Waifu claiming thread

Is your waifu from Jitsu wa Watashi wa?

せんりつ の たつまき claimed

Put it above your mantle. Display it proudly.
Aren't all waifu from Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa?

Oh shit I forgot to reply to you.
>Riptide
You mean Rapetide, that fucking thing is the work of devils. Oh, and sorry for the possibly rude question, but why Eru?
Nah. He's from Exterminate The Heresy pt 4 Feat Angry Marines who Rape And Pillage.

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Hmm, Gelbooru is lacking of any good pictures to use. Do you have any of Eru in a position kind of like this?

because im boring

That """meme""" was never funny, Mi Liu

>Aldnoah Zero
>Well executed
Only thing it did right was the ending of season 1

Eru was too L8

Lol then here I'll make a new one and make it decent and share it tomorrow!

See

Use your picture, mai
Unlike 23.jpg more than one guy started to use it as a mene

I think so. But I watched the dubbed American version growing up. Terrible voice acting compared to the jap version.

>Mai

You're far off if you think I'm Mai

23.jpg is just pure cancer

Thinking about it I actually feel the exact opposite about the show, the basic premise and idea of "realistic" mechs fighting super mechs through tactics and science is good, but they just got extremely lazy with it.

Nope, she's never really posed like that. Probably because she's really humble n stuff.
>Rapetide
Kek.
>Why Eru
Well, it might sound weird, but I can connect with how Eru feels about her situation, she's seen as unreliable and faulty, but she tries really hard and often times does come through, she doesn't give up very easily and she's very resilient, and I can understand why she tries so hard, because she wants to support her friends. I feel like that a lot.
>PLUS SHE'S ADORABLE!

Quit replying to yourself, mi liu
kys sexy elitist o:

As always.

Didn't help that Inaho was a literal fucking cardboard box.
>His only humanizing moment is he mentions he likes eggs
Then Slaine went from a decent character to a bat shit crazy person with terrible writing helping his enemies for no fucking reason

Wew, this'll be interesting.

Hmmm, this will work!
>Oh dear Jesus my eyes started burning, I'm normally taking small naps by this point.

So the crew runs like shit. Good job Ubisoft.

Woah, that's deep as fuck dude. I get it though. In return, why angry marines? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY. FUCK YEAH. ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
I will admit, Eru is cute.
For Glory, and For The Emprah.
I wanna start keeping a picture of the God Emperor Of Mankind on my nightstand because it'll be a great way to start the morning.
That and it'll bug my wife a bit.
"Who is this?"
"This is The God Emperor Of Mankind."
"Why do you have a framed picture of him on your nightstand?"
"It would be heresy not to."
She's gonna divorce me at some point because I'm annoying as shit. Either that or she'll just deal with me like always. 5 YEARS OF MY CONSTANT BULLSHITERY.

>eyes started burning
Did you stare at your self too long?
You are hotter than the sun!

Hey Penny
Can we have more crazy ex fiction?

>Ubisoft
Dont tell me you didnt see this coming.

Its Ubishit what do you expect?
That's a deep reason too.
>She's the cutest!
Awesome!
>Don't hurt yourself though. ^^

>Ubisoft that made great games such as Assassin's Creed and Farcy

>tfw I'm the only one on the planet that has hope for WatchDogs 2
To be fair with Ubisoft the second game in their franchises are the best ex: Far Cry 2 R6V2 AC2

>Inb4 you fucking retard

Alright, goodnight!

Maybe it had hope but by the second season it was absolute garbage. It was fucking horrid.

I expected bullfuckery, yes. But i expected shitty game design, not shitty optimisation.
I expected a game with shitty gimmicks. Not shitty graphic adjustments.
Watch Dogs is alright. Got a pretty cozy setting.

Nou! You slippery cutie!

I won't, I've dealt with worse!
>I once stayed up for 120 hours straight.

I AM SO DONE! I USE MY FRIEND TO TRANSFER PICTURES FROM MY PHONE TO MY LAPTOP THROUGH SKYPE, AND SUDDENLY THIS FUCKER SENDS ME THIS!

Farcry 2 was shit.
3 had tiddies so naturally it wins

>tfw hopes for wildlands
>tfw always wait a week after release before buying
I hope it doesn't turn out to be shit, ubisoft

Fair enough, but some of their games are shit.
Rainbow Six Siege is a lot of fun though, but the servers are garbage.
I feel like it might be good, but with Ubisoft, I will wait until somebody else tries it ^^
Kek. I'm surprised at the range of quality with Ubisoft. It goes from Great to Asscancer, and its kinda like spinning a roulette wheel at this point.
>120hrs
Don't you die on me!
>Or go psychotic.

I'm not cute!
You are a megacute!

Tfw you have a niece thats nearly 2 and has been home all day
I have this in my head.
youtu.be/F48hWTbflXg

I honestly don't know how to feel about it all info given look so laughably terrible and out of touch it has to be self aware, or written by Hillary's campaign managers.

KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAR-CHAN

Tfw you have a scat fetish so naturally you pick a waifu who's a shit like Rory

Definitely a cute gun. But most guns are pretty cute. L85 is a 7/10, but would not buy because high maintenance and unreliability.
>Penny
Nice try pal, but you're gonna have to prove it.
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Suffer For The Emprah.

Maybe I'm thinking to highly with star crossed eyes. With their track record im still on the fool me once philosophy. If this is bad I won't fall for it a third time. But their record also show 2 = best

Fuck you, i gotta go get that outta my head
I seriously wonder what the fuck has been going on in there. Separate teams of entirely different people making the games or what?
Suffer for the Embrah

Speech patterns, duh

goodnight

Night, dude.

Speech patterns don't prove shit, we're from the same side of the country and grew up together. We developed similar patterns. Its simple comm 101 shit.
Always Suffer For The Embrah. He's the God Bro Of Mankind.

I won't. Due to me getting very little sleep every night since elementary, y body is very used to getting little sleep. i wouldn't be able to run on sub-4 hours for as long as I have been otherwise.
>Thinking 2 weeks or so now without a proper nights sleep

I AM SO PLATINUM DONE WITH HIM!

Well, Ubisoft does have a big dev team, plus they have the Montreal team which seems to make better stuff more often than not. I think.
If you had to pick a Raifu, who would you pick?
I'd post Tau if I wasn't posting L85, because Tau is also cute.

I have to sleep at LEAST six hours or I feel like aids.

Every body has a unique way of typing. It's like your fingerprint. Although you can change this fingerprint easily it seems you have not done so. Also from the way your getting angry proves your bluff.

Fuck off Sachi.
You're cancer.

ill take natsuo if no one has

>tfw no reply from best cute

A raifu huh? Well, probably the M16, because AMERICA and shit yo. Plus M16 is a pretty cute gun, 9/10
>From the way you're getting angry
Nigger are you dumb? Angry Marines, ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME. That and I learned how to type from Penny, I use to be a really slow typer, 20 words a minute, so he helped me out. Plus most people type as they speak, and Penny uses a lot more greentext than I do. Oh and I'm not getting angry really, its not worth being mad over a troll on 4chin. Kek. The way a person types also isn't hard evidence.

Nobody can stay up for 120 hours.

>mfw Watch dogs is not actually about watching dogs.

A true bro if I've ever seen one.
Odd. I hope the next game they give away is at least better one.
>watch dogs isn't about shitty 2010 memes

Navy Seals train to stay up that late bro.

The way you're deliberately not using greentext as to mask your identity. You're a tricky one, Penny. It is hard evidence when use the same style of typing. Even if you were taught by Penny to type faster you shouldn't type and speak in the exact same way. Also from those insults that provide further evidence.

M16 is a good raifu, personally speaking though, slav arms are my jam, the AK47 is a lil beast.
>M16 was mean to L85
>Even though they're friends I feel like M16 should've apologized better.
I hope the next Siege update makes more balances for Caviera, she's too OP.

Be thankful. Running on this little sleep is perfectly possible for me, but it really starts hitting me if I do it to this amount for this long.
>It's coming along, will post a rough draft next post.

But you're the cute! Not me!
>I'm tired and attempting to multitask, sorry!

>Implying
I've explained the story so many times at this point. But essentially circumstances set me up to have to deal with constant hoop jumping to get a very nice motorcycle during the day, and my job is night shift so it was just alternating from doing on to the other for 5 days.

>tfw watchdogs isn't about hounds with chronometers on them

Saber out for the night

Night ss

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If your gonna go to bed can I join?
I promise that I'll be less gropey!

The Emprah is a total bro
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>Speak in the exact same way
Wherefore?
>Also those insults
Insults are also learned, Penny and I grew up tossing banter back and forth. Either way, without some really hard evidence, legal level shit, I can't acknowledge your claim. I don't greentext unless I plan on quoting somebody because I like to stick to the original design, or storytelling which is a good greentext purpose. Your detective skills are pleb-tier at best.

Who's memeing?

I didn't know that.

Wow how did you do it?

I am thankful that you're doing a thing for me, its gonna be a great thing I can tell ^^
A Yuno ^^

I haven't played Siege yet. Probably kill my shitstation.
'night
o shit
Now i only wonder, where my hot bitches with bouncy tits?
no one. I was just disappointing that Watch dogs wasn't about shitty memes.

Whatever, Penny, not going to argue with you. You sure are an impulsive liar though

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Raifu!
How's it going my man?
Oh damn
It's robbit
Haven't seen you in some time
How have you been?

Aw shit I forgot to reply to you again, maybe I'm finally getting tired again.
>M16 was mean to L85
I might actually consider watching Upotte now.
>Wherefore
Fuck I used that wrong. Shit I am getting tired.
In Due Time brother, in due time. When the heresy is purged ALL THE EMPORERS CHILDREN WILL RECEIVE THE GIFTS OF MANKIND!
Alright man, stay in school, don't do drugs, and try not to kill yourself.
>Impulsive liar
Well, I don't like lying quite frankly, will lightly lie, but I've been lied to so many times it pisses me off to think about it. Penny's a good guy though, he doesn't lie to people cause its not his nature.

I think I'm gonna hit the hay. Maybe after next post but we'll see.

>Less gropey
Now why would you do that~?

Willpower is a hell of a thing. If you want something bad enough, you can do some crazy shit.

Hmmm, what was the phrase you suggested again?
>Gotta choose the font now

hOIII!

It's a good anime, would recommend to gun lovers. Night Angry, sleep tight, don't let the heresy bite ^^
I'm doing good, watching BTOOOM! and being a lazy shit in general, how bout you?
Maybe, but its really fun, its a lot more of a tactical shooter.
Eru is great in a jam ^^

You want me grope you more?
Wew okay, senpai...

Actually no wait it was Eru is handy in a jam.

I'm a little sore from a party i went to the other night. But other than that i've been fine. I don't really post much now because i have alot of shit going on in my life.
great! Where do i sign up?
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
I might get a Ps4 and check it out. Ain't no way it'll run comfortably on an 840m.

>840m
It runs fine on my 950m, even on high graphics ^^

Thanks L. Is it cool that I call you L? Cause that sounds like a good nickname for you.
>don't let the heresy bite
Heresy can't bite me if it doesn't have teeth.
Nearest Imperial Recruiting Center! For The Glory Of The Emprah.

youtube.com/watch?v=QtssjJk7ZbE

i'll take a look if it's cheap enough then. I'm pretty poor tho.
Do you accept degenerates though?

That's totally cool, now you go to bed before the Emprah finds out you're awake ^^
>Now I have three nicknames
>Eli
>L
>Dr. Elle.
It should be around $30, unless its on sale.

Sound good, whats Btoom though?
I wanna be lazy but i gotta walk my dog
Nice, did you score some?
Being busy all week? Is that good or bad?

>Rip phone
>Yuno

Well, here's the first edit. What'cha think?
>Any improvements you can think of, I'll be glad to do.

Well of course, I thought you knew that~
>I now have two cuties calling me senpai
When did this start?!

PAW PATROL
PAW PATROL

The Emprah knows I was simply spreading the holy word.
>Do you accept degenerates
Hm... The Adeptus Astartes don't, however the Astra Militarum would be glad to have you!
They're always looking for more cannonfod- I mean, soldiers to help the divine glory of the Emprah.

Definitely going to bed now. Night guys.

This is absolutely perfect. 10/10 will always use forever.
BTOOOM! is an anime/manga (The anime is pretty good so far, dunno yet though) about a dude who plays vidya, and then gets trapped on an island, where he has to play the vidya game in real life. BTOOOM! is basically like a FPS but with bombs instead of guns.

My brown baybeee

In Aussie bucks?
No, i just hung out why my ex from way back in the day. As for being buys, it's not good. My wage got cut a bit so i had to work some extra hours to make up for it.
o. okay then. oh well, 'night.
WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLE.

>Noticed a double space on the first line
Whoops, fixed that. And I'm glad you like it. I saved the psd so if you ever want me to make some changes, I've got it on hand.

I don't wanna sound rude but
I feel like I've heard that story like a thousand times
>MC only plays vydia
>Mysteriously gets in another world
>This is now a vydia world
As long as it's fun I guess

Why though? You still get along or what?
I'm sorry dude that's fucking annoying
Perhaps a new job is in order?

Goodnight.

Claimed my Birb

>Night

BIIIIIIIRB!

AAAAAAA CAAAAAAAAAT!

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I don't know how they do it. It's like fucking magic that is impossible to mimic.

'night
Yeah, we only broke up because we decided we're better as just friends. I might get another job but i don't have many qualifications other than doing Food-tech and PDM in school.
Duc

40 Aussie bux
Perfect, thanks ^^
Yeah but the problem is its in real life, on a deserted island (battle royal style) and he's gotta save the day and shit. Plus its EXPLOSIVES so its much more dangerous/fun. It gets interesting too. Plot twists and shit.
>The anime ruins the first few plot twists by telling them right off the bat. In the Manga you don't know about a certain thing, but since they tell Himiko's story, you know in the second fuckin episode.
>Its kinda cliche but its okay because it goes about it in a good way.
>Kinda.

I think I'm gonna head to bed too.
>Its fucking 4AM

How've you been, Birb? It's been forever since you've visited!

Night Eru, sleep well!

might get it sometime then. thanks

No u!

I'm here once every weekend!!
I'm good, army is hard but funsies.. How are you doing?

I'll bite.
Do what?

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bid
@704261439
get out before you shit up the thread

What's crackin?

Miho claimed

Nothing. Just lazing around and watching youtube. What about you?
gud booty

Yoruichi claimed

Same, watching twitch tho o/

Booty

Hmm, I can't recall seeing you. Maybe I'm just distracted, or napping...
I'm doing relatively well! Very tired from doing a lot of car stuff the last week-ish. Finally got the last of the paperwork done for it today, and it's now officially in my name and mine! Got a few plans for it, the first being a small subwoofer for just that little extra OMPH in the low range. After of which, it's locks/windows that need fixing, some bolts for the trunk plastic cover, and a new full set of bushings all around.
>Pic related, completely worth the lack of sleep

Alright. Nearly got that thing out of my head through drinking.

She a qt!

cool, who ya watching?
tooty
Guess drinking does solve everything.

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Ain't she? I don't regret a cent spent, to be honest.
>I only found out about the fog lights earlier today

Slut

Runescape stream.. It's cringefest tho..

I'd love to have her! The fog lights look amazing

Fukken saved

Time to get thrashed in League

Thank ya, Birb! One day you too will own a car with pop-up headlights.

Don't you mean time to get Threshed?
>Stop me before I become the Rory.

hello

Paint. It's an impossibility, yet they seem to be able to pull something out of the ether.

aaotube?
Everyone in an online game will be better than you. No exceptions. Something i learned long ago.

>threshed
>thrashed

What's the difference?

>no

Hi there!

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Nah, the official runescape stream atm. Runefest is happening.

I hope soooooo!

Boooooooooooooo

this is a weird thread

I swear to god i have fixed this 100 times already

No yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh, i had no idea those were still going on.

Apparently they do, It's the biggest cringefest ever tho

Fair.
>Pls

Aaaand I think it's time for a small nap.

You nap 90% of the time...

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Yes, that is true

no

Cringier than Minecon or that Sonic 25th shitshow?

You're the biggest cringefest ever

yooooooooooooooooou too

I do not!

Okay?

Kk

#BTFO

k

All I do is blow people.

robo

why aren't you guys tfw no gf like the rest of this horrible board

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sorry late reply friends. had to walk doggo
that sucks, but i guess ending on good terms is better
i'd say thats enough to land a decent job where you can actually have some free time rather than being a slave
oh sorry then
good night my man

Why would we be?

Bikinis are nice.

Most everything

Brit-bong
I'd have no chance at getting a better job if there's anyone else applying that went to Uni though. But i suppose it's better than sitting around and moving shit all day.
>was doggo good doggo tho?
but can it get this outta your head?
youtube.com/watch?v=n5v5j7VTlXw

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That's because we don't particularly care right now

They are.

The animu avatars area sign you guys cry out for attention from females your repressed need for feminine attention manifests in avatarfagiing with female caharacters

HAVE YOU EVER
youtu.be/KPxJ6RR40ZU
Embrace the puns. Become the punner you know you can be.

That's pretty neato, so why do you think we aren't crying about gfs?

you can always try right?
>doggo was amazing doggo
some stupid landwhales were throwing a fit because she was off the leash but it was legal there so i didnt give a scheiz

I know. :(

You do!

It's like, the further into it I get, the less anything makes sense. I don't start with a lot, but even what little I start with I end up having to remove until I'm left with next to nothing.

oh god don't remind me
i know, and I've been trying to find something that i do have some skills in.
>getting pissed about unleashed doggos in an unleashed doggo run
kek
@704264278
i thought you'd already pissed off. guess not

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you said you have some food skills right?
does that mean cooking?
maybe you can find something in a small restaurant or something idk
yea it was pretty stupid
>our dogs are aggresive
they had rats not bigger than my feet and they were practically shitting themselves at the sight of my dog.

I'm the only saving grace in this fucking thread.

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