Waifu claiming thread

rules are not cool

That is up to you to figure out. In the meantime, I'd recommend at least giving suicide a chance.

The sun is also not cool

oh i see, but that means travel time which sucks
but yea you shouldt rush into things
you up to anything?

Jesus claimed with side of dubs.

Junko claimed

i only commit suicide if it involves Piano wire.
Right now? Not really. Just installing the the rest of The Crew.
fail

The sun lets you know you are still alive it chases away the darkness

Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?

I don't care how you kill yourself, so long as you do it.

What's with the Byzantine Jesus??

Hilloli claimed

oh okay
you enjoying it?

If it didn't run like shit I'd be enjoying it. But hey, at least it was free.
why penis! why?

Why not a Byzantine? Would you prefer a Roman graffito?

Autism: The Thread

How many of you are virgins, no internet lying to boost your self esteem, be real

I am.

OK, OK. Byzantine is fine. XD

it was free?
why?
also excuses for late relpies im watching animu

That's fine. The threads pretty slow anyway. It's free because of Ubishits 30th anniversary. So each month they're hosting a random game for free. So far they've had decent games like Rayman and splinter cell. you should pick them up when you get the chance. At least you won't have any regrets.

Oh man. Fruche is the shit.

oh damn yea i should, ubishit made some decent games actually
rayman was amazing

>

no.

Hello everyone

>Tristana claimed

I played the Origins demo a while back, shit was cash
>still hoping they release Asscreed or Whatdogs next
ayy boi

Not as usual?

no.

wassup my man
only demo? i hope you got the full game for free because that shit is good af
meh asscreed isnt that good imo, just the same game over and over, if you havent played one i guess it could be fun

played a bit of bloodlines a while back. was actually really. Stopped playing when i had to quickly take down guards to stop some disguised bitch from being caught though.
>tfw i only knew about the rayman giveaway from a Larry Bundy tweet
>i saw the tweet one hour from when it was posted
>still too late to claim
Glad i got the September giveaway though

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*was actually really fun
>jenny

Claimed tho I feel she deserves better

Post lewds

yea like i said it is fun first few games, i played one and two then i kinda got the idea
oh that sucks, ah well cant really complain since you got some free stuff
sleep well?

Not really, but I slept

you baguette man?
i remember him having filenames so im not sure

I haven't seen you in a while; I'm glad you're still around

Tsun yun, I'm good fam *throws gang sign*

Get the fuck back to Cred Forums, you're not welcome here.

are you new or something?

well thats something
if you slept that means youre not tired as fuck right now so you can enjoy your weekend
any plans?
>
any weekend plans?

Oh man. Suddenly I have a damn headache.

Claiming best girl

Thinking about trying out warframe again and kinda wanna start from almost clean table. New guns and new warframe etc. This Titania feels kinda interesting.

Man you guys are sad. Virginity must suck.

>waifu threads are banned on Cred Forums
>western cartoons are banned on Cred Forums
kek
free stuff is always good
i've only been gone for a week. I'm not dead. I just have some shit to deal with. Waddup?
>you will never have your mind fucked over so you can fuck a cute demonic loli
why live?

>Cred Forums
>complaining about virgins
kek

No. You guys got your own board, why can't you just post these threads to Cred Forums?

Then find somewhere else to post them. Only sensitive cucks actually enjoy these threads.

I'm pretty tired. I will watch Pandora Hearts with Nazrin at some point. Do you have plans?

Look at . They are unwelcome on Cred Forums.

Na im just an aussie shitposter

Lab reports, league, breakfast and I believe that's it. I might drive the mountains where I usually run to *drive* out the monotony
Und you?

Mornings are getting nice. Lol I know you're not dead, you're a robot

i haven't visited Cred Forums in over 5 months

what does being in love with a 2d woman have to do with being a sensitive cuck?

Because they are going to claim that not all Waifus are anime, besides the autist posting the robot I'm pretty sure all these pics are of underage Chinese cartoon girls that these fat virgins wouldn't have a shot with even if they were real. These people are literally so autistic that even a board centered around these gay ass Asian cartoons made for little kids won't even have them.

>Splash

good point

Staaaahp.

Cred Forums it's for the discussion of anime, we just talk about anything. This, these would be deleted from Cred Forums

god damn jew
but yes
agreed
>mfw i still have 2 bags of doritos cool ranch lying here which i got for free
i hate that flavor but it was free
oh you two watch a lot of stuff together?
you always seem like good friends but i hardly see you two talking
im gonna get shitfaced later today which is fun
haha no dinner though?
nnot sure what you mean with that but have fun i guess
as i told alice, getting wasted later tonight

Good, you're starting to know how robots work then.
It's only worth visiting once in a while. Most of it is the same shitposting over and over

Fuckkkk i have to go to work today saturday
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

cut me yuno

How many people do you see talking about anime here?

We watch quite a bit together. And PM's my friend ;o

What's cool ranch taste like? I can't find over here.

pm me lewds

thats cool
should have guess but i was just curious
not sure how to explain
its like, milk?
i tastes like a dairy chips or something

see ya guys in a sec gonna get some booze

It's what I'll be doing in the morning
GET RIGGEDY RIGGEDY REKT SON

Boop beep
>Sachi said this

It's not even 5 yet though, don't start drinking yet or you'll fall asleep too soon

Sounds awful
where did she say that? Just now or?

Usually when I bump heads with them and say beep boop.
Does it mean something?

Sachi pretty much posts it every time i come here. i forgot why.

here

>Bullies

Whats up waifu/b/ros.
Just slept through my alarm and missed work today

>yay xj9 bro is here

nice choice she is a qt. sucks what will you do?

Go back tomorrow. They are short staffed so they wont fire me or anything. Plus we work 7 days/week.
>lewd

yep. i'm here
>checked

you arent making sense trist
you sure you are okay?
its 3 pm, early enough
dont worry i was just buying some for tonight
it is, trust me
thats why i havent touched it in the last 3 months
but it was free so why would i say no?
tomoko
you are up early

that sounds horrible. yeah her scenes were lewd. i didnt read the manga
yeah ive been up for about 2 hours just playing on my phone. its saturday no school?

Tfw i got dubs followed by trips

Its a job i had to get when i got fired from my original job to pay bills. Averaged 60 hour weeks last month

I just cant stop repeating myself

So it's been sitting there for months now? Do doritos even expire?
>Get magic at play
bummer. So you been up to anything? Other than missing your job?

that sounds horrible still. are they at least trying for new staff?
here it stopped

i see the shit gen-ers are being... shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM

Trying to move back in with my real life wife
>3dversion

what were you playing?
i have never heard of school on saturday?
definitly not college
i dont think so
its artificial as fuck

Back from League

just the card trader and KOTOR 1. yeah so any plans for today?
play ranked?

Nice
any luck?
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you kick? and many people kicked your ass?
So it's like twinkies?

Sup waifu?

We have plans to move next week. Then i have to try and get my cali license so i can start being an electrician again.

Tadaima! Holy shit, today was a long day.

How are you all?

Suika claimed!

youtube.com/watch?v=36DCuT1KxM4
shit, i guess your right.

test

just thinking about playing some LoL. also looks like they are putting disgaea 2 on PC so i need to finish the first one. yourself?

>When your nap is messed up because a homeless lady think that the security guard that was on shift 7 hours ago took her bag
I assume I didn't miss much?

oh lovely, now you're here.
so you're an electrician? neat.
ayy
>listening to the full version when trying to sleep
>suddenly waking up when the audio breaks up
This song can only really be fully enjoyed when walking for a long time with maxed volume
no, nothing really.

KOTOR 1 on mobile?
how does that work?
not really game a bit and hang out with friends later
kek, yea. although i never had a twinkie
but i can imagine that during the zombie apocalypse there is gonna be some dude only looking for doritos
chara, my man
how you been?

has it really only been one thread overnight?

Calamity-masu'd

I was when i was in the navy now i need to turn my experience into an actual license

Thrashed, like usual

First game, winning by a mile early, but lost because of superior tactics and team composition by the enemy team

>Basically, we couldn't initiate a 5v5 nor could we siege because the enemy team was better suited for teamfights and defending
>What we needed was a splitpusher, but we had no one in our team that can do that efficiently
>The game continued with us trying to siege mid inhib with little to no results until the enemy team eventually outscaled and aced us at 50 minutes

Last game, we just got toyed around by a bunch of smurfs.

Kicked ass (8/10), but was buttfucked to oblivion in return (11/10)

its been slow
just how i like it
slow thread best thread

or doing nothing, for a long time.
you just need 14 mins to spare really, its good for any moment of the day

btw, im the shit

Sometimes I feel like the shit
Sometimes I feel like I'm shit
Sometimes I'm on the stand for something, did some time, 'gon sit
Didn't really plan on cussing but sometimes I just lip
When you the mayonnaise and the mustard you can't relish in it
And when the panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss?
And when the Nanny fucks the husband what do they tell the kids?
That's a whole 'nother discussion we can't fit in our kicks,
That's a whole 'nother discussion we can't fit in these kicks.
The way I feel tonight I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life.
The way I feel tonight I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life.
The way I feel tonight I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life.
That way you won't be able to see the disappointment in my eyes,
'Cause they don't lie,
Not them eyes.
Naw, they don't lie,
Not them eyes.

they ported it as an app for 10 bucks. i havent ran into any bugs the only thing that is missing is the ability to do the weapon twirl thing. i just bought HK-47. want to play LoL or did you have something else in mind
shame. have you ever thought about going duo with someone

Magodo! How are you?

Oh shit, Disgaea 2 for PC? I have to get this. Even if I'm pampered by Disgaea 5

Me? I have two new kitties. They're sleeping now but I took some nice pics of them earlier. And now... well just on waifu, maybe buying RimWorld for real now, even if it is in alpha.

Oh, I don't know many Gorrilaz Songs (sadly cuz never interested in music) but the few I know and heard I love.

youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4

>stealth hug

I was duoing with my friend. We both felt ashamed after those games.

oh did you buy it then?
thats kinda weird,
im down for LoL sure

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well, i hope everything goes well.
kek, there will always be that one person better than you.
>can't tell if Noodle's playing bass and Murdoc is doing that piano thingy or if it's the other way around
Hewlett pls fix

yeah Disgaea one is on pc as well. i picked it up a little after it came out. I remember you talking about them a bit. Care to share one pic? I have heard a few good things about Rimworld but what is it about?
ahh. well that is unfortunate i hope they go better in the future.
im getting on discord

Figures.

Very slow, it seems.

SPOOKI BOOKI!
I'm super tired, only about an hour left and I get to head home though. Gunna sleep reeeeeeally good.
How bout you?

I mean I know these threads last a little but I managed to get like, what, five hours of sleep and we're not even that far into this one

>cuddle

I said what my plans are this morning and wishing you well on your booze night

Iz me. I started it and it's almost like our greeting to each other. What I want to know is if it means anything

Tomokonami what are you up to?

>electrician
Jenny's masseuse

Ello vulny neck

Yes, I'm here now

I did something inexcuseable. Ban evasion

Seriously, I have no idea who's who in that band, I just like their music.

Talking about music, NieR Automata has a nice main theme

youtube.com/watch?v=4WUlvWPol_k

Sure, I'll just upload the pics from my phone now, gimme some time.

And yeah, I have Disgaea 1 for Nintendo DS, so I didn't pick it up on PC.

We cuddling now?

>What would we use on each other next?

Tanks m8. Hope is all i have atm
It would be an honor to electric on jenny

I hurt all over. Back and legs especially because I did that in the gym yesterday. Rode the train for 4+ hours today. BUT!
>I went to the Tokyo Game Show. New Sony VR stuff is pretty badass.

was about to play LoL with Yuno
ok cool and ah that cool too

I always look way too deep into things i like.
>you are very much here now. We have confirmed that
I can't really say i know much about electrician lisences, but i'm sure if you were trained for the navy then you should be fine for standard electrical work right?

you should listen to more gorillaz
youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

and you probably dont listed to andre 3000 (im the shit)
youtube.com/watch?v=RipUynaZDP0

and im guessing you have never heard of james murphy
(You wanna do it
But you don’t know what you're doin’ baby
You wanna feel it,
But you don’t know what you’re feeling tonight
And if you’re thinking
That I don’t know what you’re thinking, baby
You go on thinking
And you go out and make it alright
Alright, how do we do it?)
youtube.com/watch?v=nYDZUMpbkPo

Your own neck is looking rather open today...

Oh wow, does it look promising? Or is it just gunna be another forgotten gimmick?

Is Chen the most hated user in here?

Ah, and RimWorld is Dwarf Frotress for casuals. It's not as hard yet since it's only in the Alpha. It didn't crash once on my tablet yet and runs smoothly on a medium sized map. You are stranded on a planet or your tribe got wiped out except a few man and you now have to rebuild everything.

>also kittens

yup, confirmed~

the name James Murphy does ring a bell but I don't think I hear anythimg from him

>Chara

Are you going cumplete her circuit?

I'd join but I'm lazy at the moment

Oh fuuuug

Yeah i just have to find a place willing to take me and give me actual formal training. But i even went to highvoltage school with the navy so i have the exp. Just not the documentatation/licensing.

ah shit, forgot to quote you there the name james murphy does ring a bell but I don't think I heard anything from him

>Chara

dont know what dwarf fortress is and that is cute
thats ok just let me know if you feel up to it. looks like shino is here too

>Mfw going to be busy all damn day

I love having a retarded team in League. A completely static Ashe, a LB that cant combo, a Jax that immediately dived the Vayne and a Kha that was alright. As a tanky supp Leo I cant really carry that.

I dunno if it means actually. Just something we throw around.
Jeez, that must suck. Having training but nothing to prove it.

you should, he's an amazing artist.

also im gonna shove andre 3000 down your ass.
youtube.com/watch?v=udmTfK6_aM8

I have my dd214 and the certificate from the school to prove i did it.
Im going to over "load" her mother board

Will revolutionize gaming. The issue I'm wondering now is if the visual fidelity can capture something like FFXV's utterly unbelievable and stunning graphics. They had a 4k screen about 10ft tall they played the FFXV preview on. It looks REALLY good. Not just good, but REALLY good.

P5 was mostly gameplay/story demos, and my Japanese isn't good enough to really get the gist of it. I was pretty disappointed with the P5 part of Atlus' booth.

I saw a Reno cosplay, but I didn't get to take a picture with her.

Buddy of mine played the new Ghost in the Shell online multiplayer game. It's basically like Overwatch, but a bit more grounded. The tactical aspect looks more like post-modern warfare (the concept, not the game) than the more abstract tactical aspect of Overwatch.

I'm downloading Upotte just for you.
>And for Elle
PS your bagina is showing
I thought Minecraft was DF for casuals?

What did you get

>downloading Upotte just for you.
>>And for Elle
That's very nice of you.
A word of warning though; if you aren't a gun guy you won't get 90% of the stuff that happens.

Simply put: You have some people who want to survive. You tell them what to do and the AI does it how it things it's correct.

But it doesn't end there. Your people have social needs like Sims. They want some joy and want nice rooms etc etc.
And they also have faults. No one is perfect. Some have a bad back, can't haul stones etc and other have a fear of fire, can't firefight.
Some may even have a bad heart. You can of course harvest the heart of a Raider and conduct an operation on the person with a bad heart so he/she doesn't have a bad heart anymore. But it will give you a moral debuff. They feel bad over it. Or maybe one of your people is unaffected by death as a trait, the he isn't.

Now that wasn't simply put...
tl;dr: Survival Sims simulator

Alrighty then, I'll spam you with NieR music.

youtube.com/watch?v=4LKIsWOSHAY

No, Minecraft is survival horror game for pussies

RimWorld has a better interface, looks better etc.
Dwarf Fortress did fuck me up in that regard I gave up after ttrying to issue commands to my dwarfs since I had no fucking idea how. I couldn't click on screen etc etc.

To be fair, I tried the game when I was 13-14 ish aka a complete fucktard

And RimWorld is also set in the future, which makes me like it more since I like sci fi

Summ name and lvl?

MFW kitty is looking fine
Sucks to be Eru. 4th ep atm

I thought it meant something in robotspeak. Whoops

>Jax dives 1v5
Where's my team?

She won't be able to resistorself

I suppose i'm done for the night. goodnight

C'mere, let me see that neck.

Revolutionize, eh? Think it might be a bit early to call that, don't ya think?
>Although I did see a good few concepts for the system already.

There's gunna be a GitS online game? What rock have I been under?

>if you aren't a gun guy you won't get 90% of the stuff that happens.
I'm not really a gun guy, but I understood most of what was happening.

heh, as long as your listening to what i give you, its fine
youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0

Hello Mako

I understand how to field strip a weapon and what its parts do, and how to turn that in to a dirty metaphor. All I own is a Mossburg, and I'm trying to find a fowling barrel for it. Had to qual on the M9 and M3. Did I passed the test?

The Sony VR headset I wore looked like it was something out of a box. I imagine they're just ironing out software glitches and release titles now. I'd GUESS release will be around Xmas in Japan, but probably ... gonna guess Jun 2017 earliest in the US.

I didn't know about GitS until I went there. Beta release is this November (likely Japan only). Probably US release .... Winter 2017?

It was fucking huge. Twice as big as when I went in 2012. And CoD and other Xbox-exclusive titles had booths, whereas Xbox or Microsoft or really ANY American pubs/devs didn't show up in 2012. Worth 1200 yen.

I am. I have to say I like him. You need to know I absouletly hate too much swearing in music. It's fine for once or twice but not every second fucking word.
So I actually like his music.

Wait a fucking minute, I know this song. It was playing up and down in the radio here once. And sometimes still does play. I actually love this one. Roses. I never knew it was called that.

youtube.com/watch?v=0IEbfDtDaUc

New Die Antwoord album is out. This has potential to be huge or meh, and so far it's meh.

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My eyes are so tired...

No, I think I'm good

Is shit, banana boi.

This was not the image I posted. This image is acceptable.

Hiya Alice, how are ya?

Well, I'll be looking forward to whatever crazy games they manage to come out with for this thing.

Figures ours would be so pushed back for everything.

Why's that?

unnecessary swearing ruins music.
so i understand where your coming from.

since you know of roses you probably know youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
so im not gonna give you that as a song, but instead
youtube.com/watch?v=PGriTyFX96k

your talking about the band that was in chappy, what do you expect.
they are only gonna get worse

It's been a long time. Idk fi the other guy that claims Seras is still around here but don't get me confused with him.

Mornin' senpai

I've no clue lol

Kk gotcha

Eyes on the praise always my brothers

It's enjoyable, just nothing special. But I will keep listening in hopes that there is a really good track that stands out or something, it's not unusual for them. Cute boi.

I liked Chappie tho.

Good. Is he still around btw?

I just remember going to TGS in 2012 and seeing Sangoku Taisen XIII (Romance of the Three Kingdoms 13, as opposed to Dynasty Warriors or Kessen), and asking Koei if they would ever export it to the US. NO.

In 2016, it's released for PS4. Japan is also (IMO) notorious for being fucking retarded when marketing to Americans. They just don't get that there's a market in America for this stuff. This is why there aren't Pokestops (real ones, not PGO) in the US.

Finally someone claims this S-class Waifu. This is Suika, but this gif's for you. Did you watch the Abridged?

>Suika

Exactly. Same with games in fact. Another reason why I love Metroid. The most swearing that happened was one time where a Galactic Federation Officer said "DAMN" and that was even changed to "NO" in the european release.

And yes, definitely. That was played up and down too. It has a nice ring to it.

The thing about music in the radio is: it's not necessarily bad. But it gets bad when you hear it 10 times a day for several days.

original seras?

it was entertaining, i don't think it reached its potential.
it could of done a huge thing about questioning humanity and morals but it didn't, it took the call of duty route.

Mornin Cutie.

You're a strange one little Yordle.

Oh, i know they are. They could be soaking up NEETBUX like a damned sponge if they marketed for us baka gaijins more.

youtu.be/MwsaFvp0iOs

Do as you wish, banana boi.

Little bit, long time ago really. Didn't like it.
And it's not like its finally, I've been doing it almost a year.

I don't think so
I come here during midnight after so I'm not sure

You wear red glasses. You're strange

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rFUlB9MXCM

It's not even baka gaijins. It's just GOOD CONTENT. No shit. They just don't fucking get it. Talk to a press rep.

"When is this coming to America?"
「えええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ????ございません」

Oh, I guess I just never see you, Fraulein.

>Zuiga

Completely agreed. Would love so much to see some philosophy thrown into the mix.
Hugh Jackman acting was pretty subpar and forgettable too.

yeah boy, I remember you. Weren't you C2?
He better not be.

You know its me because i always do the claim with the same perfect picture

Well it has been a couple of months now.

Slut to get in the shower, what are you up to?

im the love box and im like silver 4 or something

About to, thanks phone

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