Faces of /b

Faces of /b

2 rules
1. Rate looks out of 10
2. Assume something about user from looking at picture. Must play by the rules or fuck off.

Pic related is me

adam lanzza/10

no

Goto /soc/ faggot

Gotta be bait. 2.5/10

Do meeee

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3/10

You're bringing a machine gun to school Monday.

7/10
Severe depression. Thinks of killing himself more often than not

Kek

5/10
Did you get that shirt in a store for 12-year olds?

6.5/10
Who did you just murder in cold blood?

>All in all, okay-lookin', the both of ye.

2/10

You squeeze your tits together and masturbate to them in the mirror.

6/10

You're on medication.

R u psychic

7/10

Feels awkward smiling in photos

2.5/10 prolly b& tho
Lives in parents' basement and plays COD 4 all day

gtfo

triangle
btw go fuck yourself with your rules

6.5/10

You think your nose ring is really cool and your girlfriend cheats on you.

Fucking rate faggots!

No

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6 kys

6 hipster

4 underage band

Nah I just know that look as I have severe depression also

I'd fk u honestly

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:thumbsup:

Cute white boii ;)
R8 me???

So cute 9/10

5/10

You're underage and you post lots of edgy comments on Cred Forums.

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I think I'll pass. Sorry bro, but... I'm not what you think I am.

is building a bomb

R8 me plox

11/10 would bang

7/10

You're computer savvy and you're going to accidentally kill yourself during your first year of college masturbating with a belt around your neck.

People say I look vicious. Is that true?

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Be my watermelon pls

A lil bit

u look gay

Yes

Pls be gay 8/10

No but u ugly m8

10/10 would spread my ass cheeks for you! But only because you got 2 sets of dubs.

5/10

You listen to shitty indie music and you're uncircumcised.

Pic related

Kill it with fire

1/10

Your father died in a plane crash.

bottom row first on left
-r8

Fuck off autist. You don't deserve a rate.

On September 11 2001

I'm gay x)

>8/10 - You think you look cool doing that face. Drop it, you are rather handsome, be normal.
>5/10 - You remind me of pic related.
>6/10 - You just turned 18 and are super proud of your expensive computer.
>7/10 + 7/10 - Jon Snow and the unknown daughter of Cersei and Jaime.
>6/10 - "Mfw when my brother comes home from the suicide bombing"
>6/10 - Cut your hair, man. You have a nice face, BUT THAT HAIR RUINS IT.
>5/10 - 13 year old Matrix fan. You just watched it.
>5/10 - White supremacist who is a closeted homosexual.
>9/10 couple - Nothing to comment. You look real cute.
>6/10 - You don't like your face so you make that face so that you can blame your self-alleged ugliness on "making a face".
>7/10 You wish you'd played football when you were younger and is compensating but still find it enjoyable.

edgy/edgy

7/10

You're gay whether you've accepted it yet or not.

Yay me too X

Woohooo!! X) gay friends :P

rate me fags

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Vicious prostate punisher fo sho

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Rate me Cred Forums

Kekd hard nice work user agree with all of it

4/10

You're aware of how ugly you are so you compensate by lifting a lot.

yo

Kek

Yeah, you look really stupid.

That's what you said, right?

No pls dont

nice lip fupa
4.5/10

2/10

You're going to be a great Doctor, like your father.

1v1 me m8

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I used to have short hair but I looked like a lesbian, LONG HAIR 4 LYFE!

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6/10

You try to look deep and mysterious but you're actually just a pussy. You also voted for Bernie Sanders.

That's because you blonded your tips and spiked it like a fuckin dyke

Rate Cred Forums

Longhair much better X

It just naturally goes like that I'm not even kidding

Hah, thanks.
Wasn't gonna make it that long, but these fuckers kept spamming pictures so that they could fill their ego, and up their ego a bit.

>6.5/10 - Actually fits the beard. Grow it a bit longer, though. - You look like a blonde Anonymous Mask.
>?/10 - Young fucker with rich parents who don't love him - Seeks validation on Cred Forums.
>5/10 - What are your pronouns?
>5/10 - So high you morphed into a male-female hybrid.
Sure, yes, you look younger, indeed, but you still look better. And it's a femanon speaking.

>inb4 tits & timestamp!
No.

>6/10 - Get that haircut.

go

eyy you got the same red cheeks and blue eyes thing going on like me

come to columbine high school i fuk ur shit up m8

German techno God
7/10

8/10

Good eyes and good looking but for some reason I hate your face and want to bash you into the cement till it's all mush and your brains are leaking out. It's not even jealousy I just hate you for some reason.

Made me kek a lot

Yeah its pretty annoying in summer but in winter it doesnt really bother me

Not gunna post my face here. Pls r8 body

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You coward faggot

>8/10 couple - I do get an aerie feeling something has gone terribly wrong, though.
>6/10 body - Personally I am not all that attracted to this body type - Sure, you are certainly fit, but subjectively, no thanks. Post your face instead.

Yeah the hotter it is the more flushed it gets. I live in south florida so my face is pretty much always bright red. Im pretty sure its a mild form of rosacea.

I'm not going to rate without a face, but I'm going to assume you're ugly as all fuck.

Cheer cunt

2/10
you are faggot

Bump

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You look so familiar, have you ever been in any movies or shows? I feel like I know you.

Also you're popular and into sports but you secretly love nerdy stuff.
8/10
You like folk metal 7/10
Vicious/10

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This is an anonymous image board. Why would I post my face?

Very vicious

Insecure about his ugly face, 6/10

>5/10 - Transsexual indian-native american mix, who doesn't care about your cisgender feelings. I am sure you'd look better in another picture, though. This was a bad one.
>6/10 - Are you four feet tall? Nice face, though.

Kek

8/10
7/10

Iranian transsexual 3/10

Funny I feel the same way. I think the hates comes from the guy is the kind of guy who always get's what he wants without effort. Would definitely bash him too

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I am also Boruto!

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Rate

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Rate fags

It's not you, faggot

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bretty cute
8/10

6 feet lol

:^)

Smug jerk who will end his days in jail after savage beating of GF

10/psychopath

1/10 legit looks like you're a cancer

>even changed the filename
that's eliza

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In most cases, this is true. The confidence thing, I mean.

I like 2 suck nigger dick

>8/10 - I feel I get jealous, and if you are a girl (always presume dick on Cred Forums) you are an 8/10-
If dick, you've succeeded.
>6/10 - SHAVE - Also, pay attention to the road.
>2/10 - All of your motor skills are controlled by the ants living in your head.
>?/10 - Are you outside my window with a razor and a pint of jam?
>9/10 - You win - Had your body been more to my personal preference, I'd have given you a perfect score. Really handsome.
>7/10 - Again, always assume dick on Cred Forums, but either way, you look okay, ecept for that smile - Makes you look like Pennywise.

sick forehead

Always happy when somone knows her.
thats ciara.

Well i am already offered a scholarship at university for a medical chemistry degree and i don't even study

Gorgeous/10, ur freckles, moar

7/10

The type of bitch who goes after money. Ends up with old rich man I you are not hospitalized in a mental institution 'cause you are batshit crazy

9/10

You're good looking and fit. Can't really find anything bad to say user. You probably have some sort of personality complex or something because nobody is perfect.

Needs a good exfoliator, 2/10

gracias m8

>5/10 - Where is your chin, man?
7/10 Pre-Bus - Vegetable/Vegetable Post-Bus.

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Rate me b

I bet you don't know her "real" name

I stay at home a lot and don't have many friends. Socially awkward and have only been laid 2x. Fugggg

I'm in your system lurking... Elizabeth

Rate me ?

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Le rate me b

Quick snap I took this morning.

Get some help psycho. You might not care if you hurt anybody, but would you really to get fucked in the butt in prison?

Rate me Cred Forums

7/10

You have a lot of brothers and sisters and you were raised by a single mother.

This is kinda turning in to /soc/ ??

Total slob. Never put's effort into anything besides short term pleasure. Also slightly schizophrenic

Rate me fags

Well this thread went downhill fast

Hijacking Thread. ¨
My template coming.
You can still post faces if you want.

Go.

3/10

You're very nice and gentle and girls think of you as their best guy friend.

you look like a scary finn

the old Cred Forums is gone m8. Before if you posted your face here you'd get doxed in a heartbeat. Now its nothing like that. Come to Cred Forums if you're looking for some real shitposting

Hah. I had this one already!

Low tech criminal, most likely crack addict

Wtf have you been observeing me or something

>blatantly hating somebody for being attractive

Alright handsome, you're coming across like a faggot now, enough pictures.

Smug jerk as a stated earlier. You will loose your temper at one point, or fly a plane into a mountain

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>I bet you don't know her "real" name
>thats ciara.
Dont you read?

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you're right. Sorry.

6/10

You're the guy posting the heroin threads.

well I live in Florida so there arent many mountains around. Guess we'll see.

No hate, but I know how to spot psychopaths, and he is one. He also admitted it? So the real question is... Are you retarded?

theres a difference between someone who is a psychopath and someone who is socially awkward. Just because some one is introverted doesn't mean they are going to go out and murder people.

It's not

I have that shirt.

Left

Bla bla attention seeking psycho, look at my body, look I'm a pilot, look I live in Florida. Look at me, I wanted to hide first but nooooo, look at me now, look look.

I'm gonna add narcissistic features on your profile.

And how retarded do you think we are? "I'm a pilot but I never see mountains on my rout" as if you aren't able to cover great distances fast in a plane

Pro tip: seek help

t-thanks

Wow the butthurt is spectacular in this one.

Fuck off neckbeard.

rollerino

Again, he admitted he has psychopathic tendencies, before he mentioned his social handicap. In reality he is trying to make us feel pity or him, that such handsome man is unable to connect with other human beings.

He is a psychopath and trying to manipulate and you feel for it

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I don't care to be honest. I just think it's funny how you all feel sympathy for this psycho.

You look like a DbZ character.

Im in palm coast where u at?

Lol I'm pretty calm

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Okay. You seem quite enraged over something that is non-consequential so I'm going to stop humoring you by replying. I advise you to look at your own life and stop letting the actions of others on an anonymous image board get to you.

ok for some fucking reason the image rotated kill me

Gainesville (just graduated from UF) but moving to Ft. Lauderdale for flight school in November.

Wash your face more bro. You fall under "fuckboy"?
Would pound that pussy raw, smoke?
You take yourself too seriously, also kinda cringy.

>stop replying
>replies

I'm not enraged. But I have encountered enough psychopaths to spot them

No offense, but you look gay. I think it's the eyes and the mouth.

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You need to work on your bench and eat some more.

You sure as fuck dont seem calm at all, you pathetic little piece of piss. Getting worked up over some handsome mans photos, get a fucking life.

Nice quads

Wet hair pic

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my nigs

4/10

You had an cringy rap video that went viral in 2015.

sideways/10

Will play by rules in next post.

Dem some bad beard genetics

You funny? Dope haircut
Seem chill, you know Cardo?
Gay
Gay
Find happiness you sad man
He's right, just look gay dude
Rate.
Only 18 dude, weight 145lbs, bench 190, dead 210, squat 270. 5.2 min/ 1 mile.

I don't actually want to see your tits, though.

At least change the file name....

Surfer twink.

Very doable!

Honestly, change your haircut. You'd look a lot less like a pineapple.

7/10

You fuck a redneck with a big truck and tell everyone you're a country girl.

That's a fucking fivehead

5/10

You moonlight as a trap and have an EXTREMELY feminine penis.

Actually this Also nice eyes

If you're not actually underage, you look it.

6/10
I'd try to talk to you.

Ehhh

Good thing its not a tits thread.

Why? Its easier to send the webcam pic through FB chat to myself and DL on my phone.

>be you
>post in r8 bread
>expect not to be fooled
>rages over other anons comments
>be trolled

Haha i was blessed in other ways just no big beard, unless i let it grow for a year haha

Haha, everytime, yea the widows peak and heart shaped face does that. I get hella pussy so it works lol

>tfw expected everyone on this board to look like Sperglord Virgins
>tfw half of Cred Forums looks above average/good

Your brother?

6/10

You're cocky and arrogant, you live in a safe white neighborhood, and you will eventually get destroyed in your first real fist fight.

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homo

Yes I am part pineapple. I come from a long line of great pineapple men

9/10
Kinky domino, I would let you peg me any day. First I would eat you out, make you squirt and fist you.

Here's my email address pleasebuttfuckme @ sigaint.org

Would pound that pussy

>albania best country
>UC is love UC is life

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School shooter/10

i know that i'm beta

Super cocky. And no I'm in the army, just finished boot camp and going to R.I.P next month so I think I can handle myself. Also took boxing in highschool.

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8/10 would bang again.

"Previously on INK MASTERS"

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Anything's a dildo if you're brace enough…

would bang/10

me and my sis r8

Brave* fuck

oh shit didn't rotate mb

wasnt gonna bother replying but...
my God, now i kind of feel sorry for the guy...
im sorry for being mean to you, user. ask Jesus for help in setting yourself some positive goals.
thinking of u X

What you little fat underaged kiddo?

Uwu

Receding hairline, big head, feminine features, faggy haircut, small body/10

Honestly, if you trimmed your eyebrows you would almost look like a bitch I used to fuck.

even if it is fake, we can all learn something from the sentiment.
God Speed, user.
Find
Yourself

Fuck it thread's almost dead anyhow

Bad pic but you're nor missing much else. Little drunk so I apologize

Apologies accepted.
Shall we fuck now so we can make up
*tips fedora and sends a blow kiss*

3/10

you have some sort of condition like autism that everyone pretends is only psychological but really affects how you look too

Shiiieet sorry guys

7/10 super intelligent, will become the next Bill Gates

oh shit nigger i know you..

I'm a psychopath to, or a least my x thinks so.

Is that a good thing

annoying mouth, probably a personality to match, 3/10

Because it's a fucking face rate thread??

*sighz* OK user but only bcoz you're such a romantic! *kissez*

I knew you were a grill, so sweet analytic and empathic. Would bang *kisses*

shit quality, had to use my tablet's camera because i dropped my phone on the rail tracks- now i have a broken phone and the train company is suing me and my gf for over 5000€ for stalling the trains

We've banged?

What about me ?
>Long hair !

10/10

Because you look a little like me.

oh sophia..

5/10

You constantly try to get your friends to listen to shitty, obscure metal bands you like

bleh

punchable face

you look russian.
bangable for sure

>b-b-but im a guy, user
>now suck my wang

7.5/10

Dominating personality, but is submissive in bed

boobs and timestap please then ur a 9/11

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i'm a guy

I don't care if you are a boy girl, I'm in for anything

Faggot

doesnt matter

Would still bang, still 7.5

*bung

Vape fag/10, I despise you

Fix your fucking face. Seriously. People like you piss me off.

Magic, the gathering/10 kill yourself

4/10

You bum cigarettes and drugs off everyone and your main transportation is a skateboard.

Then shutup and kiss me

*kissez*

duh

wanna go to pound town? i'm a power bottom

What's your first name?

sure

Both 11/10. Fuck me plox

wrong. marlboro red would be my choice but i guess im just pussy whipped for buying luckies so me and my gf both can smoke

Unemployed pothead/10. If you have a job, it's at a restaurant and it's not as a chef...

just realized posting a pic of me in a skirt was a stupid idea
fuck i am gay as fuck

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does it matter?

wats urs

Close enough.
Meh... I would if i were playing this, but I don't.

internalized bigotry yeah it matters, sometimes I get a long with my life and most the time I hate myself for who I am.

Haha nice try

What's with the blank, spooky, slightly smiling faces male 4channers always seem to have. It's NOT sexy/good-looking. It looks like you're a fucking serial killer. Image related.

Hello pls no bully :^)

Fuck I recognize those eyebrows! Off the Facebook comment!

>suddenly, We Found Love In a Hopeless Places comes on by Rihanna

user, lets leave this town. Right now. Well go to the city.

*mirrorballz*

Josh?

Man, layoff the botox

you should be happy about the way you are, some people judge you, some people admire you. Just make sure you're living your life like you want to live it

"Côte d'Azur" French ?
Forced smile/10

On you parents' cell phone plan/10, run the vacuum you pig and then blow me.

7/10
Your personality bumps you up to a 9 though

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Huh

Not enough deodorant and too much cologne/10

Finally, someone who smiles. 8/10

rip chair

Seriously stop taking the bait. People like you piss me off.

Diabetes/10

Nope

Good guess

>long

Tits.

3/10

Your poor mother spends hours scrubbing skid marks out of your undies due to your poor wiping habits.

Well I'm confused as shit. An user said that they've had sex with me before. So I asked what there name was? Never mind I'm off to bed im just tired as shit and my brain isn't working.

Kekd

Well duh, that's not me.

You bowling pin funny shape lookin motherfucker.

8/10

You're a cool guy, but sometimes you try too hard to get people to like you. You also have a reputation for getting drunk and making an ass out of yourself

u have a picture up?

sideways...

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r8 me faggots

Rate me bitches

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Would fuck you in doggy if I was in prison for life

atleast a 5/10 right?

Ty xD

R8

6/10

>you have a secret tile obsession

I didn't post one, no, but here's an old one from a similar angle. Usually my beard is trimmed like yours.

Shartinmart/10