Welcome to Club Kek, the hottest club on Cred Forums

doubles guy here

fuckin word up a line to f line crunch a wholecar

I was born with these dubs

couldnt even crunch a cornflake m8

Don't mind me, sir. I'll just be passing through now-

LET ME IN DAMN IT, I OWN THIS PLACE

Ay yo where the bitches at m8?

ROLL

these, children, are the fabled "dubs"

Wait sorry, lemme just tie my shoelaces. Now I'll be passin through

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clubs closed to niggers

literally no one has gotten in yet. fukcing noobs

bl

This is a fucking failure for gets

Do you know who I am??

Fuck off, that club is shit anyway

Oh wait, forgot to tie my other shoelace, now I'm ready to go in-

Ive neverbeen inside beforr!

sheeeeeeeeiiiiitttt i'm on tha list fam

let me in you fucking cuck

Out of my way plebs

Railing lines of blow off this hookers ass

DJ Khaled is in the house

Check em

scuse me, make way for the real dubs

Dam this club exclusive af

leonardo dubcaprio here see you faggots inside

Dubs for this nigga

What's the point faggot, you've singles yourself, congratulations you just played yourself.

Make way for the queen's guard

Another one

Damn I'm the first one here?

JJJJdsaa

40 posts and no doubles lol

Fuck you

get

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lol this nigga mad as fuck

LEETS GOOO

Did you not hear me? I said DJ Khaled is in the house

roll

OP is merely the bouncer, he couldn't get in if he wanted to.

np

check emm

Whaddya mean I'm not on the list?

check em

Checkem

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Hey, this nigger stole my dubs!

Please Mr. Bouncer I'll do anything

Get outta my fuckin way niggynignog

Trips or bust

Can you help a Slav out my nigga?

Chek em fool

Clubs empty tonight isn't it?

Chekked
Ckekum

right this way gentlemen

Fuck being the manager.

only 4 Cred Forumsros have got in the clubs

I will never check them
reeeeeeeeeeeee

comion thru

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Can I bring my assault rifle in too?

wanna know how to get dubs every time?

Check em

See my trips now get me some vip nigg!

1.

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2.

>/c/unts can't double greentext

gimme the club yo

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Rollerblades

Ok mr bouncer. It's prolly a lame club anyway

Fuck you, I'm in

Slips door man 5 dollars

>cant

let me in

Christian fucking Bale coming through plebs

Niggas make some room ay

Step aside boys

Seems you're an imposter

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Sir. SIR! Sorry, I'm white. Get your ass out of here and come back when you have dubs

I forgot my ID at home, we cool tho.

You might want to check 'm sir

check em and lemme in

k

WP

That's gotta be a shop.

All that nazi shit and the only three letters visable spell...ska

My father will hear about this!

Checked. You may pass

Step aside niggers and let the owner own this place like a real boss. Check my mother fucking quints.

RIGHT THIS WAY^^

check these dubs so i can get in and meet my homies

Implying I'd even want to get into a club with a nigger guarding it. I don't want to get robbed and murdered while you stand around trying to get with fat girls or find someplace to take a nap.

Well, that was ambitious

Roll

Rolls-Royce

Sup Dean how you doin' tonight?

rollin'

Get the fuck out of here

Roll

I will u my anus if u let me in

Let me in nigger

r0ll

You know the rules.
Dubs or GTFO.

Outta my way. New manager coming through.

fuck off faggot. no dubs no come in. You know the rules.

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Pardon me. Care to help a fellow american down on his luck?

step aside, peasants.

LET ME IN FAGTRON

ViP coming through. Fuck yall

Let me in

make room for quads, bitches

new hiphop frog dance is coming

fuck off fagit im the new manager

clear the way for me

Here comes thr dubs

I'm in guys.

Here are my dubs, peasent! Praise Kek!

Check em, pheasants

Clubs r shit anyway. Who the fuck wants to go where the music is too loud and girls laugh at you because you look like a Melvin.

Check em

Ayy

Rolling for entry

Behold My Quads

check em

I want to get into club cake *snorts*

Dammit. Okay. Singles gotta leave. Later.

kek

Dubs coming through

Walking my way to the vip section

WE

Roll

i can get in pls?

checkd

Im going in

Only Niggers get singles and I ain't no nig

No you're not

Eyy man, ma friend is in there just let me get in bro

Step aside, peasants.

Guess you lied

get the fuck out of my way

Don't mind me, just walking by.

Le me in

Check em

Hello sir, might I join the party?

Sheeeet I'm gonna fuck all bitches in the ass

No kek hwre m8

Step aside faget! I'm the owner of this place *puts on confident game face*

The shitty part about this is my name is melvin

Rollerinno

Hahahaha kek, can't even get in

Anddddd... I can't get in...

Sorry bub, you have to go in.

Let me in

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Rollin stones

Off by one

Checked

Iftah el bab bitches

>when you get in with dubs
>when your name is melvin

step out of the way sir

scusi
rolling

double dubs ayy

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Let me in

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Rollin for dubs

I believe I'm on "The List"

no you're not

HOLY FUCK!

Ooga booga where da white wimmin at?

roll

I don't even want to enter

I believe my name is on the list

Move aside kid.

check my dubs bouncer

VIP, with all new bitches

Cunts

Rolland

Get out of my way idiot. I own the club!

kek

please let me in

check em my good sir

lemme in m8

I swear I'm in the list

move out my way bitches manager coming trough

FUCK!!!

Good evening, sir.

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FUCK ME MAN!! i waited over 10 mins for the shit

Chekk

>time
cunt

oh fuck yes im in!!!

I'm lookin to enter bossman...

what do u mean my names not on the list?!

Well, I wouldnt be complaining now.

Welcome to VIP sir

Hey look I got dubs homie

close to

hey homie u didn't

but i dont own the club

i have crippling depression

Show me the way

Git

Get the fuck out of my way nigger

you mean you fucknut

Why club empty

I wanna stay at home

Ohhh lemme try I had them on me that nigger mustve stolen them from me

Gonna need some bottles and a table please

ahoy

Okay you caught me I dont have dubs

dam coons. always stealing shit. go ahead user try again

sounds lame

roll

Can i get in ples

im in

Gimme one more. One more chance please I didndu nuffin

That should be easy, let me in im a nigger

dont mind me, just dubbing my through

dude im in vip and it is awesome

please let me in

chek

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you're in

welcome to the vip section

Trips coming through

Nigga

Ayyyyy

kek is here

FUCK YEA Thank You pic of Chloe Foster lel

am i in?

Ayy bitches wus good

Thanks, but those dubs were illegal hahaa.

Check my recurring singles

Rolling or trolling

rolling one for my boy hugh

damn i almost got 2 in a row

Walk into the club like what up? I got a tiny dick and a huge ego to mask it

Maximum kek

faggots

Wait a minute, I don't even WANT to get into this club.

hell yeah im in boys

dub get

Well, you're in it anyway, fucker

Lemme in

check em

what do you mean I'm not on the list?? do you know I am??

Step aside ye dirtbag.

Fuck you then

sir i have to ask you to leave

can chloe foster get me in again??

that's right

bing bing bong

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLUB

Oh, you found me name on the list, huh? Surprise surprise. Maybe get your eyes checked. Have fun standing out here while I go in and party bozo.

dank

Sup

8888

whats up bitches.

Going to kms

when u try to stretch your head and peek at the guest list to read a name off

im in

led the way faggot

999 get

Kys

Can I get in?
Kek, I invoke your name.

I've been denied entrance by some nigger.

Let's fuckin go inside, my trannies can't wait

ayy im in bois whooo

one off

SLAAAAAAMIN dubs

Sup

before the thread 404's im gonna get in

you mean 100

Let me in

VIP here, where the bitches at?

** Tries to get in **

K-konnichiwa boucer chan. C-can I get in the club and am I not g-good enough :3 *waits for bouncer chan to respond* *blushes while bouncer chan looks at me*

Okay, im out

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FILTHY NIGGER

I'm fucking rolling.

Owner coming in stacies get on on your knees

fuck yeah tripple

Roll

Nice club

My club now

Rolling

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This is now a gay bar

Let me in, I'm the master of keks

FUCK OFF NIGGER BODYGUARD, LET KING DUBZZ PASS

*tries to sneak in*

outta my way plebs

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Bitch please