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Any streetsmart finnfags around?
Im 29 and a poorfag virgin and its starting to get to me. I wanna go to a hooker, but heres the problem. I live in a small town in Estonia. No such services here. Nearest town with some action is Tallinn. BUT. I spend some time researching the scene online and came to the sad conclusion that the golden age of sex tourism in Estonia seems to be in the past. With the open borders and all, anything worth fucking seems to have migrated to better developed countries. Brothels are shady, hard to find and a ripoff since they cater mostly to rich tourists from Finland and Sweden. Hell, I read taxi drivers wont even take locals there for fear of a police raid. 95% of independent workers are either fat 40+ year olds from Lasnamäe or junkes who hit the bottom. Keep in mind that Estonia has a raging AIDS epidemic – I dont even know how normalfags hook up here the „normal“ way without presenting a recent STD-Free certificate from a doctor. The few decent escorts I managed to find are expensive and outcall only. I dont want to spend money on a hotel room only to have an ugly old addict delivered to the doorstep, which is entirely possible since 99% of profiles have fake pictures. Dont want to go to a strip club since theres no guarantee I`ll score and wont just pay for entrance, stuff a couple of notes down some dancers panties and then have to leave blueballed. Spend hours on voodi.ee and foorum69 and found like 2 or 3 hookers I might consider visiting.
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So I thought about taking the ferry and visiting one the many Thai Massage Parlors in Helsinki, Finland. I read that literally every one of them offers sex services and I do have a case of yellow fever. Found several of them on Vaasankatu street. Does anyone know what to expect there? Whats the quality and age of the girls who work there? Is it feasible to get 1-2 hours of full service from a 6-7/10 for 200 EUR max? Maybe there are other places worth visiting for such purpose? Maybe I should ask this in /trv/ or Cred Forums? Im not sure they apreciate sex tourism threads though.
Dont waste your or my time typing out replies like „lol just go 2 da bar & pick up a gurl“, „become alfa“ or „wait for the right one user“ ok?
Help a poor desperate virgin out, will ya? Will bump with my porn stash in return.
This is the most attractive self employed whore I found on the local net. Early/mid thirties, takes 80 EUR/hour. Reviews say she has a nice slim body and a tight cunt, but often complains to the customer for being too big and tends to rush things – tries to get it over with as quickly as possible. Shes also pretty popular with many regulars. Guys report seeing lines form in front of her appartment building on busy days. Theres also the hour/cum bullshit. Most girls write their price per hour, then on the spot they say its actually the price per pop. „You came so its over, you must go now“. Since Im a virgin Im definitely not gonna last the first two times. Though I can come as much as 5 times over a 3 hour fap session when the material I have is good and Im backed up enough.
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go to latvia, should be full of russian hookers
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Checked it out online. Basically the same situation as in Estonia. Too much of a risk to be ripped off or waste money and time going from one 40+ granny who writes "lol 27/160/50 super sexy come visit sex not gondom 15 EUR" to the other
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aga proovi oma autism terveks ravida ja pane mõnda tinderi sl00ti? mul on endal ka turboautism, aga pärast 5-aastast suhet olen 4-le tinderi litsile ilma rahata pepu vahele pannud
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>Dont waste your or my time typing out replies like „lol just go 2 da bar & pick up a gurl“, „become alfa“ or „wait for the right one user“ ok?
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have you tried tinder? or is your autism incurable. i could take you out, because i have no friends ;_;
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