You're walking down the Whole Foods organic free trade fruit smoothie aisle...

I'll make her some eggs

one more perverts

Wait... Is she supposed to be attractive ?

i involuntarily retract my testicles up into my pelvis fearing an attack after she discovers my beta tendencies

whip out the T-Bone.............

found the faggot

Turn 360° and walk away.

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damn, terry.

There is more porn uploaded daily to the internet than you could watch in your lifetime, and people fap to fashion models on the runway?

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it's a different class of women, you peasant

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I hate that guy to the guts, I should have lived his life, I should have been the one fucking those girls, I should be ME ME ME ME!

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all hail \m/

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it just goes to show that fugly guys can get laid too

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she looks like a pain in the ass

check if they have vans 8 whole grain waffles
they go great with plain nonfat yogurt

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Warming dinner up

not any more. There are tons of 10/10 porn stars

fuck her on aisle 5.

Who the fuck is this guy? Some porn star from the 70s or something?

Name?

Are you saying that porn star is on the same level as those catwalk models?

OP post more or give sauce

terry richardson
fashion photog extraordinaire

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i think he is
which is pretty fucked up

how did you find out?

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>Follow her home
>Plan a rape

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im at whole foods
im obviously gay and holding hands with my boyfriend while buying vegan food and asking the employees where exactly was this lettuce locally grown.

he got rosa too!

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So are these sex pics of him leaked? Or did he purposefully put then out or what?

Also who are these girls? Just fans he's fucking?

yes

Besides, there is no true 10/10, it's like arguing what the best song is or what the best color is. It's all opinion.. If you like the fashion models more, that's fine. I disagree. I think you are glorifying them.

At some point you are just splitting hairs over the tiniest difference in the curves of their bodies and it gets ridiculous. If that's your thing, go ahead. You are like some pretentious fuck who thinks a $1,000 bottle of wine is really that much better than a $50 bottle.

they're models, who he also fucks, because he's a fucking g

>realize I'm only in whole foods because my JP girlfriend likes whole foods
>kiss her dumb head and ignore the lady

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Way to flip it on me..

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"Richardson has been accused several times of using his influence to coerce models to engage in undesired sexual behaviors and poses during fashion shoots, including engaging in sexual acts with Richardson himself.[1][16][17] Some models he has worked with, including Rie Rasmussen, Jamie Peck and Charlotte Waters, have accused Richardson of inappropriate sexual behavior, sexual assaults and exploiting young female models.[1][16][18][19][20]

>Richardson has said the allegations are false >and he considers himself "considerate and >respectful" of his photography subjects.[21] >Models including Noot Seear, Daisy Lowe and >Charlotte Free have defended him.[22][23][24] >Marc Jacobs has said that Richardson is "not ill->spirited"[25][26]

Sure.

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thoughtcatalog.com/gavin-mcinnes/2014/05/10-things-the-media-gets-wrong-about-photographer-terry-richardson/

streetcarnage.com/blog/terry-richardson-raped-me-too/

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Get her a paper bag to cover that face

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look for a second then go pick out the food i was looking for because too scared to talk to her

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disgusting

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I say:

"ay, what up bitch? whanna go see a movie? wanna suck on my balls? I'm gonna make you happy again and your happiness will be my mission. I would like to sniff on you unwashed asshole."

that gurl from funhaus?

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100%

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>7 foot amazonian wants to steal my fresh mangos
>yell confindently
get the fuck outta here, you and your kind are unwanted
> cut the line and demand a mango smoothie

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No one's rising to it? Has summer ended?

It's kinda weird how she looks like having a gigantic abdomen and small legs...

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>model
>has body fat, curves and even an expression on her face

Pull out my lightsaber and defeat the rancor, and then let Han nail her because I aint down with incest

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>agree to fashion shoot with guy you know will try to fuck you
>he starts coming on to you and you don't simply walk away
>he raped me

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I'm just waiting for this ass to fuck up with a minor and get busted. Am I jealous of him? Nope. Really. Ok, as a "legitimate" photographer, he has some skill I guess. But all the pornographic shit with the models and celebs is pathetic.

thestdproject.com/std-list/

No thanks, I prefer to not be a drug addicted aids infested pile of human degeneracy.

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I wonder why the fuck I'm in such a shitty place.

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>triggered
Yeah I'm sure you wouldn't like to have fucked 100+ of the biggest supermodels and celebrity women out there. You are just saving yourself for your waifu right?

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Turn around 360 degrees and cum in my pants

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wonder what faggot ass brain ray the government used to get me to remove my balls stuff my dick up my ass and then cross the threshold of a Whole Foods

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continue to contemplate between strawberry or raspberry as the tart element of my trademark smoothie.

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>Where is Jabba the Hut?
>Here coooooomes the Crimson Chiiiiin
>What does this rag smell like to you?
any one of those

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Oh god, did cage suck his dick too?

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strawberry ftw

how did you know???

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Pick her up under the ass and whisper in her ear "you are mine now".

>my...pal

oh my god, this place had been murdered by cancer.

She's gross.

how so???

pam anderson? no way.

kek

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Let me be realistic here for a second, i would look at her for like 2 seconds to confirm that what im seeing is real, then continue shopping like she wasnt even there.

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Proceed to hit on her
>will probably fail because I have shitty game
Buy some chocolate smoothie to deal with the rejection

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I know this feel

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>keep walking
>fresh organic gluten free vegitatian smoothie diet has left me without any form of sex drive.
>wake up
>remember I never shop at wholefoods because the only people who do are dumber than the produce.

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I have that chair, Herman Miller Aeron.

not 4 long time ago, a lot 'models' are just hig maintenance whores today but u only can see this when somefag hack their pics

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Porn stars are at a higher level than models.

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still impresed this guy never had a very big sexual harassment sue 4 any of this biotchs

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Trip her as she passes behind me. The taller they are the harder they fall.

I'd whip out 8 inches of twitchy man meat and FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Sure. What's the difference, pornstars suck cock on stage, models off stage. The only thing that remains is the illusion of higher class. If I wanted to maintain the illusion of higher class I'd take an aristocrat, not some random bitch. Not even mentioning how highly they think of themselves for simply being pretty, having some luck and occasionally sucking some cock.

Move out of the way because your on a runway and in her way

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Dont be.
The things he does pale in comparison to what the modelling agencies do to these girls.

Well said.

If anything, the porn stars are just more honest with themselves.

she's attractive, but i'm not into exotic foreign type women.

I can see it now, "Now, yer lordship, we have this gentleman who did egregious damage to Miss Cyus reputation as a properly virtuous young lady with pictures making it seem as if she fucks anonymous losers on the Internet site called /b

this guy is the living proof that money buys happyness

just admit you're gay

so beta.

Hes proof that power and influence buy happiness.
He isnt buying these girls shit... they fuck him to further their careers because of his reputation as a photographer

>translation: i'm a short, overweight, whitey whose inability to get girls manifest itself in a dislike of anyone not exactly like me (ie short, fat, white) because in my twisted understanding of the world, those are the only people i have a chance with (and in reality i don't even have a shot with them because of my attitude)

The look on that guy's face is somewhere between confusion and concern, and it amuses me.

right, but money still does its part

not really. these girls have fucked many men with much less. terry just happens to be a confident sob, like all the rest that have been inside. try it out some time rather than being a cuck beta.

no u

i've fucked 4 different women in 36 hours. i'm doing fine.

Get her a cheese burger. She looks hungry as fuck

lol models?

that's a lot of disposable income

it's easy to lie on the internet

Keep looking for the god damn regular lettuce, not paying ten fucking dollars for lettuce cause it has "organic" printed on a sticker.

what proof you have that fashion models suck & fuck?

how so?

looks like a man face

You can't get pussy without saying and/or risky things. Of course, by today's feminist standards saying "hey you're pretty" is sexual harassment, so a guy like him that is also rich and famous must get a lot of fake rape accusations.

i spend almost no money on women

said the fat virgin on the internet

terry sues feminazis