I have officially reached the lowest point in my life. I am in love with Vanessa Bloome from Bee Movie...

I have officially reached the lowest point in my life. I am in love with Vanessa Bloome from Bee Movie. I just spent $1200 on a 4K resolution TV and bought Bee Movie on bluray just to see a 3D animated character voiced by Renee Zellweger in High Definition.

A fucking 3D animated character.

I don't know how it happened, I saw it in theatres when i was 12 in 2007 and I was infatuated with her when I first saw her on the big screen. I think it's because I was at that age where you start to get sexual urges and notice girls.

That's supposed to be one of the greatest parts of a young man's life, first discovering his sexuality and discovering the opposite sex (If you're heterosexual). I was supposed to be fantasising and talking to girls in my class.

And then Bee Movie comes along and brainwashes me when I'm at arguably the most vulnerable point in my life. Vanessa stole my heart just as it was about to bloom (My life is full of these puns and it sickens me).

It's her flowing, silky brown hair. Her graceful body. Her huge, green eyes that could make even the hardiest of men weak at the knees. I didn't stand a fucking chance.

Every day for the last 9 years I come home to the only person I have ever had eyes for. My desktop background, phone wallpaper, framed pictures in my bathroom (for when I wish to experience an intimate moment with my beloved), are all Vanessa.

I wish I was joking.

She stunted my growth as a normal human being with normal human relationships, but every time I'm in her presence I swear im 1000 ft tall.

This is not a meme. I didn't really know how I'd write this, but I just wanted to vent about how she's the worst, and best, thing that's ever happened to me.

Ask me anything, I guess. I don't know.

Sorry shes taken man

are u gay

At least your girl will never fuck your friends or break your heart lol

...

We need a time stamp with framed picture

Show us your room to prove, timestamp too

Inb4copypasta

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

"Deplorable" just barely describes you fucking people.

I can relate, I mostly fap to porn etc. from 2006-2008, when I was 12-14
I got a 2 hour long compilation video of footage from a camwhore called sweet victoria that mostly doesnt even exist anymore outside of my laptop