Some days ago i sent my CPU to service and forgot about the tonshit of co i got in the hard drive

Its pepe the frog

Just google it man

Pepe the frog scared

>Being this stupid
>TFW Bubba gets a cellmate tonight

fucking wombat

Come on

When you are +20 kissless you are going to consume cp at certain point no matter what

bring this song to the court and dance while airdrumming frantically.
This usually works in every 'murican chep tv serie.

I really dont want to have to look on Know Your meme or reddit right now

uhh yeah no dude thats not how it works
you deserve it op you fucking idiot sick fuck

forgot link lol
youtube.com/watch?v=rISYCquFeI8

But why would the computer guy say "we need to talk"?

If he sent it all to the police, OP would be in the party van.

either a) guy wants to talk about something else

b) guy knows and wants something from OP, blackmailing him

>just called him
>he literally said " we have to talk *
what? and then he hung up without saying what its about? was it a voicemail?

Most pedos got low CI
so that could be the explanation

Blackmail is the classical worst scenario.
Maybe jail is not so bad after all. This guy literally has your balls in his pockets the way I see it.

He saud we need to talk and i said ok
Nothing else

I called him first because i wanted to know if he fixed my cpu shit

>wants something from OP
that sweet, sweet OP ass

I'm with this guy.

>forgets about child pornography on computer
>being this retarded
>oh no this isnt mine
>all of these personal details, personal documents including my name and timestamps arent mine, officer
Are you litterally this inept at understanding basic fucking common sense?
You're fucked, if i were you i would go on a long road trip far away. Or kill yourself.
This is what you get for being
>a pedophile
>scum
and worst of all
>a fucking idiot

If youre going to do illigal shit, at least have SOME kind of intelligence to not get yourself caught

Im pretty low middler class
He cant blackmail a shit on me at all

In the best case he just tells me to delete it

But fuck i have all the cp on visible folders
If i just locked them damn

so did you guys arrange a time to talk?

Call him back and ask him what it's about. Why the fuck would the comp guy need to ask you about it in person.

If you go in it could be a trap. Claiming the computer might be the final piece of your arrest. Maybe they have your name on the comp, and its this guys word against yours and po po is just wating you to sign your own warrant.

What computer guy says "we need to talk"

Couldn't have said it better.

If im going to jail im really regreting of not lifting weights in my youth

Btw is not suppossed to be ilegal to him to look down on my privacy ?

if he brings it up just tell him you're Muslim and act like it's totally normal

When you're a 20+ kissless virgin its entirely your own fault for not taking control and responsibility for your own life. Falling into the CP sexual trap is just your own lack of self will, your own disgustance at yourself allowing you to become litteral salt of the earth. If you are like this, you do not deserve the life you were born into and you should just kill yourself.

You seem to prove the point of many anons here.
You are not concerned about the fact you're a sad creep literally throwing your life on a wrong attitude

You just regret they got your balls.

I mean, you're just stupid man. Die.

>OPs story has a ton of holes in it
>doesn't really make sense
>he conveniently comes up with reasons why certain solutions won't work
Hmm I wonder if this could be a ruse

>not using encryption

There's where you fucked up. Good luck, OP.

Damm thanks

>salt of the earth

Thanks rabbi dollarstein

ITT: bullshit and idiots

Realize that this is the best thing that could have happened to you. You wanted to get caught, you set yourself up. You're mentally ill, and this might be a chance to surrender your pride and get help.

Who takes their computer in for service?

Finally a good reply

Moral fags sucks

>btw is not supposed to be ilegal to him to look down on my privacy

you shouldnt worry about weights, you should worry about learning fucking english.

And you know whats more illigal than a COMPUTER TECHNICIAN looking through your stuff????? DO YOU??? I'll tell you, since youre obviously a fucking stupid cunt.

HAVING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON YOUR COMPUTER

wanna know something that you SHOULD have done?
>put all your filthy disgusting porn on a
>PORTABLE HARD DRIVE

user where do you live, I wanna see this whole situation pop up in the news

>Good news if you're going to jail, you deserve it. As much as you need help.

>Not using an external drive that you keep in a safe that'll burn what's inside if forced open.

trips of truth, but the point here is not OP sexual inania degradating into hopeless cp masturbation

it's just him acting like a nigger. Nothing moral in that you edgelord

I dont need help

Yeah, and where do you buy that kind of safe? Silph's closed

Shit typo: Silk's

>I don't need help
>being in denial
>denial about being in denial
>autistic fit of rage ensues

Dude just burn that shit you're trying to hide and move on from it. The amount of psychic Stress and risk is disproportionately greater than the pleasure you derive from the secrecy and deviance.

whatever OP, if you talk tomorrow don't forget to come here and tell us what will be of you in the next years.
Shitloads of attention for you it's quite enough already

Im not in rage you mofo
If i ever get a chargue of cp possession i may probably end up the almost inexistent dignity i got left and my lufe would be way more fucked up than its

But fuck having cp shouldnt be illegal its an urge be thankfull im not raping

You deserve it for just being this retarded

Lol fuck you well

Just hope pc service dude dont report me to the cops

What was wrong with the comp that you sent it to service for?

Already sent your info to the local police, don't worry.

Didnt turn on

Why ????

To... your local police? Okay?

Step 1: go buy a neodymium manget, a really fucking big one

Step 2: stride into the computer repair store like a boss

Step 3: smack that magnet on the side of the desktop, and destroy everything inside with the glorious power of the earths magnetic field

Step 4: cry cause your computer has been destroyed

There's your answer

Okay, that's good.
So it's possible that he wasn't able to fix it or a replacement part will be expensive and that's what he wants to talk to you about.
Laptop or desktop?

If you don't want people to find cp on your computer, don't look at cp you sick fuck.

Its desktop

Dont tell me what to do fag

weak bait

This story is bait man.

Why the fuck would the comp guy say we need to talk. In person. A comp guy would just say "we haven't been able to get it to turn on, it needs more work, etc".

That means the power supply is a fairly common and largely interchangable item, so that won't be it. It also means that if it's your motherboard you can just move the hard drive into a new comp.

What exactly did it do when you tried to turn it on? Did you hear the fan start? Did any text come up on the screen?

>get in trouble for something
>ask for advice
>someone gives you advice
>don't tell me what to do
what

>Why the fuck would the comp guy say we need to talk. In person.
From my experence, blackmailing pedos and maybe getting them to suck my cock.

If the comp guy found cp, why would he say "we have to talk"?
If he was into it, he would have copied it without saying anything so as not to give himself away. If he was against it, OP would be in police custody already.
He might just have a comp he wants to sell OP.

fucking KEK
"pepe the frog scared"

hush money dude

USE THE MAGNET AND WIPE EVERYTHING

(Why the fuck am I even helping)

>webcomic a long time ago
>panel of frog saying "FEELS GOOD, MAN" becomes meme
>shoop of sad frog saying "FEELS BAD, MAN" becomes meme
>bunch of "sad frog" image edits happen
>"post rare Pepes" becomes a meme
>bunch of other memes get shooped into Pepe versions
>Cred Forums posts Pepe enough that Hillary Clinton thinks it's a White Supremacist icon

oh brother...1)get bag 2)insert mass amounts of magnets 3)distract him and dump contents of bag onto said computer 4) profit

Well if that's the case, OP has no option but to kill him.

How do you get the magnets to work tho?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You put them near the metal-ey bits inside the computer, and they tear all the important bits apart

how dose magnets work?
answer: magic.
i got 67 youtubethumbs with this
edit: 100 thumbos we did it reddit

you heard it OP... you've only got one option

I suppose. Still seems fishy though.

Usually when a girl says it shes gonna break your heart.

>Op's gay lover computer guy about to break up with him, was never about the cp

case closed. This is now a break-up thread

why would you have child pornography saved on your computer?
just go to deep websites every once and a while and you'll be fine

Its not that easy to find cp in the deepweb and links usually dont last that long

You can even get it on surface web but thats another history

Downloading is the best option even not the most safest

Why would i lie
Otherwise would have made it better