I have a paper due for English about myself, and I want to let kek into my life. Dubs decides the topic, if anyone gets trips I'll change the topic and rewrite.
I have a paper due for English about myself, and I want to let kek into my life
Write about 9/11
Try not to be a fucking autismo op holy shit be normal
write about how you let a green cartoon frog make decisions for you and the culture around it
The time for normal has come and gone, kek has spoken. 02 is not dubs.
How its a froggy frog world
write about why this is sexually attractive to someone how is otherwise straight
write about how weapons grade autism is changing the geopolitical climate, and what this means for the future.
Thats a girl dude...
inb4 na-huh, thats a trap
Exlain the difference between jews and niggers, and why you can't trust either of them
Write it about ur genitals
Write about how you feel about whales
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.
tf2 is better than overwatch
Write about your fetish for loli porn
kek has spoken
Write about the industrial society and its future, its a short book, you must read it before writing about it. Praise kek
Fuck, now I have to read this shitty monologue
O God of battles! steel my soldiers’ hearts;
Possess them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them. Not to-day, O Lord,
O, not to-day, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown!
I Richard’s body have interred anew;
And on it have bestow’d more contrite tears
Than from it issued forced drops of blood:
Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay,
Who twice a-day their wither’d hands hold up
Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests
Sing still for Richard’s soul. More will I do;
Though all that I can do is nothing worth,
Since that my penitence comes after all,
Write a 5 page essay on how you're gay for Jon travolta but only when he's in drag
Almost forgot abot him being a faggot
write about how niggers should die
please do this
write about why niggers should be slaves
Capitalism has become softer and gentler as it has aged, and would be unrecognizable to socialist and communist economists of old.
The legalization of drugs reduces the rates of family abuse, homelessness, and violent crime.
The right to carry concealed weapons has saved lives.
write about this