Hello guys rusfag here

So you actually live in the Ukraine, not in Russia. Because the whole world except Russia still accepts is as part of the Ukraine.

Do you enjoy your life there?

What's it like seeing armed soldiers everyday?

Lol ofc m8

You ever punched a bear in the face?

How can I be a russian?

>But my teacher tells me that i'm good
but you are not, snow nigger

tits or gtfo.

Chekt

Also, what's your favorite food?

>russian
>crimea
hohol/=russian

No because i live in the warn south in the capital of crimea Simferopol

no, he is hohol

Who do you think shot down flight MH17?

>punching bear in face
you need balls of steel for that.

Yeah i know i'm not a realy russian i'm Ukranian but right now i live in (russiand land)

No you don't, you still live in the Ukraine. Because Crimea belongs to the Ukraine, no matter what Putin wants you to believe.

Idk dont give a fuck

why do most Russians and the Russian government believe they have the right to conquer other peoples land and commit genocide against other ethnicity. For example the Baltics, Poland, Ukraine and Kazakhstan.

why do you talk english so good then fake fag
>coub.com/tags/randytaylor69

So, no winter?

90%people in here dont think so but i dont care i still think that crimea belongs to ukraine

apparently you also don't know what country you live in

>i still think that crimea belongs to ukraine
than why do you pretend to be russian you dumb faggot

Imho because they think that only they won the Second World War and thus appears the so-called Russian spirit that knocks brains at all.

See nothing changes in here.
Gust this fucking tag"Russians" and new money rubles

Its 4 you guys its just bait lol
Stupid faggot
Okay just call me slav

>Okay just call me slav
How about I just call you a faggot instead.

Faggot.

Call me anything you want

Крым - это Украина, петушок.

Okay, serious question. What's it like to be a faggot?

you should know

smurf

it feels greato daze

show butthole

Ебати педала, заклевам се.

You play csgo bro ?

So, whats it like to be a cheap slut, riding putin's cock?

Я знаю придурок переведешь этот текст в гугле

nah, I think crimea is russian now and no one really gives a fuck

You're denying a simple fact. This is not a matter of opinion.

In past now i playing dota 4500 trash mmr

What is your people's general opinion of USA?

What does cyka mean

You mean what does russian think about usa??

Сука - bithc it's a female dog сучка

butthurt cia shill detected

is this you?

shoe on head

I had a girlfriend who was from russia. One of the coolest girls I dated.

Also its mean like a reaction to fail like oh shit.
Blyad means fail 2 but also it means whore
Lol try to understand my eng

You did good

I thinks she cool because its kind of exotic to date with some other country girls
For me i would like to date with some girl from england.

Not its not me its Rosemary you may know her cause she is vloger and she appears in Cred Forums in technology board

Kiev-kun here, shitting on cottonheaded faggots of Crimea since 2014, ama.

She was definitely exotic. She was like one of the guys though. She drank good beer. She liked good video games. She was beautiful and had a good sense of humor. She wasn't like every other girl. Now I heard people from England are FREAKS in the bed.

Zdorov zemyelya kak dela v kieve

Potihonechku

Its does not matter how britain girl is freak in bed important that i have a dick

Eh kashtani bi ponyuhat
Skolko proezd v marshrutke?

Как россия, мой друг?

Po 4 v srednem

Ebat ya pomnyu u nas 2 75 stoilo

I really hope Trump wins and Russia and US have a new great relationship. It won't happen with Hillary

A mnye tut skuchno stalo и я решил завести тредик так сказать попиздеть с иностранцами

11/10

I suppose you still think Hawaii belongs to the Polynesians. No, Crimea belongs to Russia because they took it.

If you came so far lets just remember grece

greeks invented gayness

have you ever seen a british chick? fat and ugly as shit

My dick hardened, please proceed

Wut

No i mean crimea belongs to grece

it belongs to mother russia

Yeah fat and ugly this is example

The fuck don't you understand? Russia took it and so far no one has the balls to take it from them. This is how the world works.

Why does Russia still hate the us

thats a dude

Do Russians squat?

Why are Russians such bad drivers? Do they view driving as something to win, and if you step on the brakes and let the other car pass through, you lose?

Why are Russian women generally so beautiful?
Do their personalities match their looks?

Hello its fucking obviously no one wont try to took it.
For russian it's a port for submarines in sevastopol.
So it means that tooking this strategy important base may cause nuclear war.

Can you Slav squat and post a pic

Exactly, so then there is no debate that it is Russian.

Russia stole it. No big deal, though. Everything will be as it used to in a couple of years.

didn't steal it, took it

Holy fuck! Everything has. Here in the US, the land was taken from the natives who lived here before the white man. They aren't taking it back.

Yes nost of them are beautifull but they are so whorrible))) lol new word whorrible

kak vy?

Teach me a good Russian pick up line,
also what music are you into at the moment?

No for some reasons i cant do squat
I cant correctly put my foots i'm just falling on the flor when i trying to do aquat.

So literally the only difference between Russian women and US women (the beautiful ones) is the language they speak?

drink less,
or more

Not tryna be a dick or nothing, but that sounds hilarious

Its because my eng or because its my fail to put my foots rightly to do squat?

Russia stole Crimea, when nobody even believed it was possible from such "brothers" as they told they where, when Ukrainian government was down and nobody knew what the fuck to do next.

Note that when they tried to do this to another area of Ukraine, Russia sucked a huge dick on that, because it was not unexpected anymore.

Almost there are some more difference that i cant call for some reason, but you almost right.

I'm just picturing you not being able to squat because you're too drunk.
Just stereotyping Russians is all

Alright, I'm done arguing about this. What does the future hold for Crimea?

did you know that russias make the best cp videos because the russian girls are the prettiest?

Lol good joke m8 comrade realy lmao.
I like to speak with some other countryes people and i like to watch how they react about me and my bad english and jokes about slav

You mean masha babko aka sib mouse there in russia little girls getting some early tits and buds i dont know why.
Fuck my english

why are there so many beggars at Majdan Square in Kiew, selling wirstbands to aid hospitals?
Another question: Why is noone speaking English in Ukrainia, except for those beggars?
Yet another: Do they really raise money for said hospitals or is it a scam?

Try this one: >Alright, I'm done arguing about this.

Totally agree on that. Let's move on to the part when we show magic tricks.

My turn!

I can penetrate your mind and see, that when you look at the attached picture, you start having the erection.

Sorry m8 i dont know what is going on in kiev because i dont watch tv news in russia there are so many lies about this situation.
Also you wrong about english speakers
People in ukraine, english- international lang. Somebody just dont needs this lang , somebody needs.

>tfw Rose will never make another jewtube video

Gtfo

*was

Some more questions??

Polska > Rosja

Was what?

How bout u post your Russian dick?

Украина - это Россия, так то

No way lol

> (You)
>No way lol
Russian dick is tiny dick? Or are u like 11?

Пожалуйста, трахни меня в попу!

i dont know about others but my dick is not tiny

Cmon i know you translated this with google translater

how would a russian write it? (in case I ever go to russia)

I mean he write this too correct russians will never write like that bcs its looks dumb and ridiculous
Right example down below
Трахни меня в жопу

who the heck is in the picture, seen her/his face everywhere recently

doesn't know who Rose is

>I bet you don't even know how to greentext properly

>user has not been on Cred Forums the last 3 years