and awesome boners.

Well that's good. Have you asked your wife how you could improve sex for her? Not in an argumentative way. But "what can I do to improve the enjoyment of sex for you"

There was some research released a few years back on infertility in man. They had married men look at pictures of their spouse and pictures of random attractive women. Surprisingly the sperm count increased when viewing images of random women compared to their normal low levels with their spouse. So being with someone for long enough will naturally decrease your fertility it seems.

it's okay, man. You tried, and that's worth something. Not much, but at least you're trying.

i would but my wife is somewhat well known in our city due to her job and i don't want to get doxed today.

yeah, but she just kind of clams up when i bring it up. she's just really uncomfortable talking about sexual things. maybe if we start having regular sex again soon i will try again though so that it doesn't just turn into a mechanical process to make a baby.