What's a good substitute for a vagina(that's not a flashlight)

What's a good substitute for a vagina(that's not a flashlight)

I'd recommend a fleshlight

A hand.

A feminine penis

Another man's pee hole

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A cake

I used to use a plastic water bottle with two socks and a latex glove.
The bottle has to be cut first to its max diameter, then put in the socks and fold the ends over the plastic edge. Next, place a latex glove inside and fold that over the edge. Then you apply the lube of your choice.
Or... you could just use your hand like most people do.

a life?

A liver, or a carton of milk with Vaseline lathered inside.

a sheeps vagina

This

An asshole.

partially hollow out a thick cucumber.

That actually sounds plausible. Then you can heat up the cucumber slightly in a microwave.

money

that looks kinda frozen
also, how do I stick my weiner in it?

I think they mean just cut a hole in it. It actually makes sense

that's the idea sport. feels good man

Just make a hole in it with a knife

Cucumbers are the best unisex sex toy. A flesh light and a dildo both st adequate size.

sounds like too much work
why not just pour some hot porridge in a rubber glove? dat oughta do the trick

More like 'oata'! Ha! Oh...

You can't hold a rubber glove firmly

Apple pie

ok use a non-rubber glove then? idk, leather? kinda expensive, but still cheaper than dating

such a piece of meat cost like 30$ where I live
I prefer the prostitutes

sure, but you can't turn a prostitute into a nice meal once you're done with her

Where?

You so can though

Not cheaper than a fleshlight doe

no. you can't. just a regular meal
trust me, hoes taste like crack

he specifically said no flashlights

Get past the crack and it's soft/tender.

But not fleshlights. Check's

*'d

If you have a nice chianti you can tho

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I had some good results with my two hands and a piece of butter.

I fucked a watermelon once. It wasn't that great. The first few pumps were ok but after that it loses its grip.

1. Fill two party size balloons with warm water
2. Put between a pillow and fold pillow over.
3. Wrap a belt around to hold on place.
4. Get lube and insert dick between balloons.
5. Feel good man.

Same idiot here. I also made this thing out of a cardboard tube that I taped to a vacuum hose and put my dick in. This was surprisingly ok, but you need to cut a sort of "relief hole" in the side of the tube. If done right you get a pretty good sucking out of her.

a mouth
or
an asshole