I'm a magical girl, ask me anything you perverts!

Make me smile, then.

My soul needs it.

best sexual experience ever?

Also worst?

Can you give me doubles?

magic tits and timestamp to continue

Not really
It's just I don't wanna use my glorious magic for you

Can make everyone smile!

What's that for stupid jerk

*smiling tenderly on you*

Haven't done any of sexual things tbqh

Doubles?

It's to prove to us that magic is real and so are you
Remember do it for Harry houdini
He died for your sins

>Haven't done any of sexual things tbqh

never? Well then, what would your ideal sexual experience be?

What's the point of posting timestamp?
Don't tell me you haven't ever met any magical girls ok?

low quality bait

sorry but the only things that make me smile are sharpies in girls poopers and timestamped tits.

>*smiling tenderly on you*'
Well, it was a nice thought.

timestamp = proof real. Tits are mandatory here. No there arent such things like magical girls

That's not my fault at all
I'm totally innocent, magical girls wouldn't murder

I wanna go out with handsome guys unlike you

I'm ok you don't believe me, it's not like I need you here

>I wanna go out with handsome guys unlike you
truth. I don't want to go out with handsome guys.

Don't tell me your mag8c trick is a magic stick between your legs

Then you'll never be happy, your smile's gone forever, too bad

Then you admit you haven't met one before eh?
I wonder how you managed to avoid all of them so far

Yes, doubles. Behold.

You have it wrong.

They avoid him.

There, I made myself smile. But then, who really wins, magicanongirl? Not the universe.

your magic is weak.

nice get wizard

Is that supposed to be sarcasm?
Whatever

I'm a girl you idiot

If you showed me your tits id smile

calling spiderman

What?

What are you talking about

Sure it is but hearing that from you is really annoying!
I mean you're virgin right?
Then you don't have any right to say back to me

...

It's called being witty
Unlike you

no.
you're some neckbeard faggot until proven girl by tits and timestamp.

How do you feel about magicians, miss magic girl?

>see anime girl

Any questions?

But I'd cry
Are you ok with making a cute girl cry?

Please don't

She's sorta cute, but not a magical girl
She's basically a zombie

whats is your preferred penis size, and what size is your magic penis?

Yes crying makes my dick even harder

I love to to hate newfucktards

Stuff.

user.

Just stuff.

The universe is in a bad place, ladywizard.

Smile mages are needed.

It works on humans. Usually. I think sometimes you need to smile first, though.

I think that helps.

I don't know.

Are you mad?

I don't know why it's that difficult for you beli believe what I'm saying really
Do you have some trouble believing others, because of your past I guess?

Found OPs wand

> I know about low quality baits and spidermans.
> I dont know about timestamps and dubs
> I am a magic girl
> believe me faggots

Absolute fakers
I hate them

WHAT IS MAGIC PENIS?
I'm not into guys anyway

Pathetic pervert

So what?

OP is a faggot confirmed

>WHAT IS MAGIC PENIS?

come now. you can't tell me you've never used that spell. not even once?

Thanks for your weird advice anyway

Mine's much more mechanical and cooler though

I've beee saying you don't have to believe me because I don't need any doubters

What's wrong with girls loving girls?

Not even once you idiot

oooooh. I think I understand now. You must cast the spell on the other girls.

I dont get how rubbing each others clits and watching the notebook is sexually pleasing bc u must have low standards

Use your magic to slide into my DM's fag

NO PROBLEM!

Smiling people are the best kind.

Usually.

Unless they smile when they murder.

Then I guess it's not so cool.

Unless they murder someone bad.

Then I guess it's cool.

Sometimes.

I think.

Were you born with your powers, or did you acquire them somehow?

Use magic to make me a marvelous singer ok it's easier than selling my soul which I've tried and have not succeeded in doing yet. Don't lose hope I say.

Sort of

What are you getting at

My magic exists to save people and purify evils like you

...

You must have evil to balance the good.

You are boring OP and your thread is dead

...

I guess so

Hard to explain
Some of them are born with natural talent though, basically you have to train to generate magic power using your magic circuit

If that's the case, your success will be secured, but at the same time that means you have to live as a faker until the end of life, are you ok with that?

Okay ma'am. Define faker. As in my talent is not real because of no practice and no raw talent?

Also I can't sing worth a damn but I sure can scream the way the emo kids like.

Lewd

Basically even magic can't break the law of this universe, I mean the world is based on causality, no executions to the absolute rule
So yes, I have to balance things

Lewd things make them smile.

Like bewbies and dead things.

I don't have anything dead Cred Forumsoys

Really

That's pretty much it
the point is you're a human
I bet you don't know what's wrong with being j faker now, but that's definitely wrong
Someday you'd be crushed by expectation from your fans

That won't work on anyone but perverts

Ugly

Bewbies will dew.

We cannot live in the future. We must live in the present. If I may someday reach the point to where I am no longer liked by fans then that will be the end. I must venture on with my life regardless. Everyone has to retire at some point. But yes, I can live with it. Let us prepare the ritual darling.

...

Then you have to post your timestamp and tits/dick first

You'd be surprised, magicanongirl.

Even other magicanongirls smile when they see bewbies or dead things *sometimes.

You must be new to the magicks if you can't smile at the dead or the bewbies.

Not lewd

My dick is not a part of the ritual ok. Leave the penis out of this torture.

It's just we're from different magical societies
It's not like I'm new!

...

Fine, then you have to practice casting spells
Have you ever done those of things?

Too ugly

No senpai. I just talk to Lucifer in my mind hoping he'll come and open a door for me. Alas he does not. How do I summon out great lord?

...

Summoing is one of the most difficult magic so you better start from easy ones like "concentration" or "patience"
These kinds of magic can be improved through training called spell casting

Perhaps.

Just strange.

Good and evil are human things. They are not real.

You believe yourself to work on the goodside of balance...

You will be hurt, young ladywizard. But you will be better. And your smiles will mean more.

You have a long way to go.

But don't we all.

Can someone just summon our great lord Lucifer and tell him to come visit me so I can sell my soul instead of me trying for months with no reward?

I wonder who you are

You wanna die?

You look gorgeous!!

Uh, sure. As long as I get to live and become rich and powerful and an excellent singer/screamer

Addendum.

My favorite smilemage was an old woman. I met her what must have been a hundred years ago.

She was kind. She lived in the woods, and tended to injured animals. I was still very young and naive.

I was hunting a rabbit when I encountered her. I missed the shot of course, as I am and always have been a terrible hunter, but found the process quite exhilarating.

I raised my bow for second shot, and she reach out, and put her hand on my shoulder.

"Come," she said, smiling to me.

I don't know why, but I let the string slack, and I followed.

I asked her where were we going, she replied, "A funeral."

I asked her why, she replied, "When I was young, I would try to find anyone, thinking any smiles I gave would be accepted graciously. And they did. My smile, it would spread like wildfire. But they'd walk away, and the smile would fade. The memory of that moment, gone forever."

We walked through the woods to an opening, with several animals standing around hole in the ground that could only be a grave in solemn silence.

"But funerals, that's where I shine. That's where my memory lives forever. The smiles there, they'll in their minds and souls for all of eternity. They want to smile there. They'll take any reason."

The rabbit slowly sobbed, and the porcupine lowered a tiny casket in the grave.

The old lady walked away from me, knelt down, and put a soft hand on the rabbits head. She whispered something, and the bunny turned, looked up at her, back at the grave, and smiled, the warm smile of goodbye, and thank you.

I hope this helps in your journey.

Oh to answer, I wonder who you are, too.

But I think we will meet.

The universe sends me your way from time to time.

I don't know why.

It's weird.

I guess it's not. Maybe it's just funny. I don't know.

But it happens.

And there I am.

And there I go.

Dead

Dead