Fuck yeah!!!

Fuck yeah!!!
A close friend of mine (not into me), are sharing porn over WA and thought she explicitly stated not want to see me cock pic (she doesn't want to think about the dicks of friends, she sees regularly), I managed to smuggle my dick pic into the porn pic pile I often share. And she actually like my cock!!!
Said it was pretty and silky!!!! YESS!!!!!!

I pretend to ask why she like my cock pic, since she didn't knew it was mine… said it was the shinyness and silky look and said it's pretty two times… I was fapping then hard and blowed a huge load. I regret nothing…

She liked my cock and didn't knew it! Muahahaha!!!

Well done OP

I too try to find clever ways to show chicks my cock without them realizing it's mine

Feels good man

Absolutely!!! I screenshotted the part, where she said she liked my cock. I feel like being king!!!

Should I tell her way later user? Or keep it to me?

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Let her know user. The truth shall get you laid.

Post screenshot.

This

this, faggot

Coming up

Haha OP is a pretty cool guy

Post pic of your cock pkz

I think she already knows OP. You weren't exactly subtle either. Seal the deal.

Write her its your cock and send a new cock pic (or more). They have to be very good quality one with the things she like and maybe also precum or cum. Tell her she can have whenever she wants. Post reaction on 4, and help other anons with fapping fantasy.

why is your phone setting in german but texting english?

here, I posted it on Cred Forums once
Thanks

Write her name on it and repose for a similar pic and tell her you found one with her name on it lol

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Are you 300 pound's?

No, I don't think she know, she would be furious, I asked once for permission to post and she can do without and wanted to cancel our friendship, if I do.

Although, we speak German, we converse in english, she's partly Irish…

Obviously she knew it was yours, you can't mistake that body for anyone else.

This is the oic u sent her, right?

Abort. Don't tell her it's you, it's embarrassing.

because "her friend" is an online friend who he has never seen and is probably some fat whale or fatass dude and sharing his dick to someone across the world is the closest OP will get to sexual relationships

Kek

not looking like 300 pounds, but can shed some belly fat :(

So when your not pushing into your gut, you have a 2" cock?

fat moda fucker

nooo, we were work colleagues and shared movies via physical meeting often…

Fucking this

What's with all the HIV spots around your junk?

>mfw you are so fat you have to literally push the fat around your dick to make it look 3 inches

lmao, just an hero

more like average 5", I wanted the silky look she likes

some men do have them, some don't? *facepalm*

those are penile papules, completely normal, must guys have them but if you have a lot or big ones they will pull of some girls since it looks like your have some infection

Hmmm… yeah… just celebrate it just by myself =(

Bullshit, post a pic without you pushing down around your lard

When you have push down the fat trying to cover your little dick, is when you know you have to lose weight.

Don't kid yourself, you are a fat cow. Lose some weight and learn to respect yourself.

aaand… they are nerve ends, highly sensitive to rubbing, feels good man!

I met on your body, not the cock

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>maximum kek

yeah I really got to do something about my weight, I wasn't like this… I was very fit once…

>you "snuck" a pic in
>it's literally the first pic
>keep prying her for comments on it

Smooth OP.

Start walking
Quit eating anything with flour or sugar

*takes a bow* thank you. I admit it was a bold move, I know, but I was like:"What the heck?! Just roll with it"

I started changing my eating habits, will still take time, I cut on the carb and do more protein.

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Y is your cock so Small?

Why is your IQ so low?