HOW TO SPOT VIRGINS / RED FLAGS:

HOW TO SPOT VIRGINS / RED FLAGS:

>he has a velcro wallet
>he uses android phones instead of iphones
>he wears jeans that aren't slim fit or skinny

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The only valid one of these is the Velcro wallet one

This. Not being an applefag proves nothing but an IQ above 70

>going on about IQ

virgin spotted

Not a virgin myself, but as a man who plays a lot of Magic: The Gathering, I've noticed over the years that
>plays Magic: The Gathering
is actually a pretty good one.

I literally have all of these and I'm a virgin dawg.

Go away Apple shill, Android masterrace

The velcro wallet is the only point of validity here.
Im willing to bet OP is roughly 21 and has just recently lost his virginity to a huge slut he met at a oarty or something.
>Iphones are fucking gay shill bait
>slim jeans are for suburban fuckbois and hipsters
>implying good ol' boys wearing standard cowbo getups dont pull crazy ass at bars (we've all seen it)

yes, thank you. at least we won't have to shell out more money for a headphone jack with our new phone.

>wearing bootcut

Holy fedora batman

>key chain hanging from jeans
>animae tshirt
>wears beats head sets
>wears sensible shoes

>Jitterbug omega race reporting in
Step aside faggots

>wears sensible shoes

velcro wallet is accurate tho

socks and sandals

samefag

>wearing bootcut
Alone yeah its bad.
But when you see some country fuck walk up in ANY BAR no matter how out of the country it is, wearing some worn wranglers and a flannel shirt with some high mileage shitkickers, those fuckers always have girls on them. Even the corn fed fatass ones with names like "kyle" or "tommy"

Thanks for the (You) my friend, I'd feel bad if I didn't return the favor ;^)

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Idiot

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>he wears jeans that aren't slim fit or skinny

Skinny jeans are for beta little faggots though.

>shitty facial hair
>greasy face and hair

>Owns three or more ant farms

>makes threads on Cred Forums

So, the moment you get laid you run and buy an iphone?

I thought it was the other way round.

how bout velcro jeans?

slim/skinny jeans are a stupid trend. kick the habit. you'll thank me down the road when your sperm still works.

fuck that shit nigga. can be comfy af

get the fuck outta here Andrew.

>wears crocs
>sits in the front of the class
>has a nasally voice
>stands against the wall at parties
>has a waifu
>posts in fb fap threads
>watched naruto past the first season
>wears video game related clothing/accessories
>thinks playing the wii is kinda fun
>doesn't speak unless spoken to
>has ever downloaded r34/anime porn

but the easiest red flag that someone is a virgin that only virgins don't know about is:

>walking with your head down

What makes you think not having that stuff isn't a virgin?
This shit is only valid if you're trying to pick up indie-kids.

VICTIM OF SUBVERSION

>effeminate male
>porn addict
>poor study record

STAY AWAY

Apple lol. Holy shit you trend chasing faggot. How did apple convince you that having almost no control over your own phone is better? Is it the slightly better camera? Retard

>bad body odour
>wears only baggy fitting graphic tees with lame pop culture references such as ghostbusters
>lose fitting jeans in winter, 3/4 length cargo shorts in summer
>skate shoes
>very out of shape bordering on obese
>no car and no licence, despite the fact these are pretty much essential for life in our city
>lives with his parents
>no job, and on the dole (welfare in Australia)
>no hobbies that include physical activity or going outside, mostly just watches tv shows
>bowl cut

This are my 25 year old mate and as he is the only virgin I know I can only assume that anyone else just like him really has no chance.

Here's mine
>thinks being a virgin is a big deal.
back to high school faggot.

Manlet virgin spotted.

Kek