Space program thread. Dubs decides what I launch, I don't have any living specimin to launch...

Space program thread. Dubs decides what I launch, I don't have any living specimin to launch, though I could try and hunt for one.

Also I have lots of balloons so there will be multiple launches.

Keep the item light.

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coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/243-Could-a-helium-balloon-float-all-the-way-up-into-space-
m.wikihow.com/Clean-up-Battery-Acid-Spills
youtu.be/TdSrolZXnOA
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Catch a bug or something and launch that shit. Or a firecracker.

Some important or semi important document

Commencing test launch

Reroll

Very good

Steady wind blowing to the east.

A knife or a battery

Just something that could fuck up whatever it lands on

Test flight successful!

What kind of battery

Launch a knife

Yeah

Rr

Aight then, launching

Bump

another note write on it help me i am being held captive please call the cops and give your neighbors address watch and win

I love you OP

(less than 100% no homo)

bump for potentially gr8 thread

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Also post pics

Cum demands op

rolling

pretty close

rollin

frog

Did you know if you inhale enough helium u could actually fly for few seconds?

Op here. Tying a battery to balloon is hard. Almost ready.

Waitin

Get an old Gemini capsule, Put Trump and Hillary aboard

I'm down for the battery idea.

Car battery though.

I hope it lands on somebody and makes the news

get some flour and put in small plastic bag, write some price on it in $ and launch

Gr8

How have one of you faggots rolled for a big black dildo?

A doll which looks like a human baby.

>implying batteries are not the superior space program object

Something that burns slowly and rubbing alcohol send that shit up and hope it burns something down

OP here. I don't have enough balloons to launch a metal battery. Needs to be something lighter.

catch some flies or a spider or other bugs, put in transparent plastic jar and send em to heaven

shoulda launched a turd.

shit

Not even a small one? Like aaa-aa tier

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I could try double or triple A but I don't think that'd be big enough to cause damage to anything...?

fill the balloon with a little food dye attach a piece of string soaked in gasoline make sure the string goes inside the balloon add hellium then tie it, light the end of the string as you launch it.

Liking that idea but i'd need to use rubbing alcohol

find sisters/mothers panties, cum on them and launch, and post lotta pics too of course

This

rollerino

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This

dewwit

Batteries contain some kind of acid, so even a small one can probably do some damage

Not to mention the fact that when it falls back down it will accellerate a lot during the fall, so it could definitely break a car windshield or something

Semen sample

rolll

Trying AA battery

This

it will use too many balloons as thats only party helium not pure helium

Terminal velocity of a battery ain't that high. Combining with low weight of the smaller batteries means it will not break, and the most it can do is cause a small bump if it falls on someone's head.

???

A AA battery ways literaly nothing

You must be thinking of a car battery or something

Framed photo of Alphonso Ribeiro.

Trip dubs must count for something, no?

Alfonso*

coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/243-Could-a-helium-balloon-float-all-the-way-up-into-space-

Dropping something from 20 miles out to cause a bit more than just a bump, especially if its made of metal and battery acid

I suggest this if the battery thing falls through

>implying a big black dildo wouldn't be funnier to land on someone or something

McDonald's double cheeseburger in the bag with a note that says "Robert, I hope this makes it to you in heaven."

Kek

7 balloons later

A giant swastika

Based OP has returned

knife lands handle first

Someone's cellphone with instructions to call you.

A hammer if that isnt too heavy.

Shopping bag full of red paint

Roll

Bunch of bananas

Get a small piece of fruit like a apple cut it into a square, place 12 needles in it launch.

You said you had lots of balloons. You'd need like 4 maximum to lift a battery. What the fuck is wrong with you.

rolling

A photo of your dick.

I think he means a larger type of battery

What happened to the aa battery op?

It's pointless nobody is going to eat it.

Bleach in a plastic bag space experiment

Rolling for a picture of Donald Trump, but you have to shave your pubes and fashion him a beard by glueing said pubes to the photo

A fried chicken with a note that says "be free"

Several printed out pictures of Jamarcus Russel

user meant so that a dog or something would eat it. Or a baby.

Alkaline battrries have no acid retard
Zinc shell
Manganese dioxide on the out
Amonium chloride in the middle
None of these will do a damn thing even if you crush the battery

Trump signs

Printed pictures of guy fieri

This

Space Pepe

This will pop right away. Just light the string

I giant gummy bear, but melt it a bit into a fetus or newborn baby shape and cover in a bit of pigs or some other animal blood.

And a sad note saying something like "I'm sorry I had to do this but my mom would kill me if I had a baby, r.i.p you're with the angels now."

A pineapple

Roll

user doesn't have enough balloons to launch a fucking AA battery, how do you expect this to be possible?

Roll for this

20 miles would be the same as 1 mile

if it is a magnese battery nothing will happen launch a living specimin

Ooo i got dubs

Fish with a cigarette in its mouth

This

Roll

This

double dubs

m.wikihow.com/Clean-up-Battery-Acid-Spills

>alkaline batteries do not contain acid

Fuckhead

here you go user print this get a old food cereal box and glue it either side the box.

u dumy

Launched AA battery. Didn't work out so well. After footage stops I tried to gain another visual on it, it was no where in sight. Stopping thread for night because neighbors came to door yelling at me for doing this.

youtu.be/TdSrolZXnOA

An sos letter from a recent local missing person/child

Help me, niggers gave kidnapped and raped me, only way I could get a message out.

Then add an address of someone you don't like.

when will we recomence testing?

print child porn

We did it faggots

Good night op, you did good.

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>Ooo i got dubs

>double dubs

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ROLIOLI

>Stopping thread for night because neighbors came to door yelling at me for doing this.

KEK

rolling. launch an old tv

Bag of spiders

i haz an idea, go buy pic related, soak the strings in alcohol, light one up and let it fly

OPERATION CHARITY NEEDS TO HAPPEN. WILL ANOTHER user TAKE UP THE SPACE PROGRAM IN OPS PLACE?

>stopping thread for the night

Don't bother coming back tomorrow. Fucking waste of time.

>aquire helium
>aquire lots of balloons
>no animals
>ask 4chin for advice
>battery
>not enough balloons
>Smaller battery
>it works
>neighbours yell
>quit like a beta faggot

>kill yourself hopefully

Thread is over for the night niggers.

Nice double trips tho

fuck, you cant say no to double trips!

Additional note to increase project chances of success: Use one big "king" balloon for the majority of the lift. Use many additional smaller balloons to act as support, so only a shot to the king balloon will be necessary for the drop. In theory.

>In theory.
kekd here

Let your autistic side show and draw shitty family picture with halos on mom and dad's head. Write "I miss you mommy and daddy. I'll see you soon." Draw second picture of kid hanging itself.

>Cred Forums engineering division

keked

Checkkked

Stop wasting helium, faggot. We need that shit for scientific research. There's a shortage of helium on Earth; google it.

Did u even read your link jackass? Alkaline=/=acid retard. You use acid to clean up alkaline bc its a mild caustic
Lern 2 ciense

Shut up faggot