Ey Cred Forums got a scorpion today, first dubs gets to name him

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This is now a get thread

twin dubs...double checked.

Thread is pretty much over OP better take more pics of mr fuck your face or we are out.

Snip Snap Doggo

my dubs > your's

nice

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kek

Get threadssss

ohhhhh

We do what we do my dude.

>this thread

how come

Tails :^)

Things like tarantulas or scorpions are autism level pets.

Elton Putin

Snip snapper is in his cave now, no pics possible atm, or mr fuck your face now

holy fuck get

noice

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pet bugs lol. how stupid is this.

Stabby Mcstingy

But seriously, what can you do with a scorpion other than feed it? It's a shit tier pet.

It's not rape if you're both crying

Name him Reddit

"he's been in my ass"

Durango

Invertebrates aren't pets, keeping them is considered a hobby, it's the same thing with fish.

Should have named him DJ Khaled

niggerbaby
>get

At least fish swim around, invertebrates just kinda sit there.

fleshlight

winrar

This still a get thread?

First of all, you're saying that watching a fish swim in circles in a tank is more interesting than a tarantula jumping on and sink its teeth into something potentially as big as a small mouse at lightning speed.

Secondly, and once again, you keep invertebrates as a hobby, not as a pet. you don't get them because you want to play with them, you get them because you enjoy caring for them, and watching them grow into an adult and potentially an impressive show piece.