Ask a 500 pound man anything

do you have diabetes?

That is an outstanding gut laddie

Great thread OP

Ever considered splitting up into 2 250 lbs guys, or even 3 smaller guys? You could multitask, work in shifts, ... Think of the possibilities!

Why are you eating pizza?

r u gay

Why do I always fall got b8?
Fuck you OP

who pay for all the food

Have you heard of slim fast?

well he ate it, obviously

You happy mane?

how do you get to this point?

can I see your small cock?

why haven't you answered any of the questions? you fat piece of shit

Is the 500 man pound gonna answer anything?

He probably had a heart attack and died right after making the thread

How is there enough time in the day to eat the amount of food required to achieve that weight?

Serious question. Do you simply not work or are you eating pizza constantly at work? Which employer is okay with that?

Please show us your cock

Fake and gay. Move along please anons. Thank you. Sincerely,
-Content Cop

Because I luv pizza so much it only thing make me happy anymore. I weigh a quarter ton, user. Pizza is all I got. I luv it.

pls respond

Ever thought about going into sumo wrestling?

marry me papa bear and lets eat pizza together.

i love bigger guys.

Rolling for this user to get his response

keep Rolling Rolling Rolling ya

Why are you doing this to me?

>inb4 OP is dead of fat

how do i not become you??

No eat

would you let a 20 year old skinny fag be your slave?

Not OP, but I'm 380, I can take a dick pic if you want.

i eat once a day less than 2000 and like 340 soo uh yeah i dunno bout that one

U r fat as a fat rooster

>i eat once a day less than 2000
That's what's doing it. Your body is storing fat, not burning it. try eating small portions 5 or so times a day. see the sticky in /fit/ for more info.

Please :)

eating only once a day slows your metabolism rate making weight lose slower, also take a walk for 30-40min everyday not running you will lose it faster also 3 meals a day split or 2 meals would with a small snack would be better for you.

No don't do this guys plz

how many pounds do you way

Nigga shut the fuck up pussy

How much kilo do you weigh?

Because you eat once a day, idiot

Here you go, user.

really i eat like a few veggies
(brocoli or Green Beans() , couple of slices of Meat ( i can stretch a pork chop between 2 meals) and some

Oh dear Christ what have you done fatso?

Not really a question, but you are looking pretty handsome.

lol y u mad tho?

Thanks. Nice cock btw I'd blow you.

>White boiz

What part of your body did the diabetes affect first?

Can we get a belly pic?

When did you last look down and see your penis?

Tbh I'd love a spead asshole pic...

Ever get your ass eaten?

Do you find atractive ladies with large clits?

would rather fuck an aryan white girl compared to one that affiliates with negros

just basically helps filtering the nigger lovers from the true white women

Why is beryllium only monoisotopic element with uneven number of neutrons?

Thanks user

Sure!

How does it feel to know i am jerking off furiously to your pics?

Some nice love handles you've got.

No, never. I've never done anything like that in my 28 years of life.

It's kind of a turn on, to be honest.

Thank you :)

Oh fuck thank you. I wasn't actually expecting you to give this pic. Really hot.

You're very welcome. Enjoy

Can you take a closer pic of your boobs sugar daddy?

I would love to lick it and put my face in between man nice asshole.

Ill enjoy it. :) Probably going to nut to this one.

Checked

Like this or...

I'd like that too, I'm always ready for something new. Also, WITNESSED

That's right, cutie, cum for me

Useless thread, I asked a question and I'm not getting an answer, OP is lazy which explains why he is fat.

like this?

Can I see a gif of you masturbating?

Oh yeah nice love me some fat balloons

This thread did it for me. I will never come back to this filthy and disgusting place. Fuck you all, and thank you very much. In al seriousness, thanks to all of you for opening my eyes. I do not want to be one of you. 4 years of fuckery. Fuck. Ok biii

lol what a fag

Can you free myself of my physical existence so I can build a spiritual unity with god?

didn't think I was actually a faggot until you posted this.

Harder than I've ever been typing this comment

I reported you
Enjoy your time in the pokey, faggot

In some point of your life did you NEVER ask yourself to stop eating and going to the gym?

I know right. It's a really nice cock..

Would love to tongue under his hood.

>comes to Cred Forums
>isn't a faggot
What are you, fucking gay?

why did I laugh at this

Why are you posting on the internet?

Kill yourself, faggot.

do you also like cheeseburgers

You ever cosplay roadhog?

How many dicks have u sucked for cheeseburgers?

If he does, then I'd love to be his Junkrat.

Do you get short of breath jacking it?

post another one with your foreskin pulled back (not that I don't like it, infact I'd love to lick it clean after blowing you)

What's your blood pressure?

Its time to make op throw all that fat

how tall are you?

How many waifus have u accidently sat on and killed?

...

...

Actually very attracted to large men, esp there balls. Can I see pleeeeeeeeeeease?

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Do you have butt mustard or do you keep good hygiene?

...

Do u need carer to have bath?

Why do u waste so much time on your beard when u should be exercising?

R u depressed?

How does it feel that you'll always be a parasite on society, that you'll be alone because no woman would want you, and how you'll always be a loser who sits on his ass doing nothing for the rest of your life?

> (You) #
>That's right, cutie, cum for me
Whoops

It feels like being you for one second

here you go, user.

Bout 6'2"/188 cm

Mhhhh that's a HUGE load user ;)

I'd love to frot with you until we both cum onto your stomach

very nice

thanks, that's fucking hot.

wish I could get my tongue under your foreskin and clean your head

Thanks :)

Do you wear glasses because of sight problems? Or you're trying to look better with that accessory?

Lol, yeah you wish. I have a job, making good money. I actually do something for living. The fact that fat ugly lazy fucks like you eat up tax dollars that I pay fucking angers me. But given how fucking fat you are hopefully you will die soon and you'll stop being a parasite on hard working people you fat weeaboo cheetos eating faggot.

Wtf is going on in this thread

> /f/
> icandomaybe11keks.png

This thread is sad :(

>you'd be a fool to take anything posted here as fact.

Keep dreaming user

Yeah you are the pinnacle of humanity
Shitposting on Cred Forums

holy shit this thread delivers

Kek rekt

OP I would do _anything_ for you if you let me call you daddy and worship your body/cock. MMmm mm you turn me on so fucking much.

daddy issues

Post balls please?

Here is a pic of me babeee

I see a gall bladder scar?

Okay, let's say you eat once a day. What do you eat? And what do you drink through the whole day?

Just a bit of weight loss surgery teehee

i have a crazy size difference fetish, I would love to lay down on top of you and let you manhandle me while we makeout

tbh kinda wanna titty fuck those fucking ape hangers but w\ paper bag over head

You are all fucked

50% alcohol, 50% cheap hoe

best of both worlds!

Mmm, I'd like that

I would love to grab your tiny dick and mash into grits teehee

Post nuts

youtube.com/watch?v=Jha4OkG-ixw

You ain't gotta be skinny to be socially accepted,
wear some nice clothes, make sure you are clean, smell good and just plain act nice,

there are enough wales in the sea bro

I love your body. Would you let me lick your sweaty ass clean and tongue your asshole daddy?

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bump

honestly if she just sorted out her tits and stomach she wouldn't look that bad

Tim, whyy

Would you like fries with that?

are yall niggas serious?

Looks like he ate more than that...

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Ok just leave your email and phone number babee

what the fuck do you think?

As serious as your moms gaping asshole

This was a fun thread, thanks guys.