What's the general consensus on what you should do on a first date?

What's the general consensus on what you should do on a first date?

Smoke weed and fuck her brains out.

That's what I did.

rape

coffee and anal

This

Give her bowl of eggs when she wakes up

My first date she never woke up.

take her on Mr. Bones Wild Ride

If you don't get to teabag her you're doing it all wrong

Make many aggressive sexual advances towards her, especially in the beginning of the date.

>oldfag confirmed?

Take her out to a nice waffle dinner at ihop immediately before fucking the shit out of her in the parking lot of ihop. Bitches love eating waffles and getting fucked good.

alcohol

underrated post

This usually works well.

All you need to do is ask yourself one simple question. "What would Harambe do?"

1: find a decent looking date
2: get xanax
3: tell her your friend gift you a bottle of Absinthe
4: if is decent looking the bitch should weights around 100lbs, the dose is 2mg bar, mix it with the drink
5: wait around 45 minutes while drinking alcohol with her
6: she will black out
7: put her on the bed, kiss her forehead, put some blanket on her and let her sleep
8: next day she won't remember shit, blame the absinthe

If you ain't fucking on the first date...you're doing it wrong.

>pick someone that isn't a disgusting cryptospic

This beautiful girl?

idk dude i would just ask if she needs a ride home

>Do you like my stupid hair
>Could you guess that I didn't know what to wear
>I'm too scared of what you think
>You make me nervous so I really can't eat

you are doing it wrong
a decent girl won't fuck in the first date

when would a decent girl be up for it?

i fapped to that webm of her on the floor with her legs above her arms

my most guilty fap

Rape.

>When you smile, I melt inside
>I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
>I really wish it was only me and you
>I'm jealous of everybody in the room
>Please don't look at me with those eyes
>Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
>I dread the thought of our very first kiss
>A target that i'm probably gonna miss

I need this webm for reasons

...

she looked like she was 11 in that webm lol, ill try to find it on youtube or something

Wrong. A decent girl would be up for it whenever.

My longest GF and I fucked on the first date. Granted, we'd been friends for a good year or so beforehand, then when I was single and she was just recently out of a relationship, I said, "Hey, I need a date to a friend's wedding. Want to go? Open bar."

She showed up in this amazing dress, full makeup (never, EVER wore makeup), said she was looking forward to it all month, had had a shitty series of dates that went nowhere.

We had a great time, had too much to drink, I asked if she could drive and she said no, so I said, "We could split a cab or I could just take the hotel room they offered me, which was my backup anyway."

>On the ride up the elevator she said, "Are you going to kiss me? Or what?"
>NIGGASAYWHAT
>Correctly interprets confused look
>"you think I wore the makeup and a thong because this is normal wedding attire? Get a clue."
>Clue obtained
>sure, why the hell not?
>kissed her, grabbed her ass
>elevator dings
>still kissing her
>realize it's our floor
>get out
>walk down hall together
>open door
>get in the room
>we're fucking five minutes later
>no condom
>many, many orgasms

"Good girl" syndrome only happens if you come across as a creep.

Don't be one, you'll get laid.

Pump and dump. Root and boot. Fuck and chuck etc.

With that girl?

FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

This is better.

>"Good girl" syndrome only happens if you come across as a creep.
>Don't be one, you'll get laid.
i doubt that that's the moral of the story.

>Don't be yourself.
>Act as cool guys in movies.
>Take her somewhere isolated.
>Tell her: Now we fuck.
>Fuck her the best way you can.
>Throw a penny at her and say: Take a cab whore and clean yourself.
>Walk home.

Where is this from?

Summers over faggats

Insult her and make many sexual ambiguous comments. Then slap her ass and start rubbing her knees

Keep in mind, I've only had one first date in my entire life, but the whole long walk on the beach, watch the sunset thing actually worked. Smoked some weed, watched geese making their way back up north, talked, laughed, cried, and conveniently there was only one blanket. It was the first time I'd ever felt human.

>Cred Forums
>going on a date

funny guy

Second.

You really want to assert dominance here
with the ultimate goal being taking her home
to pee in her butt. Propagation of our race really
depends on this. Go in there and immediately bite
her in the face. No enough to draw blood but
enough to let her know that you mean
business. Order her a meal that will be suitable
for her diet when you've impregnated her.
Do not let her speak too much. If she speaks
too much she will sense your lack of
control of the situation and you will not
pee in her butt. There you be constant eye
contact. DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT.
Force her to pay for the bill at the end of the
night this will prepare her for nurturing the life
you will put inside her. If you've asserted yourself
she will get into your vehicle and you will have
accomplished mating.

My girlfriend some weeks ago went to a date with a guy, without telling me anything. She let him finger her in his car after a couple of beers.

If she let him (and she is engaged with me), I guess any other girl can let you fuck her in the first date