Drawthread

Why would I want to put that much effort into something for people that could care less about my drawings?

Where are you from m8?
I need some good baps

That some thicc sasami butt?

Money

yeah.

Hello~

>emrakul ramp
Please elaborate. I pulled him in a booster box last month and want to build a viable eldrazi deck that doesn't rely on older sets of eldrazi.
Liliana is so good, it's insane. Most recent planeswalker I pulled was nahiri, haven't used her yet though.

If you're that quick to dish out money, why not give it to someone that has more skill than me? At least it would look better.

"Could care less" = does actually care a bit, enough to be able to care less.
"Couldn't care less" = doesn't care.
English?

Ey you said Requests, bruh. Ok then, let's see Michel Angelo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle wearing the Green Ranger from Mighty Morphings Helmet on holding a Street Sharks severed head in a vulgar display of power fashion whilst his other hand is raised in ball fisted triumph

>hurr durr only americunts are irate

Why do you do this?

Thanks for the butt

Nigga, I know what I said. If people couldn't care less, they wouldn't bitch about sticks and putting me in their bottom 5's. They would just ignore.
>randumz

Nah I'm cool.

Eggs, you devilish girl, when did you become so busty?!

I wanted it to be cooler, so I put sperm into it. :I

I hope the OR is still here.

Well, someone told me to "grow a pair" and I did my bust.

ohp, wrong one.

np user.

hey evil eggs

anymore requests? this is gonna be the last one for the night, almost 5am and i got shit to work on later.

>I did my bust
FUCK
Taking reqs?

There we are.

A sad onion trying to crump

Would you rather suck a girls toes or eat out her ass?

ugh, so cute~. how are you doing tonight?
basically, it's been made so that you can ramp your mana up, and bring out emrakul on turn 5 by dumping like 6 different card types into the graveyard.

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>reading comprehension

show bellybutton then go to bed

You mention both seemingly as a negative user. I'll lick those toes and that ass clean then ask where else I can donate saliva

Aahh.. not really, I mostly came here to make bad puns.. But what did you have in mind? maybe I'll save it for later.

Aww~ I'm doing pretty good, how are you holding up this evening?

Oh sorry, hello to you too! Didn't mean to ignore yah!

Never change

I learned I could also combo him with nahiri to pull him out early as well, gonna see what I can do with that.
What's your best deck?

Yes you made it

If you're taking requests:

Draw an a ntelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.

I had two ideas, but you decide if they're worth your time.

One is a solo eggs in lingerie, but very revealing lingerie, doing pin up poses and being noticeably horny, like wetness running down her leg, a flushed face and maybe a lip bite, or a rogue finger she can't control is touching her nipples or nether regions.

The other is far more lewd. Eggs with a big ass and thicc thighs being jackhammer fucked while riding cowgirl.

I know. I'm a degenerate. But your character, along with nim's, never fails to get me aroused. It's like fucking clockwork.

>never ever

>also put your wang away before you give someone a black eye.

no problem. hope you have a good day

Aaah, this stuff takes me back to my owm homedrawn cartoon porn days...

Both sound pretty doable, but right now I should get busy woth other things. also...
>along with nim's
LOYALITY!! Do you fake it??

THAT IS SO CUUUTE! Omg, thank you!!

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best deck I've had was my allies, though with the release of eldritch moon, it kind of messed it up. can't deal with most of the things in that set
ye pretty good, just watching some comedy shows and whatnot. hope the night is going well for you
ye boi

looks like eggs and peep fused there kinda. is real cute
that snout demands boops

I'm sorry, you're both too good... ;-;
Would you ever consider canoodling with nim? :3

Allies are pretty good. I have a r/w allies deck that can steamroll when it wants to, but usually it's just a decent deck with heavy creature presence.

next time, i'm hella tired and got a lot of stuff to do in 4 hours.

oh that's fine, I wasn't saying you need to draw it
Heck if I had any inclination to draw right now I'd do it myself but that's not something I'm likely to come by any time soon

You get a lot of allies in Modern. They fall to quickly against my infect deck. Not many can handle it, save for decks with counters.

No look, i wear undies now. The days of inadvertently impaling anons has gone
B^ )

If you're taking requests:

Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before

Please and thank you. God bless

>the Peep followers are slowly realizing their queen is gone forever
Yeeeess, come to me, my children~

Haha, no worries, Nim is a cutie. Idk, I haven't really been lewd with other drawfags in a long time..

Oh my goodness, eggs, you sexy little minx! I love it, thank you~

LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT! *muffled noise*

Yeh they're alright, but they take a bit to get out, especially the higher cost ones.
my allies deck was standard, but I've been thinking of diving into modern. I've heard of the infect decks, and I'm somewhat interested

No problems I'm happy you like it!

Praise be the ogdaod
Praise KEK!

I refuse to get into standard. I don't have the money to dish out for new cards every two-three months only to have cards I bought a year ago drop out.

My infect is a R/G. It has a turn two kill in it if I pull the right cards.

Turn 1:
Forest
1/1 Elf for 1 with infect

Turn 2:
Mountain
Tap Forest, Groundswell
Tap Mountain, Assault Strobe

Double Strike at 5/5, 10 infect counters, win.

NEVER!!!!!! *muffled sound*

AND a nude edit?!
I'm already spent though... damn you eggs, for being so good at what you do..! ;-;

standard got worse now that wizards are trying to dish out new sets every couple months or so. I think after this set coming out (kaladesh) I'm just gonna drop standard altogether.

>that win con
f-fuck
Peep is for snug, eggs is for succ

The only time I play standard is when I go to pre-releases or play FNM drafts.

Otherwise, I just play whatever the fuck I want because I usually just play with friends.

Standard is only ever worth it if you go out to fnm or any other weekly magic gathering (heh). Just play modern, it's fun as shit and you have tons of leniency with your deck creations.

Also, I agree with you peep/eggs philosophy. 13/10

Well, then stay.

>I'm already spent though
Awww

And so much EDH. Holy hell.

Eggs is for feeding used condoms at a distance.

water...please... *raspy voice*

...I was already going at it when I saw your delivery, don't act all smug... > >

What if eggs woke up in bed with user/whoever the next morning in full snug mode?

Come on, everybody knows Eggs only drinks cum straight from the tap..
>inb4: Candid photos of Eggs licking used condoms emerge.

Yes, quit nagging.

Eggs is not for snuggles unless sedated, sorry to disappoint you user.

Yeah I'm probably just going to stick with pre-release events.
Also thatnks fud, you gave me a good suggestion for a pauper deck.
what happens if I try without doing drugs...?
I've been meaning to make another EDH deck but I haven't gotten around to it
Yeah me and a friend are kind of tired of playing standard, mainly because we can never get our hands on the staple cards for the top tier decks

Well, it would be like rape, just minus all the fun stuff.

*gulp gulp*

*pulls out knife*

She was sedated the night prior, was snuggling in her sleep in the morning without realizing. How does that scenario pan out? Would she be too flustered for a morning fuck?

*pulls out an axe*

>we can never get our hands on the staple cards for the top tier decks
Exactly why my friends and I stopped. We still go to pre-release events, but that's about it.

Last pre-release I went to was Battle for Zendikar. Pulled a promo Kozilek, a foil Nyssa and a Chandra in my primer. It was a good night.
Nah, Eggs totally takes her semen whenever she can get it. I seent it.

NvM, it was Oath of the Gatewatch.

She'd most like just be pretty pissed and disappointed in you for wasting precious time snuggling. not a turn on. But this whole conversation is pretty gay, lets leave snuggling to the professionals, like Peep.

Y-you don't know me...!

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants

*Swings down axe at knife user*

what's...the fun stuff? I'm gonna guess dirty shenanigans
especially now that cards are going well past the $70 dollar mark just because of how much of a staple they will be, it's fucking ridiculous
was gonna say, I think you meant Oath. those were some really nice pulls, my promo was a Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet

I shouldn't have sold it looking back.

Does Eggs want the doggo dick?

Ouch.

jupp, penetration and juicy stuff mostly

No, Eggs doesn't know how to take the knot.

Eggs could practice, get closer and closer to knotting every time

I know more than you think!

I still have all of mine, save for the Chandra. I gave it to my buddy as a Christmas present.

Alright, let's do a 180.
You get drugged, and user has his way with you for hours throughout the night, with you occasionally having glimpses of consciousness because of the sheer amount of ecstasy your body is experiencing.
If the person known as eggs was ever real, I would leave her so full of cum it's not even funny.

I am stepping into a dangerous zone of degeneracy by saying that...

Simple requests for a simple shitscribbler?

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bones pls go

Cut that out, your eyes are kinkshaming me. ._.

kink shaming eyes is my kink.

Didn't even realize the time. Was wondering why Pooj was up. Peace out, nigs. Got one more night of work for the week.

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Bye mystery poster

Fuck

goobye fuddo

Eyo, Pewj.

I want to get right up into those titties

yeaaahhh... If it was Mundy's I guess it would be alright, but usually I say no to dog dicks.

wow!

Actually, thought like this was kind of what I had in mind when I designed Eggs, so I'm happy we have arrived at our destination.

S-Shut up!

Is this full of Tumblr SJWs? I saw kink shaming and had to ask if I'm on planet nigger faggot retard 7

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every artist here has a Tumblr and gets triggered when you call them out on dating a trans person or for their furshit, take a guess

BAZINGA

> kink shaming

I'll go get the Spider-Man memes....

hi

make me binch,...

Shadow look

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I'm not even ashamed to admit it, I would drain my balls into this woman any chance I got.

pooj, pls kill me

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

> into this woman
But it's a fish.

That's a give away as well, they will always respond to that shit, any person with half a brain knows you just ignore it, not publicly acknowledge its presence. Even the furry porn spamming idiots know that, that makes them more "Cred Forums" than these guys.

still has a gender

But...it's funny to see them get pissed off...it fuels my erection :(

Yesss, lust for meeee~

Please stop?

Hahhahhaaa.... I actually dreamt that I fucked a creature of Eggs' species, so I know the feel bruh.

Blub-blub

but there is no challenge, where's the fun in that?

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~

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Because...have we forgotten how to do it just for teh lulz?

> I actually dreamt that I fucked a creature of Eggs' species
So you're not a guuuuuurl omagawd I'm not your fan anymoar!

why are you responding to the guy that shitposts shadows rl stuff

fair point I forgot which neck of the woods I'm in

Can someone draw a school girl tied up in a back alley? Bonus points for tears.

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Just don't mention anything about your gender and we're gravy. It would ruin it for me, and I really, truly do appreciate the character eggs.

I said nothing of gender;;);;););;;;;););;););)
(please don't leave me...)

IDK, I respond to everything, I thought it was ironic..?

godam...tumblr sjws....flooding my gosh darn thread...with the spiderboy..

itll be YEARS before you can even face me, eggs!

>i actually dreamt that i fucked a creature of egg's species

why would u bang a slimy alien

Now look at this picture

I'm with please don't mention gender it just ruins it for me

you mentioned gender, no one wants to know that when you're posting porn :/

> why would u bang a slimy alien
Are you kidding? It's the best.

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Oh boy, mine were just of my mother last night. But I do sometimes get a vision of Nephilim.

I can't let myself to that fate.

ZZmnrh

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Actually (s)he didn't. Maybe it's a lesbian who dreamt of straponing her, or she dreamt she was a man. I had a dream where I was a girl once. It was cool untill I woke up.

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spics can't call people sjws, especially moody overdramatic ones, it's throwing stones in a glass house

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gay

Wait... I thought drawthreads were about taking and giving out random art requests?

What im seeing here is a cringeworthy group of people who know each other by name because they are trying so hard to avatarfag/gain an identity? On Cred Forums of all places?

Jesus christ.

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It's a guy

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Yep, that's the way it's been for a long time, now. Nothing but circlejerks, unfortunately

welcome to Cred Forums's 'drawthreads', try /ic/ or Cred Forums for actual drawthreads this is basically just an open arena for social pvp where you get to watch drama unfold for free

I'm facing you right now tho... and Eggs is not slimy, she's slick.

I didn't know fucking something would excluded you being a girl, I¨ll keep this in mind for later to avoid further bloopers.

Y-you had wet dreams of you mother? How very.. freudian of you.

Siiiiiiigggghhhhhhhghhghghhhhhh

We do what we want, fag. You can tell me what to do if you paid me.

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This is correct.

It NEVER comes out

actually, is the spiderman cartoon any good? I watched Batman: The Brave and the Bold, kinda wanna check out other capeshit

>>>>>>spic

Honestly we should all kill ourselves right now immediately to repent for our cringey cringe sins

But can u face me...in the RING

>not slimy
dont lie to me

>Maybe it's a lesbian who dreamt of straponing her, or she dreamt she was a man

AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

doesn't matter if you don't do it, someone else will draw it for attention and a pat on the head, that's how all of you are :^)

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Morning, dear.

I haven't been on Cred Forums for a very long time , but i used to enjoy the drawthreads for offering shitty art to shitty cheapass requesters.

Now it looks like a shitty clique, like what you would find on IMVU or something of the sort.

>these faggots actually think the verb "Fucking" is male specific

Virgins.

well yeah aren't you the spic that dates hips and cried the entire time? I'm sorry if I've got you mixed up with someone else like 80 of you all use the same Steven Universe Tumblr art style

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Yeah, not all drawfags are unable to live without attention. After all I can just type some words and gain much more attention you can ever achieve with your drawing, honey.

and so can I, did you not just reply to my post looking to gain a rise out of you?

Next step
>these faggots actually think girls cannot have a dick
Virgins, ahaha

Ooh, got 'eem

because girls CANT have a dick. That's litterally why they're called girls.

>acting condescending and using the word honey or kid
KEEP GOING user HE'S VISIBLY BOTHERED

>Tumblr art style

Yeah, its hard to describe but a lot of the avatarfag drawings i see in these threads reek of tumblr and far left liberals.

It's just one reply. Look at this, and learn, kid.

>Honey
Middle aged mother confirmed. Probably named Sharron.
Either that or that bat bitch is back.

Facsist nazi Hitler, gtfo!

Um, no. its the current year. Girl is a social construct. It has nothing to do with what genitals someone has.

B-but I d-don't wanna fight.......

>dont lie to me
Oh FUCK, I actually do secrete slime when I get really exited... so kudos to you I guess.. and sorry about the sheets?

Suck a fuck, please.

Monrin' user!

omg, lol, I know right???? XD

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Ahah, well no. Nephilim on the other hand...
Look, I fucked the context on that one. I can't stand her. She does whatever she can to keep a threshold of her own religious beliefs around me.

But, that's in the past. I'm out alone now with not a soul to bother.

is that Jimmy Neutron

oui

the worst part is that atypical of tumblr

how can you fuckign say something like this, your probably a male thats right sexist pig.

why does all of your art look like molten play-dough.

Jinny Neutron got a beard blast at puberty.

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listen HONEY don't you ever try and troll on this board again

Jimmy Numale.

>Drawfags make names for themselves
>Spamfags make names for themselves
>Anons make names for themselves
It's almost like no one gives a flying fuck about being an user you prissy babies.

don't you're making him angry

see
and my previous reply, I'm winning in replies haha loser :-)

Cred Forums was built by trolls, for trolls you beta ass cuck bbc sucking faggotron!

no BITCH, im just some white crybaby just like 90% of this website, brb gotta cry on my tumblr blog about mis-race-gendering

You gotta

>sorry about the sheets
where is my dry cleaning money

Ignore the drama, keep lewding for me~

everyone has seen your snapchat on the leaks group, you're a fucking spic

Anons are all shitposters and meanies. It's the only purpose of being anonymous, noone can identify you and you can be a good goy on public and a mean piece of shit as user.
Anons are shit and should be banned.
Sincerely yours, Peach.

>white
your Snapchat was dumped ages ago you retard

it comf

Go the fuck bad to your tumblr peach.
>Ban4chan2k16

to be fair I thought he was Indian

CSG made my name, though
And then I made my own name when it came to Steam and every other thing I use

Not like I went into threads for the first time saying "Hey, bitches. You can call me Yotsubro. Do my requests"

bazinga?

Anonymity isn't enforced, it's a choice.
Don't be so newfag, newfriend, lurk a bit.

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Aaah.. I can kinda relate to that.. Well good thing you got some distance, maybe your relationship will be able to heal with time, or maybe you are just better off on your own.

I mean... Yes, if you are offering?

>You gotta
N-nooo??
>where is my dry cleaning money
*Hands fictive money*

Here you go

buh-zeenga.

>Being so brown as Mexican, that you get confused as Indian

These are pains I will never have to deal with, Praise Christ

I mean, I haven't...

But pech, where else can a coward be a bully?

Lurking doesn't help tbh. The board is changing faster than one can understand it though lurking.

ZIMBABWE

A tradition long dead.
Everyone makes their own shit now.
No one gives a fuck anymore about naming unless it's asked of them.

It's almost like you didn't get the point of my post. At all.

krill

(you)

Spider is good.

Ohoho, dis ain't peach
I'm a smartypants

You're not everyone

do you hang around any of the folks that shitpost in these threads?

you don't get to bring friends

WOAH DUBS MAH BOY!!!!!!!! YO UGET THAT WITH YOU ALIENWARE™?!!!!
BAZINGA MY MAN!!!! BAZINGA!!!

And that's why I miss CSG

They're not my friends

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How are you?

.....no. I'm just an user that's a bit too nosey.

That's what 12 hour shifts working outdoor drive thru service does to you

post them bitch!!!

same

aww.. but I'm feeling pretty poofed, prolly won't be any more lewds in a while so you might be better off just releasing the beast

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Kinky bitch.

And who do you think you are to name me? Some anonymous loser whose only point is "muh tradition"?

>12 hours minimum wage
mexicuck status confirmed

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How many points do you get for each release?

>minimum wage and brown

One last hurrah, or am I being too greedy?

If you decide to humor me, maybe something related to your superior posterior~?

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Was getting caught part of your plan?

Don't lie, that turned you on.

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stupid bitch, post one large booby nipple now.

bonjour senior, habbo English? I would mucho like a #8 with a moy calidente fries, thats LARGE and BIG fries, merci Gustavo

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is it time for booby nipple again

Is tomo still here?

ASS MAKE POOP LOL

>*hands fictive money*
>>>>doesnt draw it

eggs...

>TFW

Fuck....was I a secret hispanic all along.....???? Was my entire upbringing a lie??? Who the FUCK are my real parents?? Does this also mean I can call people 'white devils' now?

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yes pajeet

Who the fuck said I was trying to name you?
>Some anonymous loser
Says yotsfag, how classic, holy fuck.
>"muh tradition"
>Drawfag named by a drawfag that was named in the same methods.
We're all user losers you fucking cuck, that's why no one gives a shit about your fucking name, and who it was given by.

Go sperg your shit somewhere else over your name.

Heh, fun to see spiderspam being widely ignored

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well I have a little more respect for you now that you're white (allegedly) that would explain the freaking out white girl style while saying Hips though

>acknowledge it

HURRRRRR

butt -> blasted

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>He gets off to ms paint lewds

>HEH ITS GREAT TO SEE X POSTER IS NOT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED BY ANYONE IN THIS THREAD EH GUYS? IGNORED BT ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE HUH GUYS HEHEH

talk about retarded

Yots here. That ain't me you're replying to, pal

>Getting offended someone said something about "Muh drawthread names"

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Oh shut up... you're so last season, Deadpool is all the rage now and I'm sure Mary Jane agrees with me.

I'm pretty good thanks!

Can hide it..

For each..? this is very intimate user..

Errrh... but I'm just really uninspired right now, so I'll have to decline..

shhhhh

I made you draw it, master manipulator prezzzeennnntttttt~~~~~~~:3

Proven so wrong you resort to 2012 memes

stupid thats not one large booby nipple, requesting one large booby nipple

you're a faggot

don't say hips you'll trigger him

The more I post, the closer it reaches 404 though XDDDD

Let's change that up
>Some user loser
>Says the user loser
>And yotsfag is a faggot too.

> this is very intimate user..
How can this be intimate if I contributed? ;)

Heh, it's great to see user being so assblasted for no reason

here let me help, potassium posts incoming

Hey, now. I'm not so bad, though

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That's alright, I'll just ride out my blue balls all day then edge again tonight. Hopefully you'll be on by then.

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oh god! the twelve year olds attack!

You are exactly right next to or above swordbro.
You're absolute shit.

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>doesn't
Gaaaaay!

What is a large boobie nipple..

wouldn't it be? live fap update, pretty lewd.
I hope you enjoy it, whatever you do.

also waiting on that snap dump!! run and tell dat!!

I fucking hate these threads

I feel so...used...

why would my girlfriends online identity trigger me

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one large booby nipple

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Hey, now. I'm not a bad guy. Swordbro doesn't seem so horrible either

If you're so offended by repeat requesters, just filter words like "Yotsuba" and that one anime chick Sword uses

she's not your girlfriend lol

> live fap update
No-no, I mean how many points on average for each one. Like, maybe in USD or EUR equivalent? Can you buy a litre of milk for it?

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why does it need to be shown to you, are you paranoid?

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i wanna seeeeeee

>paranoid
why?

Guess the thug life ain't for all.. sorry you got hustled, sweetheart.

but what does the adjective "booby" describe? as opposed to other nipples

f-for each cum..?

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you seem to really want to see some dump of yourself, just look in the mirror dude

a full boob

> f-for each cum..?
Yes.

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If you're not in the mood for lewd, coffee in the park?

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give booby, biggest tit i ever seen lol
booooooooooooby
WEEEEWOOOOOOO!!!

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sounds like

i caught ur bluff

and you're just bein' a shit for the epic bantz

either way i kinda wanted to see what people have collected of me besides that once pic of me on drawchan where I look like a retard

I trusted you...and you stab me in the back like this...

I'm also curious

how would I know the color of your skin without a photo reference, I don't even post in these threads I just flood furry threads with bananas and talk to the same people

You're posting in these threads right now, though.

brownboy it's not anyone's fault but yours you're using a peer to peer messaging service that stores cached data including images on a cloud server that is stupidly easy to find whatever you want in if you have a specific user key

lel and let me guess you believe telegram and line are secure messaging services

Have this...

>you stab me in the back like this...
arent you used to that?

I don't know how to reply to this.