Be me

I'm trying really hard to do that and I'm not abandoning him for it dude.

That's why I'm asking for help, what do to get it out of my head?

>asking for advice
>no tits
Cmon /b ...

So suck him?

My first boyfriend had them but I couldn't care less

don't know how bad of a case it is
I had a pretty minor case and all I did was forcefully rub them till they came off
but this wasn't over night, took a pretty long time to get rid of them
For those fearing losing sensitivity, really didn't happen to me, penis is actually extremely sensitive really

Tell the cheap bastard to get them removed if he wants to slide it up your asspipe. Mutant cocks are a non-starter.

You're projecting super hard here dude.

You should deal with your own body issues before you start spewing obvious bait this recklessly.

Some people have standards user. Even people on Cred Forums.

Just because you were willing to accept a mutant cock doesn't mean anyone else should.

Here have a topless photo, enjoy my mosquito bites

They usually don't look as bad as in the picture.

im so glad i only have an extremely minor case, didnt even notice them till i started looking for them cause of threads like this, and ive been jacking off daily since i was 8 kek

user, don't tell me you'd refuse to ride on a juicy cock just because it has some HARMLESSLY bumps on it.

Fucking pretentious faggots these days, what if he has a good husband material personality?

I took a cheese grater to mine and had it fixed in a weekend. I'm serious too. Wish I'd taken pics.

>That's why I'm asking for help, what do to get it out of my head?
stop being such a pussy?

you have been visited by the hungry undead that roams these forums

you must reply "eat more skeletor!" or you will be haunted and not be allowed to eat food ever again

EAT MORE SKELETON

There's literally always a better man out there. Why should I or any other woman settle for someone we find repulsive?

Mutant dicks are a big no-no. It would be like dating an uncircumcised man. Gross.

pretend he has a monster werewolf cock or something

Would you rather he have a 4 inch dick or an 8 inch dick with papules?

>It would be like dating an uncircumcised man. Gross.

Jelly MUTILATED jew cock detected

there are woman that suck of dicks and you complain of a better than normal cock head that would probaly make the experience better becouse the bumps on the cock head will make you feel very good than just a normal flat head....its a plus!!!

Nice dubs, but actually,

I would

I just don't know how to not think about the little dick mites

5'10" 165lbs

I should be eating less tbh

woman suck dog dicks OP and you cant suck a better evoklution of the cock! it haves bumps!!!!!
its like 3 times better than a normal cockhead

Stay mad un-cuts. You'll never get a quality woman to settle for your ant-eater.

you crazy anorexic bitch go find a doctor srs you are fucking mad

Ribbed, for her pleasure. Pic related

9 times outta then they aren't anywhere near that bad, I have them but in a thin strip around the right edge of my dong. That or it's herpes, but I've never sexed so

I was never more thirsty for a cock full of penile papules

these bumps must feel really good mmmm stmulating and rubbing inside....

Ribbed for your pleasure m'lady

its my dream to be fucked by a monster dick all full of bumps and veins inside me

If you dont like em, you dont like em OP.
Theres really nothing wrong with them, alot of guys have them to varying degrees. Doesn't make you dirty, isnt a disease but it can be aesthetically unattractive to some people, and more attractive to others. You cant blame him for having them but you also cant blame yourself for not liking them.

Do you know WHY it bothers you or is it just like a reflex?

I have PP, but not anywhere near as bad as the OP pic, just a few srpinkled around the rim of of the tip of my cock. My girlfriend doesn't mind them, Im not even sure if she notices them, and we have great sex and she loves to suck me off.

At the end of the day, if you really like this guy all you can do is try to get over it, or like..ask him to wear condoms and tell him it for safety but really its just so you can be comfortable knowing his "palpules" arent touching you. If that doesnt work and you really cant get over it then you're just gonna have to move on and find someone else. He cant do anything about it barring mutilating his dick with surgery.

>Does he know how you feel about this?
>Is he also disgusted/insecure about his Palpules?

Dayumn, the test was inconclusive. I'm sorry, we'll need to see how wide you can open your b-hole for reliable test results.

have you actually seen them yet op? most of the time you cant even tell they are there unless you look for them, i used to have it but they disappeared only had about four aswell

THIS

I'll be honest both gross me out

But his dick isn't him and like I said he's actually perfect to me.

So what? Some bumps, okay.

But holy shit

I just want to desensitize myself to it

Also Jesus fucking Christ

>165lbs

>body issues

Tumblr pls go

>more attractive to others
FALSE

You're retarded

uncut or you could say normal cock here
also have penile palpulus or whatever.

not a single girl ever said a thing

how does it feel to have jews in your brain?
faggot

HELLO I HAVE CURE FOR PPP

So basically take tea tree oil and dilute it 1:1 with a carrier oil like olive oil or coconut oil and apply to glans (where the pp is) every second day and the ppp will dry up and eventually come off.

80% gone after 1 week for me. The tea tree oil can fucking wreck your dick if you dont dilute it or if you use it daily or for too long.

...

these bumps are hot and more functional than flat edges......must be a evolution or something

ｔｏｐ　ｋｅｋ

I told him it was weird but I'd get over it.
Still getting over it.

I have yet to bang him, so idk how severe they are. Was gonna ask to see dicke pic

That's fucking disgusting, you're a filthy diseased faggot.

Are you a woman

See

Doesnt matter what it is or why it is. Somebody out there loves it. Your opinion is just your opinion.

>not a single girl ever said a thing
To your face.

FALSE

what a princess you are...some bumps scare you lol i bet you never fucked in all your life

Those were all joke posts. No one likes you or your disgusting, mutated dong.

all this bithces complaining they think they have some choice theyr going to get down and suck this dick without reasons or they will get raped on spot

I have them and they are not that visible as the internet search implies.
Nobody has ever mentioned them to me or asked about them

eat more skeletor!

This entire thread. What? I have these, never knew everyone didnt have them. Wow. I need a moment.

Yes, disgusting cottage cheese dick is fucking horrifying. Even if I hadn't that wouldn't make my opinion any less valid, fact is I've lived with butt slaves.

pics might help, if he manages to hide them then you know they cant be that bad

There are allot of girls that masturbate thinking of tentacles and moster dicks and you complain like bitches think about the dirty side sex is a sin...

You... you've never seen porn before?

>I have yet to bang him, so idk how severe they are.

Op you should definitely get a pic because chances are likely that they arent anywhere near as prominent as the OP pic. In most cases you have to be looking for them to even notice they are there.

And Palpules arent "dick mites" its just skin like any other skin. If he has a minor case and you still cant get over it this is probably much more your issue than his and I would guess you're a sheltered little shit and if this is the case you probably dont deserve a guy as perfect as you make him out to be.

Its really not that big of a deal.

YOu are a shallow sack of shit, and I'd rather see you in a rekt thread. If you can't handle real life and it's quirks, kys

>implying you'd fuck a girl with a cthulu puss

Post your worn panties

Technically, legally, hormonally? Yes.

But no.

youd be surpised what people on /b want to fuck......hahahahah

You're a faggot. Kill yourself.

>C'mon guys, don't you get that some girls just want the perfect, smooth, big uncut cock? Why can't you just respect that they don't want a mutant dick?

Maybe because almost every chick that complains about the slightest thing wrong with a guy's package probably isn't a 10/10 themselves. Yet, they feel that they can pick and choose because all they have to do is drop their pants in front of some guys and more than likely one of them would take her right then and there. Female user btw.

>But no.
Degenerates

And you are the one complaining about guyspalpules.

>kek

op is the most retarded shit ever and must die very fucking soon.

dont post in this bastarsd shit thread no more because he is a retarded motherfucker and a huge faggot.

this is the last thing told to you op

fuck you big times, and please go die, you piece of shit.

Even flowers haves it

Use one of these rugged condoms. And do you saw his dick? mostly it isn't so worse.

Why hasn't someone sensible gassed all of you degenerates yet?

It fucking sucks living with them. I have about the same in the photo, but they are a little bit less inflamed looking. I have to tell girls that they are not diseases or anything, and that cocks in the porn industry gives us a skewed image of a what a cock should look like.

A lot of girls have found them gross/weird before. I say fuck them, if they can't stand PPP then they are just shallow. I have had healthy sexual relationships

truth spoken
why is society so degenerated?

The won't even notice them, most girls are too worried about you thinking they're pussy looks like a dropped pie to be thinking about a minor imperfection.

eat more skeletor!

Can anyone confirm this?

Holy shit I knew there's dangerous level of faggotry in this thread

Just tell him this so he can stop wasting his time with you and go meet some other cute girl/fuckboy to bury his dick in, because you clearly have brain damage.

How selfish do you have to be to meet the "perfect" guy and then complain about the dick you could be getting for free? He'll be fine without you and your pet peeves in his life.

don't worry, you have meat flaps and he's probably trying to get over that hurdle.

A simple laser treatment can get rid of those. No need to live with something you don't want if you can get rid of it in a day.

See a dermatologist.

Western media and the progression of people becoming more whiny and feeling entitled when it comes to almost anything they want.

this is a big pic in real life you wouldnt even notice them tehy are on the edges of the cockhead almost invisible and it happens becouse the forskin sliding rubbs the cock head and makes the skin like this.i have them

They're not symptomatic of any issues and they don't cause pain during sex. They're literally just harmless vestigial structures.
They're also quite common. Among males with a foreskin, frequency is about one in every three individuals. For males without foreskin, it's a bit over a fifth of that.

My g/f has hidradenitis suppurativa. I don't care, shit happens.

When I was a teen I was always afraid that the day I had sex, the person would be horrified about these. Turns out none of my girlfriends ever noticed them until I pointed them out. Surprisingly, most of these are barely noticeable anymore, at least those in the shaft.

OP here

I'm not complaining about them, I really just want to get it out of my head that it's a negative thing.

Yes I'm a fucking degenerate, but people fetishitze dicgirls. So yeah it disgusts some people but others are into it

Like penile papules I guess

This.

Pop them with your teeth, bitch

I have them, they actually make more pleasure while penetrating.

Is this thread bait? Out of the dozen bitches Ive fucked in my short life, not a SINGLE one ever said anything about my papules.

This has to be bait, or you guys are genuinely virgin.

how long are you transitioning already?

post some ics of that sissy ass and well see if is worthy

They're vestigial from mammalian penile spines. Chimpanzees and cats have actual spines.

>trap
>whining about a guys dick looking gross
>KEK

you dont see the irony here? Be less worried about having to deal with his palpules and worry more about how long he's going to settle for you.

Timestamp

Not going to lie,. these things can disappear.

I had them, nowhere hear as bad as in OP pic, but they were there, I had an allergic reaction to some lube my gf bought, and my dick was itching like fuck and red and swollen for days, I kept scratching the itch constantly with a rough towel. When the rash, swelling and itching went, they had disappeared, now it's smooth as fuck.

Clearly has penile palpules.

i bet he worries allot more than you will never be an actual female than you of his cock bumps....hahahaha his gf got a fucking dick!!! he should be the one crying

then you are a fucking dumb bitch that needs to take a dive on the freeway

and clearly fine without you and your pet peeves in my life.

>palpules
I'd ditch the mutant,
I'm sure he'll find a nice khajiit to marry instead anyway.

cock bumps vs fake girl with dick,,,,,,,i dont know what is worst

Those probably weren't PPP.

They were, doctor confirmed when I went to see about reaction from lube

a fucking trans that feels worthy enough to coplain of a perfectly normal dick he should kill himself becouse if a man touch him he is lucky

...

Go to a fisherman shop and buy a bunch of maggot boxes. Store them in your fridge and every morning for about 2month, open one, microwave it 20 secs, and tongue fuck the box 5 minutes. After this process, your bf alien dick will taste and look like heaven. Also, need timestamp on your nipples titsless.

>Complains BF‘s dick
>Not looking back at yourself and see how little your body could offer to him
You should be glad you have a boyfriend. Ride him or leave him.

ew what the fuck

triggered?

you have no tits no curves skinny as fuck and you complain? nah nigga im done bye

Dude ! You'll have to be pregnant to fix this

mofo looking like a 12 year old skinny boi that plays nintendo complains about man dick with bumps........ are you even 15???

Yeah, go kill yourself. You were lucky enough to find a 10/10 guy (in your opinion) and because his dick isn't exactly what you like, it could mean chaos? ALL IS LOST? Get the fuck outta here you privileged faggot.

please eat something. you need fat for hormones to feminize you and i'm pretty sure you hurt your breast growth right now.

no make up.no long hair.no big boobs.no big ass.....what you have to offer..... a hole? lets hope your asshole doesent have bumps...

Show us your "10/10" bf please

Yeah I'm jailbait like 12 years old so what gonna sue me?

>actually 19

Nice! I prefer smaller boobs. Admittedly I'm also into hairy armpits, but we can't have everything we want.

and you dont know how to make up and look feminine...dont dare to call yourself girl you look like a boi

i don't know why you replied to me but there are guys who are into skinny tomboys...

/thread

>wahh the guy I want to fuck doesnt have the dick I want

You're not even passing, so you and your new boyfriend are both faggots anyway. He should be the one worried about how he's going to keep you from getting too attatched so he doesnt have to introduce you to his friends/family because any self respecting man would be embarrassed to be seen next to you crossdressing. You haven't even seen his dick yet, so I'm going to guess you probably haven't even been talking that long anyway? He probably just wants to hit it and quit it, and you're here worrying about how you'll ever get over his dick bumps.

You're a neurotic self-absorbed bitchboy and you need to drag your skinny ass to chaturbate to beg for coins. Tts where you belong.

Small boobs ?! I dunno see any boobs bro

Seriously, I'm not complaining about them, how many times do I have to say that? I'm asking how to fix this on my end. Yes I'm disgusting, and yes it's fabulous I met this guy, and yeah I'm probably not worthy of him.

>pic related, that's him

you must be virgin.....becouse some bumps never stopped anyone to suck a dick...2 of 3 have strange cocks....its not porn...

Ignore the others, I think you're cute.

Fuck you. If a girl had that shit all over her clit, I'd run in the opposite direction and cleanse myself in holy water.

It is natural

u butthole bleached?
u got freaky beefy curtains?
r u shaved?
inverted nipples?
pink nipples?

All natural and relative to his preferences

You look related.

SAVAGE NIGGA SAVAGE OMG you burned that boi

Im not really paying attention to dick details.

I've sucked like three dicks and took two

I'm no rookie

I'm a ten year vet

Same for me. Instantly 360 to get the fuck out

>vagina owner bitches about horrifying genitals
Worst part is that women can't understand irony.

seriously your cute with some work and better hair you will pass like a hot young woman but please stop whyining over bullshit like some bumps that in that pic are nearly impossible to have in RL must be photoshoped..

Nice bait

Bitch, men are extremely picky with ass/boobs, and therefore women have every right to have a preferance for cocks. If men can turn you away because you're flat then women have every right to turn away a herpes-looking-cock.

Nice try though

Never seen a man turn a woman down and every picky bitch one day will suck a big balck cock with no complaints and will it be stinky and full of nigga dick cheese and you will love it!

Actualités those palpules will give you increased pleasure, so why are you worried ? This dick looks like modern condoms and it's all natural. Man the fuck up

Yeah, but some of us aren't bothered by lack of boobs, so we'll be there waiting when you turn them down.

Tarp/10

why are you horrified about vagina??

Not sure if male or female. Would have sex either way though.

how do you know he cant do makeup? did you ask him?

You'll understand the day you see one.

im sure gay guys dont care about boobs. and anyone can do makeup.

i have no interest in seeing one so enlighten me.

>Generalizing this hard, yet being so retarded

That's why there's men that are into girls that look like guys? That's why there are tons of dudes who would fuck a fat chick instead of a skinny chick? That's why we all have different fetishes and turn ons right? Shut your fucking mouth. I'm criticizing this bitch because they aren't even a 5/10 and just because this "10/10 dude" has a cock with papules, it ruins who he his and what he has to offer? Look at OP and then look at the picture of the "10/10 dude". And I haven't heard anything yet about him telling her/him that they're not into what they have to offer. Kill yourself please, it'll make the world a little less stupid.

...

Implying a girl must makeup.. retarded Virgin spotted

Mere words can't describe them, dude. Lovecraft tried and he made the Cthulhu mythos.

>mfw this thread is a freakshow

Just fucking do it. They are 100% safe, and it is 100% in your fucked up head. Just close your eys and start eating dick. Soon you can worry about the taste of his cum instead of the look of his skin.

srsly fag just fucking DO IT. You can't get over it without confronting it. Grab that dick and start eating.

I have penile palpules...
I tought they would go away if you washed your dick more..

Could you post more pics of yourself?

You need to wash with sandpaper dude

oh, no. how terrifying. how come women don't get spooked whenever they look down?

>tfw mtf and everyone just immediately cries degeneracy or asking for lewdies

Why do transgenders automatically derail threads? I just mention I'm one and everyone has an opinion.

Stay on topic, Cred Forums

eat more skeletor, ya fat fuck!

If you will look like op if you dont make up........12 year old boi

>how come women don't get spooked whenever they look down?
Dunno, nobody understand women.

The greatest and most bright men tried since the old Mesopotamia and no one could understand even a bit of them.

Eat more SKELETOR!

why did you even mention it? there was literally no reason to.

You do realize that almost 1/3 of men have these right it's not a big deal chances are if you do leave him you'll see them again on some other dude

People kept asking if I was a woman
I guess I could've lied and said yes but then they ask for photos anyway

I pander to everyone.

IMO a vagina looks disgusting.
If it helps im willing to share my dick(pick) with you.
>yes I have them

Not for pp but I use it for pimples, ingrown hairs, piercings that are healing shit like that. I can see it working honestly

Yes, please moar

i only saw a very few asking and you showed your tits after one guy way into the thread asked for them even though there was no indication on your gender. have some self esteem. also you might want to work on that self perception that you are lying when you say you are a woman. i can't really blame you for it because i have my own issues with it but if you are not just a femboy on hormones it is likely not helping you at all.

I agree with people and laugh along because it's just the Internet and literally hate myself. I don't actually think I'm a degenerate. I have so many issues. Literally I like this guy so much because he's the only guy I've met whose willing to draw blood and beat the shit out of me.

This, please post more OP! What do you look like in your casual wear?

buy him surgery.

Well fuck him first time when youre a bit tipsy? Slowly get used to his penis.
New things can sometimes be scary.

Like that, jeeeeeeeez

this is fucking stupid.. what are you 12? have you not done sex ed? fuck me "Pearly Penile Papules" (or PPP) are fucking normal!

Soo are you a boy or a girl?

Eh, I'd still fuck it

wow...

Vagina?

Okokok they didn't mention this in my state funded education
>Honestly the best suggestion made

>skinny, ugly and underage
>complains about harmless and awesome pearly penile papules

Fuck off, cunt.

Moar tits?

Don't be an uneducated stupid fuck! Please, you are a 1st world country citizen and can't even reconignize HPV when it's in front of your eyes! Shame on you! Study a little bit, sucker. Don't ever fuck with a penis like this without protection. HPV is highly correlated with cancer. Not the type people will feel sorry for you. Please, google that and STUDY!!!!!!!

she wish

>Not even good bait

Normal in people with STD, faggot! Are you from a slum or a Fucking 3rd world county tô think that type of shit is normal?!

If he can get over your lack of tits you should be able to get over this

He apparently likes dykey women with small tits

So that's actually working to my advantage

MOAR!!!

Out of the 29 girls I've fucked so far plus 3 other girls who sucked it, NONE even noticed them or were appalled or anything.

If it's huge they usually don't care.
So get over it. It's just an evolutionary trait, some research suggest it might be to scrape other males semen residues out.

Neither, I'd rather have my normal sixer without e gross bumps on it.

A third of men have these, and they make sex feel better for the both of you.

Chances of us seeing pussy?

Or penis, that's fine too

How the fuck does a guy know if it makes sex feel better, unless he's taking one up the arse?

Post more pics OP

Eat more skeletor

>No idea

hes being super self conscious. I know, I told my gf too that I have them. When she saw my penis she just said "wait... where are they?" Turns out most girls don't look at dicks like guys do...

go figure...

The papules makes sex x3 better. At least for him

Imagine it's some mutated alien dick and you're some dirty human for taking such a disgusting dick.... Yea, that sounds good.

This

Apply Razor

Yes more

Please give more pics OP!

That's a man, baby!

Prove it!

Post tits!

I have and I dont like it either.
Looks like some STD or something.

But I saw the operation to remove. It's cheap and really quick to be done. But it can hurt your dick forever.

Better not do it :(

>Talks about penile palpules
>Have mosquito bites for tits

...

Prove it

Anyone know what causes them? Bad hygiene?

Do they disappear in time?

Oh you dumb little whore... Raging fat fuck, if OP dislikes the look of a herpes dick the fag has that right, even if a 5. You basically stated that men are sluts without demands and women have no right to have their own taste, then realized how retarded you sounded and decided to slightly agree with me and then go full retard again. Pull the niggercock out of your mouth and go kill yourself...

I have those things too, and it's a pain when I'm fucking a loli onahole

Sorry about her pearly penile papules bro.

Guys complain and break up with chicks cuz their pussies are too big. No difference here

gr8 tits

Tait?

You are ugly as FUCK
GTFO

disgusting, do you even wipe your peepee?

How was your escape from Auschwitz ?

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