Ask a guy who just got banged by the neighbordog anything

Ask a guy who just got banged by the neighbordog anything.

how was it?

Suprisingly easy and quick...
Felt amazing tho

What kind of dog was it

so you are a dude?

Yes i am
A great dane med size still young

why not give us the cliff note green txt story so we can get a better idea what happened

How does one even arrange something like that?

>be me alone at ground floor apartment.
>neighbor is lady that leaves her dog outside when shes out working or some shit fuck her
>see dog chilling outside my apartment when I got home.
>play with dog a bit and he gets boner... starts humping the air.
>check the area for anyone looking
>took the dog inside to my lounge (I live alone) and started playing with him on all fours.
>dog gets super turned on and starts humping the air again
>took my pants off and grabbed some baby oil to lube up.
>bend over infront of dog and he started to get ontop of me like a pro
>starts air fucking my back so helped him slip his meat into me...
>he starts really pumping and omg its huge and really opening me up
>his thrusts slowed down as I felt my ass stretch for his knot
>not ready for that so i pulled out
>dripping cum for a few minutes after that

I have thought about if for a few weeks now
Ive been into beastiality for ages. This is the first time i acted on it and I did not harm the dog

How could you treat an animal so cruelly ?

congratulations. now you and your neighbor are getting banged by the same dog... lol, lel, jej & kek

He was in total controll

I have a feeling that you are correct

Are you a bitch?

I am now

yeahp. and now that dog gave you her cooties. you know, the aids and whatever else that whore has.

Did you give the young buck a ciggy afterwards

PIC OF DOGGO

I don't have any pics sorry. Pics were the last thing on my mind

So now you're gonna get bred by him daily, right?

My ass is bleeding without being fucked by a dog. Fuuck everything went shit.

Felt like I should make him breakfast

100% sure this dog is banging your lady neighbour and you will get her some pussy infection from your ass bacteria.

I hope I can arrange that. He seemed to REALLY enjoy it.

now you hooked
now you are that dog's bitch and he will fuck you like one

LoL
She's a bitch to me so I hope so.

Do you worry about getting charged with dog napping and bestiality

I kinda felt like that when we were done.
There was a "I'll see you later" feel from him

vaginas are dirty, especially if the woman only relies on her dog to fuck her
dogs fuck other dogs
dog was outside with a hard cock hanging out to get touched by flies and other bugs
OP got fucked a dog that hangs outside when not fucking his own lady master, it's all dirty

Didn't kidnap the dog it followed me into my place.

Holy fuck

One of my most confused boners
And traps are my shit

Don't care was totally worth it.

would you let him fuck your face next time? as in deep throat his knotted cock

I think he is speaking of bestiality laws. I heard it was forbidden in some states, some other not.
Also this is an experience I really would like to live

Hmmm... I don't know really. That's pretty hot tho.

This

Also dangerous; make sure he doesn't try to hump in your mouth

It was over and done in like 10 minutes.
I would have liked it to last longer.

Yeah I have very little experience with this...
Watched alot of beast porn and read up about safety first before attempting it

Post pic of the dog?

tfw no dog to do this with, more details please, also why?

more gifs?

... YES... (rafffs out roud) post some beast gif here... (raffs hardar) we really need to see them ... (raffs raffs raffs) go ahead and post

Motive: just to try it, always been curious.
His dick was like 9 or so inches.
Filled my ass with cum, like ALOT
Was a rough and dominant lover
Hope I can do it again

im hard and envious, id love to try that knot and all.
how did it feel for you?

The fuckin' was great but when he pushed about half his knot in, I had to pull out. I'm not ready for that yet

i want to see more

could you green text what went through your mind?

Go barnlove

I wish I had pics or a recording.

From when we were in the lounge...
>Omg I'm really doing this!
Paranoid as fuck but this is happening
>he's so big, is it gonna fit in me?
I bent over naked and oiled up waiting for him
>this is really happening omg I'm so excited
>I'm this dog's bitch now, hope he fucks me good
He started mounting me but missing my anxious ass
Grabbed his dick and put it at my hole
>here it com-
>OH GOD!
>OH JESUS THATS HUGE!!
He starts REALLY fucking me.
>hes cumming so much in me I can feel it
>oh god here comes the knot I can feel my hole stretch but it feels so good and I want more.
>have to pull out man.
Pulled out and watched dogs big dick leaking cum still
>that was just in me omg

Sorry in advance for how bad that is but I'm not good at this

Disgusting

And this is why we are in dire need of an apocalypse

Oh boo on you sir

hot, did it flow out of you afterwards or what? how much did he fill you up.
did you cum?
damn i would love to have been in your place

gay dog fucker

uh, yeah? That's the whole point of this thread.

Yeah I felt the warm liquid run down my leg.
Quite alot inside of me had to go to the toilet to purge the cum

OP, how can I get a dog to fuck me then? I've kinda wanted to try it, tell us if you go back for more... Story is hot as fuck.

Idiot
Also YOU yourself is in a gay dog sex thread so....

I will inform if it does happen. I love sharing my exploits.
Also it was pretty easy.
I just messed about like another dog for a bit.
Then jerked him a few times and he was good to go.
He knew how to mount as he went straight for my ass. I just had to help him in.

Did you "clean" yourself out before he came in? I'm always turned off by the brown stuff :\

And like I said, I did research on safety and you'd be suprised at how much reading material there is online

Sauce on any?

Gave myself a good clean first and I'm generally a cleanfag

Google mate

Well I hope you all enjoyed my story.
I will report back with my exploits.
I'm out.

I'm into bitches OP, not male dogs. But lately I've started wondering how it feels to be with a male dog too. Do you recommend a bisexual 6-way with a 4 bitches and 2 male dogs?

Well, this is more common than people think, goes for both females and males.
Of course no one would talk about it in same way they talk about a bj, for example, It's like traps and similar. There are wrost fetishes.

>it's dirty and disgusting
It's like anal: some are into it, some are driven crazy and some find it repulsive.
Of course, like anal, you should prepare and clean yourself and your partner

I imagine you need an enema with soap to clean yourself out beforehand, as well as the dog.

Pic of dog and pic of you?

you do realize the dog can't read, right?

i'll take shit that never happened for 1000 alex

JUdging by his behavior I'm pretty sure he has experience.