I have a paper due for English about myself, and I want to let kek into my life

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

I have a paper due for English about myself, and I want to let kek into my life. Dubs decides the topic, if anyone gets trips I'll change the topic and rewrite.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

praise kek.
Write about 9/11

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

Try not to be a fucking autismo op holy shit be normal

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

write about how you let a green cartoon frog make decisions for you and the culture around it

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

reroll

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

The time for normal has come and gone, kek has spoken. 02 is not dubs.

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

How its a froggy frog world

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

write about why this is sexually attractive to someone how is otherwise straight

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

reroll.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

write about how weapons grade autism is changing the geopolitical climate, and what this means for the future.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

praise XIR!

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

Thats a girl dude...
inb4 na-huh, thats a trap

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Exlain the difference between jews and niggers, and why you can't trust either of them

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

Write it about ur genitals

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Write about how you feel about whales

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.”

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.–Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember’d.

James Butler
James Butler

Reroll

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

tf2 is better than overwatch

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

Write about your fetish for loli porn

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

kek has spoken

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

Write about the industrial society and its future, its a short book, you must read it before writing about it. Praise kek

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Fuck, now I have to read this shitty monologue

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

O God of battles! steel my soldiers’ hearts;
Possess them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them. Not to-day, O Lord,
O, not to-day, think not upon the fault
My father made in compassing the crown!
I Richard’s body have interred anew;
And on it have bestow’d more contrite tears
Than from it issued forced drops of blood:
Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay,
Who twice a-day their wither’d hands hold up
Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests
Sing still for Richard’s soul. More will I do;
Though all that I can do is nothing worth,
Since that my penitence comes after all,
Imploring pardon.

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Write a 5 page essay on how you're gay for Jon travolta but only when he's in drag

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

Almost forgot abot him being a faggot

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Cred Forums

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

reroll

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

Eating satan

William Watson
William Watson

write about how niggers should die

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

please do this

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

write about why niggers should be slaves

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

This

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

Capitalism has become softer and gentler as it has aged, and would be unrecognizable to socialist and communist economists of old.

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

The legalization of drugs reduces the rates of family abuse, homelessness, and violent crime.

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

reroll

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

The right to carry concealed weapons has saved lives.

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

write about this

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