Execute order 69

Whassup guise, watchin a movie

Watcha watching, bitch?

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Scout's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

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Look. I don't mind the furry stuff, I'm not into it personally. But please, don't get your furry into my star wars references. Do you really want jar jar's tongue up your ass? No, I didn't think so. "Mesa gonna cleanse your colon user, spreada da cheeks." *BUARBLEARBLEARBLEARBLE*

I too am watching something. It's called Seven Minutes in Purgatory.

Need to learn how to take dick better without as soon as it goes in.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

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Without what as soon as it goes in?
Don't tempt me to post that, it exists

Clenching. I meant clenching, my bad.

And back to our regularly scheduled gfur
Takes a while to get used to stuff like that, especially if what's going in is large

Go ahead, out yourself on getting off to one of the most hate movie characters of all time.

It's not hard to look up something if you've seen it before on the page of an artist you like

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So it's sort of a "practice makes perfect" deal? Will it feel better the more I practice? And by better I mean could I get off to it?

It depends on who you are I think, I got used to it pretty fast because I'd always used makeshift stuff that was smaller and fingers when I was younger and enjoyed it, so the first time I tried a literal horse dildo, I hilted the thing the first try and instantly came

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diamonds

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BBC or the shitty american version?

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Speaking of dildos, thinking of either getting a new long one or getting a stretcher/training toy, not sure what

tf2 is still shit

depends on what you already have; my current usual collection, got a few more recently

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I've got one that fits pretty well up until the knot, and one that's too wide for me to take (hence the stretching toy idea)

huh...anyone actually posting anymore?

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Does that really have a weiner under there

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primed for fuck

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why not A Clockwork Orange?

Might watch later tonight, with some milk of course

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tf2 is the best arena shooter ever made

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Nek minut

overwatch

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Been playing some Bioshock remastered, it's neat

Unreal Tournament 2004 way was better, you can eat my ass.

Lolfag

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Of course, fresh from the ceramic titty statue.

reply to this post and you will die in your sleep tonight

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Don't worry, I have immunity cat.

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Sucks when your SO lives just far enough away that you can't visit them until the next time you have vacation time (next year)

immunity cat cannot help you here

>Anyone willing to suck your cock is 100 billion trillion gazillion miles away.

potentially

it's actually tribes 2 anyway

Fuck the Nameless King.

I worked overtime today.
I'm looking at about 540 bucks come payday.

damn Nice dude, what sort of responsible things will you do with your money?

More like I'm willing to suck cocks and take them, but in the area I live, most everyone is either horribly homophobic, and twinks/trans people are mostly the only gay people, who only want other trans people or twinks. The only gay bars that I know of near me are also at least an hour's drive away and I don't have the schedule to go to one or the confidence to, at least when I'm sober
Nameless King was pretty easy

Tribes never wanted to work on my computer back in the day.

What platform you play on?

Well, I paid 2 months of insurance and a full tank of gas on this one I had. Then I got a pizza and I'm broke now 'till Friday. Next pay day is going to personal loans I need to repay.

What type of shit-paying job do you work? Or is that from one week

I like twinks, but they think im ugly.

my condolences. did you play ascend?

seems like a good start.

g-gentrified privilege..

One week.
I work a factory job at 11.50 an hour.

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I am excited to get my life together.

Yeah, I usually played pathfinder or sniper for maximum sanacs.

Exactly, or the fact that I used to act like a twink when I was younger and got that shit bullied out of me faster than you can read this post, leading to me being a lot less fun than I used to be and way less outgoing, to the point where every single person I've told, including really really gay people that I'm friends with (not guys or are taken and into monogamy) has said they thought I was totally straight.

What is he saying?

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personally, work 12 an hour at a country club gig...need better personally, and a second job to afford to move out. Sucks.

seek to build up a base of money to invest in a safe mutual fund.

yea i played go fast man too, until the jackal was released, then i played that guy till the jackal was nerfed then the game died

I do tech support for the same wages, in a place that shits on you if you have to go to the bathroom more than twice a day or want to be treated like a person.

anyway bbl dear friends

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I act straight because I dont want people to know I like guys.

He's the antithesis of my build.

Xbone.

I could use a room mate and fuck buddy ;p

I plan to do just that.
My goal is pay off all loans to people I know and make payments on medical and school.
Save up around 10K if not more and see about purchasing a house back in Alabama near Snuffles again.
Then work there.

I am one of the fastest builders on my line so I can be done with my day of work in 3.5 hours so after that I can help whoever and shit as much as I like. Not to mention I get along with literally everyone in my area so that helps.

RIP

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nibi stop posting shit

I'd love to let people know I like guys, but subconscious stuff is a bitch to get rid of. It physically stops me from doing/saying things to people or with people

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Homosexuality is a weakness and its foolish to expose weaknesses.

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>... huh
I don't get how I keep getting sent back here, even if I don't try to come back here.

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THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS
THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF IN TRADE

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Satan pents checked.

I'd honestly love if someone were to find me and fuck me into the ground and make me his bitch in many ways, but that's why we have dreams right?

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Like this pretty much, actually

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Made me think of it

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>and fuck me into the ground and make me his bitch in many ways
That sounds very rude.

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It would be, and I'd love it

Its the highest form of compliment in the furry community

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Thinking of trying some legal plants soon for fun, even have a person that can trip sit for me if I need him to

>community
if you know, personally, irl, people who identify as furries, kys

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Slllllllllllllllut.

You mean, like, a ficus?

Yep, and I don't really care if people think that, at least I shouldn't. Hell, I have issues admitting I like certain things to people that know I'm gay, even though the only thing that would possibly come of it from people that I told would be "what are you, gay/a sissy?"

I've known furries before irl, they didn't know I was a furry though.

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tbqh fam, furcons are breddy gud

well, then it would be my honor to consensually rape him

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More along the lines of stuff that can make DMT, or specific mushrooms

Put on a skirt and have them fuck you, show them who the sissy really is.

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yeah, I guess that's not what I meant.
>furcons are breddy gud
I've only heard cringe and horror stories.

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Oh, like portobello mushrooms?

Would be fun

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Well i was gonna jerk off

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Think more colorful and potentially dangerous
Meesa so sorry

Shiitake, got it.

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Moar paws plox

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but mushrooms are fungi, not plants

>Put on a skirt and have them fuck you
I've already jerked off three times today, gonna have to ask you to stop

>I've only heard cringe and horror stories.
to live is to cringe, but I was shocked (even at the second convention) at how unabashedly open people are with their sexuality (even the really weird shit)

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Still
So basically, conventions might be the place I'd want to go, but be very fucking selective of who I talk to/become associated with (I know a few that I'd be able to go with and do things with while there, just a matter of time and money)

kill yourself dog fucker

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Nope. Now we need pics of Lelric in skirts.

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Don't have one at the moment, sadly. They're comfy though

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Are cuntboys gay too?

My BF likes them.

Depends on who you ask.

>Lelric
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.

Well I'm here and have been posting, no namesync I take it?

I don't think it's wrong to like them, cunts are cool boobs are bad

Any of you furfags up for RP? I'm on omegle and bored as shit.

I used to do RP, but I got really bored of it after a while

Anyone making a new thread?

Want to give it another try? Might be interesting.

Create a new thread.

>no namesync I take it?
That's quite against the spirit of this board. Additionally, I'm quite wary of how that whole thing works.

Bumping so I can save shit

If I do, it's gonna be in the irc channels I was a regular in

New thread

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So who would you be? Or were you a lurker at the time you last saw me

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