YlYl

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That game fucking ruled.

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>axe shampoo

it all makes sense now

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gob bless

Noice

Got me

her: I'm breaking up with you
Me: why?
Her: because we always fight
Me: you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

A letter we wrote to Jennifer Lawrence.

hmmmm... i wonder what his handicap is.

Does anyone have that screen cap of the guy saying

"I was just fapping (slang for masturbation)...."

or something along those lines

>NWO coming for you

explain file name

Probably just obese or can't walk more than 100 feet without being out of breath.

Is this a normal thing for girls to do? My recent ex just broke up with me saying that and we never fought, just had disagreements.

Its only fighting when I punch her

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Sk1j21SaIoc

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I guess. That's the only time I've heard it. Sounds like an excuse to me. Fucking hoes ain't loyal

pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/

Still don't know if I should laugh or cry.

smart

>never use any TP

That's the bit I struggle with the most tbh. If I don't wipe my ass 100% I get all sorts of nasty shit happen, not to mention ruined pants. How the fuck do you get through the day without wiping at all?

Your picture got me. Lol nice

Dat file name.

didnt read so fuck you

Kentucky, fuck yeah.

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every fucking time...

jew

this idiot has a "allah is a pig" bumper sticker.
I bet he has no idea that allah is the same god as the christian/hebrew god(jesus)

what a dumb fuck

murrica

whats up with the one with the red background for the dynasewer?

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Yahwey not jesus

yes but jesus is the human form of god

wouldn't the keyboard block the view to his bitchin CRT

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Nigga you ain't even spell God's name right.

fug

Joo confirmed.

Saw all the replies and thought for sure that one of those stickers was gonna say "reply to this post..." etc.

This is now a YRYL thread

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That battle station is legendary

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I lost so hard. I definitel saaved it.

I've got immunity doggo friend

Then why waste trips replying to the 14 year old spamming your mom gunna die posts :(

Lost

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K

This is the b4 pic dude

Of course it did-it was motherfucking Jurassic Park.

lol

fff

fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=3QmIX1Ye3Bo

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I want sound with this one

i lost to this phone screenshot i'll have to become a sissy

under8ed

PRAISE KEK

reddit.com/r/youtubehaiku/

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fine.

That's only a problem for a little while. Kind of like how manual labor can cause blisters, but after a while you get calluses. Their assholes have a protective hard shit layer that protects them from further chafing and discomfort.

As for the smell - in a land where everyone smells like shit, no one smells like shit.

No they are not, Mohamed

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'Member when there weren't so many mexicans?

Yeah, I lived on that game when I was 11.

shit

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Go back to tumblr_ocs1pgfCRS1sbzhteo1_400

If all christians, jews, and muslims worship the "same" god, then why do they disagree on anything. Oh wait, they aren't the same fucking god, you dumbshit.

Typical Trump Humper

dat handicap permit.
most likely due to severe obesity.
If not, definitely due to retardation.

Godfuckingdammit

lost but holy shit kid that image quality

this

Wat?

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Bullshit

>same god
>different prophets
fucking faggot

They're called the Abrahamic religions religions because they share a root. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions

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>share a root
>therefore identical belief systems
>identical tenets
>identical practices
>identical values

not even close to how that works.

Sometimes more knowledge is not the answer

I liek it

CANCER

None of these are false.

Lib fags a.k.a. walking rimjobs buttblasted as always.

Funnier when you see them in action

dildo

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Wow, you are a fucking embarrassment. I cringed. You are probably happy no one knows who you are, aren't you?

>what a fumb fuck

Yeah, you are.

nu

Lost but I don't get it

well maybe he/she/it sits in and raises the backrest then

So yesterday's fedora

youtube.com/watch?v=duT3zPGUSkk&ab_channel=Lemonjamin

For some reason this makes me sad. Imagine if this was life not by laziness but some other reason.

s

>Green-Johnson has been a frequent flier at the Ontario College of Teachers and the Grand Erie District School Board's disciplinary committees.

>Most recently she was suspended for 30 days last January for professional misconduct. Among the most recent allegations that date to 2015:

>She slapped a student on head, called him an idiot and told him to “grow some balls.”
>Green-Johnson allegedly called one student a “bloody pedophile”.
>Reportedly told a female student she "looked like a frumpy old lady today."
>In the earlier disciplinary action, she slammed her students as stupids, idiots, gay and a “bitch”.

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Jesus is not god

not lost

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I accidently the street?

Fuck off back with moses you jew

NOT MEIN SHEKELS YOU DAMN JUDEN

That isn't what the guy said. He said they worship the same god. Which is true: they all worship the god of Abraham. Their beliefs about that god and their manner of worship differ (although not all that significantly) but the god is the same.

Not hating on his bumper stickers but this guy is for sure a piece of shit and doesnt work a job. Also his truck was probably destroyed in a day of driving it around. Id kick in a tailight just for the fact that he is a fuckin douchebag that cant kepp his opinions to himself

Stop conspiring to make me watch BBC porn faggot.

i had the same question so i asked my mom's indian nurse. answer is;
1. they have an immune system developed to fight infections from the lack of sanitation.
2. the indian diet passes through them "cleaner"
3. the squatting actually aligns their intestines, sphincter rectum and anus in humans properly since that's how its always been done until recently.
4. any dingle berries left dry up and fall off. indians believe washing more than once a week too much.

so i guess its like the way dogs shit and drag their dirty ass across carpet every now and again.

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Do other countries NOT send out coupons in the mail? Is that what the joke is supposed to be?

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Funny? More like inspiring. Lots of cry babies on Cred Forums whining about not having a girlfriend

i dont get it

samefagging wont save you now.

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That's racist
Not funny you faggot

fuck off

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ayy lmao

didnt realize this was a cringe thread, dumping what i have

Shut the fuck up nigger

Aw fuck you

Ayy lmao

no wonder their skins brown, jesus fucking christ thats disgusting

I'm sure that this is a normal day in your life if you are american, fat and black.

AYY

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is there a story behind this?

Not samefagging, but let's assume I was--that doesn't refute my point

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>this fucking new here
good god this thread truly is cancer

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Lost

some crazy heroin addict who REALLY likes jurassic park.

Ayy lmao

That's not even sick bro

Fucking perfect!

Nigger

>not samefagging
>no proof

your point was moot the moment you tried to use wikipedia as your source. we're done here, lurk moar. watch this fag link back with a doctored screenshot, itll be a hoot.

Go fuck yourself

ayy lmao

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no way

I hope you learned your lesson lol

lost
>Dukat did nothing wrong

Oohhhhh. Checked my friend. Eerie.

was this at the reserve in auburn al?

Lost

Jesus is the fucking SON of God. Read the goddamn bible, you moron. He was a human being, and the PROPHET of the Christian religion. You fucking cunt.

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Fuck off you Nigger

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Lost for some reason

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Save us Supreme Immunity Doggo

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>Daily-alpha kek

Why, whats the joke? Someone explain the joke like I'm 5.

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haha faggot. I have immunity doggo

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Shit tyrone, get it together

No, Jesus is the Son of God. Jesus, Yahweh, was the Son of God, Jehovah. It's very clearly stated multiple times.

Wut song is this

Congratulations on your nuptials. Which one of you is the bottom?

oldie but goldie

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Gay

Ahhhh

Your mom

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1 or 2 different prophets for all the Abrahamic faiths.

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fuck meh

t. you

j

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>dope pipes and butt plugs from apple
fuckin kek

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>ad hominem when you get btfo
Classic Cred Forums

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i just fucking kek so hard thanks user.

gay

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The difference is Jesus and Mohamed you dumb fuck

Jew lies

Why do people post this garbage, what do they get out of it? Are they all young with living and in good shape mothers?

they wash with that bottle of water

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According to which religion?

>my entire fucking point
"Abrahamic" might as well just refer to the time period these were founded. Islam says 2 prophets, Judaism lists over 20, and Christianity just has 1.
>this is how useless your factoid was

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samefagging yet again. hes getting desperate.
>btfo
>newfag kys wtf omg lol kek zozzel nig nogg famalam

fucking kek'd

>Anonymous 09/16/16(Fri)23:07:34 No.70422

more star trek is needed ITT

Rekt

When you see it

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Epic....simply.....epic

I might have actually lost if that was ET

>126x95

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who cares about a niggers opinion

cmon man

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Good future Chris-chan

Be gone with you, nigger.

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not gonna lie, I watched it about 20 times before I realised what was happening.

A Kesha song

mm

Die

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thats the joke...

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...t-that's the j-joke, senpai

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>guide to trolling Cred Forums
>guide to trolling
>trolling

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Yahweh and Jehovah are translations of the same word, JW scum. Jesus is equated God in multiple areas, such as "When Abraham was, 'I AM'". There's a reason the Jews tried to kill him for that.

lost fuck

holy fucking shit its been years since ive seen this one

Kek

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kekd

Where's the puppetteer?

Oldfag detected.

>thats why the jews tried to kill him
yep, thats all there was to it user. you finally cracked the case.

Goliath online

if they all don't exist, does that mean they're the same?
philosoraptor.jpg

new fag detected

Wait a minute! I recognize that gay blowjob

fuck it gets me everytime, even after all this time

grow some balls and thicken your skin you bitch

I haven't seen this in a while

I miss the dude that drew these, lots of lulz garnered

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are those games?

this severely triggered me

dat filename

this though? why god
me and my stupid humor

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100/10 troll
mysides.bmp

Lost

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never noticed that nigger losing his shit in the background

Hail snackdra

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apples and oranges are both fruit.