Waifu claiming thread

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mine here

Misclick?

Thank you, for your concern, but I'd rather not talk about it. Long story anyway.

>Make some friends and stuff
One of the ways you'll help yourself get through it. Made any new ones so far?

AHSUDHWUDHURBUHRRBRBRBBRRBRB
>hi

QOTT I said do you wanna be my girl?

still here

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You seem pretty hyped. How're you?
I have not. I'm pretty bad at making friends.
Yea.
It's been okay. Yours?

>I said do you wanna be my girl?
this is a question?

Tired and hungry, no thoughts going through my head. Ordered a pizza that's taking too long to get here. Need to sleep so I can be rested for class tomorrow.
You?

Meh, my wow seems to have alot of problems suddenly. Kinda pissed off about it.

I think you need to calm down a little.
And it already looks like you're putting that GIF to good use.

What happened to the "Calamity Masu'd"?

I'm alright, just tired. How about you?

My harem bae

Nah man, don't date demons anymore

Always ends poorly, they just can't handle me
My queen

~~I'll be yours senpai~~

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hey you.

The feeling is mutual franny

Yep, can use it in my sperging out episodes
ASJDHSKDHSDDDAASJHRBHERHEBHRBRR

Eru Claim ^^

Yes! Hey!
SO happy to see you here, why'd you drop by? How're you doing?

Okay.
I'm doing okay myself. School's tomorrow, not happy about that.

Claiming best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=_m0TjDzOPVo

Afternoon.

and Holo claim!

Dont worry Shiro, youre my bottom bitch

I came by yesterday because my usual place was dead as hell and wanted to see what the hubbub was about around here. it was alright. and now they're talking about shit I don't care about so I find myself wandering back here. boredom is a hell of a thing.

still not great, but eh. at least I have booze. how about yourself?

Okay.

Not girl
Whorebocaust

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I need an eternal Minami claim

Awwwww

Hey fam

Hello Holocaust

You know what that means , right?

A cute raifu.

i didnt even say yes
i wont say no either though
you need to treat me to dinner first
will you be my girl though?

I am never gonna understand this!

Where does this come from?

fuck my retarded ass

I do.

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Then quit replying to yourself and talk to some of us. We're all friendly here.
>Most of us are, anyways.

Boredom sucks. My hands were shivering and I guessed it might have been cause I didn't eat anything, so I ordered a pizza. Hour and ten minutes later it's still not here, hurts my feelings.
Got a class tomorrow, I wanted to eat it quick and shower and sleep but blegh. I just don't want to be asleep when it gets here, you know?

Also, most shitposters aren't doing much right now, that's why it's so nice

Meh, obviously you know by now but keep your head down and don't make eye contact with anyone, just be that guy in the background and it'll roll smoothly.

Not me, I'm a fucking asshole.

Good
Its better if you don't

I thought you were a very nice isis man

I make a mean enchilada, were doin this

Damn straight, ho

I guess I'll try

I am a dude though, hope you like traps

Oh, you aren't the Polish one?

~~if you say so~~

I need to quit a bad habit

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It still depends on who's talking to who. You don't seem like an asshole to me tbh.

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I'm contemplating whether I do that or make friends.

Hey Fran ^^
A Cute Shiro! How goes it?
Kek. Hey Yuno~

yeah, I haven't eaten in over 24 hours myself. I think it's because of depression, but I dunno. just means I get drunk faster, so that's good.

yeah, sleeping when they bring your pizza would be bad news. wonder why it's taking them so long...what kind did you get?
class tomorrow huh, so the break is finally over?

It was all an act, tell nobody.

What's the habit?

In reality I'm a doormat to anyone who feels like walking over me.

whats the habit?

Karen is secretly the biggest asshole on /waifu/.
Indeed.
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It goes okay. Watching some YouTube. You?

Im rock hard and need something to satiate my lust
Who do I choose

hello again, kyouko.

I was wondering if you'd like me to find you a !Sakura tripcode. yours looks nice already but I wondered if you wanted one. six letters is easy as hell.

i trusted you yellowo
i trusted you

Still here

That sounds about right

I'm new here!

Imageboards

Ah, sure, that would be nice of you.

I tried to find a Kyouko one before and got some but they were kind of eh.

But sure, go for it if you feel like it.

I thought it was posting bad doujins.

wew
well i am a pretty harsh critic, it'd better be good if you want a piece of this ass
hell yea
hope you're ready to be treated like a bitch
hey eru
how are ya
baguette~

And this is why I tend to not be rude to others.

I probably have yet to see his bad side then.

Kyouko !Sakura would look very nice. I'll add it to my search for you.

unless you'd prefer !Kyouko?

How are you?

Holo-caust

If you want~~

I can't make Mexican food, but I can make hella Chinese food and BBQ!

Whichever works out for you is a good one. One is fun and the other is safe.

Drunk is good. I got a regular chicken one, no idea why it's taking so long. I just wanted to sleep about an hour or two ago, meh.
Yeah, it's all over, dude. Finished up my studies and shit and ready to go back in.

Trust nobody not even yourself.

Delete Cred Forums from your account.

Thank you for thinking of the doormats.

well there is an x to close the window. click it

I pry wouldnt the ass after enchiladas, pretty sure itd blast your ass out.
Its good though, lemme tell you!
Passed down generation

Sakura works, I'd say.

Thank you very much, I appreciate it.

Playin Warframe, grinding to get my space dog. Space dogs are important for any Warframe operator.
Pretty good. How bout you?
Pretty gud, workin on the grind ^^

you poor thing. going back into the swing of regular stuff is the worst after a long break. at least you have some pizza to finish it off right.

you know. if they ever bring it.

I feel like I should try and do a little bit of both, but I'm really but at making friends.

it's literally the furthest thing from any semblance of trouble in the slightest.

I that was his name, he had a really lame name

A space dog. That sounds very important.

Claimed

Depends on the program you're running, I like Meriken's tripcode engine since you can specify location using regular expressions and it just looks much nicer, plus it's restricted to ASCII characters only which helps.

Also, yeah I'll get to that

It's more complicated than that for me

Thanks

What card are you using?

im not saying no
BBQ is best, however its not that hard
...you arent into that? cmon
sounds good though, you got mexican roots?
had a bitch of a hangover this morning
its over now though, feeling a lot better

I don't remember specifically. some nvidia one. I don't get the best results of anyone I know or anything, but I managed to find this case sensitive 8 letter at the start of the trip within a week, so that was nice. and six letters I find about a dozen in a single night. I use trip explorer during the day while I'm using my computer and MTY or whatever it's called while I'm asleep.

I get like 3 million a second with trip explorer and 30 million a second or so with the other.

why is that? is it causing a problem?

Hummus and olives pizza?

You're welcome.

Na, just very open ended family.
We have a load of old recipes of tons of cultures.
Im polish german mostly

That's a cute picture.
And yeah, just called them again, apparently they forgot or something, needs another 15 minutes.
I really wanted to get eight hours of sleep honestly, nothing to do about it now though.
What kinda pizza would you order, dude?

Meh, give it a try, if it doesn't work, be a ghost.
I made lots of friends with the other people who had no friends, maybe try that too.

You know it, my dude. With a little bit of goat hair to remind me of home.
But for real it's some chicken garlic thing, it's small too I just want to not die tonight.

Oh Warframe, haven't played that in a while

So many waifus are, I might get back into it

We called him that because he is polish, it pisses him off

Vital, and fucking impossible to get!

I'm ready senpai!

Yeah, once you get the rub and sauce, you mostly sit around, but I have amazing rub and sauce! My family recipe placed 3rd about 7 years ago in Memphis in May

I meant to say really bad at making friends by the way.
I don't know. I'll figure it out as I go.

oh, ok

that is a lot less lame!

Rasheed!, The infidels showed up in their blackhawk helicopters poor rasheed didnt stand a chance.

every picture of betty is cute.

eight hours is ridiculous. you'll be fine. probably.

well, usually ham and pineapple, or bbq chicken.

ordering a pizza in my current state would just be a massive waste though.

yet you live in america?
why is that?
germand polish is a weird combination as well.
since you know, second world war and all that
i bet you have an amazing rub
>love that pic
if i may give a bit of advice, dont force it
just try to see if there are any clubs, like running for example
people who do the same stuff tend to have similar interests and are better friends

Space cats look way better and cats are far superior animals.

Yeah, that's far from my performance, I get 18 mil with Tripcode explorer and 800mil with Meriken's tripcode engine using a i7 6700K and a 1070, I just don't really search anymore. Both of them watercooled, made it myself

I was thinking of making a bitcoin mining rig after new years and for that I'll need 2 290Xs and that can also serve as a pretty good source for tripcodes

Yes and no, I just don't get much out of it anymore, but quitting is hard.

Yeah, I figured it out.
Hopefully it all turns out well.

That was my favourite goat nigga. Fucking hell.
We gotta tell his family, my man.

I don't know, sleep is the most important meal of the day for me, I like 9 or 10 hours if I can, eight is a minimum, plus it's a bit of a long day tomorrow.
bbq chicken sounds good though. I don't know about pineapple, seems like putting something cold on something hot would be bad, yeah?
Why? couldn't enjoy it?

I also like the picture a lot.
I've kind of thought about joining cross country. I don't really know of what clubs there are. And I'll be damned if I'm joining an anime club.
All I can do is survive, yes? And I will, with our without friends.

Oh I am a mutt, just a mutt with definable features
Also got a bit of native American, bit of irish.
But yeah the polish and german was from the same side of the family, pretty wierd

Yeah, it can hunt my enemies and be adorable.
Wew, glad you're feelin better.
>I've never had a hangover. kek.
Its pretty fun. I'm making a Trinity frame, I'm gonna be a support.
Yeah but I don't have the ability to make the space cat.

Also, I'm getting you a code that starts from the beggining because that increases probablities of matching results.

Just so you know

same but if it isnt really a problem then quitting wont matter

I remember back in the old pony days there were some people who built rigs specifically for this kind of thing. I always thought it was nuts, but they found amazing tripcodes. I'm pretty satisfied with what I get. especially now that I have this trip. I barely use anything else now.

that much sleep just sounds like such a waste. but I've been getting around 8 a day myself because my body is so worn out from never eating. I've had like 2 full meals in the past 72 hours.

the pineapple tastes good hot, actually. and it's a good contrast to the rest of the pizza. I know ham isn't an option, but you should try it with chicken sometime.

I would enjoy what little I'd be able to eat, but I would barely eat any initially and then probably just leave it in my fridge until it was too late to eat the rest. I dunno.

Most of you might only need 10 second to finish while watching my waifu

hey man, how was your nap

Quick question, do you live the NEET life?

~~ill show you how good I am at rubbing meat~~

Find a club, that's what I'm doing. Already have a few friends in college

Nah man, space insects are where it's at!

I have a Valkyr hysteria, because fuck damage. If I start playing, I might make a nekros support

Fran

a little I guess.

but I am also a senior geology student who just spent a summer at NASA, so I guess I'd go with highly functioning NEET

you should give it a shot, nothing to loose really
only gainz
>anime club
yea dont do that, good idea
>You a slut but I'm equal, I'm a mutt,
thats a lot, kek im just 100% dutchie
how do you even know all this?
yea me neither usually, literally the first time i had a hangover, thats why i was so weirded out
I didnt even drink that much
it was great, had dinner right after
felt like a new man
you up to anything?
you better
you got me here and you gotta finish it

It's all good, I appreciate anything you can give me and I love you anyway.

It is a waste, I guess, but at the same time I'd prefer resting to being awake and doing nothing, ya know? And I don't do much.
Hm, I think they have something halal with pineapple, I'll try it next time.
Your stomach feeling bad?

Yeah, and you will.

doing nothing is basically all I do, but I get it.

no. I just haven't felt hungry at all. depression can do that sometimes. it's a new thing for me, but whatever, I don't want to force myself to eat if I'm not hungry.

Yeah, that always seemed like nonsense to me, tripcodes are secondary to actual computer performance.

Not to mention that from what I know tripcode searching is very similar to bitcoin mining so that rig would probably do for either

Maybe 2 290Xs would be overkill actually, One would suffice.

I love you too gay boi

Get into work, place is predictably messy
Thanks offsider.
Somehow the grill is dirtier than I left it on Friday.

hey man, whatever works for you. I just wanted a pretty good gaming rig and that's what I went for.

And some people here I consider friends, so there's that.
I suppose. Nice numbers.

Oh, so in college. what did you do at NASA?

Way better than Holocaust, that fucking NEET

Really? That all it take?

Oh, and I think my dad's side is Swizz, but I know my mom's is British. Oh, and like my great great aunt or something was Cherokee

Kill the weekend workers

Family records and stuff, mostly guess work on my dads half
>adopted
Being pure is kind of awesome though

Not really, just listening to music.
You ?

Yep yep, you just have a stronger will than me then.
O, sorry to hear that and stuff, dude. It really sucks. Just make sure to eat enough to keep you healthy.
I never asked about your choice in games and stuff, when you were a kid, yeah? Did you have a console or a pc? What'd you play?

I bet you do, little gay boi

Yeah, definitely that, you can always come back to us.

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Trips guy? Is that you?

better than tinder! plenty of horny cosplay girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html

Hes normally a good guy. Just doesnt really clean as well as me. But hes slipping from what he was.
NEET stands for Not in Employment, Education or Training. You're not a NEET.

I never really had anything but handhelds as a kid. my mom didn't want that kind of stuff in the house. I was able to play a few RTS games on pc at least, but other than that it was all game boy stuff. so a lot of rpgs and zelda games. which I loved. and now that I have a great gaming pc I mainly stick to action rpgs and rpgs. the occasional shooter. been playing lots of overwatch of course, but kind of feel like I'm getting sick of that after 300 hours.

thanks, someone hates me now thoughyea man, traps are hot
how did you even end up in america
>guess work
thats not a reliabe source of information
you are adopted?
its pretty sweet, i love this country
i just dont like how the rest of the world is changing it
pretty much the same
i wanna play some games but im pretty comfortable atm
what are you listening to?

The one I'm using right now is the passion project of me and my roomie. I was the nigga that build it

I would fall asleep holding your arm you little fucking faggot

never trust obese chinese women

>I would fall asleep holding your arm you little fucking faggot

What'd you play on the handhelds though?
Which RTS games? I played warcraft and red alert.
And watcha playin now that you got your super duper pc?

I'd probably kiss your ear and tell you I loved you, gaylord.

My father was adopted, based off his general genetic makeup doctors say irish and german mostly
Yeah, the world blows.

I work with meteorites.
At NASA I was looking at a primitive ordinary chondrite to try to understand some aspects of the earliest accretion.

I figured NEET was just someone who stayed in their room all the time and didn't do much social stuff.

red alert games mainly. a little starcraft but that one was hard.

stuff like the handheld zelda games. pokemon a whole bunch. mostly things like that. some of the final fantasy games that got ported. a lot of kirby games as well. love those.

well mostly I just play overwatch right now, but I like open world rpg type stuff a lot. gtaV was fantastic. same with skyrim and fallout 3, new vegas and 4. stuff like that is my favorite. I like exploring big worlds.

I don't discriminate against the Ruga-chan, I would gladly kiss you goodnight

And then leave to buy cigarettes and never come back

You won't though. At least you won't do that to me

That it is
In the cyber flesh

Hate? No my good fellow
Closer to admire

Neat. I'm also working on a Frost frame because ice powers and a bit of tankyness.
RIP. Oh well, at least its ogre, kek.

They gave me a free pepsi for being two hours late.
I don't drink soda.

Still, murder!

I might be able to go full trap if I grew my hair out and put on make-up, not sure if I would stay like that aside for lewd activities though

I dont have much family history, but I think I'm like a 5-6th generation immigrant?

Fuck, now I want to look that shit up

Fuck, it costs money
There is a story here

Hella cool!

Nah, that's a shut in, if you want Japanese, because you are a fucking weeb, hikki mori

Why would they give you things for being late?
And give the soda to a girl. Proceed to sex said girl.

RIght now it's a song by Orelsan and Gringe : youtube.com/watch?v=4qaTeHEo-28

Yourself ?

ha

That file

>Pepsi

>pepsi
haram

this.

Youll get there one day my dude

oh really, thats kind of rare, someone of that race being adopted
i wonder what will end first the SJW era or the world
thats good then
because CHECK THESE
haha yea.
it wasnt as bad as the previous time though, i passed out on the couch without vomit anywhere near me
thats a win
how was your day friend?
that would be pretty great honestly, but you shoudnt do that if you dont want to
honestly not sure why would want to look that up so bad, dont spend money on stupid stuff like that
oh right i remember these guys, its pretty good
since you linked me some frog i will link you some windmill
youtube.com/watch?v=MQmxudY5XRI

the story about the little Dva who got her 5 man nerf denied because wall

my sympathies.

I took a sip and it was really bad.
Also I ate the entire pizza in seven minutes.

I love Mei. one of the funniest overwatch heroes

>Also I ate the entire pizza in seven minutes.

well now you're just asking for a tummy ache.

it is time to sleep, hopefully I can wake up for class.
Goodbye everyone.

Oh yeah, it's great.
I love doing research where someone can spend 3 pages in the introduction of a paper just saying "We really have no idea what is going on here"

I guess shut in works

Cool. I'll start that shit up in the next few days

Eh, maybe a wig or something

I'm not, don't worry
Rip
Have fun!

I'm going to sleep

I like how ur all using namesync now.

I could probably eat it in three.
Goodnight.

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I've always been