My little brother's birthday is today

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

My little brother's birthday is today. Let's write him a birthday card. I will print out and deliver it to him.

Dear Sam,

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Happy Birthday Faggot!

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

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Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

Fuck Jehovah !

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

Suck a dick nigger

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

you make my dick hard

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

And i fuck our mum.

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

I love you like CP

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Sam this is the day you should have been aborted no one loves you faggot

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

Door stopper kid dropper grocery shopper nigger nogger

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

we secretly call you sam the third because i strangled the other 2

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

please Hitler

David Powell
David Powell

i want you to know that i pee in the shower

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

OP here, our parents are divorced and he's the youngest of the family. Figured you guys could work that in.

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

make this the day we gape arses together

Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

Oh shit nigger

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

fell special sam it was on this very day mom and dads marriage started going downhill and well you know what you caused

William Howard
William Howard

Allahu akbar

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Jesus, that's a weird thing to write in a card to your brother, you sick fuck

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

sam not to assume your gender but you're the brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

we're all surprised you're not more retarded bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

From. Smoothharambe

PS. That's for the bleach

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

Not that were saying much by that, as you are quite retarded.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

PPS: The divorce is your fault.

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

PPPS. stop hogging so many chromosomes let some of the other kids have some

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Shit tastes good

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

HEY MY NAME IS SAM

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

I'm sorry Yellow-Eyes killed your girlfriend.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

Sauce

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

PPPPS: I fucked your girlfriend

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

SO FAR:

Dear Sam,

Happy Birthday Faggot! Fuck Jehovah! Suck a dick nigger, you make my dick hard and I fuck our mum. I love you like CP.

Sam, this is the day you should have been aborted; no one loves you faggot. Do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?

Door stopped kid dropped grocery shopper nigger nigger.

I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin. I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear.

We secretly call you Sam the Third because I strangled the other two... Heil Hitler. I want you to know that I pee in the shower; make this the day we gape arses together.

Oh shit nigger! Feel special Sam; it was on this very day mom and dad's marraige started going downhill... and well, you know what you caused. ALLAHU AKBAR!

Sam, not to assume your gender, but you're the best brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for.

We're all surprised you're not more retarded, bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you. Not that we;re saying much by that, as you are quite retarded. Shit tastes good.

With Love,
Ben, Smoothharambe, and 24 other anonymous users

PS. That's for the bleach.

PPS. The divorce is your fault.

PPPS. Stop hogging so many chromosomes. Let some of the other kids have some

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

Is it your birthday?

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

pls, op, deliver. This is way too good not to happen.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Anyone want to help me make the birthday card? I'm trying to make it look nice with some typography shit but I'm no artist.

Jackson Long
Jackson Long

Type it... Print it.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

I need a cover image.

this one is going on the back.

John Harris
John Harris

I have the most terrible hadwritting ever. However, there are some nive lloking fonts out there:

Mightype
Halo Handletter
Haiku's Script
Worstveld Sling Extra

James Turner
James Turner

i'm working on it

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

OP hows this?

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

That looks good. I just printed one.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

this aint great but what do expect for a quick 5 min job fuck you OP i don't owe you anything
filedropper
.com/
happybirthdaysam

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

inside of letter

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

take a pic and show us the finished product

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

anyone wanna screencap this shit

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

I'll take a pic of him with it too

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

nice OP is not a fag this time, that's always a pleasant surprise

Luis Green
Luis Green

thanks user. Got a name?

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

jim but i don't see what that has to do with anything

William Jackson
William Jackson

Corraline, suicide girl model and webcam girl

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Well, there is still time

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

true we better get pics of sam holding the card with a shoe on his head

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

Finished product

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

fucking kek, love me some light hearted meme banter on Cred Forums now and then, gj

Jack Price
Jack Price

Nice, don't forget to cum on it for good luck (at least that is what my uncle does)

William Collins
William Collins

Listen little bro. From this day on, i hope that you have two beautiful children and that they get cancer.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

Dear faggot have a happy die day

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

results

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

shout out to the fuck nigga tried to rob me at the walmart
ran up on his car had him eating shells like mario go kart

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

shoe on head

John Long
John Long

holy fucking kek OP followed through, well done sir you hero

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Holy Fuck. no matter who that is or who you are, you showed this to someone.
You are
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Seems like an awesome guy.

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

Are you my lil' brother? This happened to him about 2 months ago. Knocked the fuck outta the dude who attacked him.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

op delivered like a righteous bastard.

good on you, op.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Your bro seems good looking. Post your face OP. Prove you aren't the ugly duckling of the family

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

wish I had a relationship like this with my bros, feelsbad

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
feels bro feels

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

I'm touched by this thread.
fapping furiously.

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

I wish I had bros

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

We're all good looking motherfuckers. All I got was a pic from cosplay though.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

posting in ebic bread

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

someone screencap for posterity

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

Not too bad. You do look like a middle aged german man, but a solid 8/10 middle aged german man, at that

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

Happy birthday Sam

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

TODAY, OP WAS NOT AN FAGIT

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

yeah it's all sticks and stones
if I punch man in the face I make his lip bleed to the left like Sylvester Stallone

include me in screencap :^)!

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

stop being an attention whore

David Martinez
David Martinez

Hope that made his day or something, happy birthday sam

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

Show butthole

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

how did you know I was a tripfag on the other boards :/

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

a mother knows these things

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

mum when did you learn how to use Cred Forums
also your english improved,

love you mum from the bottom of my heart, hope this is actually you looking down from heaven

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

it is, stop wanking so much or you'll go blind find a woman user christ sake

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

you've never said christ sake before, is this the heaven slang, you used to say init in your accent lol it sounded so stupid "ineh", I really miss you mum

also mum all the girls here are sluts, they come over to wank me off with their asses and go :/

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

What's cheese pizza got to do with this?

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

Rappers

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

man i wish i was as innocent as you

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

kek

Nice job OP. You're a bit less of a faggot than the others.

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Thank you Randy. Something Positive, FTW.

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Petitemarie, think she's on myfreecams

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

I'm glad she's hispanic and not white.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Rather have a sis

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

why

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

She won't crack at 30

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