ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 4
ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 4
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Tyler
Dillon
Eli
Kyle
Shlomo
Chad
Jonah
Gabriel
Sigma
Huge faggot
Father
Smoker
Fat fuck
From single mother hoiusehold, has micropenis and colourful eyes. Loves camouflage.
Katherine
Back from the last thread. Have at me.
6'0, tan, definitely not a juggelo
Gage
Ming
Jew
>Skylar
I'm a guy.
Massive faggot
Just cannot stop sucking dicks
Fairly long hair. Terrible sense of style, but you own it.
Barack
Cody
Have at it tits with timestamp
Black guy who wears cotton Turtle necked sweaters.
Nigger/Muslim
Dan.
Nah fam
Two faced prick who can't handle others opinions
Terrance
Uptight slut whore
you mean,
>were
Caleb
Sam
Closet fetishist, will transition into a woman in mid twenties and fuck his old best friend, get married to him.
nah
cheating and wrong
Chip
Thomas
Emma.
Charles
angus
You get away with murder.
I mean the single mother part was right so better than others?
Emma
short hair, you like keep you in fitness and you like snow
Diego
I live in the U.S. btw
Pretty average in about every respect.
Emma Watson.
Dafaq nigga
UN Spokeswoman for women. Stopped being hot after the first 3 Harry Potter Movies
i bet this wins. lol
Not really uptight. I'm pretty laid back imo
Trayvon
wow, so clever, both of you.
Kyle is a single mother's child name. Idk.
Camden
Abel
hippie
Hey you know someone called Dale ?
just asking
Van
Thanks. You are definitely blonde though
Very quiet. Knows french. Cute, but would never admit it.
Fuck you faggot Emma Watson is a true 10/10
Ugly fat whore
Kill yourself.
I keep my hair in a bun. And I do keep fit and enjoy cold weather.
What's my name Cred Forums?
amish, get off the internet, you're cheating
i dont think thats really an assumption.
Total Dyke
opinion not valid here.
mixed race
He fell for it
Jonah.
You don't own anything from Vans
mixed race.
oh wow, ive never heard that one before. congrats
Yeah probably.
Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property, perhaps, but as equals. I, am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also, two battle axes, mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage. I will have my brother Steven who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment. I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after's he's done with his next round of Call of Duty and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot". And now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him I think! My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now! I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on Facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. Yoouuuu can't stop me! Yoouuuu can't take back what you've done! All you can do is apologize and beg, beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.
Babadook Cucumberfuck
Yeah that's your opinion tho. Everyone else knows it
Andres
Well that's the first time I heard that
you're a lesbian, can't really imagine a straight girl in the navy
Zachery
FUCK U NIGGER
Fare enough
Genesis Lovecraft Sizeboil.
Noah
STOP FUCKING TROLLING THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT HIGH SCHOOL FUCK DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
Let me fix that for you
...
Cierra
...
Probably not.
not a god tier bro but still pretty cool to hang with
trying to get through college as a sketch artist
bit of an asshole but growing out of it, no real goals, but pretty good GF
Immature cunt
Someone who gets upset that millennial moms are naming their little brats Jonah and letting them claim ADHD and run around a movie theatre smelling of salty peanuts and poopy hands.
Donald
Single, bi, kinda cute
How close am I?
City person, try again
I experimented a bit in highschool, but I prefer men as both romantic partners and sexual partners.
Dude what
Pale blond with fucked up teeth
Thanks Cred Forumsro
That was 100% b8. She's always been a 10/10 and will continue to be for a long time.
Korey
Connor
...
Jacob
Probably yes.
Fuck you
Evan
Jordan
Fuck you
Dmitry
Kinda lanky white kid, curlier hair when it gets longer
What a beautiful pepe
This applies to you as well.
David
i bet you take care of yourself with a lot of masturbation. you're the kind of girl that doesn't really need a man
Tbh I am a cunt but not immature far from that
Also, I joined the navy because I love being at sea, and I wanted to fight for my country and not have to deal with the muslims face-to-face.
Reeee kinda accurate!
Yes. What the hell
Pretty spot on, well I hope I'm cute lmao
Slightly overweight, short scraggly beard
Not neckbeard, just beard.
not so fast, fbi.
Alexander
Black hair, bowl cut, 5'7"
Owen
Derek
...
Wilson.
Nigga that's gay as fuck
Keegan
Friendly but kind of boring dude
Girls like you
Gets butthurt on French talkshows
Davey
Nigger. Hate yourself
Glenn
i'm quite lonely, but i've never known a girl like you.
sounds like you conquered Persia, Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Bactria, and the Punjab.
White kid who wears grey hoodies, has an Amish beard shadow, raspy voice, and likes vocaloid music, metal.
Bowl cut is right, my hair is brown, but I actually am five eight. I'm Bulgarian, at least my mother is, so I have broad shoulders and longer eyes. Also some good cheekbones.
What the fuck. Are all Connors like this or something? Hit the nail on the head
Chet
Nah my nose isnt that fucked.
Gage
Blond hair
Fuckboy
What?
Maggie
Chase
Nope Brown as horse shit.
Tommy (Thomas essentially)
Vladimir
moot
Muhammad
They carry diseases, you know.
Most people on this board are lonely.
Average hight, not super muscular but kind of 'cut' constantly have 5'o'clock shado and wear t-shirts you don't particularly pay attention to the design of.
Putin basically nigger
Simpson.
Gay and into furrie shit
Miles
>Most people on this board are lonely.
some more than others
Typical white girl to a degree, appears to fit in but is a bit of an outcast.
Fat asian kid who's a wannabe CRIP and works at a pho place
Elliot
you're a pretty decent guy all around, were kinda popular in elementary school, but you're whiney when you don't get what you want. Some would call you a good friend, but you don't have very many people who just hate you. You honestly mean well, but your intentions don't always show it. You like things that you think others may not always understand, but you hope some day you can break that shell.
shit i wish, complete opposite
Ginger fag who was a vegetarian since 7.
PROVE ME RONG.
I didn't mean to capitalize crip my bad
Vincent
kid fucker
Constantly annoy your friend Alex while he's trying to enjoy a treat.
You also look like a hushpuppy/big pea
shit u rite
Daniel
Jose
Nigger from NYC, is an indie kid with red brown hair!!
True. Though there are people who will always be lonely everywhere.
suicide.
Skinny black kid, wannabe blood, works at a KFC?
Wears vans
Callum
I'm in new york. black hair and im not indie
Nah I know a guy tommy that's exactly how I described and he's a piece of shit
skinny, although I'm not a nigger and i dont work at KFC. good guess on the skinny part
Be my girlfriend. •___•
Ray
Ryan
Ariel
25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
You are skinny and borderline autistic
This the same Emma I'm talking to elsewhere?
Jesus.
asians can get pretty feisty, I've seen a few Asian Tommy's in my time
guess her name
I'm an asshole. I was an asshole in elementary school. Was a good try. Thanks user.
Aaron
Chester
>Inb4 molester
Ugly and annoying nigger
White kid, brown hair, cant grow a beard, lives in Florida so no hoodies 90% of time, despise metal and rock music, athletic build but still kind of on the chubby side, and haven't picked out a specific to wear unless I was going to a party or court.
well, my best luck to finding your path in life
Thijs
Fifi Marx, american warlord
I tefuse to accept ariel as a female name soo... Asian dude around 22 movet here in middleschool and still have a bad accent
Dongus
Michelle Obama
Jennifer, goes by jen
ok
Thimmy
Everyone hates you because of your super gay name. You only have a few close fiends
jew with brunette hair
1/3rd of Noisia
Hugh mungus
As an Asian, I can understand
Collin
Ellsworth
Thomas
florida is horrible, innit? lived there all mlife
Glynn
Thimmy? Oh dear, your parents added an h to your name because they're assholes. Sorry.
sexy shirtless pic fam
>lol, I got a clever one
Molester
Well I have no idea who you are so I wouldn't know lmao
hm I only have a few close friends, but Im not really hated
Stewart
Wtf I went to HS with a Connor and he fit this description...
Also my name's Tyler
Gavin.
Judge me Cred Forums
REEEE WHY DO ROASTIES ONLY RESPOND TO MY OFFERS ON Cred Forums BUT I CANT GET ANY IRL I HATE THIS PLACE. REEEEEEE
Wat
David
You are clearly a large black man with a huge katana collection
Damn someone knows noisia
Definitely gay
You are so lonely that you commented on this thread. You will never find a gf
Travis
not at all, just the niggers. The police are pretty cool and the school system is great.
You cast the mightiest of spells. You once brought down two entire Kingdoms with just two flying fireballs.
Dorian
AssBlaster996
no chin faggot that likes metal
you like my little pony and 3d printers
Amy
That's your last name you jew.
Virgin.
Cool dude with black hair and you have an small peener
>the police are pretty cool
that's because you're white.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
John Ellis, but I go by Jeb
...
Close! Haha actually, im in College. Except for that, the rest was spot on
Oh. you are...you really are.
My names super white tho lel
thanks fam
i dunno
Hooligan (fuck the parents for this)
You defiantly have autism
>roasties
Fucking faggot
HATIANS EVERYWHERE
ALL OF THE GODDAMN CHURCHES ARE FILLED WITH MONKIES
You do some stupid shit in IT and play online FPS games
Where did you get my shirt
You are generally friendly and goodwilled, but you have really bad habits.
I am very defiant in having autism, yes.
but nah, my parents just gave me a shitty name.
Rolling again
That's probably true for most people, but my first name is Thomas.
Danearius
accurate
Ginger, over 40, lived in Colorado,,,used to, maybe still are, a druggie/wreck loose
You're very very fat
No, it's because I actually treat them and talk to them like people. I've run into my share with the law and let me tell you, it sucks waking up in juvy with bruises all over your arms and face after a long night of xanax and four loko
Ryan
Tfw I will never have a qt real girl gf and an amazing qt doggo who is allowed on this bed.
> why live?
Nigger
Rerolling for torrent of beaner jokes
Christopher
Gage?
Your a grinch in a hoodie
Frederick
cuz you come across as 12..pro tip: don't do that.
Live for trips u faggle
What part of FL are you? 321/407 area right here.
was just about to say that you cunt
Carson
Lena
moar pics?
Ryan
FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT
Just double checking. Weird coincidence, I guess.
You act like you known more than you actually do 80% of the time.
Actually I accidently tagged your post I'm drunk
life sucks but sometimes cool things happen, thats why i keep living
Luke
Tall, skinny, likes to run.
561 area code. South FL.
Your name is Ryan
what about a timestamp?
I mostly chill in boxers, I am more of an optimist.
I like TSM though.
Tim
ILL BATTLE YOU IN THE ANCIENT WAYS OF JAPAN. COME AT ME, PROTIP: YOU WILL LOSE.
Actually not tbh