My parents have stolen my passport to keep me from moving out. What to do now?
I can't recover it since I'm dodging the army and once I show up at a passport office, they'll get me. I can't get my salary without a passport. Now I have almost no money and can't move out. My parents say that I'm still a kid and can't live on my own. Dad says "You'll do what I tell you to do as long as I live." Hell, I want to fix that! He also likes to say "You either do what I tell you to, or get your ass kicked and do it anyways." By the way I'm 23. (not American, sorry if mistakes)
Lucas Hernandez
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Christian Evans
wait it out till they give it back...then knock your dads teeth out.
Parker Roberts
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Nathan Perry
shit man, how long do you have to avoid the passport office and how much have you got in savings>?
Gabriel Roberts
Or, knock his teeth first and steal his dentures to stop him moving out
Landon Rodriguez
He's way too big to fuck with. Once he punched a man and he then had his lower jaw removed because it was broken to pieces.
Samuel Lewis
stab him..run him over..poison him....idfk
Benjamin Brooks
I want to try and fake a suicide attempt. I'll have them find me senseless with an empty vial of sleeping pills. They'll ask me why I did this, and I'll say that either they let me out and I live on my own, or I don't live at all. It might work I think. Anyway, it can't get any worse so I take no risk.
Bentley Stewart
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Oliver Hill
do it
Caleb Russell
prison is worse than army
Tyler Brooks
then you could get institutionalized
Ayden Young
Whatever.
Jackson Baker
Steal it back when they aren't around by just tearing up the house looking for it.
Or join the army you pussy, that'll get you out of the house and will get you money to move out when you're done. You're not American so you probably won't go die for a jew
Adrian Brooks
Literally what the fuck am I reading
Dylan Evans
Make them want you to move out. Fucking make them hate you. Bring random gay guys over at 2am Start doing heroin in the kitchen Fuck your mom Get an invisible fence installed around your house Buy a farm animal(any farm animal) Shove the invisible fence shock collar up its ass Watch as fam tries to remove farm animal
Tyler Allen
If you do all this and video it and deliver, I'll send you $500, American. Swear.
Oliver Brown
break your leg or something, you wont get into the army then and you can get a new pass port without problems
Henry Fisher
Become the town drunk and embarrass your parents where. Ever they go worked for me
Isaiah Reed
You're already in prison mate, you'll just be getting new roomies.