Horrific things you did as a child thread

How big/strong was the bird?

When me and my friend where around 13 we started to kill the small newborn pigs and sheep we had on the farm buy cuting the artery in the nek and hung them buy there back legs, then you hold them and you can feel the last life go out of its body, that exact moment it dies is a wonderful feeling.

>Tfw it was a 20 foot long condor

I stole my best friends holographic charizard.

its was a yellow little/medium chicken that a crazy friend and me bought for 3 euros

I posted in this thread.

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Nearly drowned puppies
Tried to poison my baby sisters many times
Shoved a firecracker up a bird's ass and lit it

Put little twigs in the door lock of a car and then break then off so nobody could get them out.

I bet u r a single child.

Got some isusse

i used one of those adult play dice (thing has hug, kiss, snog, etc on it) to fuck my cousin

there is a spit in the fires of hell with your name on it for you bastard

I still do that!!

Got born.

Stole something whenever I went to Walmart, usually yugioh cards and candy. When I got bored I killed lizards by throwing them in the air and trying to hit them with a stick. Also would tie live lizards to tree branches and check back every few days to see how they were decomposing.

>punched a baby in the face when I was 3
>always tried to make babies cry if they made eye-contact with me by showing them my war face

>be me 8 years old
>hang out with cousins on weekends
>cousins are 13 and 15
>one day things go wrong
>'want to do something cool user?'
>say yes
>get forced so suck their dicks
>eventually goes from BJs to getting fucked too
>goes on till I'm 15

Made my dog lick my lower backside near the ass. She did it willingly though and it felt good.

Her name was sky. An alaskan husky with light gray fur and blue eyes. Really miss her. She was one of the greatest and most loyal of my companions I've ever had or will ever have.

Me and 2-3 friends took thos black bags of dog shit and tied them to a rope on our bikes, after a while the bags ripped open and we litteraly road around on streets smeering dogshit everywhere, fun times

>Sorry my for bad english, bad

kek will do that next time and not smile like a normie

if you mumbled no homo as you gagged on their dicks it's not gay

This

kek thats hilarious, autist as fuck but hilarious

Piece of shit kys

how tall he must be ? 5'5 ?

I pushed my best friend to a pond. he almost drowned
no regrets

probably is. he's shorter than most people there

I once poked eyes of a kitten and threw it in a garbage drain :/ still can't forgive myself. I am sorry! Horrifies me to this day how cruel children can be, never harmed animals since then

My friend had a creek in his back yard and we'd torture frogs like put them in sand castles or drag them on the back of our bikes. Fuck it I'm going to hell in every religion.

I don't get it

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Running a popsicle stand as a kid with my friends. Girl from up the block comes and asks for a flavor we run out of. She throws a fit. No one liked her but money, so I ran home to get one. Had to pee. Had popsicle in my hand. Decided to open the wrapper slightly and let the last bit of pee coat the popsicle. Told her it was just wet from the cooler. Dumb bitch gave me 75c for it.

Fuck you Charlene.

be me like 12 oe maybe 13
xmas time so fireworks its a must here
playing with friends
put one in a bottle so we can aim the shit
i hold the bottle
light it up and sparks fell on maface
put the bottle away from me
rocket-like firework shots and went to an oldman house we use to haten cause that motherfucker never alowed us to play outside
we didnt care
after 2 min or so he starts screeming
"my bed is on fire!!!!
mfw

>d my friend where around 13 we started to kill the small newborn pigs and sheep we had on the farm buy cuting the artery in the nek and hung them buy there back legs, then you hold them and you can feel the last life go out of its body, that exact moment it dies is a wonderful feeling.
kek!!

Once I went to a store with a friend and stole 2 candy. 2.

faggot

Lol don't tell me, ur in California?

Faggot

I held hands with another guy.

faggot

I terrorized my friend's dog. She sometimes borrowed me him and when i was alone I kicked the shit out of him and then soothed him to calm down.

Me and some friends killed a cat when we were about 7 because it scratched one of our friends and therefore was a 'wild cat'

>I slipped and fell on a baby turtle, killed it
>I fell down the stairs while holding a puppy, broke her leg
>Dropped nephew on his head when he was 10 months, nearly did brain damage
>Fucked up two different computers with viruses by mistake
>Got into porn around 9 years old
>Cheated on my sixteen year old girlfriend with her 19 year old stripper best friend

Here I go

>be me at 8 yrs old
>be at summer camp at a local YMCA in Berwyn, IL
>be introduced to pokemon
>had no idea what that was until a kid showed me Pokemon Red
>played it love it, wanted the game so bad.
>So then, weeks later after stressing that I wanted to play (the kid saying no), I decided to steal it.
>one day, after finding his gameboy on his towel while we were at a local pool, I decide to remove the cartridge from the Gameboy Pocket
>Saw kid coming so I threw it into the pool
>kid sets gameboy pocket aside to get towel
>mfwHeDidntNotice.jpg
>I jump into pool to retrieve it, but forgot to use bathroom. Peed inside pool.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I then needed to take a dump. As I took dump (in the bathroom of course) I then renembered I still havent retrieved the game.

Part II coming up....

>Shoved a firecracker up a bird's ass and lit it What happened? Did the bird go boom?

I was like 10 years old

Hi Lena

me n my cousin were supposed to be sleeping but we wanted to know how sex felt and I tried to put my lil gabber in her ass

Summer is over. Go away normie.

i was at holiday with my family in italy once, i was like 9-12 years old.
we were at a restairant and there was a bird caged outside in in a very small cage. some old woman who worked in the restaurant fed it.

i felt bad for the bird because the cage was so small, so i sneaked to the cage and opened it when no one was watching. i made sure the bird got outside the cage.
at first i felt good for freeing the bird, but then realization kicked in.

>the bird is probably not able to live alone
>the old women will probably cry when she realizes her bird is gone
>the bird was maybe liked by many restaurant visitors
i felt like shit for weeks and never really got over it, thinking about it still makes me sad

pls respond

I used to do it with fish. I'd catch up, reel em in, then stick a firecracker in its open mouth. Fucked up shit.

Not me because I was never this autistic, but here's some greentext

>be me
>be like 6
>neighbor kid same age
>has a hot tub
>invites me over one day
>bored, why not
>hang out on the hot tub
>talk about Batman Beyond or some shit
>kid gets bored
>takes out dick
>puts dick against hot tub water jet until erect
>inserts dick into water jet and begins intercourse
>stops when satisfied
>didnt know wtf that was at the time
>therefore didnt freak out and get out
>will never know if he came in the water that was being circulated through the hot tub

You're a dick
That bird was her friend

I peed into apple juice and watched my mom and sister drink it

Part II

>Ran straight to pool without wiping ass and grab game underwater.
>Finally decide to go to bathroom to take a closer look.
>before entering bathroom I see kid coming towards me.
>I freak out and place wet Chlorine soaked game in shorts.
>kid is freaking out because he cant find game.
>I tell him very panically that I will help him find it
>As he walked away to look, I take out game from behind and throw it on his towel on floor
>Tell him I found it and it was on his towel all along
>he takes a look at it
>sees fecal matter thinking its dirt
>he so happy he proceeds placing it in Gameboy Pocket
>plays game, I was surprised it didnt bust with all that water and shit
>tells me Im his new best friend and Ican play the shitty pokemon game anytime I want

Everytime I saw him, I always thought about how fecal matter lurks within the traces of his gameboy and how Im his new bestfriend for finding his game. Oretty crazy huh?

Me and my friend chased down our neighbors recently pregnant dog and milked it to see what it tasted like. It didn't exactly taste bad

I stole the sight of my friends hamster. Also Me and my friend found a hedgehog, called it silver and rolled it down a hill into a beck. I regret the animal abuse but I don't regret pissing on a dying diabetic boy multiple times as he lay dying having a fit.

i know that you stupid fucking asshole
i was trying to do a good thing

Used to play this game in the pool with my sisters cheerleader friends. Very rough game, lot of swimming, and high intensity. Was just a smokescreen for me to grab their asses/tits.

>pissing on a dying diabetic boy multiple times as he lay dying having a fit.

You better fucking greentext that shit.

F A G G O T
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Died

This story gave me a feeling of despair inside.
It's probably cancer

>pulled the skin off of frogs
>killed cats in various ways
>shot birds with a bb gun
>tied rocks to surviving birds feet and threw them into water to watch them drown

It all ended at age 8 when I suddenly gained empathy for other life and felt horrible for it all. I try not to think about it anymore.

>stole my dad's heroin
>killed the Dog with it

I basically told my mom to "fuck off" when I was 13. She had breast cancer at the time, my family had told me that there was no chance it was fatal, so I stopped visiting her (even though she begged me to) for a week.

Next week she slipped into a coma and my dad pulled the plug.

Pls respond

I used to catch tiny baby frogs and tear them apart while alive, I'd also squish them between my thumb and index finger until their eyes and shit burst out of their heads. Don't really regret it cause I was like 10 and tiny baby frogs don't matter for anything.

The only bad thing was that I did it with my friend who was noticeably disturbed, but I'm not friends with him anymore so it doesn't matter.

I used ti be the same way. I used to torture hamsters. I mean, I even placed a bird in a microwave. I somehow for some reason feel horrible for doig stuff like that. I dont care about humans but animals and insects, I now love.

FAGGOT

did she died licking your anus?

youre a piece of shit, i hope you die, honestly.

me freeing that one bird is like a saint thing to do compared to your degeneracy.

Never told anyone this one. Lifelong secret, so you better appreciate it.

> be me
> love animals. all my pets sweet as fuck to me
> dog loves to watch me do outside shit (woodworking, gardening, etc)
> cat walks next to me when i'm outside, 'talks' back when i talk to her
> fish used to come to my taps on the tank
> one exception
> rabbits
> don't hate them, but want to kill. idk why
> used to dig up nests and crush them in my hands as a kid
> figure that's fucked up and parents won't let me have a snake, so I forget about it
> years later
> gf's parents get her a rabbit for easter
> she's pissed, didn't want it, plus this violates rule number one of pets- not holiday gifts
> hangs onto it anyway
> feel bad for her. i try to get it used to people (was pretty aggro)
> not autistic, so try to be normal with it to socialize it and make her happy
> pet it
> feed it
> let it play outside in an enclosure
> rabbit is still a nasty, ungrateful piece of shit that bites you when it can
> be petting rabbit on her bed
> bites me for no fucking reason (wasn't even touching it at the time) and tries to jump off the bed
> manage to catch it by the back leg
> its fine but it does that exciting scream they do
> nice
> pull it backward
> enough.gif
> put my hand on the back of its shoulders, thumb beneath throat
> rabbit looking at me with those retarded walleyes
> squeeze
> not hard enough to kill it, but until i see its nose twitching slowly
> it eventually starts opening its mouth in .5-.75 second intervals, gasping, clearly not getting oxygen
> NICE
> release. rabbit starts panting
> grab it by its back legs
> it starts kicking
> screaming
> do it until it stops screaming

I tortured it until we went to college. I savored the fear in that little fuck's eyes and I loved hearing it scream. worst part is that throughout this its behavior towards me and her didn't get any worse. (Well, maybe a little screamy-er.)

We're considering running a rabbit farm now.

thats not nice

that is the maximum cringe/rage video Ive ever seen

Yikes. At least you can rest assured you'll be punishing yourself for the rest of your life.

Kids are fucked, but I guess they don't really quite understand what they are doing all too much. I mean, I just remember bits and pieces of childhood, and from I remember you're kind of on autopilot a lot.

Fucking asshole.
It doesn't really matter though,when you're dead you won't feel anything.

My aunt left me and my little cousin in the car. I was like 10 he was a baby. There were some flies in the car. I caught them andvfed them to my cousin. He gobbled them up whole. He was horrificaley sexually abused by my uncle years later.

>things you did as a child
Underage faggot

what the fuck is wrong with all you people and the animal abuse? Seriously.

rabbits are pretty autistic so it is okay, they arent real animals like cats and dogs

At least you were well-intentioned? lol. my mom used to buy mated pairs of finches and didn't know how to take care of them so when one died, she'd "let the other one go."

You know those motherfuckers died. I never told her

why dude why? i really wanted to do a good thing dude, i know it was wrong and i knew it hours after, but goddamn pls dont torture me like that, i was trying to be a good person

True man

Basically how I feel. I think some deep instinct still sees them as "prey," whereas dogs, cats, horses, cows etc. are companion/work animals. I don't even eat beef for that reason, or pigs because of how smart they are. Chickens can burn though.

There is a special hell in hell for hell like hell

Fucking nerd

yeah dude i thougght it suffered in the small cage and thats why i let him go, i tried to be a good person and i was too young to understand. i mean it took me like 2 hours, the rest of the vacation was horrible. i told my similar aged buddy who was also with us, he just laughed and said i shouldnt think about it and who cares. then he continued to tell me about how he heard his parents fucking that night. he shot himself when he turned 23 after a long time of being completely paranoid and addicted to weed.

I made homemade nunchucks and whip them at squirrels. The first time I knocked one out I freaked out that I would have been seen/get in trouble, so I stomped on its head and put it under a large rock.

I used to catch garter snakes and kill them in various ways. decapitation, drowning, pushing sticks down the length of them.

We also had a no-kill trap and i'd use it to capture mice. I'd break their legs so they couldn't get away, put them in a plastic tub and touch plugged-in exposed wires to them briefly.

And yeah yeah "killing animals is the first sign of psychopathy" but it wasn't like that. I still have empathy for kitties and dogs. I just liked to hurt things, and I didn't feel it for animals that didn't have owners.

I also found a picture of my sister with her top off as a kid and used to jerk off to it.

My mom was in a car accident and went into a coma (she later died). When they were moving her to avoid bedsores, I went in the other room and looked at them doing it. Her robe fell away and I saw her vagina. My heart was pounding and I had never really had thoughts about my mom like that before. Later I put my head down on her like I was praying or crying, and I put my left hand up her gown so if someone walked in they wouldn't see, and i put my (shaking..i was terrified/anxious) middle finger in her pussy up to the first knuckle. She was the first person I had any sort of sexual experience with. I think I'd only feel shame about it if someone knew/I got caught.

I steer conversations with kids i have to be around to space topics because a: I know a fair bit of astronomy b: I don't like kids. So I tell the very young ones about heat death of the universe, and talk about how the sun will explode and everything in the universe dying and they often cry. I apologize to their parents and say i didn't mean to bring it up. But I do it a lot.

There's more, but that's enough for now.

Oh come on. I haven't done that shit since, I'm 26 now. I've saved many animals since, and can't stand animal torture. I love animals. I was a kid. I didn't have the same emotions or mental perception that I do now. I was just doing shit without even thinking. As I said, I woke up one day at a young age and felt disgusted with myself. I cried for hours over killing a bird that didn't die immediately. Shit happens, man.. Kids do stupid shit.. That's just the way it is.. some kids just do worse things than others. At least I wasn't like the other kids I knew who did the same things and actually continued to abuse and harm animals for the rest of their lives out of joy.

Look man if you are underage,then get the fuck off this board. If you're a grown ass fag,grow a fucking pair.
You have no idea what torture really is.

your retarded post just pretty much confirmed that youre the one whose an underaged edgy faggot

>killing fucking cats
have you ever thought about the people owning the cat and caring for it? i mean killing cats is literally one of the most degenerate, disgusting things to do

Hey, if it was healthy enough to fly, it probably went back to her if it wanted food. I wouldn't tear yourself up too much about it. Birds are pretty loyal. Ever watch Polly?

Or, yknow, it ran off and died, but at least it died free.

Daily reminder that Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Bernie THOUGHT they was doing good.

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I've just realized that many children simply lack a developed sense of empathy. They're curious, and sometimes that leads them to hurting animals. It may be just picking on it, or it may be straight up killing it.. They're still developing mentally and emotionally, they don't really comprehend the depth of what they're doing until a certain point. Outside influence and other shit can cause it as well.

I shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

Sorry I hope you can forgive me.

There's school tomorow faggot.

Damn bruv

FAGGOT

Me and the neighbor kid would lick his big brothers asshole and he would give us candy.

>was 7
>watching digimon with rick
>Ricks stepdad walks in
>he's angry because Rick didn't clean his room
>he scrunched Ricks toast in his face
>Rick cries
>his stepdad screams at him
>called him a faggot
>makes him swear not to tell his mother
>he revoked his toast and forced him to eat dog biscuits
>it was by far the funniest thing I've witnessed first hand
>Rick did clean his room
>I fucked it up after he woke up so crazy stepdad would go apeshit
>I don't talk to Rick anymore
>still haven't seen that full episode of digimon

You're asking the person I am now, so I can say of course I do, but most of all I see that it's a living creature with personality, that can feel just like I do. I have no desire to harm it.
You'd have to ask the 7 year old child me that question, because I don't know who I was at all back then. I only remember certain things. As I said, I feel a lot of children are just on autopilot most of the time, developing and learning. They are only fully conscious and aware some of the time. They don't have a set personality just yet, morals, opinions, etc.

>Be 13
>Girlfriend wants to save herself
>Convince her I'm the love of her life
>Fuck her
>dump her next day

do you eat meat?

lol i miss those days of convincing young bitches I was the one, and marriage would come as soon as we turned 18.

I twisted a kitten's head off to feed the mother.

Do you consume animal products?

That's so unfunny it must be true

i get your point but youre still a sick fuck. i was a kid once too and me or my buddies never intended to hurt an animal for fun. and we didnt live in the city either, we were normal kids from a provincial area.

killing cats and skinning animals is NOT a normal phase in the development of a kid.

>be me at 8 or so
>hanging out with another girl
>see elderly cat sitting on a wall minding its own business
>decide to throw fucking stones at it
>it starts hissing at us
>make it my goal to hit it in the mouth as it hisses
>try to break a tooth off at least
>me and this little girl laughing our asses off

I'm pretty fucking horrified at myself. No idea what I was thinking and hope it was actually some horrible dream I had.

Made tardlett lick mine and a girls' feet while I watched.
She didn't like it, but my foot fetish had just started so I thought she/everyone did.
Think I was 10~?

The little tard licked ALL of it. Still makes me hard remembering it - RL foot cp is hard to get by and I experienced it. How jealous are you faggots?

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This is one from a while ago
> be me,
> in high school gym class
> go back to locker room
> everyone is fuckn around and it's pretty chaotic
> notice the kid next to me left his wallet on the bench as he was putting on his pants
> snatch wallet
> jackpot.jpg
> $100+ (that's a lot to a 14 year old kid) and several gift cards
> keep wallet in back pack, but take all the valuables and stick them under the soles of my shoes in case I get jumped later on
> go about my day
> see kid later in the day, he's very upset that he lost his wallet. His grandmother had given him the money for his birthday.
> Pat him on the back and offer to help him look for it
> spend every last minute of free time with this kid, trying to find his wallet.
> I finally dump the wallet in the urinal when I go to take a piss
> solemnly tell him I found his wallet
> he finds an empty wallet and his ID in a piss filled urinal
> he is quite upset
> later that day I go spend all the money on some purple haze, and buy myself some new headphones with the gift cards.
All in all I felt pretty good
> mfw I get away with all of this, and he considered me a close friend for helping look for his stolen stuff when no one else would.

>Expects retarded, naturally timid animals to be okay with huge creatures
>Kills them in autistic rage
>Claims to not be autistic
Edgy

Edgy little fuccboi

>sent a bunch of them to jail
Trying too hard faggot

Threw a rock at a puppy. I didnt think I was going to hit it but I did right on tge head. it fell and started shaking. i casually walked away

I choked a dog with a dildo I found on the street

are you really crying because a fucking bird? I mean, the birds are dumb and that elder woman has probably seen a lot of shit like her parents and relatives die, so i think that lose a shitty bird wont make her suicide

These are not as interesting as I was hoping.
Killing frogs and birds is boring

I almost strangled my brother to death in the car while my mum was in the shops.
Realised what I was doing and stopped. I cried for hours after it but my brother never told my mum and we never spoke of it again.

underage and b&

Funniest part is I did actually marry a girlfriend from high school and when she found out she was pissed af at me
Get on my level faggot

I remember peeling ant's head skin off and watch it suffer, pulling fly's wings off and make it a walker and burning a slug alive. Shit I'm a monster

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>aren't real animals like cats or dogs
user are you retarded or something?

nypa

Raped and murdered a girl when I was 11yr old. I put the body in the trash bin, watched it till the garbage truck picked it up and never saw it again. Pic not related.

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I stabbed a turtle through it's eye's, then threw it in a hole and chopped it up with a shovel.

Sorry about your mom user. We do some fucked up stuff when we're learning about sex.

Bullshit

It's not normal, but you're acting like the things I did a few times between the ages of 6 to 8 determine who I am now. I was also raised in a small town, and a lot of the kids I went to school with had shitty parents who were alcoholics, drug addicts, and just shitty rednecks.. so it's no surprise they did fucked up shit. My parents were none of those, and would have sent me to therapy if they'd found out, but I was influenced by other kids. Kids just tend to emulate what others do and give into their curiosities, no matter how stupid or wrong they are. I knew several children who did these sort of things, and that's why I did it too. I did these things with other kids most of the time. They my brain and emotions developed to the point I realized that it was fucked up, and I wasn't just mindlessly doing shit as much. I felt some empathy. It just took me longer to get to that point for some reason. I was also very hyperactive and rowdy. I got in trouble in class a lot for not being able to concentrate or shut the fuck up.
Eventually I just developed depression and became a weird introvert, but at least I wasn't anything like that kid I was for a brief time.

you're not edgy, faggot.

>thathappened.jpg

Back when I was in summer camp, probably like 8 or 9 there was some younger blonde kid that smelled like butternoodles and had some kind of accent. He wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. Would always make him cry. Can't remember how, I think I just said fucked up shit to him or would push him down. Counselors would ask what happened, would just say that he fell or some shit. Always got away with it. Some days I wonder whatever happened to that butternoodle kid.

It actually isn't.

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If you only realized this now then you have a lot left to learn.
You gotta think more about your own development and actions.

Fair enough, but I've spent time with other pet rabbits, mice and rats, and been around other friends' hamsters and guinea pigs.

None of them were as erratic or annoying as that stupid fucking rabbit. Besides, I wasn't angry, just tired of putting up with its stupid shit. If it's retarded, why should I have to?

I used to impale grasshoppers on a stick and called it my magic wand.

How about just sit away from it? :^)

Dude I totally did this with hot tub jets. Felt so fucking good, way better than regular wanking. Wouldn't mind trying it again some time...

I found a railroad spike and took it to a graveyard. I searched for the youngest grave, which was a two day old baby girl, and I buried the railroad spike into the grave.

when i was like 9 i was at the playground and i found a baby bird running around, so i grabbed it and ripped its head off and then washed the blood off my hands in the drinking fountain

Then I would rip their legs off and would watch in wonder as their legs would jiggle.

I used to drown them, then resuscitate them by pumping their abdomen in and out to get their hearts going again. I would do this over and over till they wouldn't come back.

Correction... Rip their heads* off

thats a nice pic you got anymore like that?

Because I'm a sick fuck and I wanted to torture it? lol, moron

> horrific things you did

Le edgy XDD
Seriously that's like killing a puppy. Pigs are very smart animals.

>user nailed a 2 year old

Edge

>Chickens can burn though.
You sound like a tremendous boy molesting fruit, you prancing la-la homo man.

I used to troll threads on Cred Forums with gay porn

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>Haha because I'm fuking edgy xD
>Haha because it's my fantasy because I'm really 15 xD

I realized these things many years ago, not litteraly JUST now. There are many periods in life where you feel a disconnect from your previous self. They come whenever and wherever, but you always notice the difference. It could be a perceptional change, a personality change, a change in musical taste or a new appreciation in something. You always keep some things though, but some things change, evolve, or leave you completely. Actions and choices have consequences, yadda yadda. I understand development and actions.

get aids and die plz

I remember the good ole days where gay porn was considered spam.
Now it's like 90% of whats posted here.

That guy weirds me out

Holy shit when I created this thread I thought it was gonna instantly die

; - )

7th grade I came in an oreo and a kid are it, he found out and I was hated by the entire school for a while but people got over it. It still gets brought up sometimes but idc kids in the coast Guard now

That's actually a really common thing

I was about 15 at the time.
As I explained in the post, I love animals. I just hate rabbits. Would your panties be this twisted if it was about a cockroach?

I've literally been posting gay furry porn in this thread. Are you retarded?

Everyone, report this underageb& faggot

Kek

No its jut that your reasons are retarded
>rabbit bites me
>keep touching
Literally down syndrome at a petting zoo level

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a faggot, you queer.

Nice B8 M8 I r8 8/8

>Be a 12 year old girl
>new to period and wearing pads
>One day i noticed how heavy my flow is and i am changing pads in the bathroom.
>Decide it would be a good idea to use blood to draw something on stall with menstrual.
>Literally writes "Fuck the Police" on the wall with filled to the brim period pad.
>Goes out of bathroom like nothing happened
>A couple days later hears about how someone found blood on stall and janitor had to clean it up
>They thought it was a cutter for some reason
>Success while quietly laughing my ass off
>They bring in some guy a week later talking about self harm to the school
>Sitting in auditorium
>Starts laughing so hard i am about to die
>People think i am insane slightly
>They just blame it thinking i am moved and laugh crying
>Really just so proud of what i did till this day

You're a dick, burn in hell

this is why girls are disgusting

I'm so desensitized to gay porn from browsing Cred Forums that watching two dudes fuck is normal, I have no reaction.

hey bby wan sum fuk?

You're like a real life Lennie Small you big retarded faggot

- Fingered my sister (11 1/2 years younger)
- Electrocuted frogs
- Humped the family dog, female, without penetration

Goddamit I'm sick

When i was 8 or so me and my sister were playing about in the back yard which borders another house opposite it.

There were a bunch of kids there playing in the opposite house but we couldn't get there because there was 3 high walls to climb over (being 8 meant we were too small to jump and climb over).

But what we could do was stand just below our wall and shout out to them. At first they were nice and I don't remember much about what was said but after a while they started ignoring us.

So I took this as a slight and went a found a big ol' rock. I convinced my sister to throw it at them and the dumb bitch only goes hits it square on this young kids back.

They all screamed and ran inside, we bolted and I never saw what had happened to the kid apart from him falling down. After a while an adult came out and tracked down my dad and explained that the kid had to go to hospital or something.

I don't remember us getting in trouble but my dad never said a word to us for the rest of the day.

tits or gtfo

>I'm a virgin

This

HOLY SHIT TOM BENSON FOR 4TH GRADE, I WILL GET BACK MY 100$ AND I WILL KILL YOU

>2 day old

>acknowledging troll posts
You're tumblard tier retarded, you know this, yes?

Straight to hell you go

I fingered and ate out my sister when she was 11 and I was 16 and I fingered my dog and made it lick peanut butter off my penis

It's a little different when you're trying to socalize an animal. Typically, with something like a cat, it can take them a while to get used to human touch. Sometimes their only experiences have been painful/frightening, so if you own the animal in question, it's a good idea to help it learn that human touch isn't something to be afraid of, and can, in fact, be rewarding. Have you never had a dog?

Unfortunately, rabbits are retarded. I didn't know this as I had never had one. I was just going off what I knew from other animals, and figured it would eventually be calm and cute and my girlfriend would be happy.
That didn't happen, but whatever. Her parents sold the rabbit after we went to college anyway. Someone probably ate it, that was about all it was good for.

Idk it looks a little weird but this chick is pretty cute.

>Humped the family dog
I wonder how many others have done this.. myself included

>Owned 3 dogs
>Had one that always bit me
>Never tried to choke it out
Fuck me famalam

Eh i am more of a cat person myself

I had my dog lick peanut butter off my balls one. I came, it was nice.

Fucking kek

Where abouts in the world are you? You sound like my child hood friends, we did this shit all the time

protip: do sg good so you can forgive yourself, like taking good care of a bird for a while. optionally a professional can also help.

(You)
(You)
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No regrets. I'd do it again in a heartbeat- it's not my fault you have no prey drive.

Sounds hot. Wish someone would film shit like that when it comes to bestiality.

They do, check 8 chan.

Thrill kill. You'd make a great contract worker.

I would never choke a dog, or any animal (except a rabbit.) I'm not saying I choked it for training purposes- I was petting it for that reason. I choked it because I hated it.

Except he didn't try to kill the mice

>highschool
>4th grade

still do this tbh

When I was 11-12 I would shoot frogs with my bb gun, sometimes in the head sometimes in the body several times. id watch them squirm around

LOL it's not hard to disassemble a car lock...

That being said, i did that to my neighbor's car once..

>pray drive
>trying to come off this edgy
I used to beat the shit out of this one kid in high school all the time. Probably makes me a better predator than you because my "prey" could defend itself :^)

story?

>Be me
>High school senior
>Dress up as a kkk member
>Black students immediately rush me
>They start shoving me and shouting
>I laugh
>Bell rings
>I stay in hallway
>Friend comes to school with an open cover 2000+ sparkler fountain/bomb
>Wait in middle of campus
>Bell rings
>I set off the sparklers
>Yell "THE GATES OF HELL HAVE OPENED"
>People are scared calling cops and fire dept
>I haul ass
>Drop uniform in dumpster
>Run back pretending I'm scared
>People are asking where I was

>licked my sisters pussy while she was asleep
>gave rabbit poop to my neighbors kid claiming it was some kind of cereal
>stood next to a chain-merry - go round thing to act like a cool kid, one iron seat hit me in the head
>threw rocks at the neighbors dog
>tore out the wings of a fly and call it names
>manipulated other children in kindergarten to do my bidding
>actually seriously convinced a "friend" of mine to suck my dick when we were 10
>stole some shit from an old lady, i still dont know what it was
>got threatened by her son afterwards, keyed his car
>threw pyrotechnics into my schools toilet, it blew up to pieces, no one knew it was me
>my mom was a police officer, took her hand cuffs, handcuffed some kid to the radiator
will post more if i remember any

LOL nice
That's not even evil/wrong, be proud of that.

I said I liked killing rabbits, not that I wanted to become a priest.

I bullied kids in high school, too, but I never wanted to kill them. By your phrasing, I can tell you didn't either. That's just a lust for power, respectable in its own way, but not a prey drive. Prey drive is why cats chase down squirrels and why dogs chase kids on bikes. They want to (perhaps torture,) kill (and probably eat) it.

Different animal (no pun intended.)

learn the fucking rules newfag, she's not attention whoring

I feel terrible thou.
I can't stop thinking about how if the fire spread I could've done serious damage. It just makes me feel awful.

try hard edgemaster detected

Oh, ok yeah I see that. Compared to a lot of stuff here it's not bad though. Nobody got hurt so I wouldn't sweat it.

I still do this but it started when I was a kid. I like shitting in the upper water tank of toilets in restaurants, or any public restroom. Shit is cash!

Someone could've gotten hurt.

Youre a gronk

Gathered most of the snails in my yard and grouped them up in a makeshift mini-pen. Proceeded to drown them in salt and began my own Genocide. The reason why I didn't do this with all of them was so that the survivors could breed and I wouldn't be ruining the ecosystem. Plus, by doing so I could do this periodically until the next generation has grown. Rinse and repeat.

I still do it to this day when I visit my parents house just for the lulz, but not to often.

As long as you don't still enjoy some of this shit don't let it fuck with you. it's pretty obvious Kids do stuff they don't understand. Realizing it later is just growing. Continuing to do it something else.

upper deckered every public restroom I shit in until fucking tankless toilets started replacing the good wholesome old fashioned water-closets

>claims to have bullied kids in high school
>posts pictures of gay fur creatures

HAHA fuck off fag

Sounds like the only person that almost got hurt, was maybe you. You lived through it. I've done much worse, let it go user.

>Bullied kids
Calling the fat smelly ginger kid names doesn't cut it

Also this

You stopped because you reached the second level of moral reasoning. You literally saw no problem with doing it before because you didn't have the capacity, all kids are like that. You're not evil, just into some weird shit as a kid.

prey drive

is this cunt for real lmao

When I was in the 1st or 2nd grade (well over 25 years ago), some girl pointed at my digital watch and asked me what that was.
I was somewhat dumbfounded at such a stupid question since literally the only thing it could be was a watch, I told her it was a bomb and it was going to go off at exactly 3:00pm (or whenever school was out).
I don't recall ever seeing her again or her speaking to me.
Oh well. No biggie.

Yes it sucks, I still find old school toilets in older buildings, and especially Asian restaurants, they are usually too cheap to upgrade their plumbing. I used to shit at this gas station near my house at least 3 times a week. It got so bad that they fucken bolted the top, I just started taking shits on top of the tank lid.

>Killed a cat with pellet rifle
>Almost burn house down
>Fed some dog chillies and almost died
>caused car accidentp

Im pretty sure i did lotsbof more fucked up shit but cant remember

I'm planning to do something similar but in an open field. With 10000+ sparklers. They're like 0.50 a pack of 20.

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Shit happens, at least most of us stop now, thanks obama

Story?

So it's more believable to you that I've had the same girlfriend all this time, while posting gay fur creatures? Interesting.

I'm bisexual, if it helps : ^)

Haha I know! Hey, when's the next vegan rally?

a bisexual furfag

definitely a bully

kek

Knew a kid in HS, blew his arm off trying to hammer on the cap for a match head pipe bomb. Most of the area heard the explosion.

when i was 7 and my friend was 8 he told me about wanking so we went to a field and pulled our pants down layed down in the field and started jacking it we said "when you get the good feeling make a sex noise" so when we got there we did and cause we were young we didnt cum it just felt really good

>thinks killing animals for pleasure is the same as killing animals for food

you're not the sharpest tool in the shed are you?

I pretty much raped a girl in the ass. Long story short:
> Be me
> Perhaps 11? Can't remember.
> Meet older girl, actually not sure about age. Start of puberty though.
> tl;dr she mentions sex.
> Young me has no idea what anything is but is intrigued.
> We're now in her attic and she undresses to show herself.
> She says thats where I am supposed to put it.
> I lean in and put my thumb against her sweet pussy
> She tells me to "try and do it the real way"
> Get my start-of-puberty length penis out
> Accidentally violently put it in her asshole
> She screams and pulls her pants up
> I run home crying

Perhaps I will tell the full story some day. It's more exciting than it seems.

F A G G O T

I'll probably do it in a rocky area with no plant life, during night. Might even add some Roman candles and other random fireworks. I might have to ignite it from a good distance with gasoline. I'll probably make a small cardboard city with random trinkets as people. It will have a nice nuke effects.

>Be 15
>Lived next to the popular girl
>used to write stories about how she was my girlfriend
>one day she got a rabbit
>try to play with it to get her attention to strike up a convo
>it bites my finger because it smells like shit because I finger my own bum looking at buster my dog
>smash it's skull in autistic rage with my bug lenny fists

>Be now
>2 days later
>Claim I was the school bully

>no lube
>virgins
Yeah you didn't violently put it in her asshole unless you snapped you baby dick in half. Lying faggot ass-bitch.

"Start of puberty though" ofc supposed to be after my age damn phone.

Retard I didn't have a fucking 11 incher that I rammed up her asshole. I'm just saying that I didn't gently push against her.

Maybe my school was different than most, but a lot of band, JROTC, theater and welding kids were queer. My hometown is at an intersection of the most gay clubs in my state, so I guess a lot of gay people move there, and thus, the climate is less inhibited.

I mostly picked on guys everyone else already hated (there was one lonely black weaboo guy who I beat with a bat) but I also fucked with lonely/poor/ugly kids. I took a lot snacks/money, mostly. Not much, generally under ten dollars, but I never got much resistance since the queers were basically a cartel and we'd cover up for any one of us because we were "oppressed" and so had to stick up for one another.

Bizarre, I realize, but the SJW mentality of my school really enabled me. Plus, most of the students were black and poor, so the administrators already had their hands full with kids getting into gang violence and shit.

Honest truth. Believe me or don't.

>Went to a school with a Gay gang problem
Seriously your bait was weak at first but now come on man

how old are you?

i graduated school about 7-8 years ago and being gay back then was basically like suicide. i don't remember a single openly gay kid at our school

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No, the street gangs were real- not bloods/crips level but poser gangs that still shot people.

It was just my school where the gays had power. "Cartel" is an exaggeration, but you get what I mean.

yeah no this didnt happen

I just turned 24 last August. It probably has a lot to do with the area you grew up in- college was a lot like that, all the queers were all insular and secretive again.

It was jarring. I didn't fit in well.

I'm still in high school actually
Seriously gang life is hard. We usually go around turning all the chairs in classrooms upside down #Ruthless

stupid fagot is stupid

I can't tell if this is Lenny or not

>have roses all around my building
>the seeds are covered in tiny fibers that happen to be extremely itchy
>gather shitloads of fibers
>hands itch shitless from it, spend an hour washing them
>spread the fibers all over my brother's clothing when he's away
Needless to say he got very itchy.

He did get back at me by hiding a small but very loud clock inside of my bed (like under the mattress where I'd never find it), made me go through one long and frustrating sleepless night.

gimmie sum of dat space goat booty

Nope, check the filename. Most of my furfag shit is from good old Cred Forums, that was just googled. I can get a trip if you want, but that seems faggy even for me.

I was joking you nipple

>be me at 8 or so
>hanging out with another girl
>see elderly cat sitting on a wall minding its own business
>'want to do something cool user?'
>say yes
>played it love it, wanted the game so bad.
>the bird is probably not able to live alone
>the old women will probably cry when she realizes her bird is gone
>the bird was maybe liked by many restaurant visitors
>plays game, I was surprised it didnt bust with all that water and shit
>tells me Im his new best friend and Ican play the shitty pokemon game anytime I want
>licked my sisters pussy while she was asleep
>gave rabbit poop to my neighbors kid claiming it was some kind of cereal
>stood next to a chain-merry - go round thing to act like a cool kid, one iron seat hit me in the head
>threw rocks at the neighbors dog
>Killed a cat with pellet rifle
>Almost burn house down
>Fed some dog chillies and almost died
>caused car accident
>Obama gay
:D

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Lay off the weed

I also still do this. I ain't got time to share this porn with the rest of the world, I'm trying to archive it all incase of T.E.O.T.W.A.W.K.I. I want to face death knowing that I can choose from every fetish I've ever had.

Well memad xD

>be me and my friend around 10 years old
>hung out with a kid from school after class
>he showed me they had a gun in a box
>loaded we thought it was pretty sweet
>told another friend later same day we took it
>kids still playing at school we went there
>while there we pointed it to a kid
>told him we would blow his head of
>i felt this is kind of fucked up
>we told the other kids it was a fake gun
>all good, they continued playing

Kind of messed up now that i think about it
We got some trouble after that, after we went back with the gun some older kids had stolen it again because they heard the rumors we had it.

When I was 13, I caught a bird that was in my yard and invited my friends over. I threw the cardboard box it was in under a lawnmower while all my friends watched. I'm still friends with all of them even though they were mad at me for a while.