Going to casino for first time tonight. Any thing I should know? Things to avoid?

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Take your money and go see a movie.

>If you don't have millions of dollars you will be out of money in less than an hour.

Post her nudes

Play craps. Bet on three numbers

Play roulette bet on two rows and about 5 random numbers per spin

Good luck OP. I won over 500 one day betting 4.50. Betti the Yetti is the shit!

Set aside the money you're willing to lose and be very strict with yourself about that. That's all I am saying.

there are no niggers at hockey games

Side note I put 5$ into the Willy Wonka slots at the Hard Rock and won 100$ lmao

>Things to avoid?
Going to a casino.

This See it as an investment for an entertaining evening as if you would buy a ticket for a concert or something.

Then don't drink too much of course.

Go drunk. I went drunk on my birthday, someone paid me in with 5$ and I walked away with 40$ in my pocket.

Play roulette, bet 2 to 1, make some profit, cash out before you fuck up.

Yeah, have a spending limit, try to get all the free drinks you can.

>bet on red

Play blackjack, bring a girl to your room and act like your a rich man

Like most anons are saying..

>Take a set amount of cash that you're willing to lose, no more.
>Walk away if you manage to double your money, that's about as good of a day as you can hope for.
>don't get cocky or greedy, know your limit
>don't even take your bank card, you'll just be tempted to get more cash

Oh, and don't fuck with slots. Play cards or roulette.

You can bet one dollar on black. If you win,you put the dollar won aside and bet again on black. If you loose, you bet two dollar on black next round. If you win, you got your one dollar from the previous round back and another one to set aside. If you loose, set four dollars for the next round and so on...

>Things to avoid?
Gambling.

It's wiser just to go up to the floor manager and hand him the money you were going to gamble with and catch whatever show they have. It saves you the frustration and disappointment.

And don't go near the slots. Not because they're a ripoff, but because your heart will shatter when you see some little old gramma bouncing between 4-6 machines, dumping her social security check into them and the horror when she goes all Gollum-y when you approach "THESE ARE MINE, I CALLED 'EM!"

But hey. At least you can smoke on the floor.

Wow with that whole 40 bucks you must have felt like the richest guy on earth, I wish I was you user

Learn how to count cards in blackjack

You never win on slots cuntface. Enjoy wasting your cash bitch

Long time gambler.
Last night I dropped about 200 on slots. I hit the roulette table on the way out just put 200 on black. Winz. I don't know why I fuck with anything else.

Roulette is shit but if you watch for a while, the dealer may favour one 3rd of the board over the others, just by chance, the speed they throw etc. Just because they do the same thing day in and out all day. If they do, then wait for them to hit in another third and then put some money down on the favoured third (1st 12, 2nd 12, 3rd 12 boxes).

I sure as shit did feel amazing, thank you.
I made 40$ for free. Chicken dinner, baby.

They haven't banned smoking yet, hallelujah!

No
Lil bitch

This guy has it right, OP

I bet you have an awesome car now user

Let's trade memes friend

Lmao I don't know why you seem sorta butthurt about this. Its not like i was claiming to be the richest god king to ever live.

>long time gambler
>plays slots
>thinks he should only play Roulette
>Roulette worst odds of any casino game

Quit now you are too dumb for gambling

It is her actually

Stick to Blackjack

I'm not butthurt about it, I just can't help thinking what 40 whole bucks looks like. I don't think I've ever seen so much money in my life

Fucking rekt

i always have been good at blackjack..so anyone got a crash course on counting. Cards?

Watch those videos on YouTube or buy some e book

find some card counters in a casino too, just ask around they'll show you how

Heh.

There are about 30 black NHL players.

Buy a book or google it, there is no crash course, you need to play memory games and build your ability to remember things and use a remembering technique, you can't rush it, but it doesn't take long.

You are actually retarded

There not nhl players anymore if you rip their contracts up

Well I'm driving down there now..maybe I'll make a thread and dubs can decide if black or red on roulette or something..I'm bring 200 dollArs thNks breh

Do it, pussy

So how much money is a decent amount to have a good time?

Talking about dollars.

>if you plan to play cards have a drink or two in you but don't get drunk
>avoid slots and blackjack, that shit is rigged.
>if the dealers shift and you get an asian, ask for your chips and leave the table. I've literally never won on a table with an asian, its like they kill the gambling voodoo.
>don't go in thinking you're going to win anything, just have fun and be glad when you double your money.

and whatever else everyone else is saying.

If you think you see or feel a pattern going on, just leave. You're reinforcing the part of all of us that's vulnerable to becoming gambling addicts. You need to remember that the games are all designed for us to lose. It's like carnie games but more upscale. Really pathetic actually.

Sure as hell looks like it

I went into a Casino with $5 and came out with $230 once, not even joking. I've only been in three casinos my entire life though. 1st time: Gain of 7$, second time gain of $225, third time a loss of $5.

In other words I'm an outlier who doesn't gamble enough to offer any advice but this is Cred Forums so I'm talking anyways. $5 was good for me.

shes a big hockey fan

- The odds are all in the house's favor.
- One more bet will not be the winner.
- Bring only as much money as you want to lose.
- Leave all credit and bank cards and checks at home.
- Your best chance is the blackjack table.
- You can hit on MILFs at the slots.
- Stick with the MILFs.

I really like that one.