Ok Cred Forums what do I say, im retarded help me get my dick licked

ok Cred Forums what do I say, im retarded help me get my dick licked.

i'll update you.

post the conversation, i dont even know what the situation is and what she is talking about..

lemme see da puss baby

Do you have pics from when you were 12? Can you send them to me so I can fap to them?

ITT: Bunch of virgins try to ruin a guys chances of getting laid.

Honestly OP, you aint going to find help here.

this

previous conversation was on snapchat about how she likes me n shit and she wants me to "sext" her, idk how to tho. can't go back on snapchat sadly. but in the text image, the conversation is irreverent. i've already got like 2 tit pics and MANY snapchat vids of her playing with them in the tub.. still clueless on what to do

Wanna lick my dick?

First you post the pics then maybe we help

she's just sent a snapchat video of her licking her finger and then bitting her lip, WHAT DO I DO??

this

OP you will be helped after you post the pics

its kinda like just doing the same thing you do during sex, but just write it out lol
"hey do you like role play?" *grabs cloak and wizard hat*

>what are you wearing
dumbass

pls be ai gf

listen here u little cunt are you gonna do dirty things for me or am i wasting my time you dnt wanna waste daddys time do u baby, now im gonna throw you on the bed rip your panties off and stuff them in your mouth so nobody will hear you wimper as im eating that sweet pussy of yours

Show us her tits and face, then we can get to work

just be like, 'hey want to have sex'

Do you honestly think he was able to save them without seeming like a spastic?

Cop on

try this OP
ill stick around for u i got u b/ro

I'm gay but i don't mind getting pegged by a woman.

send her a dick pic and say "I'm gonna make your asshole bleed"

she just got out of the bath.. posting pics in a sec

jesus christ OP, its fucking easy... just text her "do you want to come over?" thats literally it.. if she sends you pics and vids like this she will def say yes.... dont be a retard

this is what ur supposed to text her bro
she said talk dirty to her dude im giving u gold here

I think you’ve realized by now that I can’t stay away from you for too long, haven’t you? I wanted you to know that I am dieing to see you; this longing to be with you, to touch your body arises in me at any moment during the day and more so at night...
I’ve even been dreaming about you, imagining you are lying right next to me. I keep remembering the nights that I just had to move my body a little bit to find the warmth of your body, to feel your hair rubbing my soft and lusting skin. I miss feeling your lips on my lips, your tongue on my tongue, your teeth gently nibbling my neck and your hands around my shoulders...
When will I see you again, my darling and beloved master?
When will you conquer my body again? My soul and yours sail side by side, and my thoughts are with you every second of the day.
Hurry up, my love… Hurry up because I’m ready to welcome you with all the power of my passion and desire… Hurry up because I can’t wait to give you all those cuddles you love so much.

bouta do it.

>struggling atm

OP u tell that whore your gonna take her to pound town rite after she gives you a nice warm mouth hug while sitting on your face
>same fag here js

lucky bastard

clueless rn.............

are u the blu or grey?
i told u what to say dnt puss out on me op its a win for u this is u being a man in her eyes

Why doz she tok like diz

ugh, who the fuck types like that? "den" "tings"

This bitch is dumb.

Ask her what kind of thinks were you thinking about.

who fucking cares
write what i said OP

Are you autistic? Have you never talked to a female before? Jfc kill yourself.

Also
>shes asking you to sext her
>she talks about getting high
she's a degenerate slut. Into the trash.

exactly how fucking square are you bro?

FUCK U OP U BITCHED UP ON ME NOW I GIVE UP ON YOU IN THIS THREAD

why is this hard for you. you ask if you can come over, or alternatively, if you're home alone you invite her over. if she says someone else is home with her you ask when she'll be home alone or tell her when you'll be home alone.

Bro she's chubby and East Asian judging by those finger tats.
Why are you nervous?

Females aren't to do that, it's trashy. She's got the marks of a degenerate

It's almost like you have no clue about women

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>oh fuck
she says......

Today op became a man

Shes trash

alright but who are you talking to nigger

Coulda been better. More photos, OP

This chick is painfully dull. Why are you even talking to her OP?

i'm wanting to get laid? pussy is pussy, boy.

is it considered degenerate for men to do that?

people live in innumerable different ways. doesn't make them bad people.
lose the judgmental attitude bro. there are plenty of good people who are also horny and like to get high

GOOD JOB NOW U HAVE GIVIN ME FAITH IN YOU OP

you're not autistic, clearly. help me out some more.

/thred

now this OP
DNT LET ME DOWN

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OP how retarded are you?

"come over and i'll show you"

do it bitch

TOLD U BRO

bump bump bump

tell her you're hard and tell her you want to do things to her, think about other shit you've seen guys do in porn
also tell her to show you her pussy and post it here

This OP

Now's the time when you get to fuck her in real life OP, she's literally putting on the landing strip lights

why aren't you over at her house putting the screws to her?

I don't get it.

she wants that dick, call her out. make her commit or fuck off.

"Ok, I'm ready, come over."

I HAVENT EVEN BEEN COMING HERE 6 MONTHS I GUESS I NEED TO STICK AROUND FOR YOU ANONS.
I JUST ABOUT GAVE UP ON THIS FAGGATRY

This is fake as fuck
You just got meme'd bro

i've got parents in my house... still in highschool boys.

>is it considered degenerate for men to do that?
No, unless they're addicts or can't function. She has the traits

>being that forward
>talking about getting high
>openly asking him to sext her and they aren't dating
>still talking to OP even though he's on the spectrum and seems about as nice as fresh roadkill twitching

Stay away from women like that.

>lose the judgmental attitude bro.
>>shiggy

Op this or be virgin for life

Then...fuck her when you two are alone...

>i've got parents in my house
And your parent's will be mad if you're fucking? You go to church a lot?

Bro u wouldnt believe how much a chick likes a quicky u are gonna cum so fast anyway its not gonna matter.. she is gonna worship u man
public bathroom with a lock always works if u need quick privacy

we have different definitions of the word then. a degenerate to me is someone who gives of personal responsibilities in favor of self-indulgence. theres been no evidence of that
also I know no one likes a feminazi but that's kind of a double standard tbh

Get her to masturbate to the thought of you, or something like that

You all this is fake!
OP is still a faggot!

Don't you dare make excuses with me, young man.

Get your shit together.

Do you want her to touch your penis?
Then take some initiative.
Walk, bike, drive, call and uber, call a cab and pay cash.

Shit, the first time I had sex I stole 40 dollar from my dad's wallet, took a cab across town and fucked a girl. Got caught by her parents in the morning and kicked out of her house with NONE of my stuff, just my shirt/pants/shoes. I walked 6 miles back to my house only to get back to my dad who was PISSED about the cash. He whipped my ass for it, and then I had to go to school in the middle of the day.

dm;hs

Carpe deez nuts.

OP update us

she wants what she wants why put a label on it no its not healthy by "normal" standards clearly ...
but women like this fuck a mans head up because the male becomes obsessed with the pleasure and that becomes their reality ultimately destroying any good nature they have left.

tell her you're a registered sex offender. for one its probly true, secondly it'll show you're really horny. girls like that

She likes it rough, which means 50% chance she's into be degraded straight up. Make sure she knows that you want to use her like a sex object, and that her main reason for living is to take dick.

yo tell her youd choke her while savagely fucking her in the ass into next Friday.
highimpactsexualviolence.jpg

but at least u got laid and learned a lesson hopefully not to steal

where is the jpg fag

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OP POST AN UPDATE WHAT THE F IS GOIN ON ..........

made some shit up, waiting for a reply

new comp, havnt got all my files transferred yet. apologies

Both of those, and an attaboy later from my dad.

The money was a principle thing, but he was a little proud I think that I was willing to risk the belt to get my dick wet.

>degenerate to me
>>to me
Why don't you use the dictionary definition, nigger.

Can you string a proper sentence together?

>I want to see your eyes roll back into your head
kek

>you must be 18 to post here

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> if my parents weren't here
what r u a fag?

"you know what fuck the parents, ill sneak you through the window. get your slut ass over here."

read above nigger
still in hs.

OP get her to send nudes, sharing is caring

Demand nudes. Don't ask.

ITT: OP is talking to himself and making up his own sexual fantasy

aww poor baby need proper punctuation in order to read a sentence. btw its called a run on sentence faggott

YOU BITCH

NO NO NO NO NO

You say, we have to meet up, now. We have to do this, NOW.

You'll learn this later in life. When a girl wants to fuck for the first time, you make it happen. Because if you bitch out, it might not ever happen with her. You ditch your boys at the bar and text them later. They'll understand. You break the rules and get grounded. It's worth it. You do whatever is necessary to get a piece of that ass.

Tell her to come over and you'll sneak her into your room.

I pulled a girl up onto a second story patio roof, broke the gutter in the process, and dragged her into my room. Then I snuck her out while my mom was blowdrying her hair in the morning.

We fucked all night and she had to hide in the closet while my mom got ready in the morning.

THIS IS THE SHIT YOU SHOULD DO FOR THE SEX

this

sneak the bitch in u pussy

it's not a fantasy.

#1 i call bullshit this bitch WILL NOT MEET UP
#2 OP will have bluballs tonight from this because i think he is a chicken shit and wont go through with it posting wins
#3 op u MUST demand nudes and make all anons in your thread here happy

Demand proof of this alleged wet pussy.

the dictionary definition leaves room for interpretation as to what actually is "normal" or evidence of decline. again, I don't think wanting to have sex or being high qualifies.
unless of course it interferes with your ability to take care of yourself or people who are dependant on you.
so fuck off with your judgmental shiiit broooo

OP I TRIED TO BE THERE FOR YOU DNT MAKE ME THREATEN TO ABANDON U AGAIN GET THEM PICS AND POST EM

You just can't be wrong can you? Imagine if everyone had a thought process like you?

>officer I wasn't speeding. You see, what's fast to you isn't really fast to me, you see, so it isn't really speeding

This

Demand nudes faggot. No asking. Demand it

oh no! sexting without dating, muh morals. lol faggot

tell her you like collecting peoples eyesand, and ask if you can collect her eye sand.

seems like youre the same man lol
also speed limits are set laws. theres no interpretation involved
whats considered normal changes between cultures
ad hominem isn't a very good debate tactic

That's literally what already said.

do this faggot, you said you wanted your dick licked

He's a dumbass for not doing this the second she said that. He ain't lookin for a relationship, he's just lookin to get his dick wet.

>Implying I bothered to actually read any posts other than the op

Who tf cares about relationships? Wtf. If he wasn't a pussy he'd sneak her in regardless.

Say pls give me the ol' lickeroo

op you still here? the fucks happening?

>oh no! sexting without dating, muh morals.
less morals and more shes a bit of a slut. not saying he shouldnt fuck her. just saying shes trashy as fuck

ye still here, she wants a dick pic now

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you shoulda sent one a looong time ago buddy

Op you have one shot, moms spaghetti will be all over her pussy if you get this right

That's what I'm sayin man. He needs to do this because she wants his dick and because he doesn't want a relationship. There's literally nothing to lose in sneaking her in other than some of his parents' respect for him, but who gives a fuck about that shit.

if you can't do it at home, go to hers, or meet somewhere like a park. stop making beta excuses. where there's a will there's a way

i sent it already.. she wants a dick PICCHURE.

Then fucking oblige retard

she hasnt said anything dirty... ?

checkd

Op ask her for nudes now! You have a small window of opportunity, she is a cum slut after tonight she will move on

you already sent a dick pic? whats a dick picchure?

Still should give updates, we need context

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The labourers have the most enormous power in their hands, and , if they once became thoroughly conscious of it and used it, nothing would withstand them; they would only have to stop labour, regard the product of labour as theirs and enjoy it. This is the sense of the labour disturbances which show themselves here and there.

The state rests on the slavery of labor. If labour becomes free, the state is lost.

file name

So send her a dick pic you little dumbass. Your dick isn't anything special man, don't act like you need to protect that shit. Tell her though you ain't sending shit till she sends THE shit.

this thread is rekt

send her a pic with your dick and a thumbs up

Quads speak the truth

dude. shes helplessly autistic and cant even type correctly.

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A already did bitch shhdjdhdkdhddjdne

Tell her to prove it op. Then shell send nudes

you can ask her to show you how bad she wants you.
tell her you can meet at her place. if she says that won't work. tell her you want to fuck her out in the open, where the breeze can kiss her skin as you're ramming her deep and hard. and then suggest a secluded place outside you can both meet.

update
srry took so long Cred Forumsrothers

dick pic was sent via snapchat, shits getting real hot boys

Masturbation is the champagne of champions boys.

Get her to send nudes Cred Forumsro

Get her to send it through I message

The proper wording at this point is, "I don't believe you. ;)"

gonna need a picture of this chick for science and research

me either op u suck

tell her you can come over right now

Tell her to both come over and send nudes. And don't ask her to do either of them. Demand them

Post cock

Moar faggot.

This. You always think there's another time, until there isn't.

diamonds. sauce?

DEF needs sauce

Go over and fuck her asap

snuggy or something

OP's not posting because she's not responding after the "parents are home" comment.
You fucked up idiot.

OP is probably dildoing his ass for this bitch. Fucking faggot.

wow this Pepe is dank

Ask her what her opinions on Trump are.

I'm getting bored, fuck this thread

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Ayyy

Faggot police here, has OP escaped from the special home for retard fags again?

Ask to meet up already you cringy fuck

Bingo! Bitches love to talk politics.

top tip

go to her place?

Quints incoming...

Quads incoming...

Trips incoming...

Dubs incoming?

Singles incoming.

My God! What if he's actually doing it? He'll be alone, with a girl, without our help. Like a lamb to the slaughter. You motherfuckers, this is how school shootings happen.

Send me pic of that throbbing pussy babe

WOOHOO I WIN

singles

why are we helping him? He hasnt even shown us her yet

roll

>what if he's actually doing it
OP's a faggot, he wouldn't dare do it

dubs get now

Luck dubs

kys

Say it faggot

OP here. Self bumping so bread doesn't 404

You're trash

checked

WINTAR

2fake4me

thats it im done with Cred Forums and Cred Forums for a year because of this post fuck u nigger. im on my way there now so fuck u Cred Forumstards

Something is wrong with u

i haven't seen this reaction image in years

lol u had to turn to retards to get pussy, you'll be back faggot

Scroll up he showed tits and her face.

Newfag

Are you going to fuck her?
Are you going to let her slip like a faggot?

Where's the fucking update?

not bad

he either killed himself or he's fuckin her brains out. who knows let the faggot do his thing

He's going to blow it, we all know it.

This was good until you mentioned your parents you cringey faglord

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witnessed!

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Stfu you stupid microcephalic rooster fucking cunt

Say I want some pics of what I'll be getting or something like that

Well, if he's telling the truth about talking to this girl, and she's as horny as the texts say. The next step in her horniness will be literal rape.

I can't think of a possible way OP can fuck it up.