Infographic thread. Cause the other one is literally cancer

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what do i do when the moon is up?

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>sparkling wine & starches
Whos the retard that made this shit? seriously, thats how you get bloated as fuck.

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anjoy being v&

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This is bull shit. Depending on your latitude and the time of the year, the suns arc will change.

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doesn't work

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Not an infographic but still

This is a good one

Thanks faggot fuck you.

>I have aspergers
>NO YOU DON'T
what if I actually was diagnosed

>proceed to step 7
>no step 7

lost cause

You still don't, learn to read.

Doesn't work?

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Course it doesn't work.
Think he would thank and curse the person in the same sentence?

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Any on clothes/suits?

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Cuz, ya know, big brother really gives two shits if some edgy teen wants to learn about chemistry.

I made this for /sci/ once.

How much chicken do I use them on?

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alright im done dumping, you folks have a goodnight or morning

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Hey thanks user, you posted some interesting shit

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COMMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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1.2 bill more ppl in an overpopulated world would have had a very detrimental effect on this planet you fucktard

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calm yourself

>capitalist
>malthusian apologetic

you understand that capitalism naturally leads to overpopulation and excessive use of resources right?

also any atheists ITT?

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Here

>the uk rules the world
some people actually believe this

It's still a good estimating tool. Do you think you're holding fingers up and saying, "I've got exactly 63.23 minutes of daylight left!"?

No, you say, I've got about an hour.

works in the late evening hours, almost everywherey, try it

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Anyone got something for a flash bang/bomb?

what kind of gay ass shit is this

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1/10 for making me reply. This user likely works at fucking Starbucks.

the other one was funnier

Are you morbidly over weight or cripled if you can't jog 30 min without stopping?

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What exactly is a "sports watch"? Because I have an Invicta Pro Diver and I wear it quite often.

Why don't you go have sex with it then. And don't come running back to me luring me with your dubs when it 404s cause we are over

its technique i think.

some people dont run, and consequently cant do it very well, tense up and burn themselves out.

i can go for three 3 minute rounds in the ring of boxing sparring no problems, but i cant (and never tried) to do any running more than 30 minutes.

on the contrary, this physio i spar with sometimes, runs for an hour every morning, but cant last more than 2 minutes in the ring.

or perhaps its something to do with anaerobic/aerobic. idk.

All this "sound clever" may actually be terrible advice, people may think you're just a pretentious worthless shit and dislike you.

>need to know how long til dark and can't see what you're doing.
>stare at sun and blind yourself even sooner.

However much you can eat.

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>listening to anyone that's in college
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I love this thread, and I can tell you have some dubs in you too. Can't we just be friends?

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It's supposed to be the middle numbers

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what pairs best with a boones farm strawberry?

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>can't we just be friends

I can't believe you're trying to friendzone me after all the infographics I've provided you for the Chad who's just funnier. Guess the other anons were right, true love doesn't exist in this day and age

kys

>keep buying her presents until she loves me
yeah this nigga obese

This is Cred Forums. These so called lifehacks WILL get you killed

Cred Forums tier infographic

"you need about a gallon of drinking water per day per person"

get the fuck out of here, as long as you drink when you're thirsty you'll be fine

>Cred Forums tier infographic
Cred Forums tier would be "110% of crimes are black on white"

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I agree that's bs, seeing that only working in harsh climates.

Worst advice I've seen in a while. Ignore this one, if you're trying to get out of the friendzone

Why?

Some things are good in this one, but you should be upfront with saying "I'm interested in more than just being friends" and say what it is you want. If she's interested too, she'll contact you again and you set a date. Done.

Also the thing with the almost-kiss. What is this? High school advice? If at some point she looks at your lips, that means she's ready to be kissed and you just go for it. Don't be a shy or pull-back kind of guy, it shows a lack of confidence, which they don't like.

Any way of telling if she's ready for being more? How to make her like the idea? How to execute?
I'm curious because I have a crush on this shy chinese girl in my college and I don't want to fuck this up.

true advice, I've experienced it myself, listen him guys, he knows what he's saying

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This is a problem you have if you don't meet women regularly. At some point you won't be fixated on just a single girl and can get about meeting, talking and interacting with girls more relaxed and confident.

But since you're set on her, you have to look for signs of interest. Is she constantly around your orbit, is she touching you, even if accidentally, laughing at your stupid jokes, making/touching her hair if she's around you? Does she approach you on her own? Longer eye contact than usual? Is she facing you, if you talk with her or hast at least a foot or a knee in your direction? If you talk or sit with her, is she coming closer to you by herself? Is she caressing parts of her body or things she's touching (her leg, her ear, the glass she's drinking out of)? Does she have no problem doing 70-80% of the talking? Also get a list down with 30-60 questions you can pull up at any time if you're with a girl (with follow up questions, just don't make them appear out of the blue, e.g. if she's talking about her hobbies, don't ask what kind of guy she likes [but the kind of guy-question is still good, but keep it in context]).

These are some of the signs, if you talk with her at some point again and you see she's interested, tell her "We should meet up some time, when are you free to get together?" Don't ask for her permission à la "you wanna meet up some time?". Be the man, set the course of this relationship, but don't bring up "being a couple" or being exclusive, this is her job.

FUCK that looks difficult.

Thank you, but she's shy. I have touched her and she seems fine with it, but I don't know. The talking is mostly her doing, but it's just her helping me with maths. I will try my best to advance things tomorrow, at this point we aren't even friends yet.

lots of dials, probably a chronometer, alarm functions.

most likely comes on a metal bracelet.

diver watches are borderline imo. if you have a career and work a white collar job in a mid level or above position, then by all means.

usually the young fresh college graduate opts for something smaller and more unobtrusive, most likely on a leather strap. if you dont know what you're doing, just walk into any department store and ask for the above with some mediocre brand on it. it'll cost like 200 bucks when its like 60 from ebay shipped from china.

otherwise you can go the niche mainstream watch and get something from "the fifth" or MVMT if you want to fit in.

its all up to preference to be honest.

but you should have:
- a work watch - for work, maybe formal occasions
- a play watch - can be digital display, can be more colorful/expressive, but its a good idea to make sure you wont be too fussed if you scratch/lose it. preferably something waterproof and study (diver sports watches are good for that)
- maybe formal dress watch - if you pick the right one the work watch can double, but ideally it should have a slim profile (

the old pickup artist stuff is still relevant these days.

if not for anything but understanding social interactions in a structured way.
just dont get suckered into the whole alpha male/negging/canned game bullshit. you end up seeming autistic as fuck

Yo help me out Cred Forums
Doing an argumented speech
What are some good and bad effects that Pokemon Go has had on society that I can back up with sources? Tyvm .

Any exercises for burning Back fat?

Thank you papa user, I know I sound thick but what do you mean by a structured way?
It represents the era where nintendo stopped giving a fuck
It led to a resurgence of old fans, just to get pressured out of the franchise by normies who have never touched a pokemon game before
It shows that people are unwilling to go out unless it's to do shit with their phones

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Neapolitan ice cream.

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Don't start with friends or going the friend-zone route. Bring up getting together eventually after you met her and if she likes you enough, you're in. If not, look for someone else.

the right is neither a list of nobel prize winners or physicists... because opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.

Alright, depending on her body language , next train I'm on with her I will ask her out to lunch
Thank you, even if this fails, I really appreciate the effort you put in and I would likely not have the courage to do this otherwise. How do I get to know her interests, so we have something to talk about beforehand? If that isn't there I'll move on.

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Lunch and watching the movies are the two worst things you can do as a first date. This has a bunch of reasons: she might have something up later. Also it'll be not as easy to get her to another place, like another bar or pub, some place to grab some snacks and drinks, the park, your place or hers. You want dates set in the evening and where you can see and talk with each other without hindrance.

Dinner is fine, preferably with going to another place afterwards, lunch is terrible.

Oh and her interests? You just ask man, that's why you should have a questions-list ready in your head. "What do you like to do for fun if you're not at school?". It's as simple as that and can get a huge string of conversation going.

With regards to this, I would suggest finding someone outside the friend sphere. Being the one that wants something puts you at a disadvantage in the relationship. Find someone who isn't completely different but also on equal footing. The last thing anyone needs is to be treated like a god or less than a person.

You two dames gonna make it, er wha?

At least the numbers are rly simple.

any pua books worth the money?

got all of mystery, but still I lack anything advanced

thanks

good good, thats what we want you to believe

Information isn't illegal dipshit. You can't go to jail for knowing how to do something. You go to jail for actually doing it.

more like this please?
>inb4

If you're only ever going to read one book, get Corey Wayne's book. It's pretty much the best there is.

Its an infographic...

bullshit, there's no way that'll get me banned

and if I'm gonna read 2-3 books?
bear in mind that I'm not a noob, I've been a pua for 2 years now, with good results

You're new here, huh?

Thank you. I the park would probably be good, I could ask her to help me study in the park or her home, but it would be difficult to arrange, especially without it being sleazy. Maybe asking for help catching up on maths would be a good idea since I missed a lesson. I can't deal with being a virgin much longer, I'm not even ugly, just have low confidence and see most girls as having princess syndrome.
What do you mean? If it's food related, then
imgur.com/a/5nbmA
If it's fitness in general, then I'll post what I can, and it's a good idea to go to fit.

Really, I read a few myself, and they repeat themselves a lot and will give you bad advice to boot. Some tidbits of information here and there are good, but the essence of this is also in CW's book and he gives really good advice. It's the 20/80 rule, to get the rest of the 20% of information that's not in his book, you need to spend 80% more time. But since you've gone through a few books probably, you should be through with that already. The last book you'll probably ever gonna need is the one from CW.

social interaction by its very nature is dynamic given the various variables both individuals bring into an interaction, as well as environmental circumstances.

you learn to say hi, bye, please and thank you.

but nobody taught you mirroring, facial expressions, tonality etc. thats learned through trial and error throughout school years.

for some of us who were either restricted in their social interactions (shut ins) or have a developmental impairment (autism, asbergers, untreated ADHD), such opportunities were missed.

as such its why there's people out there spoonfeeding this generation of helpless men basic social interaction skills. whilst the primary focus is on how to attract women, the applicability goes deeper than that.

its worth reading up on in your spare time.

its covered by a whole lot of people pushing their own special program or whatever, and coded in lingo like "inner/outer game, openings/closings, approach" etc. etc.as well as some mild brainwashing on what they think is the female mentality (which is true for some, but not all groups of women) but the essence of the matter is there. i recommend magic bullets by savoy. was a decent read back when i was a horny highschooler/first year college when i still cared.

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Jim profit

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thank you friend, I hope you have a nice day

this is the dumbest pseudo science shit I have ever seen, even for /fit/

my eyes started bleeding at the PS part from all the cringe holy shit

Jim profit

what is this? a 101 cuck tutorial?

jim profit

A book for $68?
I'll focus on mirroring, facial expressions tone, but if you want to give me a few tips on those feel free to. I don't have autism and have a few friends, so I can't be that bad, r....right?
Also posting so no one thinks I'm a sponge

What kind of moss retard

So, 5x5 for beginners, right?

Thanks to that info I now know that bringing 3 metric tons of tinder and one full truck of kindling to the campfire is not as useful as it looks.

>What an idiot info

>spend time with other men

damn, to think i almost took advice from a faggot.

So what if I am eating rich fish with vegetables. Should I just pour dry white and light red into a big bowl?

What to do if it is night time?

Or if it is England (ie cloudy as fuck)?
I just tried this, it is somewhere between 9:00 and 18:00, but i'm not sure

I will build one of these. That's for sure.

How can they not?

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Bumpy Johnson

Lifehacks douchedag edition. If you do one of these, normal girls will run from you.

Still shows basically nothing. No one cares about Stalin. Hitler cucked him.

>I think broad sweeping statements are facts

you are an absolute retard.

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use moot's tripcode, that'll do the job