Trips names my new pet squirrel

Trips names my new pet squirrel.

Gerald

Thats a spider not a squarrel

Himmler

Autism. Maybe it'll embody yours if you do.

Are you autistic? That's clearly a snake.

Critler

Nigger faggot.

kill it

Fluffy

That ain't no snek

Supreme Leader Katy

spooper

Cat

You get right the fuck outta here with that sheep

What? Have you got potatoes for brains? It's clearly a cat larva, this one is close to hatching into a kitten

nig nog

Squiglet

I'ma 'bout to beat you over the head with a mallet. Call that snake a cat larva again motherfucker.

The Notorious C.R.K
Cricky Smalls

>yfw your squirrel bites off its own wings

cat larva!

Garbage

Faggot

Jiminy

Jumpy mcjumpface

That does not look like a slippery tube dude, more like Jip Jumpy Buggerz

What subspecies of jew is this?

Check em tho.

That's a really weird looking dog

name it Max

Hillary

mooTwo

Harambe

It's a high ranking jews final form

Cricket Lord Alexander the 4th

What the fuck did you just fucking say about that snakeú, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Satan

call it reverse image search

welcome to Cred Forums bud

scumbag

Nice copypasta.
Cat larva....

name it doggo

reroll. NOW NAME IT d og og

That's a funny way to spell "eagle".

cat

Big Dick Jones

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Leafy. and that is a snek

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