Ask a white american anything thread

Ask a white american anything thread.

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>implying non-white Americans exist

Which 3 songs do you sort of know how to play the chorus to on that shit guitar there, OP?

...

None I have it as a prop basically I want to learn but haven't been able to take the time too. know a little bit of smoke on the water but only bc my dad showed me

Why don't you put that coke in the fridge? It looks barely touched, and open

It is the kind that says "share this coke with a mike". My name is mike and my friend gave it to me.

its also not opened.

So he shared, and you're a dick for not drinking the gift.. touche OP. Why are you on Cred Forums instead of chasing pussy on a Friday?

>white American
>American
>>Immigrant faggots escaping from Europe

Im drinking at my house and waiting for my friends to come over in about 45 minutes. Also no girl has ever gotten me to cum so sex is really no big deal like ill watch porn sometimes and not jerk it.

Who should I bet on tonight, Baylor or Rice? College ball

lol so true im only 2nd generation Irish and a little Scot and English.

Odd. Drinkingat my house, waiting for neighbor to get home from work then might go fuck her later. You should try assfucking a chick

im bad with individual players it depends on the team m8

had an option with a 2 chubby chicks never did tho.

Baylor favored, but if Rice pulls through I'll win more on the moneyline. Prolly 20 on rice, fuck it

Should have. Nothing wrong with a thick chick, as long as not disgustingly obese. Big girls do more stuff

idk what the fuck your even mean man but hope you win that 20 bucks man.

Why is your country so shit?

Good, don't gamble, especially drunk. I'll win 60ish

neither were used the KY yours and mine lube for one
girl was not having it shit was like ice hot.
the other didnt have lube but chick was also nuts so..ya know.

Its not shit at all sir.
In my mind its one of the best country's if not the best on earth.
Politically yeah shit this year

You like the shit I made? look at this, somewhat something very few tears.. almost perfect. Also, notice the curve in my shit. A true piece of art huh?

why did you let libtards ruin americunt land?

Not soild /10 have seen worst shit tho.

Stop lying we've sucked for a while.
Depending on how this thread turns out, I'm going to make a counter thread. "Ask a Black American anything."

i'm drinking at my house by myself cause i don't give two fucks or a shit me and my ffdp is all i need.

>why is your country so shit

Aside from the fact that we can fuck up literally any country in the world, 3 times over. It's the political correctness that runs rampant in our news. It needs to a fucked up culture that basically shames you if you're not a minority and you're supposed to have "white guilt" over shit you've never even had a hand in. Meanwhile, our country praises illegal immigrants flooding into our country and criming mass-crimes. Blacks have this culture where they kill each other, for as small of a reason as being on the wrong street. We also have to suffer the effects of the Obama presidency and no one can ever diss the president because he's black. He often goes on cringy late-night shows and has thinly veiled attacks on basically all white people. Our police force is essentially equipped with military-grade weapons and LOVE to use them. Essentially, if you don't listen to what a cop says there's as real chance you could get fucked up or die.

Rarely use lewb, just spit. Hers on my dick, mine on my finger going in her ass to start. Hurts after a few minutes, reapply. KY you're talking about is uncomfortable as fuck, just like those fire and ice condoms

Im a republican and I believe in some liberal values really at the core i want the best for my county. Most Americans fall in the middle its what we call the silent majority.

Feeling ballsy go Rice want to be safe and a bitch go Baylor

Werd. Pro choice, but also for less federal government. Live in south, but not a bible basher

Already placed the bet

WE need to raze the bar on alot of things. we as in all of this no mater what race

Considering that the rest of the world has had white American "culture" forced down it's throat every single day for, oooh, about 100 years now, what could we possibly ask you about your shitty country/culture/mindset that we don't already know?

You go Rice?

>Ask a Black American anything
>"Why are you on Cred Forums, nigger?"

OP here dont believe in everything this guy says but immigration is a problem we cant let people in freely.NEWS is a problem in this country that needs to be fixed to show the unbiased truth. cops are people too i live in a town with alot of them some are dicks some are chill.

Yeah, bet against UH last night too. Maybe this one, user..

>waaaaaah white people made all the good shit and we're mad about it.

Stay mad.

Beautiful let's see the maker of the shit

Yeah, you got me, because all of the world's white people are in America aren't they.

Because I have this thing, I get boners from strangers who have contempt for me. Mmf.

Come on man I'm not trying to be alone on the table. House is stacked against me.

Lied, about to go place now before game starts. Definitely going rice. What site you use?

Why do you look retarded

why does your penis look like a thumb

Well If you want a modern day opinion of a non racist chill white guy that only wants the better meant of mankind you can ask a question

Far from the best place bud. It's total shit at this point.

I dont think it looks like a thumb at all

did you mean 'raise','a lot' and 'matter' or....?

>better meant
you couldn't better batter with butter

Nah no site group of colleagues and friends

why does your thumb look like a penis

im special in my own way

fucking 'betterment' you tard. betterment

yeah im bad at spelling

learn to spell
?
profit

Ah. Use bovado, bet rice on the spread. Arkansas state moneyline. Second might be worth it

Guys Im also drinking some OJ and Vodka right now so if my typing just go's to shit like it is already. you know why

found the jealous eurofag
nigger you'd move to the us
in a heartbeat

I don't know why but I've been skeptical of betting sites for a long time

It's legit. Don't deposit the checks if you can avoid it. Cash em, not as easy for government to track.

Whenever my bros get to my house im going to go btw this thread wasn't going to last long anyway

I'll check it out if betting with them turns to shit

so true man its my main flaw

does anyone ever before they did?

Site run by Chinese company, checks come from Canadian bank

you are tripping me out man

you seem like a good dude user. Spend like 1/2 hour a day on some sites. like: spellingcity.com/

Why have some of your cities become literal ghost towns? Example: Detroit ....

may so! but many to be have not to see. REGRET! and not to where

Thread pretty good for most part OP, dildos wanna talk race and politics for some reason on a chill thread.

because niggers.

Hahahaha

sure bud ask views on anythingi swear to god m8 you trippy

Ever fuck a black chick with big titties? I have, she was mixed I think redbone

do many to? LOOK NOT INSIDE! LOOK NOT! i am be to many has, and behind for none be

Hey Justin, how's living with your dad been lately? (He still thinks that you're not actually his, but he tells you he loves you anyways, since the other guy was a shitty junky).

How does it feel to know your real mom went crazy and started turning tricks under the bridge back home?

Also you get some free credits for referring people. Check it out, I'm not an ad, I just like the site

How does it feel to know your country might be led by a female?

nah
My name is mike
not going to happen

Sorry user, but the hildabeast is not female in any sense of the word.

Not OP, but fine as long as she dies of pneumonia. Dumb bitch thinks pneumonia in the summer isn't a big deal..
Nuff said

Those 2 are more femme than Hillary

ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS HERE OP LEAVING SEE Y GUYS LATER WILL BE BACK SOMEDAY

okay! enjoy sucking dick!

nah fu