Drawthread: still smiling edition

>>>/I/mplyingthatimafag

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No, you pissed in an ocean of piss in order to make the piss go away

You mean ever since Tumblr shitheads invaded? I'm relatively new btw and have posted in different threads, I'm on like week 3, I honestly prefer this over Twitter, Facebook and other social media...Reddit is k ig though

I can piss again

No, I'm pretty sure half of 'em came in with existing tumblrs and the other half made tumblrs to show off the art made here

It's not the tumblr-ing you should be worried about. It's the endless circlejerking

Yes, and more piss will make the piss less like piss if you piss some more.

Anyone want something drawn?

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Circle jerking is bad if you aren't doing it over something hot like a dead buffalo....or a pornstar...or an actual trans person...or my cou-...you get the point

Yeah, i only made a tumblr to have a place to dump all my shitscribs. And i must say that i only circlejerk because i enjoy it, and im much too inexperienced to take requests. The argument then is "well gitgud" , but getting good isn't a fun process for me. And i only come here to enjoy myself. I don't care about unwritten rules about these threads, im just here for me.

Hmmm....draw Ebola-chan dressed like a soldier? I'm not a weeaboo, waifu is the furthest I'll ever go and that would be her

one request?

You're prolly thinking about discussions or debates

In Cred Forums draw threads, it's horny dudes who draw women avatars and get off to anonymous betas getting off to their art. Then other horny dudes draw their male avatars fucking female avatars. It's basically a big gay orgy

lol, fucking weeaboo.

If you're OP, CJ'ing is whatever because I'm not a creative in drawing myself but if you want me to give actual advice vs shit posting, just do what a blacksmith do, practice at and hone it...that's all it takes

>tfw there's only 2 drawfag posting in this thread asking for requests
>it's still filled with circlejerkers

When will the tumblr menace die?

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Ice climbers! Please

I'm a shitscribbler myself. But I'm shit, so I only ever take simple requests

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Nah, I know zero Japanese and don't own any anime shit at all, Ebola-chan I claimed because she originated here...and I love this place even with all its flaws...like respect for real

alright lori, thanks.
stupid weeaboo.

thanks Lori

thanks lori

And yet, here you are, again, being in the thread
is there something you're trying to tell us user?

Thanks Lori

hey Lori, thanks for the pic

THANKS LORI

Do you want pictures of my room for proof? I honestly don't give two shits about Japan beyond liking anime and cartoons in general...and I mean good anime...mostly action and adventure style

thanks lori

I'm just waiting for (You)s and hoping I get another MF Yots doodle

thank you lori

Lori I want to thank you

No, I'm not OP. And i know what it takes to improve. In the 3-4 years I've been in this community I've vastly improved. I'm just saying that this is a drawthread on (arguably) the most cancer board on Cred Forums, and if i want to do my own thing in these threads and you don't like it? Well tough titty friendo. I'm just here to chill, you can just go to an actually legit boards drawthread.

sure, weeaboo.
send those pictures.

thanks lori

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thanks Lori!

Biggest rule is just don't be a dick. If you follow that you'll be fine.

thanks Lori

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taking super drunk reqs

unfortunately that rule is never really observed here as you can see in thread after thread after thread

thanks lori

ty lori

Again? Shit, have you done it before?

I thought the biggest rule was that there were no rules

thanks lori

THAT*S WHY THAT ARE SHIIIIT

Thanks Lori!

>I thought the biggest rule was that there were no rules
no, that's fight club.

Drunk loli

Thanks Lori, now my mother won't die in her sleep tonight

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thanks lori

hey, who are you? haven't seen you much myself

Where's muh princess eggs?

Thanks Lori

>insane clown posse poster
ok juggalo, lmao.
WOOP WOOP MY BOY!!!!1 GET SOME JUGGO TITTY?!?!?!?!?!

No, theirs is "If it's your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight"

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thanks Lori

Show your dragon dildos weaboo

I'm an amalgamation of shit, and prefer Twiztid really

loli rape

thank you lori :)

>guys, I'm not a weeaboo
>guys, never mind the pony figures. I'm not a weeaboo

They're both degenerate tier. You might as well identify as both

>also my little pony
jeeze youre even worse than a weeaboo, holy shit.

How's you know it was ICP, though?

thanks lori

Don't own any, sorry

Really well drawn!

Why is this relevant to drawthreads?

Is anything even relevant here anymore?

Right where you left your patience...

Seems like you forgot some of the rules there, kiddo.

Because, I needed to prove my cancer level, it's beyond cancer obviously

Eggs, no dicc.
Just a sopping wet, juicy looking pussy please. Fat mons optional, but greatly appreciated.

ty ty
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other request?

Hello, taking requests

Swole. Let's see some swole.

Oh, yeah. My bad

Someone yells stop, the fight is over
Only two guys to a fight
One fight at a time
No shirts, no shoes
Fights will go on as long as they have to

Seems like the disobidient girl needs some spanking.

thanks a */BUNCH/* lori

thanks Lori

Oh, and what's your draw name?

I want you to punch Tomo in the face

thanks lori!

Lewd anime girl

You guys do remember Ebola-chan right?

thanks lori, have any images I should save?

thanks lori

loli rape

Did you want porn? Or something? I get all my porn off this site anymore

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Why?

thanks lori

Lori rape

I was a dinosaure and you were INDEED a sort of plant. You know, in the dream

thanks Lori, have a (you)

Thanks Lori

The fuck is this. Looks like a dead bird or a smashed rat.

Thanks Lori.

I didn't say take your shirt off, but whatever. You're new it's fine. Thanks.

thank you lori

When you act like a bitch you get the dick.. no pussy till you are behaving user..

(And yeas I'm overcompensating as Pooj might still be around... )

No, the first rule of fight club is you DO NOT TALK about fight club!

gotta catch me first, you slug.

Idk or just a high five

thanks lori

Who is this?
/r/ you doing the left pose in a similar outfit

Wait a minute and I'll provide a closeup

hey Lori thanks for the post, I'll save it for later

Have you never gone to highschool you retard, theres retarded juggalos everywhere.

thanks Lori

Thanks for putting me in the screencap lori

ty lori

Is that the only rule you know? Have you even seen the film past that one small quote?

saved, thanks for another good post lori

That's adorable. Good morning miro

nice post, thanks weeb lori

> gotta catch me first, you slug.
Alright, you said it, prepare yourself.

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hey Lori check this post out, I think you might like it

show butt

great post! thanks lori

Yo. good morning, peeps.

ありがとう Lori

thanks lori

But when did I act like a bitch? It was princess user, wasn't it? Ruining it for everyone. I just have to say things that may or may not put you back in the mood...

I want your pussy lips on my lips as you sit and bounce on my face.

Looks disgusting whatever it is, but pretty cool.

I believe thanks are in order

Is that Japanese for gay sex? I mean... I am bisexual...

thanks lori

thanks lori

Thanks lori

thanks Lori

Yea it's one of the bad guys from Spawn....can't remember his damn name though

thanks!

thanks lori

(You) Lori

Requesting Kana in cute/sexy lingerie and maybe have him in a sexy pose

thanks!

thank you lori

Ohh 'twas a meme, well meme'd good sir, I'm a guy though but I don't mind the posts, being a Laveyan Satanist means I tend to be...a bit narcissistic at times but not terribly, and my real name starts with a Z...all I'm revealing though...so I actually enjoy the attention because I'm a fucking loser WOO

You summoned me again

also
>eggs will never give you the thic dic etc.

why live

I live in New York. We don't have juggalos here

/r/equesting a cute femboy naga

thanks Lori

thanks lori

Huehue thank you, good morning !
hello !

thanks lori

thanks lori

thanks

thanks lori

Thanks Lori

I don't know what little special snowflake you think you are, but I saw that movie more than a decade ago.

Oh shit, he mad!

>I want your pussy lips on my lips as you sit and bounce on my face.
nooo... I .. I just want to be treated like a human being and not some sex object..

All you have to do is ACT LIKE A BITCH! Which you are pretty good at, I have faith in you:)

thanks lori

WHERE IS MY SOLDIER EBOLA-CHAN DAMMIT....and the uniform should be Spetznaz officer or Nazi SS officer, both brown....MAKE IT HAPPEN...and like this but with an SS cap or Russian soldier cap

they have you, so thats a lie.

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show butt

you are a sex object

thanks Lori

thanks Lori

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gib cuddles

Negate my other post...that works just fine

I'm not a juggalo, though. That's why I was asking you how you knew the poster was an ICP one. I don't recognize their shit other than what I've learned from the Nardwuar interview

That, and Miracles

So you should have known that 'rule' was meant to be broken. Not a rule at all

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Thanks lori

You know what's difficult for me? Fapping on a bathroom floor

Thanks Lori

>hue
Do you hail from hueland as well?
How goes your morning?

Nooo.. it's not true...

Yes, you must write the rules of your own book!

mabeh

... I didn't catch that.... guess it makes sense, as the club grew

thee-hee~

Which posts? I usually don't follow the conversations. Give it to me brief if you please.

thank you lori

The one where I shouted specifics autistically for the drawing

>nooo... I .. I just want to be treated like a human being and not some sex object..
That is a blatant lie and you know it. Nothing gets you off more than the thought of someone using you as their personal fuckhole.

...I don't want to do this, but you left me no choice... I tried giving you the snuggs... ;-;

its not even that good anyways! eat shit! motherfuckin' baka lookin' ass!

Spread ass... I drew this

Gotcha!
Now what should I do with her?

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depends.

but it's bretty good, right~?

Spank her

Any requests?
something simple that'll help me progress as an artist preferably

What's OP's draw name?

That's pretty lewd, nice boobers.
Can I request lewds of chi? She actually wants lewds of her oc, but she's obviously limited to that shitty game program, so she collects from other artists.

mediocre at best until proven otherwise BINCH

Nice thanks

>depends
85/15? :T

A male Monk off Diablo 3 whacking the head off a demon, that is mine

a bad thread

I'm user.

What sauce on eggs?

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a bad artist

draw banana

Just fuck eggs already, I need something to jerk off to.

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Taking Request

Wooah, that is looking awesome!

I see what you are getting at~ ;)

I guess.

Cream!

Who, me?
It's Nephilim. Sorry I dazed off a bit.

I don't know. i'm TBA though.

Jesus Christ. That is not a simple request.
Could i do another one for you?

np
Who is chi ?

Introduce horse and his shlong to Eggs.

Hmmm...just the Monk balancing on a pole with his foot meditation style? You can use just lvl 1 or so tier armor

Make eat a bowl of raw eggs and make her say "I can't bluetext"

I guess.

Your hair is so poofy and cute...

I got a request for you, Jotaro Kujo in your style, shirtless

Got ya.

Alright. I don't play Diablo, but iv'e got Google

This cutie

Yesss...

Thanks and well done banana

I'd love to have a dinner with eggs, just to talk and have fun.

ME FUCKING GUSTA

69 while she gives a boobjob/blowjob combo

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If you're new welcome to the draw thread I guess

Mind if I actually post a drawing of mine?

Cremo~

Semen:)

I thought I got away from spanking?

S-staph it...
(or don't, the porn is hot!)

KEK
It's shadow, you mong

I love the gleam..

please do

Hey, if I can't get it from you, next best thing is getting it from someone doing your artstyle justice.

Let me give you some of my "special brand" head and shoulders~ ;D

Thanks Lori

Can someone draw this picture of moot

He's smiling!

Not too far back

Oldie 1

Oldie 2

You must be over 18 years old to post on Cred Forums, kid.

Please stop while you're ahead. It will only be worse for everyone if you continue.

Lmao this is why I don't draw, my skills have never improved

yeah, I'm not really complaining, I enjoy the draws as well. This is one shitty shampoo though.

Your skill won't improve if you don't study/practice or draw more.

I already know it's shit tier, but at least it's not porn

Nah, it's hopeless

Fucking preach

>it's hopeless
it is, with that attitude

Then what do you suggest?

Well, maybe you should start using real shampoo and use my cum for what it should be used for: coating the inside of your holes or being applied liberally to those perfect, perky tits.

You thought wrong. That's what happens to bad girls who disobey.

i don't know. you want to improve? yes? i'm already told you how in this post

slow anal prod please? make her cry abit.

Well I probably will try that then, eventually reaching the ability to draw the best I can

You got a sick mind user...I like it

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Thanks man

Yo. i'm gonna color it later.
Sorry i took so long, i had to take care of some shit Any suggestions?

Maan, you're just never satisfied...

That's embarrassing, user...

Happy Yandere Day!
Requesting Gasai Yuno! Anything cute please!

Thanks in advance!

yare yare

awe man. theres like no good drawfags left, huh?

>No dolphin or starfish tattoo

2/10 would not road roller

Hmmm, I'd say just standard yellow and brown for the robes and wraps, beard a sagely gray or just black, he's Caucasian but I believe any Asian race works if you want to take a different direction, the dot on his head red, but all in all I'd say it's pretty good, thanks for drawing it

I think it's pretty good, and don't mind that dude, I said YOUR style which he must remember...I'd give it a 7 or 8, pretty solid

I have a lot of stamina, and you have a sexy body. It just makes sense.

stopping by for a couple requests!

dont have much time so keep em simple please~

I know you like it.

turn 360 and walk away

have sex under the covers. idk with who, just someone.

KEK

Thank you user. Saved.

You are godly.

oh yeaaaa~ do some hair pulling? while pounding the fuck out of her.

Lone woodsman webski looking all grizzled and badass with a beard and axe

Standing full Nelson pussy creampie

Wow, check out the balls on this guy.

Well that's good. You do as you please, I will probably step down for a bot tho.

Thanks for the art man, you guys have fun, I'll be heading out.

In English?

cya eggs. have a great day-

what is this, a strong man show?

Later, eggs. Thanks for the fun! ;)

efukt.com/21122_The_Anal_Full_Nelson.html

rip michael jackson
the only man who could truly turn 360 and walk away

aw i love this sex under the covers is the best

yes

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who is it tho? tell us :3

is there place for another one under there? ',:^3 please?

I think it's enough for today, let her rest.
bye~

Aw, that's adorable

Thread is dead without egg.

lel. awww cute.

*grabs your dick* maybe not~

That's just rancid

im so cool how did this happen

oh its no one silly~
i wouldnt want her to get embarrassed~

boys will be boys
maybe later tonight i could make some private time just for you~

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITH!!

Thanks bro

howdy thread

>her

i know....

Hey matz
Just as succ left, thicc shows up.

cut your hair, you dirty hippie

hello hello

Good morning chubbo

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user.....i don't have a dick.........

>chubbo
uh hu huuu~
hows it goin?

Let me lick your crotch

thicc hippie reporting to dutie

never, you clean comb-over motherfucker

aw yeh, my thicc waifu is back

hehehe do silly names get to you?
I'm doing good, just got home from work, about ready to sleep.

>her
i spend a lot of time fooling with dudes user!
im not straight but i like girls sometimes!

thats all i have for now, thanks for playing~

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freaking raspberry.