Start rolling fags

dog=god

Shit

i am now god i fuck ur girls and take ur money
youtube.com/watch?v=X2i4hXhwSGs

Rolling

>be me, already God

Who's god

Bow down bitches

what if i'm Satan?

lets try this

get

Sure, why not.

ahoy

checkem

Alas, my friends. My journey starts here!

Roll

rolling

roll

God has arrived

reroll

r i mod yet?

yyeaa

I don't even exist

god is kek

whatever

Krom.

Check em

checkem kiddos

y'all faggos step up cuz God is in da house

god get

>1st decree
>all women 10/10

Childs play

last reroll

g

God is dead

69 god = porn god

You fags can't even get a 69.

it is I your masTEr

hold my beer watch this

m9

I'd purge this world so hard I'd tear it a new one.
69 get

oops

roll

rolling 4 milhouse

Bow to your subconscious

winner

niggers

:stop autism:

I kills the pussy

FUCKING TRIPS BOYS!

that's why you got 00

Niggers

I AM GOD!

>let's play shildish pretend games, Cred Forums
I hate weekend Cred Forums

>
mfw

jesus status

milhouse

GOD ROLL

But am real

yung

>Roll

Ok

I have transcended

can't triforce can become god

PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING THIS AUTISTIC NONSENSE

God doesn't exist

I'm a demon

so wait is like like godlike god or just regular god?

Okay.

I am god

for my love boxxy

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Oh

This is a test

fuck

Neither. You don't become anything other than autistic.

Look at your new god

sign me the fuck up

bow before me

ayy

alpha godge status

If post ends in 69 then there is no God.

DAMNIT

im god faggots

...

sigh.

yeah boiii

Bow down before me faggots

Allah is true god of man

>no comma
kek

FUCKIN 1v1 ME M8

roll

Ayy ao

I already am a God

hear me roll

Pls I really need this.

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just showing off on first roll

I'M GOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LIBERAL PUSSIES

Donald J Trump here

if I'm god I'm going to sleep on the throne. may you all murder each other so I can watch it on tv.

Report

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Yall niggers cant fucc

Bow, now.

Your new god goys

bobaganooshmarconyherpyatis

BOW DOWN PLEBIANS

God damnit =^{

Famalam

i have lupus

:stop autism:

BOW!

I AM A RAP GOD
THE ONLY THING I DO IS FAP ON COD
(OOOOOHHHHHH)

Your girl and I will be doing 69 after you check'em

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roll GOD

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god

I'm Jesus of Nazareth

her feet look like sponges

holy shitting dick nipples

check

I am antichrist I can never win

a

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mord

What the actual fuck is wrong with you children?

autism

Don't you ever, EVER respond to my post again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

so close and yet so far

god bless

mom?

I guess im now god.

I'm a eunuch

suck it

b

bow to me lessers

...

Check em

Praise be unto Me

Tim I told you I post nudes on Cred Forums... Don't come on here if you don't wanna see mommy nakey :3

I'm not a god but the devil himself
get

if i become god will i finally be happy?

weekend Cred Forums
FULL
BLOWN
AUTISM

c

I am ur god now

G O D

Nice bait m88

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Don't you ever, EVER respond to my post again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

j

Alright, time to clean this mess up

hermaphrodite nympho god here

d

dnw I'd have to smite people and not be lazy

As your God, I command you all you call the next post a nigger

God roll

Hail Satan uwu

NOT GOD

dammit

:please stop the goddamn autism:

69 means Kek is back from the Shadow Realm and is now replacing me as God.

>satan trips

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shit

yo

found the devil
still no god

Fuck off frogfag

I'm here

-N
SIXTY
-N
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69696969696969696969699 TRUMP WINS THE ELECTION

I'm a god.

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rollin

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redemption

I will smite all Cred Forumstards

the next post will get 69

Blows dice.

If 69, all bow to your new God, Trump.

First time on this site and it's easy as fuck.

/trumpout

I am god

bam

f

GOD HERE

...

ROll

you all need to be banned for being underage

welp i guess god doesn't exist

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fucking wit you all

*trump will be god

if i dont get 69 god isnt real

...

Easy af

alright boys

g

Kek

...

this post is 69

#roll for trump

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k

kekkkk

What's some suicide music, Cred Forums?

Roll

h

69 here, check em

Kek is the only God.

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IT HAS OCCURRED

winrar

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>96

I'm Pachamama and Trump wins the election

>he thinks the frog's name is kek

GOD

GOD

You fucking idiot

7zip

Follow me, my children, who have strayed so far from the path of enlightenment

SUCK ON THAT BITCHES. BOW BEFORE CHRIST REINCARNATE

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roll

really?

First act as god, 69's cancel all roll benefits

I AM KEK.

so god what do we do

no

go die on a cross again faggot

I really like the songs from the musical "Oklahoma"

you're a dick sucker

I already am God

OP here.

winrar is a you

Did somebody call for a god?

god

?Who needs a god?

You sound like a jew.
>my first act as God is to declare all who read my words to heed them well. Delete your saved images. All of them. Every last Image you have. Get rid of them. Buy a prayer mat. Pray to my crucifixion as tribute to mans suffering. Beat yourself off to my countance. Take pleasure in your freedom to sin. As I have taken the burden of all mankind's sin.
> for the record- when I died, i went to hell. I died for all man's sin, and that weighed my soul down. Spent some time wit Lucifer he's pretty chill he loves dabs so we got along.
That is all. Obey my commandmant. Go forth and remove your image folder.

Now, kiss!

We are all the sons and daughters of cathulu. Remember to draw blood each full moon to repent for your participation in trap threads. And remember. Ylyl is actually ylyw because u I got happi c: till u look around and realize your a peace of shit person and the laughter turns to suicidal tendencies

Ask a God anything.

Why?

So close

what's for dinner

It is human nature to wonder, my son

Why?

Whatever was killed.

Might as well try

>69
god

That is how you were made by the Lord your God. (Me)

what was killed

Trump wins by a landslide.

I am god.

Why?

Do not test the Lord thy God. Many things are killed, processed and made available for consumption. What do you desire for dinner, my child?

kys

a sandwich please

Iam your god now!

I made humans due to angels being stiffs. So fucking boring all they do is tell me that I'm awesome all the time. I made humans seekers of knowledge, then made the universe impossible to understand, so I could find joy in their futile struggle to understand that which is beyond their level of comprehension. It gives me a chuckle now and again.

Why?

The regents for sandwich creation are within your grasp- have faith in mayonayse, for it is the holiest of condoments

I'm a god I define one

God

thank you for believing in me, god

Well my son, boredom is the cause. the ages pass with naught but the odd supernova or black hole. Initially I figured the universe was enough to keep me occupied for eternity, but after only a few sort eons, I lost interest in stars. If ya seen one, you've seen em all. But humans are delightfully fucked up. I pretty much blow my lid laughing as I watch them struggle- every now and again I toss a meteor one their direction, or a hurricane. I especially love when disabled humans like Steven hawking best even the most versed of your species. I thought it'd be a riot to watch a genius trapped in a retarded palsi body. It's all about sadistic entertainment I hope that answers your question

All that I am is within you child.

I like semen in my ass

I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest

it was a nice sandwich

Why?

dsfsdf

If this post ends in 69, Hillary Rodham Clinton will have her clitoris ripped off and she will bleed to death.

SO CLOSE

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MAKE ME A BILLIONAIRE

ylyl thread now

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The Lord your God has deemed that you are a faggot. But sodemy is good with me. Have all the faggy buttsex u desire. In fact, I recommend doing whatever you want, whenever regardless and especially in spite of the consequences. Satan needs all the butt fuckers he can get cause he's a submissive. That's why he lets me win all the time. Guy tried to kiss me once shit got awkward for a long time. But we are buddies now. 2000 years strong

lo and behold

fuck it lets try

roll

Roll

I am

Well, being all knowing means complexity is required to keep me occupied. Because simple stars don't get me off anymore. Watching humanity brings a spark of glee to my eyes. You people sure do know how to make a fucking mess of Eden *ahem* I mean earth.

gimmie

Rolling and smoking

Why?

You must tithe 10% of all your money to my tax collectors, the various churches, mosques, and temples of the world. I recommend the Catholic one. They really know how to make a billion look like a drop in the bucket

would you like part of the sandwich, god?

Because fuck you eat your Ck french fries. I don't feel like deconstructing reality for you. That's your Job, my child. I build the sand castle, and u btards knock it down for me

I appreciate it, however I am eternal and need only the energy of the universe and a single dew drop to sustain myself

Why?

alrighty, but remember the offer still stands if you get hungry

Why ask why, my son. Just be one.

Lucky number 69!

I really appreciate the offer- I have to go check on the Asian planet and I don't got any 4g out in that neck of the woods. If I'm hungry when I get back I'll let u know.
~Cicada 3301.

Why?

not happening

I am the lord your god.