CHOOSE YOUR POWER from the previous entries or the picture, explain why you chose it
bonus points for suggesting another useless power
I think summoning a lamp once is the best one here. You can summon a $1.5m tiffany lamp and sell it for an easy $1m.
power suggestion: ability to freeze time but it also affects you
what does desaturation do
revive bugs, TERRENCE SHALL BE IMMORTAL
does revive bugs work on turkroaches?
power suggestion: ability to roll dubs instead of triples
invisibility in the dark
why tho
>get trash detection
>go to storage auctions
>????
>get rich
So you can do whatever you want at night. The picture has a moon in it, so obviously some amount of light is ok.
It’s the dubshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the dubshack! (What he say?)
It’s the dubshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the dubshack! (Hey, I got the dubshack!)
It’s the dubshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
It’s the dubshack! (It’s the dubshack!)
It’s the dubshack! (It’s the dubshack!)
It’s the dubshack! (It’s the dubshack…)
It’s the dubshack! (Hey!)
It’s the dubshack! (Piece a’ dubs!)
It’s the dubshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the dubshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the dubshack! (Yah!)
It’s the dubshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the dubshack!
It’s the dubshack!
wew
you can also see the outline of the person in the pic
I'd maintain my consciousness when turning into a laptop? If yes, yes.
Otherwise, 1 second super strength is pretty useful if used correctly.
1 second super strenght would make me a boxing champion (and millionaire)
roll
it's 1 second total
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Now, don't go changing rules, friend.
...choose? Okay, then, 1sec Super Strength and Super Slow-Mo are actually useful if Slow-Mo means that you're also AGING slower. Invisibility in the dark is actually pretty useful, but less so than the power to drastically increase your own lifespan or use tremendously nerfed Saitama powers.
For another useless power? The power to get dubs on command.
The outline is for reference.
Actually, one better: the power to make everyone around you want to murder, rape, and then eat you.
the ability to see through paint
THIS IS NOW A CHOICE THREAD
Dumping what I got because why the fuck not
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does it say you can use it more than once?
like that would be super op if you could use it more than once, just chain it back to back
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hmmm 75% levitation does that mean I can jump further then usual? technically yes right?
Does it say you can use it only once?
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And that's all. Fuck this shit.
it says you can use it for 1 second
1 second super strength, good enough to stop a moving car or punch someone to death in a pinch.
Questions about invisibility:
How do you define "in the dark"? How little light qualifies as dark enough to be invisible?
Also, are you invisible to just in the visual spectrum, or other wavelengths, like IR?
This is a pretty easy one.
1 second super strength. I will become baseball man, with my faithful partner pitcher boy. Pitcherboy carries a bag of baseballs and has a slight limp (just because).
>roam trough the city during the night
>spot evil
>pitcherboy! Throw me a ball!
>activate superstrength
>hit baseball, kill all infidels this way
you get super strength for one second... forever.
you'll take it either way. don't lie to yourself.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT 1 SECOND MEANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>1: 19" monitor and $2,000 gaming rig
>2: Internet modem
>3: Samsung Galaxy S3
>4: 200 yard garden with pool
>5: Goal post and soccer ball
>6: 2 Plates served Simultaneously of ANY Dish
>7: Barbell and bench
>8: Home bar
>9: Generic, 8/10 Japanese schoolgirl
>10: German shepard puppy named Boxxy
Invisibility in the dark is by far the most useful.
Control remote control, obviously. Never worry about losing the remote in the couch cushions again!
Invisibility in the dark server the purpose of
>stealing things where there aren't lamps
75% levitation, tho, makes you a great pole vaulter, obstacle runner, skydiver, parasailer...
heck, you can become the richest sports champion
Think of a cyclist just floating uphill while his competitors are just about dying at each pedal, MUAHAHAHA
kekd
Attracting ugly bitches..
One Sticky finger
>ability to freeze time but it also affects you
I'd like this tbh.
>freeze time
>never unfreeze
>enter eternal dreamless sleep without having to put your relatives through finding your body
Anyone have a really disturbing image to share.. I really need to disturb someone
1.computer rig
2.pen and paper
3.30 books of my choice
4.fine art
5.130 IQ 10/10 girl
6.Feynman
7.Isaac newton (this is the best one)
8.internet modem(need it only to download IDEs)
9.garden with pool
10.100 aderall pills monthly
man thinking about this gets me hard. like you can tell isaac newton to fuck off with all that alchemy stuff and teach him proper chemistry. the world would be a better place
I mean if you had super strength, I'm pretty sure you'd need only one second to land a devastating punch to the opponent
1. Computer rig
2. Phone $100 month (has internet? it should)
3. Modem in case it doesn't
4. Aderall
5. 130IQ 10/10 grill
6. Fucken Tesla
7. Paper and pen
8. 30 books, maybe, cuz limited internet
9. Subway, just because it's pretty much the only decent food. Asian lady has no cooking supplies.
10. Home bar.
Tesla, qt3.14 and I can then make our own fucking water heater
on only one match, you cant even get big with that one match
Mystery box gimee.
Actually, no paper and pen, a garden w/ pool is much better. Writing is easy.
>describe your rapist
h-he was invisible
Prolly a cooldown or something. But I mean it does say "Summon a lamp.. Once", which leads me to believe that if it's one-time use it's specified, otherwise it's not just once time.
>communicate with fruit
I can't have social interactions with anyone or anything without Spaghetti flying out of my pocket