My little brother's birthday is today. Let's write him a birthday card. I will print out and deliver it to him.
Dear Sam,
My little brother's birthday is today. Let's write him a birthday card. I will print out and deliver it to him.
Dear Sam,
Happy Birthday Faggot!
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Fuck Jehovah !
Suck a dick nigger
you make my dick hard
And i fuck our mum.
I love you like CP
Sam this is the day you should have been aborted no one loves you faggot
do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?
Door stopper kid dropper grocery shopper nigger nogger
I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin
I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear
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we secretly call you sam the third because i strangled the other 2
please Hitler
i want you to know that i pee in the shower
OP here, our parents are divorced and he's the youngest of the family. Figured you guys could work that in.
make this the day we gape arses together
Oh shit nigger
fell special sam it was on this very day mom and dads marriage started going downhill and well you know what you caused
Allahu akbar
Jesus, that's a weird thing to write in a card to your brother, you sick fuck
sam not to assume your gender but you're the brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for
we're all surprised you're not more retarded bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you
From. Smoothharambe
PS. That's for the bleach
Not that were saying much by that, as you are quite retarded.
PPS: The divorce is your fault.
PPPS. stop hogging so many chromosomes let some of the other kids have some
Shit tastes good
HEY MY NAME IS SAM
I'm sorry Yellow-Eyes killed your girlfriend.
Sauce
PPPPS: I fucked your girlfriend
SO FAR:
Dear Sam,
Happy Birthday Faggot! Fuck Jehovah! Suck a dick nigger, you make my dick hard and I fuck our mum. I love you like CP.
Sam, this is the day you should have been aborted; no one loves you faggot. Do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?
Door stopped kid dropped grocery shopper nigger nigger.
I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin. I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear.
We secretly call you Sam the Third because I strangled the other two... Heil Hitler. I want you to know that I pee in the shower; make this the day we gape arses together.
Oh shit nigger! Feel special Sam; it was on this very day mom and dad's marraige started going downhill... and well, you know what you caused. ALLAHU AKBAR!
Sam, not to assume your gender, but you're the best brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for.
We're all surprised you're not more retarded, bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you. Not that we;re saying much by that, as you are quite retarded. Shit tastes good.
With Love,
Ben, Smoothharambe, and 24 other anonymous users
PS. That's for the bleach.
PPS. The divorce is your fault.
PPPS. Stop hogging so many chromosomes. Let some of the other kids have some
Is it your birthday?
pls, op, deliver. This is way too good not to happen.
Anyone want to help me make the birthday card? I'm trying to make it look nice with some typography shit but I'm no artist.
Type it... Print it.
I need a cover image.
this one is going on the back.
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I have the most terrible hadwritting ever. However, there are some nive lloking fonts out there:
Mightype
Halo Handletter
Haiku's Script
Worstveld Sling Extra
i'm working on it
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OP hows this?
That looks good. I just printed one.
this aint great but what do expect for a quick 5 min job fuck you OP i don't owe you anything
filedropper
.com/
happybirthdaysam
inside of letter
take a pic and show us the finished product
anyone wanna screencap this shit
I'll take a pic of him with it too
nice OP is not a fag this time, that's always a pleasant surprise
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thanks user. Got a name?
jim but i don't see what that has to do with anything
Corraline, suicide girl model and webcam girl
Well, there is still time
true we better get pics of sam holding the card with a shoe on his head
Finished product
fucking kek, love me some light hearted meme banter on Cred Forums now and then, gj
Nice, don't forget to cum on it for good luck (at least that is what my uncle does)
Listen little bro. From this day on, i hope that you have two beautiful children and that they get cancer.
Dear faggot have a happy die day
results
shout out to the fuck nigga tried to rob me at the walmart
ran up on his car had him eating shells like mario go kart
shoe on head
holy fucking kek OP followed through, well done sir you hero
Holy Fuck. no matter who that is or who you are, you showed this to someone.
You are
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
Seems like an awesome guy.
Are you my lil' brother? This happened to him about 2 months ago. Knocked the fuck outta the dude who attacked him.
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op delivered like a righteous bastard.
good on you, op.
Your bro seems good looking. Post your face OP. Prove you aren't the ugly duckling of the family
wish I had a relationship like this with my bros, feelsbad
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
feels bro feels
I'm touched by this thread.
fapping furiously.
I wish I had bros
We're all good looking motherfuckers. All I got was a pic from cosplay though.
posting in ebic bread
someone screencap for posterity
Not too bad. You do look like a middle aged german man, but a solid 8/10 middle aged german man, at that
Happy birthday Sam
TODAY, OP WAS NOT AN FAGIT
yeah it's all sticks and stones
if I punch man in the face I make his lip bleed to the left like Sylvester Stallone
include me in screencap :^)!
stop being an attention whore
Hope that made his day or something, happy birthday sam
Show butthole
how did you know I was a tripfag on the other boards :/
a mother knows these things
mum when did you learn how to use Cred Forums
also your english improved,
love you mum from the bottom of my heart, hope this is actually you looking down from heaven
it is, stop wanking so much or you'll go blind find a woman user christ sake
you've never said christ sake before, is this the heaven slang, you used to say init in your accent lol it sounded so stupid "ineh", I really miss you mum
also mum all the girls here are sluts, they come over to wank me off with their asses and go :/
What's cheese pizza got to do with this?
Rappers
man i wish i was as innocent as you
kek
Nice job OP. You're a bit less of a faggot than the others.
Thank you Randy. Something Positive, FTW.
Petitemarie, think she's on myfreecams
I'm glad she's hispanic and not white.
Rather have a sis
why
She won't crack at 30