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TV ? Do I look like a millionaire ?

This is shitty bait

Electricity ? Do I look like a millionaire ?

Wtf explosion in NYC
OP isnt baiting sandniggers attacked again

Home? Do I look like a millionaire ?

Holy fuck he's actually telling the truth
Now I've seen everything

They'll just blame it on white guys somehow again when it was just a bunch of mudslimes

what happened?

Bombings in Chelsea area of Manhattan. 25 dead, numbers rising

Lol no one died just fags with cuts

>25 injured
>none appear to be life threatening
Worst fucking bomb of all time.

unrated post of the year award

shits.legit

>that massive faggot they just interviewed
Why can't they make better fucking bombs

yahoo.com/news/possible-explosion-reported-nycs-chelsea-neighborhood-010526841.html

ISIS needs to step it up

If my post ends in 5, Kek is sent to the Shadow Realm.

a good old fashioned zozzle

Scriptfag

Holy fucking shit say goodbye to kek
checkm8 atheists

nice aimbot, faggot

Holy shit

!!!!!

This can not be. YUGI WHY!?

he said cnn ya dingus, type cnn.com or whatever

Something's fishy here

keked hard

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Dont start this shit again. Also do your research, learn were Kek orginates from.

You just threw Bre Rabbit into the briar patch

SOMEBODY POST THIS ON Cred Forums

THEY WILL FLIP THE HELL OUT

Cnn is gay lol

Oh boy here we go.

motherfucking checked

What have you done!

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Oh shit

>Implying heretics from a different board with different digits have power over kek

Sorry, needs to be done on Cred Forums

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Kek is FROM the shadow realm

This only empowers him

You fool, KEK IS The shadow realm

Best post of the last few years easily.

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MODS bannn this faggot

Looks like someone opened the zozzle nozzle

Kek

I've seen it all, I can finally die happy

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KOG

WHAT

goodnight sweet kek ;_;

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Discarded because this is Cred Forums

KEK IS FROM THE SHADOW REALM FUCKER. YOU'VE ONLY HEIGHTENED HIS POWERS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek is the god of CHAOS, you FOOL

Do it again, I wasn't looking..

YOU FOOL!

This is like giving locking goku in the hyperbolic time chamber, your only empowering him!

More Kramer gifs pl0x

WHAT
THE
FUCK

You're mom's legit

No more sorr

Shitty ass TV.

KEK

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>you are mums legit
kys

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>cnn
>clinton
>news
>network

Plz don't do this

some mudslime put a pipebomb in a dumpster hurt 27 ppl

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WHAT have you DOOOOOOOOONE!?

IMPOSSIBLE

rip

what does that mean

why are there so many replies to this shit post? I don't get it.

Cred Forums here, give us back our chaos god you fuck

Internet ? Do I look like a millionaire ?

>Clinton News Network

they actually attack Clinton quite a bit, so no
not really anymore

>Kek is a Egyptian god
>Is a god of chaos
>Gets sent to the fucking shadow realm and has his power increased

Yugi... you done fucked up you FOOL

nah hes fine

you just activated my trap card, faggot. Now youve unleashed everything in the shadow realm.

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

gtfo of b idiot

Kek IS the Shadow Realm.

Lurk moar newfag

HAHAHAHAHA

w-w-what have you done lad?

F

shut up faggot
I don't play video games
fuck video games

>zozzle
Not gonna happen newfag, BTFO.

kek is only on Cred Forums shitty b numbers dont change shit

no fuck you
this is a thread about Donald Trump
that fucking faggotry does not belong here

Kekxodia? that's not possible, no one's ever been able to banish him!

I'll fucking kill you and your whore mother faggot

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just close your Cred Forums app in your iphone dude and get back to facebook

You should be the one of lurking if you think Cred Forums has any power over Cred Forums's memes.

This is literally a gay porn board.

you were so close to being kek but of course you had to delete it
>>Kek getting 87

>Is that really surprising?

>implying kek isn't the lord of the shadow realm

Look fuck you faggot
I am not a video game dweeb
I don't care about that fucking post

it's offtopic and you are a fucking faggot for replying to it

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Oh god...
What have you done....

LOOK SHUT THE FUCK UP
THIS IS S TRUMP THREAD
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LOOKING FAGGOT

thanks lori

useless

Kek lives in the shadow realm you retard.

Am I the only faggot that finds NY girls accent a turn on ?

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go to bed kiddies

YAMUUUU YUGIIOOHHHHHHHH. IT'S TIME TO DDDDDD-UUEEEEEELLLLLL

Fuck in hell why did anyone tell this newfagh about Cred Forums

FUCK YOU THIS IS A TRUMP THREAD NOT SUPER MARIO CRAP

I cant believe i was dumb enough to buy that "religion of piece" bullshit

the religion was LITERALLY started by a warlord serial rapist who tongue kissed little boys because allah said so

NIGGEr`S

SMELLY

DUMB

FROGPOSTING

SCUM

YOUR KEK WAS OFF BY 1 BECAUSE HE IS STUPID

>the god of chaos, bringer of light from the darkness
>not already in the shadow realm
I mean, ya'll niggas just adopted the darkness. Kek literally comes from it.

>be me
>goes to school
>September 19, 2016
>"user, please report to the office!"
>tfdididothistime.jpeg
>See principal, sheriff, and mom
>mom comes crying to me and gives me a hug
>icantbreath.png
>lets me go
>sheriff says "user is this you?"
>he shows me this thread and the photo posted
>I said yes
>Principal looks like he just saw a fucking unicorn
>Mom starts sobbing
>apparently at the same time, mom was out shopping for groceries last night and was held at gunpoint
>and just as I replied to this, the guy with the gun got ran over by a girl texting on her phone
>sheriff says "Damn user, you saved your mom!"
>horysheet.jpeg
>goes up to her and gives her biggest hug
mfw I saved my mom's life from these and I've always thought that these wouldn't fucking work

You faggots realize kek literally is the shadow realm, right?

Pic related.

Besides, a gay porn board has no power over Cred Forums memes.

>I take my anime website very seriously

Oh my child, did you not realize that Kek rules over the Shadow Realm?

wrong

Do you understand, what you just did?

>Being a single board poster
>Impliying Cred Forums isnt everywhere

FUCK YOU MY WIFE IS BLACK
DON'T YOU FUCKING USE THE N-WORD AROUND ME YOU FUCKING LITTLE PUNK GODDAMMIT

yes

Kek, god of Chaos and Darkness, banished to the Shadow Realm?

Oh no, how will he ever recover!

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>kek impliying Cred Forums isnt full of fat virgin skinhead faggot cucks that lurk boypucci threads here topkek

FUCK
YOU

THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP
NOT SOME STUPID FAGGOT VIDEOGAME DOG OR PIG OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS

k

>says don't use it bc my wife is one
>not realizing you called your wife a nigger
So which one's racist, user?

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LMAO nobody is going to do it because someone posts this exact thread literally every day but this time something actually happened.

Sorry m8, we lynch degenerates like that.

Like I said, Cred Forums has no power over us. Go back to fapping to your """feminine penises"""

probably another meth lab

YOU BASTARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Dont worry Yugi,

Your bud is here to help you send the kek back to the Shadow Realm!

JESUS CHRIST STFU
STOP TRIGGERING ME FAGGOT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS POST HAVE SO MANY REPLIES

FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT

Fucking amateurs. Another bullshit attack pulled off by people that can barely tie their shoes but they'll give credit to ISIS.

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go back to your board to cry about hillary and muslimes faggot

>Kuk

I didn't realize Cred Forums got so far into their cuck obsession that they literally worship a cuck frog.

lel

Reminder that Cred Forums is for faggots, cucks and trap lovers ;)

I'll go back when you faggots stop spamming threads about yourselves.

FUCK YOU
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>some weak ass yu-gi-oh shit

Get this script kiddie outta here

>you like it when I say
>cuck


>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Five fives, all that power

Nice try, but Cred Forums has no power over Cred Forums

We have Trump, you guys have...haha...heheh... (((feminine penises)))

fake and gay

You pussy, you know you a cat
I see your whiskers you be Tiggerin.

>Cred Forums thinking they are relevant since chanology

Stop spamming our board, tranny lovers.

what is that

If this quints god is banished to heaven derp

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They will figure out a way to blame trump

>Cred Forums thread deleted
>KoG and his glorious quints remain

This is a good day.

have a trap sweety you are kinda mad

Frankly I'm surprised there haven't been attacks out of fear of a Trump Presidency
he definitely hates Muslims

hey world

Heyy friend

Fare thee well in the shadow realm

What do you even fucking call this? Pents? 5ives? Also, what the fuck are the chances of this, like 1 in a quatrillionphillion?

Sasuga, if trips Kek returns.

Whatever the case may be, kuk is dead.
King Of GETS reclaims his throne, proving its abdication was a willing and temporary one.

kek

Quints

I work with a counter terrorism unit and I can tell you the bombs here are not the real threat. They're to gauge response time of emergency services in preperation of a larger move later on. A pipebomb was activated in a dumpster in New Jersey not long ago likely for the same reason.

K

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Holy shit. Explain more. Has the plot been uncovered yet?

Show degree

Someone archive this.
>Someone archive this.
Someone archive this.
>Someone archive this.
Someone archive this.
>Someone archive this.
Someone archive this.
>Someone archive this.

Those are some highly impressive singles.

Oops. My secret is out. I'm evil

Nothing confirmed but it's standard MO for even slightly trained/organized terrorists.

Awesome

WHY? IT'S JUST STUPID OFFTOPIC FAGGOTRY ABOUT SOME LITTLE KID'S VIDEO GAME. THAT SHIT DOES NOT BELONG HERE GODDAMMIT YOU FAGGOT FUCK
THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP
AND MEN

pronounce Kook

ZAMASU!

>black Goku

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>when you get btfo by repeating digits

And let me guess, someone foiled a Muslim plot shortly thereafter, but it's not in the newspapers but you know about it

faggot

>Tries to go for the lowest hanging fruit possible to save kuk
>Still can't do it

Good lord. We are witnessing the death of a meme.

>911

DON'T TOUCH KEK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>touched
>anally

>tumblr
>Illuminati unironically

Shadimeh.

Damn niggas, chill out

Underrated post. But best in all of thread. Is this a ylyl?

>but the trips keep coming

Nope just been trained and doing this for years and it's textbook redflag stuff. Doesn't mean it's muslims yet everyone jumps to that conclusion. Plenty of domestic terrorist suspects on watch lists.

>and the dubs don't stop coming

Sorry sandnigger

Chicken Tendies

Check em

back to the singles but I hit the ground running

So what big terrorist event in NJ happened some time after that pipe bomb was detonated?

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did the RELIGION OF PEACE strike again

checkednigger

What?? Ha, my sides just blew up! At leas 25 blood cells kekkled.

Too lazy to go higher

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Like I said it's all about making a scene then sitting back and evaluating the response. I'm not sure if you think a pipebomb equals 9/11 20 minutes later or what but that's not quite how it works.

Stay bright pupper

>yfw Kek fails to get 66666 in this thread
>the final nail in the coffin

I am the true true

You guys are killing me! Theres more damage to my sides than to those bystanders.

So you're just talking out your ass

sorry faggot I don't respect the need some have to drive this country even deeper into fear and deprive people of their rights in the process

Also these things work as "refreshers" for the fear terrorism attacks elicit. It could even be someone sadistic enough to do only something like this just to generate fear and paranoia. That's why divisions like ours exist to monitor situations like these over time.

not even dubs lol

so is kek rekt now

does this mean that the media is out of touch with what's cool and in again

interesting how it happened right after USA "mistakenly" attacked Syrian army in Syria.
obvious false flag is obvious

Isnt that the purpose of any religion....

Good story user. I'm proud of you

WHY KOG WHY

wew

amazing

Don't knock tongue kissing little boys until you try it

Sick script

Hacks; no other explanation

We're gonna need a bigger wall

Fuck off nigger cunt

I had a sandwich with A LOT of mayo on it today and now my farts stink really bad and I feel dangerously close to pooping a little I also have a fan blowing my farts at me and I'm only marginally enjoying it

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WAITING FOR THAT 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666

Not the bombs fault, amerifats just have a huge layer of cushioning that protects them from vaccines and bombs.

wew

Bro, Kek is an ancient EGYPTIAN god of Chaos and Darkness. You think he can't get out of the Shadow Realm? He probably created it.

here we go

Oh shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet

KYS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
False gods go to the shadow realm.

Define false?

man

wew lad

memetic

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nice 5s

Half woman half man bitch gods.

great job

supreme

noice

VERY NICE

Zozzle
It's from pikmin you Nigger faggot jew

flush easy nigga

If this ends in 8 ur a lying faggot

>my sides

He did it

This killed pol

>yahoo
Now thats bait

W

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What have you done!?!?!?

pathetic mods,

trips

Don't forget education

MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

KEK CONFIRMED SEALED WITHIN THE DEEPEST TOMBS OF TARTARUS

This is top zozzle

Stay bright pupper

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god?

--

>911
>lumonartay pictor
>noiyn eelabbon cunfermid

gg

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CPAP

Replying

You don't seem to understand, kek IS the shadow realm.

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K

Underrated

Cmon guys, there are many reasons someone might bomb new york. We dont know that it was a terror attack. Please halt your buzzwords.

Kek no more my nigger.

youtu.be/IapTPZj-YpY

Kek

faggot

Don't let your dreams be memes

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you, what have you done

pressure cookers make great bomb cartridges. They used poor explosives though most of the explosion was just the pressure being released.

>mass alert the public if there's a potential bomb
yes causing a panic helps

you rich faggot

>many reasons to bomb new york
>reasons to cause terror
>not a terror attack

???

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A pressure cooker found with wires, also three pipe bombs in New Jersey no Terrorism, so people be quitting been so judmental probably a random jewdy attack.
OH SHIT A FUCKING PRESSURE COOKER IN THE TRUMP TOWER !! ???????

holy niggers

Who gut satan