Celeb thread continued #4

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this guy again

Pfft you're too good for her, homie.

Look guys, we can post pictures all day, lets brainstorm on how to contact these celebs

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Who?

I-I used every d-dirty and mean unscrupulous t-trick I-I knew from th-that f-first m-moment on the s-sidewalk t-to f-force m-my agenda into h-h-her life... I-It's l-like I-I stole her y-y-young and impressionable heart and m-mind w-with m-my older and more experienced devious mind...

SO MUCH YES.

piss off you submissive fag

Erica Soto

Ooh, now that i doubt, it's not the experience that did it, it's the devious part, ya jerk.

Cred Forums once got lauren mayberry (the girl in pic related) to mention them, was an absolute shitshow
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/58183887/

good to finally know the name, sad to find out there's nothing out there.

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GUNSHIP!

Hell yeah

reallyhotchicks.tumblr.com/tagged/lauren-mayberry

My nigga

am I pretty?

Th-Thank you g-good sir... I kn-know many m-men want my l-lucky h-hide stretched and salted on the w-wall for the w-way I-I t-took her fr-from all the eligible Alphas in the w-world... Wh-What m-makes i-it w-worse f-for them t-to stomach is m-my b-beta-man nature... I-I t-turned their reasonings u-upside down b-by sl-slaying a-a dragon w-with m-my pencil...

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butt again?

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guys should I do something really crazy in order to get a celebs attention?

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P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs f-for this great wr-wrong I-I d-did to you... I-I d-don't know h-how I could possibly m-make amends to you f-for c-capturing Victoria though...

Cold.

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nice, she doesnt get as much attention as she deserves

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Dick bicycle?

I wish.

Not me you should be apologizing to. I'm a delight.

kek

only if it's something cool like hijacking a plane.

Schoolgirl Ari

you can have her, this is my girl

I was thinking more shootout with a gang but that works too

>U

How much does she love the BBC?

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a shit ton

dat trigger discpline

Well it has to be something that allows you to reach her, go into an office building, take a bunch of hostages, and demand a one on one conversation with her.

Who is this gonna be for by the way, i would do it for Aubrey Plaza or Emma Stone.

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fuck anna

I would for those two but I was thinking Kat mcnamara

Who this

More Lauren, more Hayley

I-I can a-assure you sh-she c-curses m-me out severely almost e-every night, s-saying I-I had n-no right whatsoever to g-go after h-her because she is s-so f-far above my l-low social class existence it isn't e-even f-funny... When h-her l-lovely b-boot i-is p-pressing against m-my chest sh-she m-makes damn s-sure I-I know h-how wrong i-it was f-for street tr-trash l-like m-me t-to s-sully h-her high class l-life...

also I want to do something kinda heroic bc this has happened before. after seeing taxi driver with Jodie foster, some dude shot Reagan to impress her and he just ended up dead

I want you to die

You should shoot Hillary Clinton. I'm not actually telling you to do it. I'm just making a joke.

I totally would

not too bad at trolling

I know about John Hinckley, but he didn't really have a plan and shooting at the president is a surefire way to die or go to jail forever.

already planning it now

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Disney/Nickelodeon girls are contractually obligated to be seen in public dating black men.

Having said that, I imagine that she likes black cock as much as the average white man likes asian women.

Who wants their COCKS sucked?!

maybe I should just stage the kidnapping of a girl and I rescue her, when the news team comes I say that all I want is a convo with her for a friend who really likes her but give them my contact info instead so it seems like a mistake and not a creepy conspiracy

How old are you?

Feed me COCKS!

Oh gosh darn it. Well, if you have to do it, you have to do it.

I'm just saying that I was only kidding when I said that.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yup. That should cover my ass.

I was only kidding, and I would never suggest that Hillary Clinton deserves a taste of her own medicine.

Always.

Please shove your gooey cock into my mouth!

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in my suicide note I will specifically mention that you inspired me

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Supergirl.

Moot. He took the money he made selling Cred Forums and got a sex change

I really hope you can't guess my name.

being drunk I will bait
Doing something 'crazy' will never get you any real kind of attention from so called celebs. I work in hotel in britbongs land. Met few kind of famous people
>pic related
They usually are so tired with being famous bullshit they don't pay attention. You get their attention with just being friendly and threating them like normal human beings

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did u grab her tits?

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except he didn't die or go to jail forever

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god I want to die a heroes death

Yeah, she said 'hi you are cute lets fuck' and we fucked.
But seriously after we chatted bollocks for a bit I kind of felt bad for fapping to her back in the day. Such a lovely person

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He got released a few days ago.

So he was in jail from 1981 to 2016 and he's now 61 and living in his mother's house, his life is long over.

Thank you. High quality nudes other celebrities need to take note

Kind of awesome to hear. As somewhat disappointed I am at the lack of slutty pictures I figured it was a good indicator that she was a normal person and not a completly self obsessed bitch.

shes not that attractive

Felt the same before meeting her
I mean, she's not that standard beauty you see in holywood. But what makes it for me, she always seems cheerfull and full of some kind lady-like charm

>forgot pic
I just pray to god, she will end up in some decent show or movie after her character been killed in Reign

That's just like, your opinion, man

I think shes perfect

you guys all responded more maturely than I thought Cred Forums would

They sure made her tits look great after she got her head chopped off.

I like there are more anons who feel like me. When I usually post her people are like "god damn dem titts m8".

Agreed

Do you have the non X-ray pic?

Let's say your heart typed that and then brain woke up from daydream with Anna.

I mean they are awesome, but that's only a part of what makes her beautiful.

sorry but check her subreddit

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Need webm. Would settle for pics.

Well, I have to hold on to the .000000001% chance that I hook up with Michelle. So...
But she is still beautiful

can someone dump jlaw or anyone who had legit nudes? just so this thread doesnt wreak of non nude cuckle jizz like the rest of them?

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Ok thanks

Can you imagine talking to her in person looking like that. I would studder profusely and make a fool of myself

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Just for you user. Now play nice with everyone else.

only a matter of time til she releases those

She would probably just laught it off honestly

This is perfection

thanks. and sorry for the edge. havent been able to truly get into a celeb thread since the fappening..

would you guys say you're obsessed with a certain celeb or am I just an unstable maniac with unhealthy daydreams

I'd like to think I wouldn't do the same thing, but I probably would.

Good luck with that. No one fucking watches Reign besides me and like three other people so there's not a whole lot of good content made from it. Closest you'll usually get is shitty tumblr postage-stamps and those are always of sappy romantic scenes.

Some jlaw for you
dropbox.com/sh/xdpakwtyr635n30/AADEpjNNEf_HBlqGeyIOQnOIa?dl=0

No hate
But fuck am I tired of seeing her
>The lindsey lohan of 2016

you da man

I know, we really need another. Its only a matter of time though, everything can/will be hacked.

Each to his own, user
What I noticed from my creepy pathetic e-stalking, she dresses really conservative, if i may say so, only some events she put on dresses like that

I'm obsessed with jordyn jones and chloe east. We're all unstable maniacs with unhealthy daydreams fampai

Damn, guess I'm off to TPB.

when I feel that my life is going nowhere I seriously consider columbining to die in infamy in order to get a celebs attention, its better than living a life of obscurity

yes

like 9 years now

I think so too.

This is true, which tbh makes her more attractive to me.

dat ass curve

Are you me? I always think girls who dress "slutty" need and want to prove something to people. Anna is completely different, in sense, she just is herself

yes shes a fucking saint

Well, now that's bold and pretencious statement I dont really approve.

KAT 4EVA BITCH

You're not alone bro. Obsessed with Vj. We're fucked

I agree completly. I mean slutty girls are hot, but I want to fuck them in an aggressive "take that you slutty bitch" kind of way.

Also just found these awesome black & whites.

fucking love Victoria.

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>she is just herself

me too ;)

Im really fucked man

Aren't we all obsessed with VJ?

Same here user. Would give up anything for a chance with her

ew but no doubt your committed to her

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Waifu material here
TFW not waking up next to Anna
Why live?

Also Google agrees, and we all know Google knows everything.

Sure user. You think I wouldn't recognise my 'waifu' from miles away?

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I 95% sure that's Nina-something from the CW vampire show.

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Christ, why?

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>Jackson pollack of Cred Forums

>that gif
I died.

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fuck niggers

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You think with all the surgery she's had done she'd do something about that fucking nose.

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>Why live?
You might get lucky and just chat with her some day. Keep believing user.

Damn who this

Anything is possible.

MORE

assuming any of us will meet our waifus in real life. I might just swallow a bullet tonight

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no clue found her in a different thread

Got to believe user. It's honestly what keeps me going.

You don't have to believe but I met Anna. When she already was my waifu. Miracles happens user, you just need to help them a little.

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jesus fucking christ

the way I see it, believing is not enough, you gotta work for it. my best plan is to go on a shooting spree and say I did it for anna

Got moar?

Had to re-compress this one
>highres ftw

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You're not allowed to do that user. It would make her cry, and that is NOT acceptable.

Well you're right in the sense that believing isn't enough. We got to give everything for our desires but going on a killing spree? I'm not going to stop you but couldn't you much better use that effort to improe all aspects of your life and say you did it for your waifu?

do you know it would make her cry? maybe she has a dark side nobody has seen and it takes me high nooning a muslim center to make her embrace it?

you like?

keep em cumming pls

My bad, too many beers.
Why in the fuck would you want that, what if she felt somehow guilty? I shiver with fear at that thoight

yeah i fucking love

its better to die in infamy than live in obscurity

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more pokies!! Think she'll ever wear more revealing outfits?

do you know it would make her cry? maybe she has a dark side nobody has seen and it takes me high nooning a muslim center to make her embrace it?

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Back to sanity

perfect fucking tits!

hopefully not

why, I like living in insanity

Lavren butt is always welcome

user stop, you are being scary and you are threatening well being of Anna.

perfect ass too

That's the dream threesome my friend.

Don't fade into obscurity then. Do whatever's necessary to get her to be proud of you. Make yourself significant without having to kill others.

Now I might actually do it

oh my fucking god

This image is ylyl-worthy

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how about killing in a heroic fashion. like baiting out pedos and gunning them down in my own brand of vigilante justice

how many you got, goddamn

You are the hero that Gotham needs.

>implying that they all aren't

How so?
If you kill 1-3 pedos it doesn't change shit. You just get caught and rot in prison. On the other hand if you manage to be like batman for pedos it would make sense

thats actually me by the way. and thank you. I do have a confession though... I don't even like anna. im just gonna pin my killing spree on her

Well still doesn't seem all that right to me but it's much better than just going out on a random killin spree. Become the real life Red Hood.

i almost thought i ran out, found a little more

This was user's attempt to not get buttfucked by the FBI. It did not work.

But what's puzzlin you is the, nature of my game

man i'm gonna fap to this goddess so much. i cant thank you enough

saved best for last

Fucking hell. All I want in life is a celeb thread without tribute pics, jerk off bros and stuttering cuck bullshit.

You love you lose. I can understand the confusion.

don't let the cop shows scare you, if you are smart and really think about covering your tracks you are pretty much untouchable after you are considered a suspect. I'm a law student and I've seen it happen (not with this specific situation but you get the point) the bad guys win sometimes

all i did was deliver, shes the person who we truly should be thanking

thank you for being tolerant of my homicidal fantasies

Oh my bad, I thought about newfaggish 'you laugh you lose' at first. And again, I will blame it on beer.
>tfw image limit :(

very true. but thank you for delivering, nonetheless.

god she's absolutely perfect my robotfu

I may join you one day when I reach the bottom. Not quite there yet but almost.

before you leave check out this last one

Dang she's cute

SAM EMAIL IS A GENIUS

ty user

she looks the troll from three billy goats

kurt russell and john elway

my fucking Cred Forumsro. thank you

If someone makes new thread I can keep posting about Anna, idk, I just find comforting remembering her

New thread

no problem, she never gets mentioned thought i might as well post her, glad to see somebody enjoyed them

yeah. she deserves way more attention

MOAR!!!1