Don't go to RiverFire Ausfags

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This a troll. Fuse that short is the best way to become the one armed bandit.

no you

Maybe he's alluah akbarring ?

Time stamp fegit

Lol pipe bomb damn that is soooo like 1990's

>rivers on fire or made out of fire
>probably filled with deadly snakes and spiders too
>fucking Australia
>not even once

Fuck you faggot i'm still going cunt. You call that a bomb?

Have fun getting assploded user... post results

A single pipe bomb?

$10 says OP tries throwing it into a crowd of people

a river is on fire? It must be very polluted

I know, right? I could hold that in my had and watch it go off. The most I'll get is a sore finger and thumb because my whole body is hard and calloused from being so tough all of my life

stop painting things faggot

looks like OPs mum is on the rag and asked him to get one of her special tampons for heavy flows

robot tampon

This is a terrible design. Normally with a butt plug you want to have a nice taper on one end and you don't want that many flat sections as it can feel uncomfortable

Why the fuck would I want to go to a River Fire? that sounds horrible.

come on OP we need a greentext

>be me story
>hate people
>die ausfags

Festival isn't until 24th of Sep?
INB4 task squad crashes your ass in next few hours you daft fuck
>your vpn will not save you faggot

not bad op, but google search finds the really shitty websites as well

fucking lol.
brisbane faggotry at it's finest.

I like you so don't go to America Tuesday November 8th

put me in screencap

trump 2016

>go to america
>be everywhere at once
>allakhubar
>100% accuracy
>multi kill

This

OP bested all of you idiots